Hi, my name's Hoogiman.

I reside in Australia.
I may write stories.
I mainly write in Super Smash Brothers.
You can find me outside of FF.net mainly on the Smash Mansion Forums.
I don't do my own characters.
Jigglypuff is so cool.
I like eating raw fish? (Sushi.)

The Smash Mansion:

I started a crazy awesome Nintendo/SSB fansite back in 2006 called the Smash Mansion. It's a site for the craziest fans, ones with a warped sense of humour and too much free time. We have a forum with 40,000-ish posts so you should join the club!

It's making a comeback and I'm making a comeback! It's one massive e-party. Seriously.

"If you become active enough we'll probably plug your fics, eat your foods and review your stories?"

Updates:

10th April, 2010

The next leg of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is out!

Enjoy and please read and give me feedbacks and stuffs! The Smash Mansion is dandy and active again so go there too!

13th August 2009
Hey guys, just letting you know I'm in my final year of schooling and hence I'm on somewhat of a fic hiatus until late november. If you want to catch me, check out the Smash Mansion forums.

18th October, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four is here!

17th September, 2008
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three ended a while ago, and I am on an indefinite hiatus. Expect some TSAR: 4 when I return.

June 22nd, 2008
I never update. Lots of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three updated!

February 2nd, 2008
AAGH a gigantic amount of updates... where can I begin? More Lucas's Quest! Three wholesome fun new chapters of The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three! A lemon, Kaepora and Zelda's Interesting Night (it's really serious guys) and finally, a new fic yesterday, The Quest for Brawl! That's like, six updates in three months but... shut up! (cries)

Series: The Smashy Amazing Race

If you want a 20 times dose of my normal insanity, check out my best-liked series, The Smashy Amazing Race! Now in its fourth season, join eleven teams of two on a race around the world! Who will win? What hilarity or insanity will ensue? Find out!

Season Four

"All new The Smashy Amazing Race!" said Master Hand. "Join eleven teams on a race of a lifetime for one million dollars!"

A shot played of all the teams running from the starting line.

"This season is different!" he said dramatically. "Meet the frats!"

“Chug! Chug! Chug!” said Falcon, stone drunk, walking into the airport holding a six-pack.

"Meet five different dating couples!"

"...the engaged couple from Hyrule!"

“Oh my gosh! I hate this! I hate this task! I hate this stupid race! I can’t do it! I’m going to vomit! ROOY!” cried Zelda uncontrollably, “This is… so… awful! I hate this! I hate this!”

"...the dating Wolf and bounty hunter!"

“Come on, Samus!” said Wolf, holding up a cricket, “Num num num!”

"...and the race's first gay couple!"

Squirtle lunged onto the back of Marth’s shoulder. “Ohh…” said Squirtle sexily, “I’d like to take a ride on top of you tonight!”

"Who will win?" said Master Hand. "Who will make it to the finish line in one piece? Find out, on The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four!"

Status: Leg Six Up!

Authors I recommend:

ACT II (yay! he draws good Jigglypuff I Lub Nooj rocket pictures!)

Crystalicios (awesome fic writer!!)

Eternal Smasher (The brains of the forum/know-how SSB guy)

Gooey (Joeb is old!)

IStalkKirby (crazy Scot)

Joebthegreat (sigh/good ol'/baby-eater)

Razzkat (she steals stuff)

SOMERANDOMTRAINER (Item Factory guy!! and Toad!!)

Tealfrog26 (survivor guy)

The GamerSwordsman (Writes romance fics that integrate smash battles into them!)

Tikitikirevenge (writes way too many parodies on mary sues (and then makes his own secretly))