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Joined 03-02-03, id: 350903, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 21 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Labyrinth, Discworld, Chronicles of Narnia, and StarTrek: Voyager.

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Mayhem in the DOM by Hieronymus Graubart
Just the Battle of the DOM again, but from a point of view that may be unexpected. (Cover Image by Kris.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Mafalda Hopkirk - Complete
The End of Days by Scribe reviews
Sauron awakens to learn that he is not the only prisoner in Mandos. An unholy alliance allows the former lord of Mordor to gains access to powers that places Valinor and the modern world on a collision course whilst trapping the Valar in a another dimension.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
During a journey in the dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/16/2003
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
More ME Holiday Carols by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Filks: Traditional carols reworked into Middle Earth settings, in response to a challenge at HASA. Some LotR based, some Silmarillion based.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Seven Stars and Seven Stones and One Old Copper by Egleriel reviews
Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sam Vimes
Rebellions by Paige Darke reviews
Angels, demons, apocalypses (or would that be apocalypsi?)...just the usual between Heaven and Hell...Add Crowley, Aziraphale, some renegade angels, a Prince of Hell, and the Angel of Judgement, and you have one heck of a party.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
A Snake in the Ivy, A Fire Amidst Stones by Mercurie reviews
AU. What if Steerpike had succeeded in seducing Fuchsia? Could he have brought down the ancient rule of Gormenghast?
Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
To Save The Whole by French Pony reviews
Fingon has had enough of the feud that divides his family. He is sure that his cousin Maedhros holds the key to a reunion. But Maedhros is a prisoner of Morgoth in Angband, and there are no plans to rescue him.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Crossroads by Noldo reviews
What would have happened if Denethor had turned away from his pyre - and lived? Featuring Denethor, Faramir, Aragorn, Gandalf, and just about everyone else. AU, book-canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Faramir, Gandalf
There and Back Again by San Antonio Rose reviews
A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,855 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Bored in Fornost by NerdAnel the Wise reviews
A teenage boy and his (slightly dysfunctional) family must move from Minas Tirith to the ancient downs of the North when Elessar appoints his eccentric father as warden.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004
The FanGirl Conversion Society by florgurl reviews
A spin-off of "ISPCE, Protecting Elves Everywhere" by Huinesoron and "Fangirls Anonymous" by Isilhen. The story of a FGCS agent and the fangirl she attemps to redeem back to normality. I actually wrote a good bit of this in detention! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Fangirls Anonymous by Lynet Nar reviews
a new spinoff of ISPCE: a techie is hiding a fangirl. will she lose her job? will elves be endangered? will the fangirl be cured? or will she turn ISPCE workers fangirl? there's only one way to find out... read it, of course! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Complete
Huinesoron and Quelleharmiel by UnDeadGoat reviews
2 freinds, David and Eleanor, are catapulted into Middle-earth! Will they find true luv? M-S PARODY (2 chaps)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
The Last Alliance by faerie of the flame reviews
Frodo fails in his quest to destroy the ring. A small group of the remaining Fellowship must find one another again to break free from the slavery Sauron has forced upon Middle Earth and attempt to complete the task Frodo failed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Juliet Anders reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Carols of Middle earth by Elemmire2 reviews
Sauron pays a visit in 'Twas the Night Before Yuletide', Helm's Deep erupts in 'Let it Blow', and Denethor gets toasted in 'Steward Roasting on an Open Fire'. Ten carols to put you in the holiday spirit, Middle-earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Sauron, Aragorn
PPC: The Next Generation by The Oracle At Delphi reviews
Jenn is growing up in PPC Headquarters and learning how to be a good PPC agent. Will she survive the Cafeteria?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2003
Minor Gods by Byrdde reviews
As Havelock Vetinari is about to discover, belief is a powerful thing… [Finished!]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 11/29/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Epic Romance of Sleipniara and Shadowfax by Starfish of the Elves reviews
You guessed it. It's a ShadowfaxMS. Thanks to the PPC board for your lovely help.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003
Tuckborough Fair by Celandine Brandybuck reviews
Filk, sung by Merry near the end of his life, sending a message to Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Broken Fellowship 4: Window of the Sunset by Lizardbeth J reviews
Legolas and Sam continue their journey to Mordor. But Gollum is on their trail, the Ringwraiths are hunting the Ring, and Legolas knows he is running out of time...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,795 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Samwise G., Legolas, Gollum - Complete
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Regency Council reviews
At the Havens of Sirion, a Regency Council is assembled to determine who should succeed Turgon as High King.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2020 - Círdan, Egalmoth, Gil-Galad, Tuor - Complete
Pancakes! reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence. 2020 Remastered Edition in chapters 51 onwards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 49,175 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
The Love of a Good Woman reviews
After everything, Nienna sits and hears the complaints of the lovelorn deceased.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Maeglin, Morgoth, Túrin, Ar-Pharazôn
Connections reviews
One of the great truths about Middle-earth is that there is always a deeper history to everything than is obvious at first. In a world where characters can be thousands of years old, any conflict, any parting, any meeting will always have a hidden connection to draw out. (Series of short scenes.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Galadriel, Sauron
The Ill-Fated Love Life of Tal Celes reviews
Crewman Tal Celes has never been very lucky in love. Now she's stuck in the Delta Quadrant, tens of thousands of light-years from home. With just 150 people onboard Voyager, she's only got a few chances to get this right... (Femslash)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 10/10/2017 - T. Celes - Complete
The Ispace Wars reviews
Sequel to OFUDisc. The Interdimensional Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves is back with a vengeance. Their goal is to protect the elves of the multiverse - all the elves - and they don't care who gets in their way. It looks like everyone is in for a rough time...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/28/2014
Intransitives reviews
Not everyone is part of the cultural majority. Series of shorts looking around the edges of the societies of Middle-earth. Spiritual sequel to my story 'Tenth Walkers'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Complete
The Horn and the Harp reviews
Post-series, post-Third Age. Susan Pevensie's notion of a guilty pleasure had changed somewhat in recent years... (Susan/Maglor)
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Tenth Walkers reviews
'Can a Tenth Walker fanfic be done well' Some scene-length explorations of how it could be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014
The Official Fanfiction University of Discworld reviews
In the finest traditions of the Official Fanfiction Universities, and with the goal of spreading Miss Cam's doctrine of Learning Through Pain across the multiverse... this Administration hereby declares the Official Fanfiction University of Discworld open. The first class are ready to begin their lessons. May the gods have mercy on their fangirl souls.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Conflicts reviews
The Three Hunters are in Rohan. Then Gimli trips over, and blames it on the narrator...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004
It's Only Forever reviews
Sarah is gone, and Jareth sits and contemplates the Labyrinth
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2004
The Boromir Saga reviews
Boromir has been sold to a girl... a girl who wants to take over the world... and will stop at nothing to do so!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Boromir
ISPCE, Protecting Elves Everywhere reviews
The promised Ispace spinoff from Pancakes. Protect the Elves! Beat up everyone else! Yay!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003
Last High King reviews
Elrond finds Gil-Galad's body after the Siege of Barad-Dur. What goes through his head?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Elrond
Hidden Kingdom, Hidden King reviews
Turgon was the High King of the Noldor. Randomness around that fact.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2003
A Secret Long Kept reviews
Turgon's arrival in Gondolin. Yes, I am a Gondolin fan.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2003
Fire, Water, Shattered Earth reviews
Ecthelion fought Gothmog in the fall of Gondolin. He tells his story
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2003
Falling Star reviews
Glorfindel talks of his battle with the balrog.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003
Going Forth reviews
At the beginning of the Third Age, the Valar sent five emissaries to Middle Earth. This is the story of their choosing.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003
Ways to Kill a 'Sue reviews
Hey kiddies, do you know what a Mary-Sue is? I do . . . something that, during the course of this story, DIES! Muahaha!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003