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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Parodies and Spoofs.

The Author...

Straight. White. Male. Wallowing in privilege.

... And What He Done Wrote

Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society - The story of someone raised in the Muggle world, trying to make some sense out of the backwater that is Wizarding Britain. Originally intended to be a short novella-length story, it has grown completely out of my control.

Teasers, Crackfic, and Pointless Crossovers - AKA plotbunnies. Small ideas that are cute in very short form, but will never grow beyond one-page wonders.

Robes Don't Grow On Trees - A look at how an isolated secret society feeds and clothes itself.

Sleeping Dogs - Started as a stand-alone short story, has mutated into a longer character study on growth and maturity.

Ever After - Happily Ever After is a long time and a lot of hard work.

Where the hell are the Updates?

Funfact: I actually have updates written.

Other Funfact: FFN's upload/edit functions hate the way my new computer handles formatting. When I upload it eats my formatting, including basic paragraphs. When I try to edit, it refuses to recognize the #!%!&!%! enter key on my keyboard. This causes me some vexation. Updates will resume when I figure out how to format properly so it's not all one big wall of text.

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Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,336 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,525 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and The Were-Squid by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
Harry Potter is introduced to the brother from another dimension he never believed he could have. The "man" has been sent here to help Harry save the world... Now if Harry could just figure out what from. Rated M for language and silly yet adult situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weaken the Lock by Julis Caesar reviews
A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left,. To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical. Angst. Oh, so much angst.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, N. Tonks, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The First Six Things by Julis Caesar reviews
Regeneration is always painful and disorienting, but this time it's more disorienting than most. / Brief one-shot inspired by the news of Matt Smith's departure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS, Clara O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Responsible Adults by Snarky64 reviews
If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Petunia D.
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by respitechristopher reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
My First Magical Friend by Snarky64 reviews
After the War, Harry takes possession of the house in Godric's Hollow. Whilst going through his mother's things, he finds a small silver snake, suitable for a young girl's charm bracelet, with a little label saying 'From Sev'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Serpent's Tears by Julis Caesar reviews
Sarah receives her Hogwarts letter, just like everybody else. Unlike everyone else, she's Muggle-born... And in Slytherin. She is absolutely determined to arrange the world around her ideals- and if Voldemort gets in the way, well, too bad for him. WIP, no ships, OC-who-I-am-trying-to-keep-from-being-a-mary-sue, etc. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,046 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - OC, Severus S.
From Friend and Foe Alike by Imorgen reviews
Severus Snape has one purpose in life—to protect the girl who lived. When Dumbledore puts the greater good ahead of the child's welfare, however, his resolve is tested as never before. And, as a new prophecy is given, will old prejudices be his undoing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,877 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Wandless Magic by tomatojuice reviews
Ayla is a Squib, as good as mudblood in the eyes of the new regime. She returns to the magical world after years passing as a muggle to be with her aging father, and gets a job at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, only to be thrown into the darkening situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - George W., OC
Snape Contest Entries by narni4eva reviews
This is a collection of Snape-based entries made for Totenveloren1's contest over on KofK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Severus S.
Bottle Fame and Brew Glory by Rannaro reviews
Not satisfied with "Deathly Hallows?" This alternate version of Book Seven was written at the same time that JKR was writing DH, but has a different take on the story and contains an account of Snape's most unique Halloween celebration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 197,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
No Evil Angel by Intervigilium reviews
Ever heard of Snapoetry? Yeah. This will continue; you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 648,043 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
That Halloween by Rannaro reviews
Between Voldymort's attack in Godric's Hollow and baby Harry's arrival at the home of the Dursleys, there was a gap of around thirty hours. Why did it take so long? What was happening during that time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Complete
Reflections in the Silver Mist by Rannaro reviews
When Hermione conjured her flask in the Shrieking Shack to hold Snape's memory strands, what exactly did she capture? Harry is not certain at first, but he is determined to preserve it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,909 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In the Presence of My Enemies by Dr. Platypus reviews
War threatens to disrupt the first Triwizard Tournament. The heads of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons are determined to press on, however; but they'll have their hands full keeping the three champions—and their supporters—from killing each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - OC - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Bottoms by Mad Elf reviews
"Measuring the thickness of cauldron bottoms? What a stupid job!" Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Resurrection Movement by CPO Backstreet reviews
Post-epilogue. Harry and his friends and the next generation of Hogwarts students all find themselves in danger when Voldemort's legacy is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oddities by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
A short piece of fluff about Percy/Audrey written for two competitions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
closer to the truth to say you can't get enough by irnan reviews
Dark Magic objects recovered from a cellar in Winchester; it shouldn't be so difficult to determine whether this case is serious or a lark or a kind of reopening-closed-files thing like those Muggle telly programmes that Dudley used to watch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry PotterDursley and the Tragic Lack of Bacon by alikat522 reviews
Petunia and Vernon are able to put their grudges aside and raise the boys as brothers, completely equal...so they end up with two spoiled, greedy brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
The Wall by brenners reviews
Because even magic can't take away a teenage girl's need to rate boys in bathroom graffiti. Minerva and Rolanda had no idea what they were starting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Minerva M., Myrtle
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Professor Muggle by MuggleBeene reviews
Hank Boyd found himself teaching Muggle Studies wondering how he was going to make it through. He's just been dumped, wasn't getting any younger and has no magic. Luckily his friends Neville Longbottom and George Weasley are there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - OC - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by BirdG reviews
What is a nice girl like Asteria Greengrass doing with the likes of Draco Malfoy? Their relationship as seen by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Rose Weasley Grows Up by respitechristopher reviews
Scorpius and Rose have been the best of friends since First Year, or have they? For the '10 SMRW Ficafest on the LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Before there was Mercury: Audrey's Riddles by respitechristopher reviews
A Mercury Chronicles prequel. How did Percy's muggle wife and Albus and Rose's favorite aunt get that way? Deceit! Paparazzi! and Gullible Children! Written for the Hogwarts Online forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Fifty by excessivelyperky reviews
Snape contemplates his fiftieth birthday with a lot more grace than he thought capable. Granted, the boot camp which Dante laughingly called Purgatory changed a man. Not a sequel to BP, sorry! DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Sort of Homecoming by Bad Mum reviews
Five times Percy Weasley didn't go home, and one that he did. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Percy W. - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
And Then Thread Ended by shewhoguards reviews
A less cheerful look on how life could go after Skies.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Yggdrasil by whitehound reviews
A little stream of consciousness meditation on Snape's part, on the vexed subject of Sirius Black and the Whomping Willow. Refloated as had to delete original ID due to bugs in ffic, hopefully now solved. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Misunderstandings by unlikely2 reviews
Suppose Salazar Slytherin actually won his argument. Over a millenium misunderstandings can arise. A drabble written for hp100 on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
ho for hoggwarts! by Agent Ninety-Nine reviews
Wot if nigel molesworth, the curse of st custards, found himself at hoggwarts skool for WITCHCRAFT and wizzardry eh? (NB you really have to have read Molesworth to enjoy this one. Otherwise it'll just look like a load of badly-spelled nonsense.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002
Being Millicent Bulstrode by Textualsphinx reviews
Millicent Bulstrode's only sin,/Apart from being a Slytherin,/ Is to look like the kind of masculine hag/No Gilded Youth would want to shag. So I'm making her a HEROINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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The Other Option reviews
Dumbledore didn't have to leave Harry with the Dursleys. There was another option...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - Severus S., Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Christmas After reviews
Christmas is a season for family, whether it's joyous or otherwise. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Coonassblondie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Dogs reviews
Twenty years after the War, the rumours of one man's death prove to be greatly exaggerated. Does it matter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Geoffrey Hunter and the Secret Society reviews
The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - OC
Teasers, Crackfic, and Pointless Crossovers reviews
Exactly what the title says: Short crossovers written for no reason other than fun.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012
Robes Don't Grow On Trees reviews
Feeding and clothing Wizarding Britain - Background information for my fanfic, which will come into play in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete