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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unbroken Vase by CatrinaSL reviews
It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,155 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,069 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
The Outsider by BalletandBooks reviews
Another after The Last Olympian High School story, but it's written from other people's perspectives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,602 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 6/27/2011
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, who's ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,746 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Wizards of Hogwarts by littlemissbookworm760 reviews
What happens when five new mysterious students are brought to Hogwarts in the fifth year? Even more surprising, why have they been named students AND teachers? As they friend Harry and his friends, what surprises and tricks will crop up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
With Arms Wide Open by ILove2Write13 reviews
(AU) 17 year-old Annabeth has never fawned over celebrities; the fact that her brother was one had made her immune. One hot summer in California changes everything with Luke's entire band and a whirlwind romance. But all things must come to an end, and although she promises herself she will move on, Percy has left her a little something to be delivered in 9 months...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,302 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Three Parts Dead by LolaBleu reviews
He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,976 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Its Too Late Now by OCWarren reviews
In 6th grade Percy moves back to New York, before he leaves he tells Annabeth he has 'dibs' on her. Its sophomore year now and Percy comes back to California to find Annabeth with a boyfreind! Does Percy now that she waited for him? or what she went through without him? Will Annabeth fall for the seagreen eyed boy again, or has her feelings been the same 4 years ago? DISCONTINUED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
All is Fair in Love and War by HAWTgeek reviews
Charlie is the daughter of Percy and Annabeth Jackson, grandaughter of Athena and Poseidon, and the younger sister of legendary Noah Jackson. This summer, Charlie is trying to make her own name,and she got that and more than she could imagine when the latest prophecy proves to be for her. No matter how much her friends and family fight for her, will she be able to escape the fates?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 181,852 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Elegant Sickness and Blue Clothes by KrystalRose92 reviews
SEQUEL TO ELEGANT SCRIPT AND BLUE PEN! Clary's life is about to change forever, both she and Jace have been battling their feelings for one another, neither one thinking themselves worthy of the other. Now with this news, they will have to spend more time together, do feelings go away or will they finally give in?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Outside Watchers by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
People OC's, mortals and friends watching Percy and Annabeth's relationshipas well as watching the gang's interactions with each other. Possible jealousy, K and up for my minor paranoia. Please review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
When Doom met Death by Musafreen reviews
Nico/Rachel drabbles, mostly conversation. Because they're turning out to be so cute, I don't know what to do with them. Innuendo, language, evil relatives and cliched scenarios. Indulge away.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Aphrodite Trap by P. Hanson reviews
Percy visits a camp still recovering from the Battle of the Labyrinth and is thrust into a new quest to help Olympus before he even gets a chance to sit down. The entrance to Olympus has been forced shut and they must pass through the secret back door, with realms heavily protected by each Olympian, including Aphrodite, who has the worst realm of all. Mostly T, Some M Rated scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,435 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Destroying Lives by wee kraken reviews
There was nothing out there but old tin cans, worn out shoes, dying weeds, and a few rats – the trash that nobody wanted. He fit right in. It was the perfect place for Marcus Eaton - sixteen, and Candor, and a liar. Learn the history of the Eaton family - Divergent - the Pre-pre-prequel.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Marcus
What The Door Conceals by kaworu nagisa reviews
In a corner of FFdotnet, there is a door. Many wonder what the door hides, and few actually dare enter to find out what the door conceals . . . but there are those that do. Welcome to the Canon Containment Centre. We hope you like it here. -megacrossover-
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,303 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011
LeoCam by CimFan reviews
While building Argo 2, Leo decides to buy a new video - camera, and film everything that's going on. Including interviews with campers, Jasper, Percabeth and more : I suck at summaries. Placed between TLO and SoN. T because I want.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,389 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
Olympus Weekly by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Stiff Fight Club by wee kraken reviews
"Marshmallow. Dwarf. Stork. Whizz. Bunhead. Claws. Googly Eyes. Unibrow. Knock Knees. Perv." I rub my hands together. They look terrified – primed and ready. "Let's get this party started." Humor spinoff from "Inked." Four asks Zeke to teach the Stiffs how to fight. Zeke's POV. You can read this fic. You can review this fic. But you do not talk about fight club. Or this fic.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Zeke, Four/Tobias
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal for once, but the Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a curious little boy and two teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burdge. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Between The Lines by TheBurningNight reviews
When Jace tries to convince Clary to create a time travel rune, Alec knows it's trouble from the beginning. Magnus has no idea what's going on...until his past show up on his doorstep. But things are not as innocent as it may seem...
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Tartarus Rising by Gaia was Framed reviews
"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,241 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Percy J., Rachel D., Alec L., Magnus B.
Love and Other Four Letter Words by Lexaa reviews
A series of oneshots, drabbles, and fluffy randomness about everyone's favorite couple, Percy and Annabeth. All chapter names will be four letters long.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,515 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
She's a Rebel by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
Song, lyrics, and cover go to Green Day. What will Arielle Jackson do when she finds she's Athena? That she has to save not only the mortal world, but the one on Olympus? And what about Hera? Does she still have it in for her? The final battle between Athena and Hera comes...but who will prevail? Is this story complete? You decide!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Mother Thalia by PrincessCeliel reviews
Thalia Grace has to take a test- but not the standard one! Hilarity ensues when Percy and Nico are turned into little kids, and Thalia must keep an eye on them. Rated T for absolutely no reason at all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Thalia G. - Complete
Chasing Pavements by ImagineAsian101 reviews
"You broke me, you know. I don't give a damn if it was middle school and I was stupid for actually liking you, but I just want you to know that you ripped my heart out," Clary spat. "And now you're back, here in New York to ruin my life. Why can't you find some other girl to destroy?" Jace's blazing eyes blinked. "Because there's only you." - All Mundane. AU. ClaryxJace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Elegant Script and Blue Pen by KrystalRose92 reviews
When Clarissa is five she is asked to write to a pen pal for the year, she does but after the year is over they continue to write to one another, now that her pen pal is moving to her city, her school, her life is about to change forever. AU AH Maybe OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
It's The Little Moments That Full A Scrapbook by MusicalCurls reviews
A high school scrapbook of stories. A whole bunch of mainly Percabeth one-shots/two-shots etc. As we all know, high school is its own type of battlefield.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Maps by koalakoala reviews
One-hundred missing moments; drabbles. All pairings. 85: Mark of Athena spoilers. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010
Outlaw: Running from Love by PurpleCoverseAnnabeth reviews
Percy Jackson became Goode High's ultimate playboy when his first love cheated on him. Enter Annabeth Chase, the girl who has never had a boyfriend, and was an outcast at her old school. Obviously, Percy falls for her. Will she let him in? And if so, can she keep him? Or will he just hurt her and himself again? A/U, not demigods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,983 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Way They Stick by awsomekelly reviews
Percy Jackson has tortured Annabeth Chase for years. One day, one of his pranks go too far, causing Annabeth to switch schools. Years later, Annabeth returns, completely changed. What will happen when Percy finds out she's back? Full summary inside. AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Just Athletics by The Artemis reviews
Percy and Annabeth are 17 and at Goode Highschool. How will the Volleyball team captain and the Basketball team captain show their love? Takes place after school during sports practice and at PE. IT'S BACK AND FLUFFY AS EVER!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Demizard Tournament by AlleyKat2134 reviews
The Titan War had ended and the demigod's lives became quiet. A little too quiet. That is, until one day, Chiron announces that they would be participating in a special wizard tournament, the Triwizard tournament. What will happen when wizards and demigods compete against each other? Read to find out. Rated T coz I'm paranoid and there is going to be some very light cussing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
A Strawberry Flavored Lollipop by savedbykg reviews
The story of how Percabeth came to be. AU. Percabeth and many other pairings included. Welcome to the world of this crazy couple's journey of finding love and of course, their endless banter. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns these godlike characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Notorious by likeavirgin101 reviews
The A-listers of BOCD are back now as sophomores of the ultra prestigious Denwood-Ames Academy. The PC are still the most envied girls in school. Can they deal with the drama to come and rule the school with an iron fist? Probably. But it won't be easy.
Clique - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,419 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inked by wee kraken reviews
Four never thought he'd end up with a back that's more ink than skin. But Dauntless initiation changed his mind...and his body...forever.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tori - Complete
Suckers of Love by Authors of Awesomeness reviews
Max and Fang. Best friends and neighbors for life, doing everything together. What happens when Fang leaves for 2 months, to his Aunt's house? Hatred in high school. But hate can lead to love. FAX AH AU! By Serenaisbestezrq387 & Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Playing By The Rules by TheOracle18 reviews
"You know, I'm pretty sure it's against the rules to kill mythical monsters on school property." - Percy/Annabeth one shot - after Last Olympian/before Lost Hero
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Sweet Jealousy of a Paranoid Cow by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
You put in a jealous Hera and a vengeful Annabeth, you get the Stolls to unleash their full prankster, you ensure Zeus is caught in the crossfire...You get a fiasco which makes Aphrodite and a few other gods sit back, relax and enjoy as the show unfolds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Hera
The Celeste Jackson Chronicles by E. M. Zeray reviews
Percy and Annabeth have finally had a daughter. They have to find the perfect name, deal with monsters, not to mention boyfriends. Her name is Celeste and her parents are heroes of Olympus, but is her life going to be as exciting as her parents?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10729 - Favs: 12,051 - Follows: 12,627 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Divided Soul by TheseusLives reviews
What if your previous life was forgotten and replaced with that of another? What if your soul was divided between the mortal world and that of the gods, between the life of a hero and the life of a warrior? My version of the Son of Neptune.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 123,800 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Everything about You by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
At Your Assistance by folkhands reviews
Miss Fairchild is Jace Wayland's latest in a long string of personal assistants. When the rest of the gang work at the company, won't there be a lot of predicaments? Possibly tense, lustful predicaments. AH/AU/Slightly OOC/Lemonade. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Passing Notes by I am Thalia daughter of Zeus reviews
We've all done it at one point. The gods are no exceptions. Read and laugh along with Aphrodite as some of your favourite characters pass notes during Zeus's lectures. All's fair in love and war. Read, Review and enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
17 and Still Going Strong by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
Somewhat cliche story of the gang in high school. Mostly continuation after the war minus the part where Percy disappears . Some jealousy and outside views on everyone's relationship. No demigod OC's. Read and Review? T paranoia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU Zach pulled on a mask and flippers before thinking about how his life had gotten so weird. He was spending time with a girl, without physical contact. Then he thought, It's time for something new, and Cammie was definitely something new. COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,209 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Liz S., Macey M. - Complete
The Six Staples of the Dare di Angelo Household by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Or 'How Nico and Rachel manage to cohabit without killing each other.' Because when it comes to the Oracle and the Ghost King living together, every day is bound to be exciting. That, or just irritating and/or mildly entertaining. Nico/Rachel Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
The Athena cabin by TheONLYPenguinNotInvited reviews
We all know about Annabeth, but what about her siblings? Different one shots about the kids in the Athena cabin. Lots of hilarity and fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Annabeth C.
Converse by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
And it all started with a pair of Converse. Percabeth and Thalico and a bunch of other pairs. But don't be fooled, there's alot more to this story. AU and OOC. Pre-written so I will update quickly! Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Juggernaut Factor by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meet the family by AnnyJackson19 reviews
"Mr. Gardner. I-its nice to meet you." "I wish I could say the same"- Sequel to 'Bffs and a little more' Travis is staying at Katie's for a week... what can go wrong? Sadly, a lot. What if someone comes between them? Could this be the end of Tratie?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Batteries by Melanie Rose reviews
I used to believe that magic didn't exist, that the terrible and beautiful things I saw were just figments of my overactive imagination, but after I met Simon Lewis, the boy jet black eyes and the almost inhuman grace, I wasn't so sure. Post COFA
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Simon L.
It happened in April by likeavirgin101 reviews
She wears regret on her shoulders like a lead necklace because in times like these, grief becomes an accessory.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Massie B., Derrington
Never Letting You Go by awsnapple reviews
Love. Laughs. Memories. Heart-wrenching, funny, and heartfelt one-shots on various PJO couples. Chapter 28: "He sees her every time he looks into those eyes of his. Hades/Maria." Pairing suggested by Lemariz, thank you!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Percy J.
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
It Happened Like This by CaseyIsMyValentine reviews
A Sammy Keyes PSYCH-out.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
Unpredictable by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
"The only thing predictable about him is his unpredictability. I mean, I'm the Oracle and even I can't keep up." Oneshot; Nico/Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Nico A., Rachel D.]
Homecoming by P.B. Fluff reviews
Short little ficlit about Percy taking Annabeth to Goode High's Homecoming dance - with a twist, told from a reporter's angle. This is set the fall after TLO, and before Percy disappears in TLH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7221 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RED and the Dead by BalletandBooks reviews
Nico gets kicked out of Percy and Annabeth's. Rachel needs a roomie or she'll go insane. Solution: Roomies!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Day Before Spring Break by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot It's the day before Spring Break and Annabeth Chase is having quite a bad day in school. With annoying girls, irritating teachers, and an egotistic playboy, would her day get any worse? Or, maybe something might just make it better.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Quest for Hogwarts by Schocker reviews
Harry Potter is starting his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with some strange new students from America. Harry and his friends are going to discover the secrets of Percy Jackson and the strange Americans. rated T cuz im paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
Buttercream Icing by supersadisticsam004 reviews
Like every couple about to get married, the groom and the bride hire a wedding planner. But what if the groom just happens to have a history with the wedding planner? Story collab with Cloudspinner17
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
How Percy Asked Annabeth to Prom by MusicalCurls reviews
Ever wondered how Percy would have asked Annabeth to prom? Well that is if he actually remembered to do so. Rated T for suggestive themes. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by greenconverses reviews
If Rick Riordan had written seven more pages... Percy/Annabeth, post-Son of Neptune. Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
All the Little Things by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
If only they took the time to work things out instead of avoiding the topic altogether, she wouldn't have been so irritated with him, and he wouldn't have been so worried about her. But no, they had to do it the hard way. Percy/Annabeth Post-TLH Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
You Belong With Me by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I was six, he made me cry. When I was fourteen, he got me suspended. And when I was sixteen, he asked me to dance. Long lost VDay One Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Athena Can Have Fun, Too by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
"PUH-LEEZE, Owl Head, you wouldn't know fun if it came up to you and bit you on the butt!" "Oh yeah? I bet you 700 drachmas that I can have more fun than you and Apollo combined!" "It's on! Loser wears Aphrodite's clothes!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Circumstantial by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Because, although she didn't show it as much, Annabeth Chase was still a sixteen-year-old girl with insecurities when it came to the boy she loved. A conversation between Annabeth and Thalia after Annabeth lands Rachel's helicopter in TLO. Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/26/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Thalia G. - Complete
Summer Changes Everything by MusicalCurls reviews
Percy's first day back at school after the war. Wonder how that has changed him...yeah not at all. Cute little something, kinda rubbish. Small amount of Percabeth. T for mild language at times. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Annabeth's Irritation by Oblivious.Day'Dreamer reviews
A jealousy story. An idiot from Annabeth's school doesn't understand that she has a boyfriend. A three-shot. Sequel and compantion one-shot out soon ish Percy's Irritation? , Sally's "Experience"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 8,395 - Follows: 8,531 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back To School by Stitch415 reviews
Takes place after TLO but before The Lost Hero. Percy, Annabeth and Nico goes to Goode High after winning the Titan war. But there, they'll meet an old friend . . . One our hero, Percy, is not happy to see. Rated T. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Percy J.
Of Graveyards and Old Habits by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Nico/Rachel Oneshot. Girlfriend or not, she feels like she doesn't deserve to be introduced to the most important woman in Nico di Angelo's life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Wanted: Friendship by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Oneshot. Like everything else in the Oracle and the Ghost King's relationship, the beginning of their friendship was unarguably unconventional. Nico&Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Morgenstern Ring by dayuuuumgirl reviews
It was a neverending cycle. He abused her, and she stayed with him only because she loved him. When she gives him the Morgenstern Ring, everything changes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Begging for Mercy by LostGetFound reviews
Set a while after City of Glass. Jace and Clary. Fluff and fighting. Jace flew forward, tackling the demon and throwing the knife from its hand. He punched the demon hard in its face, effectively breaking its nose. "I. Told. You. Not. To. Touch. Her."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,827 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annabeth Says by perkygirl1998 reviews
You know in TTC when Mrs. Chase says, "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you." I was wondering what Annabeth has been saying about him. These are some scenes about that. Some Percabeth! Might be OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
In Hope That Isn't Vain by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-TLH Oneshot. "I always tell Percy to know which fish are big enough to land, and Annabeth? You're definitely a keeper." Poseidon normally didn't talk to children of Athena, but he supposed he could make an exception.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Poseidon - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by CaseyIsMyValentine reviews
Welcome to the flip side, Sammy.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foreign Language by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Boys speak in rhythm, and girls, in code. The Greeks? They totally speak in Italian. But that doesn't mean Rachel understood them. A Nico/Rachel Valentines fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Come Dawn by Artemis Rae reviews
During a visit with Annabeth's father, Annabeth realizes how much her father cares, while Percy and Dr. Chase come to an understanding. Background Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Half Blood Kitchen by eveninganna reviews
Demigods are good at a lot of things. But cooking? Not so much. A few looks at our half-bloods attempting to cook, and usually failing miserably. Percy/Annabeth, Katie/Travis, and implied Rachel/Nico. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tis the Seasoning by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
NicoRachel with slight PercyAnnabeth OneShot. In which Nico messes with Rachel's cooking, and Rachel messes with Nico on Christmas. The Oracle, forbidden from having a relationship? Tch. More like forbidden from the kitchen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
La Vita è Bella by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 183 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8328 - Favs: 7,798 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burying the Hatchet by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Set between BotL and TLO. The next time Percy met Annabeth after the summer of the Battle of the Labyrinth was during his mother's wedding. What on earth was he going to say? OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Instinctive by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Percy was sure he didn't know this girl, so can anyone explain why he was making some pretty damn stupid choices because of her? Post-TLH. PercyxAnnabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/1/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Putting Up a Front by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-TLO. She's done some pretty epic things to save his life, but this probably took the cake. 'Acting girly? You've got to be kidding me.' PercyxAnnabeth OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Five Seconds by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
It was all the time he had to spare. But it made all the difference. Takes place during Chapter 19 We Trash the Eternal City of The Last Olympian where Annabeth nearly falls of Olympus. PercyxAnnabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8900 - Favs: 7,809 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Demigod of Venice by Paige242 reviews
"I believe," Nico said boldly, "that the not-so-innocent Oracle of Apollo has a thing for Italian men." Unintentional snooping and a scandalous magazine lead to something more. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
No One Else by LostGetFound reviews
Isabelle and Simon are getting serious about each other, but Isabelle isn't sure she's ready for commitment. She is sure that she doesn't want Simon to go back to Maia. Songfic. Post COG. Spoilers. This is my first songfic and also my first MI fanfic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Basket Boy Auction by flourelle reviews
What happens when Percy is auctioned off at school? PERCABETH, of course!-ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11477 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
15 Ways to Ruin a Proposal by Gallagher Rose reviews
All the mishaps Zach can face while trying to propose to Cammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5948 - Favs: 10,013 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stay by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Do you ever have those dreams? The ones where the hot “Hollywood It Boy” miraculously shows up on your doorstep to use your bathroom. Or he accidentally bumps into you at a bar and offers to buy you a drink. What if it came true? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,157 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Apple C by princess-j3ss reviews
The PC are super excited to start High School they just KNOW they are going to be alphas. The thing standing in their way, another Clique. Piece of cake, right? Wrong! How do you overthrow a Clique when they are exactly like you? COMPLETED BABY!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,640 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Better Late Than Never by greenconverses reviews
When you’re a demigod, especially the demigod son of Poseidon, you’re almost never guaranteed to be on time for anything other than a fight. Not even your own senior prom. Percy/Annabeth, post-TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8992 - Favs: 15,482 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Interrupted Evening by ShadowPalace reviews
Annabeth's boring evening gets exciting when Percy shows up saying that he needs her help studying for a test. No matter whether they are studying or not, they still seem to get interrupted. Percabeth, Post TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 266 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
If Anything Goes Wrong, Kill me by bloody-splat-on-the-floor reviews
deranged scientists? flying refrigerators? attacks everyday? no biggie. not a problem for Max. but high school romance and avian-human hotties? HUGE problem. FAX, NAX, MIGGY, NAZZY. rewriting in progress XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ask the Pretty Committee! by Yellowfur reviews
It is what you think it is! Just ask the Pretty Committee whatever question crosses your mind! Read the first chapter, and they'll explain everything to you. Rated T for safety, who knows what questions we'll get.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8425 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Incident by Naadi reviews
A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Duck Cravings reviews
Will and Jem are in Hong Kong when they decide to stop for a snack. One-Shot. Pre-Clockwork Angel.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Prom Dresses and Queen Bees reviews
Bets. Prom. Percy. Need I say more? ***Second Chapter REUPLOADED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.