Author has written 6 stories for Charmed, Harry Potter, Bones, and Suits.
So I've finished my first year of college! A lot is different now...I've had my first girlfriend! And also had my first break up...So yeah, that happened :) So, I'm currently looking into Universities, as well as trying to apply for an extra AS subject (Computing! Whoo!). Wish me luck!
Fave TV shows
Bones- Sweets is awesome :)
Supernatural- Dean/Castiel is my OTP. They are so canon, you know it, I know it, we all know it.
NCIS- Tony is awesome!
Criminal Minds- Reid: Hot and smart :)
Captain America- I watched it the other day, so now all I'm doing is reading Avengers fanfiction. Tony/Steve!
Tangled- So sweet :) It's one of those films you can watch over and over again.
Paul- The perfect mixture of British, American and Science Fiction. Beautiful :')
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -Douglas Adams.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly past." -Douglas Adams.
"Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds." -Gregory House (Hugh Laurie).
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die." -Mel Brooks
"Many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas Edison
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." -Tom Lehrer
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -Mark Twain
"Mr Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in this galaxy that can make that claim." - James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek: TOS
"Excuse me, but I'm a 'f*k mothering vampire'. I killed a lot of people to get that title, I deserve to be called as such." - Alucard, from TFS Hellsing Abridged
Alucard: I like to take enthusiastic walks through the woods.
Anderson: How in blood soaked protestant hell did you do that?
Round Table Member 1: For example, some of them [expenditures] are frankly labelled entertainment.
Luke Valentine: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
Sokka: So, I'm glad you've met.
"He huffed, and he puffed and he signed an eviction notice..." - Gender-confused Wolf from Shrek
"You dense, irritating minature beast of burden!"- Shrek
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." - Chuck Palahniuk (Kinda harsh, but I guess you could argue that this means no one is superior to another. Or that Chuck's just a bit of an arse hole).
“It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.”E.E. Cummings (Hmm...I'm not sure if I am who I really am...but as I contradict this quote with the next one..."
"Only the shallow truly know themselves." - Can't remember
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”- Aristotle
“To repeat what others have said requires education. To challenge it requires brains.” - Marry Pettibone Poole (This reminds me of religious people for some reason...*cough*)
"When I say, 'I love you' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman." - Joss Whedon
"Is it true cats always land on their feet?"
"Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity."
"Of course it's happening inside of your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it isn't real?"- Albus Dumbledore
"What in the name of sanity is on your head?"
"Word of advice; don't piss off the nerd angels." - Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"Ok, just like a shark. In a dress. And singing. And green! A green singing shark in an evening gown."- The 11th Doctor
"What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates."
"We're on a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space. Can someone please tell me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!"- Lister, Red Dwarf
"Oh Wednesday's at that age where she has only one thing on her mind."
"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to main, or seriously injure." - Dobby
"Life's a bitch, now smeg off." - Rimmer
"Because my sister is here and you can't meet her."
"Now you go wank into my spelling trophy while we sit on garden furniture and wait to die." - Threesome
"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick fighting competition with a women, you must have started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet, which was paid for how? Oh right, generous donations from your followers, to spread the word of God. All over his back." - Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
"You think you can just steal from us and walk away?!"
"Oh you didn't jump in the river! How sensible." - Mrs Banks, Mary Poppins
"There's no point in being a grown up, if you can't be childish sometimes." - Doctor Who
"I become insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allan Poe
“All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago in the heart of a faraway star. It exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the destinations of deep space. After so, so many millions of years, these elements came together to form new stars and new planets and on, and on it went. The elements came together and burst apart forming shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe." -The Doctor
Edmure: “The laws of gods and men are very clear; no man can compel another man to marry.”
"Happiness is a skill. You can learn it, and it's not hard."
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
“Heav’n has no rage like love to hate turn’d, Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned.” - William Congreve, “The Mourning Bride”, 1697.
"I'm starting to get the feeling that they're trying to be subtle about keeping me prisoner but I don't want to be rude and call them on it." Bruce Banner, A03 'Life as a Tree House' by kellifer_fic
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