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Joined 03-22-04, id: 559357, Profile Updated: 10-15-13
Author has written 41 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Lost, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.

Hi, my name's Hoogiman.

I reside in Australia.
I may write stories.
I mainly write in Super Smash Brothers.
You can find me outside of FF.net mainly on the Smash Mansion Forums.
I don't do my own characters.
Jigglypuff
is so cool.
I like eating raw fish? (Sushi.)


The Smash Mansion:

I started a crazy awesome Nintendo/SSB fansite back in 2006 called the Smash Mansion. It's a site for the craziest fans, ones with a warped sense of humour and too much free time. We have a forum with 40,000-ish posts so you should join the club!

It's making a comeback and I'm making a comeback! It's one massive e-party. Seriously.

"If you become active enough we'll probably plug your fics, eat your foods and review your stories?"


Updates:

10th April, 2010

The next leg of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is out!

Enjoy and please read and give me feedbacks and stuffs! The Smash Mansion is dandy and active again so go there too!

13th August 2009
Hey guys, just letting you know I'm in my final year of schooling and hence I'm on somewhat of a fic hiatus until late november. If you want to catch me, check out the Smash Mansion forums.

18th October, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is here!

17th September, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three ended a while ago, and I am on an indefinite hiatus. Expect some TSAR: 4 when I return.

June 22nd, 2008
I never update. Lots of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three updated!

February 2nd, 2008
AAGH a gigantic amount of updates... where can I begin? More Lucas's Quest! Three wholesome fun new chapters of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three! A lemon, Kaepora and Zelda's Interesting Night (it's really serious guys) and finally, a new fic yesterday, The Quest for Brawl! That's like, six updates in three months but... shut up! (cries)


Series: The Smashy Amazing Race

If you want a 20 times dose of my normal insanity, check out my best-liked series, The Smashy Amazing Race! Now in its fourth season, join eleven teams of two on a race around the world! Who will win? What hilarity or insanity will ensue? Find out!

Season Four

"All new The Smashy Amazing Race!" said Master Hand. "Join eleven teams on a race of a lifetime for one million dollars!"

A shot played of all the teams running from the starting line.

"This season is different!" he said dramatically. "Meet the frats!"

“Chug! Chug! Chug!” said Falcon, stone drunk, walking into the airport holding a six-pack.

"Meet five different dating couples!"

"...the engaged couple from Hyrule!"

“Oh my gosh! I hate this! I hate this task! I hate this stupid race! I can’t do it! I’m going to vomit! ROOY!” cried Zelda uncontrollably, “This is… so… awful! I hate this! I hate this!”

"...the dating Wolf and bounty hunter!"

“Come on, Samus!” said Wolf, holding up a cricket, “Num num num!”

"...and the race's first gay couple!"

Squirtle lunged onto the back of Marth’s shoulder. “Ohh…” said Squirtle sexily, “I’d like to take a ride on top of you tonight!”

"Who will win?" said Master Hand. "Who will make it to the finish line in one piece? Find out, on The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four!"

Status: Leg Six Up!


Authors I recommend:

ACT II (yay! he draws good Jigglypuff I Lub Nooj rocket pictures!)

Crystalicios (awesome fic writer!!)

Eternal Smasher (The brains of the forum/know-how SSB guy)

Gooey (Joeb is old!)

IStalkKirby (crazy Scot)

Joebthegreat (sigh/good ol'/baby-eater)

Razzkat (she steals stuff)

SOMERANDOMTRAINER (Item Factory guy!! and Toad!!)

Tealfrog26 (survivor guy)

The GamerSwordsman (Writes romance fics that integrate smash battles into them!)

Tikitikirevenge (writes way too many parodies on mary sues (and then makes his own secretly))

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The Bootleg Smashy Amazing Race: Season Two by IStalkKirby reviews
The second season! Eleven teams of two race around the world for one million dollars! Teams go from the Mushroom Kingdom to Sauria, where we spend time reading about them driving tanks. Plus, they fall off of Star Road or something!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 125,618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008
Rebuilding by IStalkKirby reviews
Chapter 55! We shelf the main plot yet again to spend an inordinate amount of time furthering the Assist Trophy plotline! Goroh gets a new toy, Isaac makes a new friend, and Waluigi's...doing something? Find out on the newest Rebuilding!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 177,698 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2007
Survivor: Smash Bros by Tealfrog26 reviews
I understand this story may confuse all of you, because of its unbelievable longevity, but I have solved the problem. See, all you need to do now is read this latest installment. It's a recap episode! Then maybe you can go back and read the rest of this?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2006
When I Became a Sellout by IStalkKirby reviews
A series of disjointed, two thousand word-maximum sketches created for Smash Mansion's 10-Line Contest. In the second sketch, a New Year's Eve proposition sends Captain Falcon on an epic quest for booty!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
Smashy Survivor by falconinthedive reviews
Twenty people have been marooned on an island for a month. Who will come out on top? This time, Sonic does drugs, Mario dies, and Pichu is cute. Yeah.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
…Yar! Stupidity 'Pon the High Seas! by joebthegreat reviews
Yar! The Smashers be pirates! Yar! Treasure! Adventure! Yar! Fighting! Yar! Plot twists! Yar! Plot holes! Yar! Other things related to the plot! New plot every chapter! Never the same boring adventure! If you hate one chapter just ignore it
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
…The UFUS by joebthegreat reviews
The Unofficial Fanfiction University of Smash! This is a parody of something that was meant to be a parody of bad writing! So you can immagine how pathetic this is! For stuck up snobs everywhere! Like me!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
The Bootleg Smashy Amazing Race by IStalkKirby reviews
Leg 12! In the double-length finale, the final three teams tear up Smashville! Two-part tasks, star-gazing, buses, trains, Dukes of Hazzard ripoff scenes, guard dogs, sniper fire, violence, slight sexual innuendo, adrenaline, but above all - someone wins!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,059 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Case of the Mystery by ACT II reviews
Having a Welcoming party at DeDeDe's castle, the Smashers soon go on a quest for an evil deed doer, simultaniously being the target of a dark force. Will they figure out the truth combining the horror of it all? FINISHED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
The Seven Smash Spirits: A Smash Bros Story by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Jigglypuff accidentally releases the Seven Smash Spirits into the Smash Bros. World...and it's up to her to reseal them! Chapter 16 up! All members of the party face what may be their toughest challenges yet.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,153 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2004
Wet Season! by ACT II reviews
Lol 'Smashers' Lives' trendy story!1 It's all watery! XOMG READ NOW AND REVIEW PLZ. Finished.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Brawl Goes To Wine Country by ACT II reviews
They go to a winery! What you think the story involves probably is what will be in here... Or maybe not...? Nothing ensues because that's dumb. D:
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Love of Christmas by zeldapeach reviews
A SSB Holiday Edition! :3 Zelda tries to get Samus into the spirit of Christmas...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
SSB: Jurassic Park by ACT II reviews
Something has survived... I guess... Pit reveals he made a theme parkzoo and everyone goes there, but then the creatures gets loose and everyone runs and screams and cries and yeah and read because its educational! IT'S OVER.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Achievement Unlocked! by IStalkKirby reviews
Ness starts an epic quest to get all achievements on his favourite video games, while everyone else goes about some subplots! Now over.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
The Princess Bride: Smashing Edition by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. What may be the greatest tale ever told has been retold with the characters you know and probably love.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
Celebrity Interviews by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! That sounds familiar. So, Master Hand's still broke, still needs money, and is still using these celebrity interviews as a get rich quick scheme. New format brings new scenes and new lengths...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006
Winter Days by tikitikirevenge reviews
It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Jigglypuff Roasts People! by ACT II reviews
Jigglypuff has a show where she makes fun of Smashers. That about sums it up... or does it? Might not be updated again.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Jigglypuff
…The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style! by joebthegreat reviews
well well well... we get to hear the crazy ideas of what life is like from the Smashers themselves... some are deranged... some are clueless... but they are all hilarious... I think
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
25 by tikitikirevenge reviews
Everybody dies – 25 people are about to discover how mortal they are. Comedy, evil, and tragedy come together. Who will be killed? Who is the killer? They know it’s one of them…
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Angel in the Battle by Cowpie Surprise reviews
[SSBB] [COMPLETE] How Pit tries to fit in with the other Smashers. Based off of the preview and some background info, so it's not perfect. I FINALLY updated. Please put your gun away...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,586 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Smashy Games by ACT II reviews
The Smashers compete in your average living room or backyard games.[It's not boring PSYCH IT IS! NOT! I hope] Each chapter a different game! Each game a different chapter! Wha..? Chapter 9: Fun bonus chapter!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Link Gets A Job by Gooey reviews
Don't read this. You'll regret it. See? I told you... WAFFLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
The Stereotyperator by ACT II reviews
Peach has a machine that can make stereotypes! But kind of in a weird way that you might not think, I hope... And she uses it on the Smashers! DONEZ!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Peach - Complete
Seasons Of Love by Royal Kenya reviews
Four oneshot romance stories for every season. Autumn, Winter, Spring, and Summer. Seasons of the year can bring lovers together. RoyxPeach, MarthxSamus, Young LinkxNana, LinkxZelda.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,887 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Kirby's Picnic! by Gooey reviews
The chapters are short, but I'll update reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely fast. It's about a picnic organised by Kirby and Rick.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006
The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips by Gooey reviews
The Smash Mansion is overrun by evil! The only ones who can stop this evil are Peach and Jigglypuff!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Eggs by Gooey reviews
Eggs.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006
Antimatter by tikitikirevenge reviews
The real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Link and Ganon's Journey to Save the World by r0b0t1 reviews
this is the first fanfiction i wrote.. i wrote it nearly, woah, three years ago. hahaha, i haven't exactly been on this site in a while. but hopefully you'll all enjoy this story.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
…Innocence fell over by joebthegreat reviews
So yeah... like... the loss of innocence in our time or something... and like... that's cuz it fell over... or something... like... this... like... discribes... like... innocence... and... like... it's totally deep... and totally kewl... ONE SHOT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
In Honor of Halloween by Crystalicios reviews
Chapters 1 & 2 was corny scary. But can you handle chapters 3 & 4? This is where it gets serious
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005
SSB: Phear Phactor by ACT II reviews
Master Hand forces them to do Phear Phactor! Not Fear Factor. FLAMES ONLY!2 Will never ever be updated ever again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006
…The SSB ABC 123s! by joebthegreat reviews
ITS FOR KIDS! READ IT! IT HAS BLOOD! SO IT MUST BE GOOD FOR KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! ITS VERY POLITICALLY CORRECT AND FOR THE KIDS! THE KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE! LETS HELP THE KIDS! YAY! OK... it's got a high rating... but... well...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
What's Going On Here? by RoyalFanatic reviews
Offically On Hiatus. Crazy Hand is tired of being the crazy one, so he invents a machine to make the entire world crazy as well! It's up to three heroes, each who lost a sense instead of their sanity, to save the day! K plus for random randomness.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006
Cold Turkey by ACT II reviews
The Smashers are addicted to gummy worms so the hands trick them into going on a reality show where they go cold turkey! [contains scenes of randomness and slapstick] R&Rz. FINISHED EL OH EL ARE EYE ZEE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
…Stupid Out of Character Writers! by joebthegreat reviews
This is such a parody that it's hardly even funny anymore! Honestly... Things are about as insane in this humor story as they are in almost every SSBM humor story being made these days. How hilarious... R&R AND LOLZ DONT FLAM LOLZ FUNNEH CUZ LINK AND MA
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
…SSBM Advertisements! by joebthegreat reviews
It was deleted! Now it's back! My parody of many different advertizements! Warning: I am pathetic... you will become pathetic if you read this. And this may be offensive!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Cocoa in the Bathroom by Crystalicios reviews
“Gone With the Wind?” He asked, reading the title aloud, “Isn’t that a romance novel or something?” He looked up at Samus for an answer. A MarthSamus oneshot. For Royal Kenya, Sage of Downtown Hyrule and every other MarthSamus shipper.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
…Smashville High School! by joebthegreat reviews
As all the smashers go to high school... they must overcome... something... I dont know... I dont have my brain with me at the moment... JUST READ IT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Omg Murder by ACT II reviews
A half parody of those pesky Murder Mysteries! Crazy Hand invites stupid and creepy guests as Smashers while a killer goes around acting scary. Also Horror and Mystery. FINISHED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
OMFG KAOS by tikitikirevenge reviews
By me and hoogi. Master Hand makes all the Smash Brothers kill each other. The end. Woo. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Kirby's Live Magic Show! by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
…A Songfic Gone Horribly Wrong… by joebthegreat reviews
Well... it would be your typical dramatic poem with people doing stuff in the background... but stuff happens... right? Rated R for Random and T for Tuberculosis.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Run Marth, Run! by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Marth accidentally starts a food fight in a fancy restaurant. Every customer begins chasing him. From there, the chase gets crazy. Run Marth! Run for your life!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Either Way! by Mako Streak reviews
Captain Falcon has always prided his ability to get any young lady. He's never been serious. A onenight stand? Whatever. But Samus Aran... When he finally sees someone 'worthy' of him, it just happens to be someone who hates him. Peach and Zelda get invol
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
The Greatest ActionAdventure Story with a bit of by Dragon's Return reviews
Angst and Romance Ever! Some of the more 'forgotten' Smash Brothers decicde to write their own story. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Might aswell put this for you very closeminded people: SILLY Yaoi Warning.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The SSBM Dating Show! by waitingxxwishing reviews
Zelda, having no other option, invites Peach onto her dating show. As the night unfolds, havoc ensues . . . Reviews much appreciated!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005
…The Scary Days! by joebthegreat reviews
Everyone is trapped in the mansion! OMFG! someone or something seems to be killing everyone! and the Smashers are too stupid to do anything about it. Rated T cause someone died! OMFG! DEATH! name is like a story i cant remind you of... oh well... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Apple Tree War by tikitikirevenge reviews
A comedy of apples.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Drops of Blood by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
This story is very dark and full of darkness. And blood, so the title is quite apt.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/14/2005
Garfield's Lasagne Dilemma by Jonathan R reviews
Garfield's favorite lasagne company is going out of business. Odie has a new love interest. And Jon actually goes out on a good date. Has the world gone crazy?!! Or could these events be related? Check it out!
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003
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Masterchef: Kirby Edition reviews
Kirby blackmails EVERYONE into participating in his cooking reality tv show. maybe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kirby
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four reviews
SEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 117,471 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 162,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Quest For Brawl! reviews
Link, Ike and Pit travel to Japan to get a copy of Brawl!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Kaepora and Zelda’s Interesting Night reviews
KaeporaZelda lemon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kaepora Gaebora, Zelda - Complete
Lucas’s Quest of 117 Tasks to Become a Smasher! reviews
In order to become a smasher, Lucas must complete 117 perilous tasks set by Master Hand! Task Four: Lucas goes to the dentist!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007
Crazy Crazy Mansion reviews
Crazy Hand owns the mansion. A murderous rampage occurs. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Know Your Smashers reviews
In this show we will EXPOSE the smashers whom you once thought were normal! Episode One: Mario!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Unrequited Love reviews
COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Jigglypuff's Babysitting Service! reviews
Need to get rid of your kids for several hours? Try Jigglypuff's babysitting service!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,011 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Super Smash Soccer! reviews
Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Kirby and the Magical Cake reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Peach Viewer Mail reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
Sayid and the Magical Pineapple reviews
Sayid meets a freaking pineapple. THE END.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sayid, Hurley
The Obsessive Smashers Show! reviews
When the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006
Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment reviews
Join Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
ZOMG SHEIK reviews
What happens when Zelda becomes stuck as Sheik? Can she hide her identity long enough, or will someone else find out the truth? Read and Review! Chapter Three Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Kaepora, the Stalker reviews
He had never wanted to admit it, to admit the pain that had leapt from him and manifested in the darkest form imaginable. But now things have changed and Link must confront his darkest fear. And adversary. [They're the same.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Link, Kaepora Gaebora
PEACHY DAYS! reviews
Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Hurley Show! reviews
CHAPTER THREE UP! ZOMG it's the Hurley Show! Come on in and have so many wacky adventures with everyone's favourite character, HURLEY!1shiftkey I would like to apologise before you read this piece of attrocity. You have been warned.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hurley, Libby
ZOMG Christmas reviews
As the Smashers enjoy their prechristmas meal, Santa arrives in the Smash Mansion! All of the Smashers are delighted to meet Santa, but Kirby thinks this socalled 'Santa' is a confidence trickster trying to steal their money! Can Kirby stop him? R&R plz
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006
Three Duds in a Flat reviews
What happens when Hermione, Ron and Harry have to live together in a flatunitapartment? What lack of hilarity ensues as our characters go on wacky adventures? Brought to you by, Yours Truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006
The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! reviews
The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Patchy Game! reviews
By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Floodwater reviews
[Fiveparter, updated daily] The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
PEACH'S MAGIC SHOW! reviews
Episode two out! Peach 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. NOT a ripoff.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Fox for Mayor! reviews
Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS! reviews
Peach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
ZOMG SCHKOOL reviews
THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Seppuku no You Arinsan reviews
CHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
ZOMG PIT reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
The Luigi Gardening Show reviews
Join Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006
Parody – the Story reviews
A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
When Smashers Quit reviews
What happens when smashers quit? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's how boring this story is. But Link and Falco and Mewtwo have exciting adventures AFTER they quit. Now, that's exciting. Yeah. R&R. [Discontinued]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Ping Pong Peach reviews
Peach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
A Smashy Amazing Race reviews
COMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,197 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Giovanni's fun pill reviews
Giovanni's fun pill, a videotape and a mysterious bracelet seems to be brainwashing some of the smashers. What's going on? Who's behind all of this? Will the smashers realise in time?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
The perfect christmas reviews
A perfect smasher's christmas, with a bit of a twist. Warning: Slapstick Violence
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Random stuff happens reviews
I guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Falcon, the dark spirit reviews
Falcon turns evil for strange reasons at the cinema. Because of weird stuff in his popcorn. Last chapter up?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
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