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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hello All, Thanks for venturing over to my twilight world.

Follow You into the Dark is my first attempt at fan fiction. I haven't written since high school, which was more years then I can count on one hand ago, so go easy on me. Please!

Feel free to complain, praise, vent, or do whatever your little heart desires. All you have to do is hit that itty, bitty, tiny review button.

Hope y'all enjoy!

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer is the genuis behind everything that is Twilight, I own nothing but a copy of the book! No copyright infringement intended.

The Lazy yet Discerning Fictster:

Check out the article on "Wilting" and other recommendations for high quality Twilight fanfiction. (How mine got on there is still a mystery.) http://discerningficster.blogspot.com/

Follow You into the Dark

I'll Follow You into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNIS0cuDOMw

Chapter 3:

Rose's present: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod61940074&parentId=cat12600735&masterId=cat12590735&index=0&cmCat=cat000000cat000001cat000009cat000019cat7210731cat12590735cat12600735

Jasper's present: http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/product/7661/Handbag/Coach/Coach+Hamptons+Signature+Book+Tote

Carlisle and Esme's present: http://www.audiusa.com/audi/us/en2/new_cars/Audi_A5.html

Edward's present: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod45750151&parentId=cat3470732&masterId=cat14860749&index=0&cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat000149cat000226cat5890735cat000011cat14860749cat3470732

Chapter 11:

"Destiny of Love" by Yiruma: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eRKiJ8lT3A

Chapter 15:

Awake by Secondhand Serenade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcJdU26iVB0

Wilting

Lost by Coldplay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9z8NUghpGc&feature=related

Faust ARP by Radiohead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjkHmkCpQJA

Do Me A Favour by Arctic Monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8toY0Jo3sAM

Cannonball by Damien Rice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsVIVqmTjYw

Vulnerable by Secondhand Serenade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MwRgGbs

Use Somebody by Kings of Leon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZfJ5ai07U

I Don't Love You by My Chemical Romance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghOqudYGhnk

Kiss Off by Violent Femmes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gproa6vzgws

CONFESSIONS OF A SINNER BY SEVENSINNERS:http://www.fanfiction.net/~sevensinners

THE PATH TO RESISTANCE BY TEAM EPIC: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1841811/TEAM_EPIC

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Taking Chances by edwardsothalova reviews
Bella moved to Phoenix with husband right after college. Everything was going well with her new baby until tragedy once again struck Bella. Her best friend offered her a place to stay in Seattle. Bella decides to take a chance and moves. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008
What Happens Tomorrow by birdee18 reviews
Bella and Edward are happily engaged with their whole lives ahead of them. What happens when a tragedy strikes that will change them forever? AU, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,442 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,644 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Highwayman by acirelemagne reviews
Edward chooses a life of danger over one of gentrified comfort. Did Bella, the beautiful innkeepers daughter influence his decision? Can he bring the two sides of his life together or is he destined to lose everything? Inspired by 'The Highwayman'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 8,521 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
All Keyed Up by OMECoven reviews
Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,754 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
My Best Friend's Girl by Jupitercrash reviews
Jasper Hale has been telling people that Bella's his girlfriend for years. What happens when she moves to Forks? Rated for seriously naughty stuff, so please be warned! AU Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 9,000 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
College by twilight0909 reviews
What if Bella met Edward when she was a little older and what if Edward didn't get changed at 17 but a little older as well, what if they didn't meet in high school but College. What if Bella was already with Jake. BXJ, BXE. R&R more i get the faster i am
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Wilting reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Confessions of a Sinner: Greed reviews
7 Sins, 7 Authors, 7 One-shots. This is my one-shot contribution to the series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009
Follow You into the Dark reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
La Tua Cantanta! reviews
Twilight version of "Hakuna Matata"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete