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Joined 09-01-03, id: 449086
Author has written 8 stories for Law and Order: CI, and Harry Potter.
NEW FICS!

Propensity and the Chaotic Pendulum. (can also be found on under the name Nox_Morsmordre)

Such Beautiful Lies.

Because of a rating conflict, Not the First to Say has been removed. This is a mystery to me, because I don't recall the story being more than PG-13, but had different ideas. It can be found on Astronomy Tower. http:///authorLinks/Hobo_Hobisho/Not_The_First_To_Say/

Yes, yes. I'm a Snape/Hermione shipper. And damn proud of it too!

My LOCI fan fic is probably the only one of its kind. I have no LOCI inspiration anymore.

Expect many new fics this summer, as I have nothing else to do!

My fave HP book: Goblet of Fire.
My fave HP character: Snape! Duh.

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A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Goodbye to You by L. Jo reviews
Severus and Hermione's marriage fell apart-- will a tragedy bring them back together? Rated R for language, thats all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Points Don't Matter by Bain Sidhe reviews
Professor Granger is tired of Snape's prejudice against her house, and takes action. The ensuing war between Slytherin and Gryffindor results in massive loss of points and an exhilarating tension between the headstrong Heads of House... NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Twisted Obsession by Libbs reviews
sings This is the end. My only friend the end....yes, ppl, that's correct. The end. This is it. No more. Here we find out what happens...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco and the Strange Happenings at Hogwarts by Libbs reviews
There are no words, and if there are, I cant find them. Just humor me and read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Draco M.
Scroogy Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
And now a parody of all those annoying Snapish Christmas fics. Smut and sarcasm galore, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/16/2003
The Shower Incident by Ivory Tower reviews
NAKED SNAPE! Now that I have your attention, read all about Snape's strange experience in the shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2003
Thou must obeyest me! by Spawn of Sarcasm reviews
Sleep deprived, stressed and caffeine pumped, view the world of Harry Potter through these eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Diary of a Wall by Spawn of Sarcasm reviews
Hogwarts facutly get pissed. Very pished. Told from the perspective of the only person sain and sober. The wall. (He who must be maimed is back....we may have a slight problem)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S.
Snape Has Snapped by American Tiger reviews
Snape has finally snapped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Severus S.
Frontline Interviews by Sarah Noble reviews
Interviews with Hogwarts' most fascinating (or disturbed) residents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Go Thy Way, Daniel by Marguerite1 reviews
Dan's delicate spiral, seen through the eyes of his closest friend. Possible Season 3 opener.
Sports Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/16/2003
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2002
The Mad Tea Party by Ivory Tower reviews
An insanely polite little story. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, McGonagall and Snape for the oddest cup of tea you'll ever read about! Jolly good stuff! PG-13 for drug references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2002
Twister: Wizard's Style by Ibex's Lyre reviews
It's not what you think it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
In Vinum Veritas by Strega Brava reviews
Set six years after Hermione's graduation. Originally part of another story. Severus and Hermione are at a pub. He had far too much to drink and an interesting conversation ensues. HGSS. To be considered AU & OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Some Things Don't Change reviews
When Hermione finds herself reliving one of the worst days of her life, she realizes there's something far more important happening. Involves time travel. SSHG response to WIKTT challenge "Something I've Been Meaning To Tell You"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Unbelievable Love Potion reviews
Response to WIKTT challenge. Snape is unbelievable in 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Propensity and the Chaotic Pendulum reviews
Everything could be simplified into ingredients, order, temperature, movements--there was no variable he could not account for. Snape finds himself in trouble that even the best Potion can't help him out of. SSHG, WIP. R for violence, death, noncon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Such Beautiful Lies reviews
All Pansy wants is Draco. All Draco wants is, well... unfortunately, Pansy finds out the horrible truth. So much for brilliant plans. Warning: slash, some allusions to sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Rotating Plot Lines reviews
Harry can't seem to find a consistent storyline.. oh wait, that isn't Harry, that's me... hmmm... Now the story is COMPLETE! Minor bad language and some violence, all for humor's sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
Facing His Demons reviews
Goren and Eames work on a case that brings back Goren's past and seriously threatens his future. Mild violence and language. COMPLETE.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
An Abused Owl Shares Her Story reviews
Hedwig confesses all about how Harry treats her. Including the horrendous infidelities. FLUFF! More to come!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003
Severus Snape Unleashed! reviews
Hermione becomes Snape's confidante as he suffers a mental breakdown; much hilarity ensues. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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