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I'm a girl. (I think that was necessary)

Oh yeah and I was 16 when I joined, Im now 19.

Well, I always thought I was a sweet, innocent girl.

I'm no Angel ( the name says it all) People tend to look at me and ASSuME that I'm a little darling, who is completely clueless about the outside world, with a little halo floating over my head, but guess what...they are always wrong. I'm rather deceptive and cunning and have sneaky tendencies. I can be very manipulating , without the other even know that they're being used. I always get a good laugh when people believe my lies over the truth of others...so I guess that's where the "haha" came from.

But other than that...I'm a little sweet heart...Or so I like to tell myself ...Makes me feel good.

My personality is a bit whacked up...sometimes I'm all smiley and other times I just want to kill you and everything else in the world...including myself...I guess that's a typical teenage mind. I'd like to think that teenagers are another species. People never seem to understand us. But don't worry, despite all of that I'm really very friendly...

I have a great sense of humour, though sarcasm is my way of life. Can be very reserve, but can talk just as much. Sadistic in nature, yet very gentle. Considered weird by many, but weird is pretty normal to me...I don't bite...unless it's food.

I love poetry and music and anime and literature, rhymes, quotes and stuff like that...I hate math...but what do you care...

I'm no expert at writing stories, but I can write a story to save my life. So I guess I'm not all that bad.I think Masashi Kishimoto is a genius to create such a great anime!(Naruto) I just love him for that! I could live on animes alone and maybe ice-cream and cake.


Anime/Mangas

When it comes to animes, i just love them, Naruto, being my favourite.

Other animes I like and suggest you watch : Kuroko no Basuke, Bleach,Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire, Zetsuen no Tempest, Monochrome Factor ,Love Hina, Negima!?, Ranma1/2, Onegai Teacher and Onegai Twins, Rosario Vampires, Soul Eater, Black Butler, Beelzebub, Gravitation, Best Student Council, Nabari no Ou, , Aoi no Exorcist, and many more!!!...

Oh yeah! Death Note is also freakin amazing!!! I would say it's the best anime in the world,but I can't put it before my Naruto so...It's the second best! You guys should watch it! I just love L ...he's so adorable!

And I also started reading this manhua manga, but this one is an exception. NOBLESSE. It's so good. And everything is in colour. I just love the main character Rai!! He's so strong and cool at one point and the next time he's just stupid - It's just cute how he doesnt understand modern day technology. Check it out!


Movies

I love to laugh and I don't mind having the crap spooked out of me either, so my favourite types of movies are Comedy and Horror...Weird combination...I know...Don't ask. I also enjoy Action movies.

Romantic Comedies are great, but just plain romance movies just annoy the hell out of me... I'm not a fan of drama either...even that has changed a little. i have come to realize that a bit of drama aint that bad afterall.

I like things with characters that do crazy things to prove themselves...I like things with Psychological themes... and blood and killing and stuff like that...hehehee...As you all noticed...I'm not that right in the head either.


Naruto

Naruto is the best anime in the world, don't care what anyone else says!

Fav characters: Naruto and Sasuke (love them both !),Gaara, Kakashi, Gai,Itachi,Tsunade,Jiraiya,Orochimaru,Kabuto,Suigetsu, Shikamaru, Neji,Kiba,Shino,Lee, Temari, Deidara and Sasori. I basically like everyone else. I don't know if anyone realized the lack of girl characters...hmm

least fav: Sakura and Karin

I like all couples, except for sasuxsaku and narsaku ( i hate them so much. Any pairing with Sakura and Karin actually. Oh yeah...And I don't really fancy NaruHina either...It's just boring and predictable...Seriously...I don't know what Masashi Kishimoto is waiting on for Sasuke and Naruto to confess their damn love for each other...I mean, seriously, the anxiety is killing all the SASUNARU fans. I'm sure many would agree with me.

I love SASUNARU, NARUSASU ( who gives a damn with who's on top! ) They are really fun to read and keep you on your toes and curious and not bore you to death like some pairings I know... (Naruhina, Sasusaku) LOL; And if you're prone to excessive bleeding, I suggest you should read and approach them cautiously and with tissue or a towel near-by XD


PS

1. I'm a very busy person so i'm might not update as fast as i'd like to, but plz cope with it. i'm truly sorry. i wish i could have nothing to do so i could write all day, but life comes along...ah boy.

2. i really love reviews (especially the ones that tell me everything they love about the story. I really don't fancy one line reviews, but a review is a review I guess.) and there is no way Im gonna know if the story is good without the reviews so plz guys i'm asking kindly if u could leave a review. Don't get me wrong...I love the favourites but i love reviews just as much...so plz leave one ...good or bad...though i'd prefer a good one. Nothing would make an author happier!) N some constructive criticism also.

3.If your finish reading one of my stories, and your bored and have nothing else to do...Drop by my favourite stories list. They are bound to put a smile on your face. Trust me.

4. I write for the fun of it and because I just want to make others smile. So plz read and enjoy.


I am an Opportunist Seme!

Clever and charming, the Opportunist Seme knows just how to move in and capture the attention of a potential partner. Manipulative and somewhat selfish, this Seme isn't beyond stirring up a little mischief or confusion to get what they want. Luckily for those who don't catch on to their schemes, this Seme personality isn't into a lot of drama or hurt feelings, so their trickery is usually balanced out by the gift of their charismatic presence. And although they tend to have devious and somewhat materialistic ways - and you never really know just what they are plotting next - it's really all in good fun, as once they find the right person, they actually make very kind and caring partners.

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Find out who you are

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
What You Never Knew by myfailsafe reviews
Seeing things in a different light can be eye opening. This time, it's life changing. AU. High School SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,489 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Alley Out Back by catthegreat reviews
It all started with a failed game of pool at the beginning of the summer. Now it's his senior year of college, and Naruto is stuck trying to figure out what is wrong with his bastard teammate who can't seem to leave him alone. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,244 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Cali SunShine by Flika reviews
Sasuke, living with his godfather Minato for the last 11years is about to get a brother Minato never knew about. Now he's trying to be the perfect big brother to a guy that wants nothing to do with him. KibaNaru, later SasuNaru, InoSaku, & others. Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,284 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tantalization by SasuAddique013 reviews
Ever wanted someone so much that it was the only thing that kept you sane at night ? Naruto is the nerdy little cutie and Sasuke is the hot sinful temptation called a man. Sure, it works in all the mangas and stories..but will it work for us ? Indulge ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Heart Vampires by iloveme5895 reviews
Naruto and Gaara are in love with Vampires. Naruto releases the next few chapters of the next book in the series on his fan site. Now the author refuses to release anymore. More summary inside Vampire flick SasuNaru NejiGaara M rated for a REASON (Part 2 is up!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MAXEDOUT by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Sasuke-the biggest prick on the planet earth-Uchiha is nothing but a bastard in every way, shape, and form and yet... I still find myself loving him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,660 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,847 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crushing on You by Sour Queen reviews
I, Uzumaki Naruto, am finally at my desperation point to fall in love. And because of said desperation point, I have fully drawn out a list of totally dateable people to try and I HAVE to fall for one of them before I reach Sasuke's name..AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,009 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Music is Life by CarolzofBellz reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dared to defy Naruto's music and say that it's pointless. Being stubborn, Naruto decided to befriend the stoic guy and force him to like it. He didn't expect the process to have certain feelings involved though.. NaruSasu, AU. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Us by whointheworldwouldbelievethat reviews
They thought they knew what would happen between us but they didn't suspect we would be what we are now. not a good summary but it is better than it sounds i promise you. NaruSasu or SasuNaru either way. Betad
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Kisses Sasuke by enRei reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's first kiss wasn't all fireworks and roses. Actually, if he thinks about it, the kiss was rather weird. How about the rest of them? Sasuke's POV about his first nine kisses, and the story behind them. Beware the AU, OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
new town, new people, new annoyances by YoursInEternity S.D reviews
HOLD!-Gaara moves in with his cousin Naruto. What shall this new life bring him...how about a hyperactive blond and his interesting boyfriend,and a pale-eyed smartass comment making friend that just loves tormenting him Neji/Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Neji H., Gaara
A Bundle of Promises by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,170 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by Invisible-land-pihrana reviews
The fangirls have a bet, the prize, is to be the only one allowed to go after Sasuke, Sasuke gets his best friend to enter the bet, to be rid of fangirls forever. SasuNaru, yaoi, boyxboy rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Hurts him by Amy-chan337 reviews
Near wonders why Mello refuses to interact and make friends with any of the children at Wammys House besides Matt. Curiosity getting the better of him, Near confronts Matt about this and gets an unexpected answer.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Lean On Me by Stringlish reviews
Mikoto just didn't have to heart to turn a blind eye to the little ball of sunshine hiding in the bushes. She felt that every child deserved a chance. A trip to the park has the potential to change lives. Mikoto/Sasu/Naru Friendship story. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insomnia by xXAngelWingZ reviews
Alright, I was stupid so I put the summary in the story. This is my first time working fanfiction. So please, as I probably said before, bear with me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dormroom 107 by Mrs.EdCullen reviews
Naruto and Hinata are a couple and are first year students at the Konoah University.Hinata decides to go over to her cute blonde-haired boyfriends house when she is greeted by someone even hotter!xoxolemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Weird Sex Fetishes by Tanni8kya HeHe reviews
This is kinda crack-drabble-oneshot...I don't know what to call it anymore...but by the title I'm guessing you know what it's all about...but what does Lion King have to do about it? This is what studying for too long does to ya... ENJOY :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Girls Allowed! by Stringlish reviews
Sakura is an average girl with a loving heart and strong feelings, attending a beautiful wedding. Though her life was a lonely one, gaining two brothers was more than she could ever ask for. They filled the void in her life perfectly. SasuNaru Saku/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Highschool Drama I Guess by Tanni8kya HeHe reviews
Sequel to Highschool Troubles I Guess After winning the trip to Cali...the class now spends 1 month on the 'Golden Coast'...however...not all things go as planned...NaruxHina and other pairings...New characters...READ HTIG TO UNDERSTAND! Teehee x3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Give Me Shelter by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke's roommate goes away for the summer, leaving Naruto as a highly recommended temporary replacement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
a demon's view,the story of the kaze akuma by soren elopy reviews
my first fanfic about naruto, slight name change. for seventeen years a young demon lives amongst a village he had attacked. why has he not killed them? only a small voice can keep him from his darker halves, but for how long? Komadori as Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
You Belong With Me by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Roses by Flika reviews
Naruto gets roses for Valentines Day. SasuNru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We're Too Different by KillerUchiha reviews
A one shot of the differences between Naruto and Sasuke. Maybe, this will be a collection someday...complete for now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
a Kiss With a Fist by Flika reviews
You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a slap, you smached a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed. SasuNaru one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Antics by P is 4 Precious reviews
The guys go out on their G.N.O. guys nite out . Drinks flow they burst out in song, hit on each other,drunk dial and well drink. Very funny
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
welcome to Konaha Academy! by gaipex reviews
naruto gets transferred to a school for gay rich kids, and he's not even gay! At least he didn't think he was . . . Sasunaru ; if you dont like it dont read it. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Damn Naruto's Friends by Flika reviews
Many shorts in where Sasuke hates Naruto's friends because they always just ruin the moment. SasuNaruSasu. M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Fanfiction Porn Were To Be Censored by BadCook reviews
Under aged to read porn? Desperate to get some but afraid of turning tainted? Well this porn is just right for you! Come and discover the joys of the porn-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Milk & Cookies with the Akatsuki by Weird Kunoichi reviews
Deidara's the new guy and is having a hard time fitting in. A certain member takes a strong, unhealthy liking to him, unknown to Deidara. While he attracts all sorts of trouble, the man waits for a chance to make his move. Rated for language, yaoi & rape!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Directed By Hatake Kakashi by Bad Weather reviews
SasuNaru. The four friends start watching a movie. Just a movie. Some Sakura bashing if you look for it. there is also some OOC very little i think and it's probbably an A/U story, so... R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With SasuNaru When by animewiccan725 reviews
Ok so this is just a little list that I thought of one day that basically lists some of the ways that I know of to tell when you are utterly and completley addicted to SasuNaru. Not a fan of the series...yeah go on and read I don't care what you say...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncle Sasuke by Sora Killua reviews
Naruto had thought his family had done enough damage when they threw out his father years ago, yet when they send an uncle to live with him for two months, he is shocked out of his wits. In the struggle against teenage hormones, friends popping out of the closet and life's depressing laws, he has to find his own true self and come out alive! NaruSasuNaru AI NO FIC! UPDATING !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,460 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sex as a Hobby by Mrs.EdCullen reviews
This tells a little about Edward and Bella's sex life after Breaking Dawn.xoxo!Hott!Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bad Touch by iliketomsandbeanies reviews
Pretty much the ABC's of NaruSasu. Give it a read. Fluffy, funny, random one-shots going in ABC order. Let me know if it's worth the read! I can't really put a summary, because each one is different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dream Machine 2 by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're so gay by FeatherFuck reviews
Sai and Sasuke argue who is more gay. Mild Yaoi and fowl language. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Say it to me again by MadaMag reviews
Sasuke thought he had dreamed of his confession... Sasuke POV. Rather Naru!centric. SasuNaru. Smart!Naruto. And as the reviews says - cute.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Rain Doesn't Wash Away Dirty Thoughts by Rantzilla reviews
Sasuke is caught in the heaviest downpour of the season- without an umbrella. A certain blonde happens to drive by, telling the black-haired male that he'll 'give him a ride.' Who knew Sasuke had such a dirty mind? NaruSasuNaru One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Too Many Voices by Vegetachik reviews
Vegeta's life spirals out of control after voices in his mind pull him apart. After an accident, Goku has the opportunity to delve into the mind of the prince and discover what is wrong in his head. There he meets the personas of Vegeta's personality. VxG
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 236,334 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets by No More Masquerade reviews
AU: High School: When you just keep falling in love and falling in love and falling in love to the point of breaking. It's hard to deal with those weird feelings that people just never get. SasuNaru GaaNaru SasuNeji KisaIta SasoDei NejiTen KakaIru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gaara's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/17/2004
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Dear Kishi reviews
There are tons of questions that the Naruto characters wish to ask. So they do it the old fashioned way...and just write a letter. WARNING:MAY INCLUDE SPOILERS AND SLIGHT BASHING!Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012
But He Has A Girlfriend reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend since forever. However, he had one minor problem, Naruto has a girlfriend. What happens when that reason no longer holds the power to suppress the Uchiha's desires. Read and Review! WARNING BOYXBOY SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Routine reviews
Sixteen year old Sasuke Uchiha thought life was too routine...We get up, go to school,went to bed...And he was sick and tired of it, but when his father takes home a certain blonde kid... things suddenly started looking up for him. Theme may change. AU Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,480 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Because You Are My Friend reviews
Naruto explains why he will always go the extra mile and to the ends of the world to save Sasuke. His reason, however, is quite simple. (Sonnet) Read and Review please! :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chances Are? reviews
Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice. Neither does love... or so they say. GaaraSai. ShikaNeji. ShinoKiba. AU Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being Normal reviews
Sasuke Uchiha lived in a pretty normal family. A mother who cooked, a father who worked and a brother who was good at everything. It was a normal family picture. Except Sasuke didn't know where he fit in. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Who Said Opposites Attract? reviews
Kakashi is a weird teacher and tends to get his points across using...odd methods. So when he places a no nonsense raven and a happy go lucky blonde in one group...Let's just see how things work out. ShikaTema...SakuIno not yuri AU. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why Sleepovers Are For Girls! reviews
Have you ever wondered why boys don't have sleepovers? you know, have pillow fights, play truth or dare, watch romance movies and cry about it afterwards. let's say... It's just NOT for them. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Emergency! reviews
Sasuke and Naruto decided that it was about time thay gave into lust and just 'Do it.' But what happens when two inexperienced, hormone driven, teenage boys decide to 'Do it' One ends up streched out in an hospital room. That's what! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That Cake Was The Bomb! reviews
The truth behind Deidara getting another partner. So what does bomb and cake have to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
While You Were Sleeping reviews
The feelings that are awaken when watching someone while they were sleeping.Feelings a young Uchiha didn't know he had for a certain idiot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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