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Joined 08-11-06, id: 1112746, Profile Updated: 02-16-08
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Name: Meg

Race: Earthling

Age: 25

Hopes and Desires: You mean besides getting into a certain Lt. Colonel's pants???

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Heroes, CSI (only Las Vegas) & Grey's Anatomy

Favorite Pairings:

Stargate SG1: Sam & Jack (why the hell anyone else???), Daniel & Vala

Stargate Atlantis: I is a Sparky/Spanky--John & Elizabeth, Teyla & Ronon, Rodney & Katie (I luff her), but Carson belongs to me g

Heroes: Ummmm, NONE. Well, maybe Niki and Nathan

CSI: Dude. Catherine & Warrick!

Grey's: Meredith & McDreamy and I SO have a thing for McSteamy and anyone

I will admit I'm still learning my inner muse. She seems to come and go, but if you like, reviews are good for the heart.

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Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,399 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6878 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
In One Moment by The Lonely Goatherd reviews
Olive and Ned share a midnight snack at The Pie Hole...OliveNed
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Spell Check by LinziDay reviews
The team faces their most horrifying mission yet: paperwork. How will they ever escape? Fluff. Season 4. My first SGA fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Requiem For An Angel by hotaruchan2002 reviews
The continuation of the third movie, a new OC, bigger and better cast, and what should've been done in the Final Stand but didn't.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Angel - Complete
The Pegasus Connection by Nomad1 reviews
Season 8 AU. Conspiracy surrounds Jack's clone, Baal is on the trail of Ancient technology, and all roads seem to lead to Atlantis. SGA crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,571 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Highways and Byways by Neuropsych reviews
COMPLETE This is a crossover of Harry Potter and SG1, using the relationship I already have established between them in the other two crossovers I wrote. Just for fun!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Visitors and Fish by literatiwannabe reviews
Benjamin Franklin said that fish and visitors stink after three days. In this short followup to A Maneuvering Business, Jack finds out he was right. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Hathor Vs The Computer by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
The title is misleading. But if you've read my other 2 SG1 oneshots you kind of get the idea of what happens. This is funny, trust me. R&R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
A Lesson From SG1 Regarding Solicitors by BookWorm37 reviews
Sequel to 'Telemarketers' but that doesn't have to be read for this one to still make sense and be funny. SJ established. SG1 and doortodoor solicitors. MEANT ONLY IN JEST. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
A Pond With No Fish by Rachel500 reviews
In an universe where Jack O'Neill's pond still has no fish, SG1 are tested by politics, old enemies and new discoveries. Will their relationships be strong enough to survive? And will Jack and Sam ever have the chance to be together?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Anubis Gets Owned by Customer Service and Support by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
This is a sequel to The Goa’uld who got Screwed by Tech Support. Ya’ll can thank blame Bookworm37 for part of it and Duckie for the other part. This is a lot like when Ba’al gets owned, only different because it’s Anubis. So there’s going to be some viole
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
The System Lord who Got Screwed by Tech Support by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
I blame my friend Duckie. Oh and the fact that I wrote a oneshot simular to this once last year. Uh summary? Ba'al gets owned and the ending has a twist
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
A Lesson From SG1 Regarding Telemarketers by BookWorm37 reviews
BEYOND my normal boundary of funny! This goes straight into silly! Take the title for what it is that's what this story is about. And I'm sorry if you're a telemarketer andor take offense! Slight SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
In the Rain by Dragon Fire10 reviews
Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecies and Perils by Neuropsych reviews
The next Harry Potter SG1 crossover! Trouble is looming for the Order, and for SG1 COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 63,410 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Just Jack by Kate McCaye reviews
Bored at the Pentagon, Jack misses the rest of the gang, then gets a call from someone who misses him too. Ch 2: Post Ripple Effect.SPOILERS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - J. O'Neill
A Maneuvering Business by literatiwannabe reviews
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business. Otherwise explained as SG1 goes Austen and wackiness ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Captured by Birchwood29 reviews
Snape captures Hermione to use her as bait. What happens when his plan goes wrong and he is forced to keep her in his house?COMPLETED! SEE SEQUEL, BEING MRS. SNAPE...Hmm...I guess that's a spoiler alert...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
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The Cold reviews
John's thoughts before the cold ***SPOILERS FOR "THE LAST MAN"***
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
An Ode to the Pants reviews
A day in the life of the clothing of John Sheppard and Elizabeth Weir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Self Portrait reviews
One day, I realized that my real family was 1000 miles away.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006
A Swingset In a Snowstorm reviews
What if Sam and Jack had met before he went to Abydos?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
House Hunting reviews
Sam and her fiance look for a new home, and an old ghost pops up. POST SEASON EIGHT
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - S. Carter - Complete