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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2090243, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, and Supernatural.

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I write revisionist Twi-fic. C'est la vie.

Please don't judge me by my earliest works.

ROLL CALL - the list of things soon to come, in order:

1. Resurrecting Juliet - How breaking up with your vampire boyfriend would happen to real people. Bella grieves like normal people grieve. It's uglier, but there's less misappropriated mental illness. "Nations, like stars, are entitled to eclipse. All is well, provided the light returns and the eclipse does not become endless night. Dawn and resurrection are synonymous. The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul.” - Victor Hugo

2. Redheaded Step Children and Indian Givers - Because I haven't delved deep enough into the idea of platonic imprinting, Jake and Nessie are gonna have another go of it. AU/AH. The last time I tried that one out it derailed entirely. We'll see how this one goes.

WHERE I BE:

Here you can find my trigger/warning/disclaimer page. If I write a chapter or story with themes that have the potential to upset readers, I place a warning at the top of the chapter and direct them here for a more thorough explanation in an attempt to prevent spoiling for others, and so readers don't have to feel obligated to hunt me down personally. SPOILER HEAVY.

I'm on AO3. I'm thinking of making it my archival base given that I'm finding that I really hate LJ, and AO3 combines my love for image tags, hyperlinking, and threaded comment capabilities.


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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20355 - Favs: 13,624 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Stregoni Benefici by giselle-lx reviews
Carlisle Cullen has always been different—a frustrating son to a distant father; an enigma to the rulers of his world. But when he faces the biggest decision of his immortal life, he's forced to grapple with the moments that have shaped him most. When you've lived your whole life among killers, what kind of man do you choose to become? Pre-Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,019 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Glad you Came by GracelesslyFalling reviews
Raindrops thudded against my windshield when moments earlier there had been silence. Rain. It was always raining here. Not that I minded the rain much, I just wasn't as used to it as I once was. As late as it was when I pulled up in front of the little red house there was still a porch light on. Someone was waiting up for me. Perhaps even two someones.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Rachel, Paul
Men of a Certain Age by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Sheriff and Chris Argent do their best impression of Scott and Stiles, except without the flailing (because they're too old to flail anymore).
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,080 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Chris A. - Complete
At the Cliffs by JoinTeamJacob reviews
Eclipse retold as J&B! Nominated for "Best Must Read" Twilight Avant Garde Fanfiction Awards . "I steadied myself, ready to take the plunge into the swirling icy water below, when suddenly, a hand shot out and grabbed my arm to pull me back..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,668 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Bet on Me by kissa621 reviews
Who in their right mind bets on their own virginity? Innocent Bella gets herself caught up in the charms of the very gorgeous, very bad Jacob Black. Will she be able avoid him like her boyfriend asks or will she fall for his seduction? ExBxJ triangle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,992 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Look at Your Life, Look at Your Choices by peroxidepest17 reviews
No one really knows why they're friends.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Danny, Jackson W. - Complete
No Good Deed by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Eight years after Bella's daughter is born, a letter from Edward arrives and changes everything. AU Post-Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Twilight & Something Happens/Kuch Kuch Hota Hai/कुछ कुछ होता है - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,578 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bells by Mrstrentreznor reviews
my entry for theairthesun drabble shot contest. AU BD. How it should have ended?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2012 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Fate's Middle Finger: Shrapnel by StealthLiberal reviews
Imprinting can be like a bomb. The pack is about to realize the kinds of unintended targets that the shrapnel can hit when that bomb goes off. *ON HOLD* Will be continued, but life is just too busy for updating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,024 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Seth
The bigger light by grrlinterrupted reviews
An all-human, New Moon role reversal: Jacob has been dumped by the woman with whom he was obsessed. Can Bella convince him life is still worth living? And what will happen when his first love returns? Written for the Remember When This Was Fun contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Growing Close and Tall Tales by OokamiHybrid reviews
The adventures of Growing Pains continues as the Pack struggles to juggle new duties, new members, and new information. Sometimes, it takes a special sort of someone to bring everything into perspective.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jacob, Leah
Reverence by Mrstrentreznor reviews
A grassy cemetery. A young man sits, cross legged, holding a letter with his head against a tombstone. A ghostly image of a girl is behind him with her hands on his back. The ghost is his mother and the letter is for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Familiar Gatherings by HM Grayson reviews
Starting a new relationship is always tricky, but getting to know Embry Call and his very tall friends is going to be a lot more complicated than Angela Weber ever thought. When everyone has secrets how can you trust the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 172,005 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Angela, Embry - Complete
Porch Swings by StealthLiberal reviews
Sam and Leah through a different lens. For Guns and Drums.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Boys with Girlfriends by audreyii-fic reviews
A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Growing Pains by OokamiHybrid reviews
The tale of the seven nameless pups at the end of BD. The struggles they, their families, and their adult pack go through. The pain of being a child forced to grow up too soon. The fear of imprinting, of killing someone without meaning to. Darkfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Love suffers boldly by grrlinterrupted reviews
Bella is frantic when Jacob runs to Canada to escape his heartbreak over her upcoming wedding. Unable to alert the authorities, her only option is to follow him north. But how will she find him? And what can she say to make him come home? Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Fire of the Sun by audreyii-fic reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Stolen Souls by Nayaritism reviews
-"In our world salvation only comes in a coffin."-Longer summary & disclaimer inside/Multiple POV & central characters-pairings/VERY DARK/MA/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,762 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Bella, Edward] [Alice, Jasper]
Pieces of the Memories by audreyii-fic reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
We Used to Wait by MaeMay reviews
Two ordinary people trying to make sense of their lives. AU. Bella/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,639 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Anyway by fantasyessa reviews
They all hated something, but it was for their wolves...so they put up with it anyway.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Emily, Kim - Complete
Diablerie by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob and Renesmee go on the hunt. Drabble series companion to The Sound of White. Violence and disturbing imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Return to Sender by grrlinterrupted reviews
Jake fell in love with his friend Bella the summer he was 13. Five years later she's back and ready for far more than friendship, but each is waiting for the other to make the first move. MeraNaamJoker/Grrlinterrupted collab, AH, fluff, angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,578 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Hókwať: The inner thoughts of a man on the outside by Nauticalmass reviews
The end of a man's life can raise a lot of questions. This is Charlie's story. Canon. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
The Sound of White by audreyii-fic reviews
The middle of a rainy night on Egyptian cotton sheets. For UntilWeBleed, who won Second Place in the TATS Banner Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jacob - Complete
For I Am Captured Straight to You by Majesta Moniet reviews
He'd been in love with Bella Swan for two years. Embry had been his brother for 17 years. And no matter how the numbers got added up, Jacob was completely screwed. Jacob/Bella/Embry AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,689 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jacob - Complete
When the Wind Blows by Fluffy Nouget reviews
Moving from Hawaii to La push: ew. Being thrown into the realm of make belive: uh oh! Finding the guy of your life and somehow managing to keep him through so much drama: hallelujah! SethxOC. Complete. Now including epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Seth - Complete
Zenith by Majesta Moniet reviews
A simple choice altered. A love given room to grow. As weeks without the Cullens' return stretch by, Bella's going to discover that vampires and werewolves aren't the only things that go bump in the night. NM AU. J/B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,915 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6885 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6229 - Favs: 5,433 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
When Math, Psychology, Drama, and Philosophy Clash by Haiza Tyri reviews
A humorous explanation for why there are four different books telling four different versions of the life of Jesus in the Bible.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Wolf Girls 101 by LJ Summers reviews
In the same AU as The Hardest Part and The Imperative, Wolf Girls 101 is the guidebook Emily Uley is writing to help new imprints learn about what to expect from the werewolf that imprinted upon them as well as some of the ups and downs of Pack life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emily - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Becoming Whole: Bella's Moments by LJ Summers reviews
In THE HARDEST PART, we read about the imprint from Embry's point of view. BECOMING WHOLE shows moments of THP from Bella's point of view. It is not a retelling of the story, just moments from her perspective. 2d story in the series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Bella, Embry] - Complete
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
Landslide by SallyJupiter reviews
Winner of the Best Friend Jacob category in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge. Winner of the Silent Tear Award for Best Bella and Jacob. An unexpected friendship changes Bella's life in ways she never could have imagined. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Your Heart Remained the Same by rebeldivaluv reviews
Part of him would always be hers. JacobxBella. JacobxRenesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Thin Line by caffeineaddict13 reviews
J/B. And you promised yourself that it would never happen to you.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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Stockholm reviews
The way imprinting would happen to real people. "Stockholm syndrome is a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein a positive bond between hostage and captor occurs that appears irrational in light of the frightening ordeal endured by the victims. In essence, eventually, the hostage views the perpetrator as giving life by simply not taking it." Imprinting is the captor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Emily, Leah, Sam
When Angels Deserve to Die
A wrinkle in time allows Sam and Dean to meet themselves from a different perspective. Mid-Season 4, genderbent Sam and Dean, one-shot. T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,444 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Girls: the Paul Lahote Manifesto reviews
Paul had girls figured out. Until he didn't. For the lovely "StealthLiberal," who is too neat to be hanging out with riffraff like me. AU polyamorous drabble series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Leah, Paul, Rachel
The Unexpected Continuation of Lesser Wolves reviews
A dumping ground for extras and outtakes from my various fics. This is for fun stuff to know, or maybe some future other POVs that just don't fit nowheres else in the story. [ETA: Title changed, given that this is quickly becoming the airline barf bag for all my insane TANEC spin offs. I regret nothing].
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009
Hallelujah reviews
"If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it." –Lemony Snicket. BD canon alteration. One-shot. Rated M for blood and guts and feels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Jacob - Complete
The Fall of the House of Uley reviews
"To an anomalous species of terror I found him a bounden slave. 'I shall perish,' said he, 'I must perish in this deplorable folly. Thus, thus, and not otherwise, shall I be lost." A series of independent ficlets inspired by the various works of Poe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Leah, Sam - Complete
The Anticlimactic Non Imprintment of Embry Call reviews
"I'd accepted the fact that I was going to imprint just like my other brothers had. I'd been pretty much been waiting for it. Then one day, Sam goes and blows my mind: I might not imprint. So, I have to find a girlfriend all by myself? This sucks…" This is the piece that will attempt to combat many of the major issues I have with Twilight. Nothing is sacred. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,226 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Embry - Complete
Parasite reviews
par·a·site par-uh-sahyt : NOUN 1. organism living on another: a plant or animal that lives on or in another, usually larger, host organism in a way that harms or is of no advantage to the host; 2. scrounger: somebody who exploits others without doing anything in return. NM AU. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Seahawks reviews
Leah has one extra ticket to the Seahawks game, and if either Sam or Paul want it they have to convince her. Prompt: Leah's 'tude, Paul's abs, Sam's voice, and a gun. Pure fluff. Oddly enough, the abs were the hard thing to work in. Rated T for f-bombs. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Leah, Paul, Sam - Complete
Occam's Razor reviews
"Simpler explanations are, other things being equal, generally better than more complex ones. Lex parsimoniae." Decidedly not a 'ship fic. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Search Party reviews
Sam finds Bella in the woods. Sam POV of New Moon Chapter 3: The End. Canon-compliant. Rated T for excessive use of f-bombs. I blame Paul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sam - Complete
The Day Jessica Stanley Saved Bella Swan's Life reviews
Break ups are never easy. But it's easier when you're punch-drunk on bad foods. One-shot. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jessica - Complete
Spin Cycle reviews
"To this day Paul has tried to explain to me several times what imprinting is like. He said it happens in that instant you first really make eye contact with the person. Everything changes." Paul/Rach. CC. How to make imprinting work, without making everyone else you know a disturbed or b hate you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,586 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Rachel, Paul - Complete
Permanent Press reviews
"The world is ending. The zombie apocalypse is upon us. The mother effing Rapture. The earth is going to open up and swallow the entirety of my life and all the remnants of semi-organized civilization." Jared/Kim. CC. My attempt to craft some kind of substantial personality in Kim or Jared based on what we have from canon. I think I failed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kim, Jared - Complete
The Ties That Bind reviews
"I grew up a Pacifist, believe it or not. This rank, the blood on my hands? I never thought I'd end up here. I'd never thought I'd lose it all so fast. War never decides who's right, just who's left." Begins in January 1861, just shy of Texan secession. Updated sporadically when the mood strikes me. My love for Jasper is deep, reasonless and pure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jasper
Tabula Rasa reviews
I was not in a sound frame of mind when I wrote this. I wouldn't be offended if you never read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bree - Complete
Virginia Madison Is Crazy reviews
Three girls - Virginia, Bethanie and Georgia - decide to take their future into their own hands. Nia's realities blend and instead of making her crazier, she just might find some peace. Twiverse in the Realverse. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Seth - Complete