Kat-Renee Kittel
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Joined 04-15-03, id: 370296, Profile Updated: 04-14-08
Author has written 5 stories for TV X-overs, Law and Order, and Law and Order: SVU.

Why I check out Conspiracy Theories:
I learned early not to believe everything in the news. A late night at age six—our car was about to be hit by a drunk driver running a red light. To avoid being killed by the impact, Mom made our car roll on to the driver's side door. Mom and my brother, Michael, came out fairly unhurt, but in the tumble of bodies, my head became wedged between the emergency brake & the brake pedal. I woke up at the hospital with weird wires hooked to my head. My brain felt like mush. The doctors sent me home only to call Mom in the morning. "Bring her back in, she has a skull fracture!"

Our newspaper's article about the accident? Mom broke her back, Michael broke his leg & I was fine.

Therefore as a secretive agent for the The Laughter Safety Valve Comission™, I am contactless. I always wear my glasses.

My Four C's are Cats, Comedy, Computers & Conspiracies. Yet put me on the witness stand and I'll plead the Fifth.
I'm Eccentrically Meshuganeh, but that's okay. The more complex the mind, the more the need for the simplicity of the play.

A Favorite Lennie Briscoe Line:
Briscoe, "A nickel short and a dime late"
Green, "What’s that supposed to mean?"
Briscoe, "What do you want from me? It’s two in the morning."

Jerry, we sure miss you - (and I'm still praying for your family)

"There is no greater challenge in any of our lives than daring to be who we are." --Noah benShea

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

Stories here are dedicated to:

Mon Mari...

and to my 'Big Brother & Sis' of comedy

You are beautiful--May you always be together.
(J'adore les deux de vous et je ne m'inquiète pas qui sait.)

Thanks for listening and not minding (even when my jokes fell on their wittle facie),
for the Safe Horizon-- the gentle nudge in the right direction

and quietly laughing when I walked right into the corner cupboard.

Brilliant strategy...I will dare to dream.

(I still owe you two hugs, but I have to run into the wall now...Bonk...Okay, where did the exit go?
oh, there it is. i'll just sneak out now and hide behind the door...)

You will always be in my prayers.

Your "Kid Sis"

-Katie

Je vivrai mon rêve..."To save one life is to save the world entire..." -Talmud.

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Back Alley Abduction by Luckie D reviews
During a stake out, Maria Frank is taken hostage and leaves the department and a flu-ridden John Munch to find who took her and why. JM/OFC. Rated for language, PTSD flashbacks/episodes of rape, and scary situations.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - J. Munch - Complete
I'm a doctor, not a by CrystalXanadu reviews
An amusing Carson moment. The things they bring to sickbay . . . Chapter 5 added, now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Carson B. - Complete
Sixteen Minutes by detective-sweetheart reviews
No matter what any of us do, it all shall come back down to those seconds that separate the moments of our lives.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Goodbye, Lennie! by Dancer247 reviews
After 12 years, its time to say goodbye to one of New Yorks finest.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Holding On by LSMunch reviews
Promise me you'll never leave me alone. Can he keep his promise?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
Nothing's As It Seems by detective-sweetheart reviews
kind of a 'missing scene' fic for Legacy what we don't see between the rooftop scene and the hospital scene at the end.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005
Undoing the Damage by Animaltalker reviews
Written for my friend Sugarkane's challenge Changing History, in which we were to rewrite a bit of Law & Order canon. I chose to rewrite the ending of the episode Damaged, in which Cathy Briscoe was killed.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
The Longest Trips by Animaltalker reviews
Lennie takes his daughter Julia to La Guardia so she can fly 'home' to Florida to be with her mother, and then he drives back into the city alone.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
What He Expects of Friends by Animaltalker reviews
Slightly over the word limit Drabble, After another cop Lennie used to work with screws up, Lennie reacts.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Don't Think Twice by Animaltalker reviews
Drabble: A slip of the tongue has Ed feeling guilty but Lennie let's him know it's no big deal. Set during Everybody Loves Raimondo's
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - L. Briscoe, Ed Green - Complete
Monsters by Animaltalker reviews
Drabble: Lennie learns of another kind of monster when his daughter has a nightmare.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Munch & Lennie traveling by Animaltalker reviews
A drabble from Lennie's POV of the trip to Baltimore to interegate the Jamesons.
Crossover - Law and Order & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - L. Briscoe, J. Munch - Complete
Just Curious by Animaltalker reviews
Fin Tutuola wants to know more about his new partner, so he travels down to the Water Front Bar to talk to some of Munch's former partners from the Homicide squad of Baltimore's PD. Crossover with Homicide: Life On The Streets
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - O. Tutuola - Complete
Lennie's CV by Animaltalker reviews
A stroll across the campus of New York's City College brings back memories for Lennie Briscoe
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Graveside Decision by Animaltalker reviews
After his daughter Kathy's death Lennie Briscoe was given a tempting offer of revenge, this is my take on how he may have reached his decision.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Trials and Tribulations THE END! by Sam Waterston Fan reviews
Jack's friend is in trouble... What happens to her when she escapes? Does she remain on the lam? Find out in Chapter 19! Please read and review... Final chapter!
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - J. McCoy, L. Briscoe - Complete
Parts by LSMunch reviews
Little scene from Parts. Specifically the one where Munch and Elliot are talking to Amy Solwey.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
Uncle Lennie by twinkie-lasher reviews
Dinah comes home to mourn and rediscovers a friendship. (Author's note: This was my way of getting out my sense of loss over losing Jerry. It still hits me like a brick every time I think about it.)
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2005
Cat Man Eats Bat Man by Freek Mastr reviews
The new super hero Cat Man takes over Bat Mansjob and is the new super hero
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
Best You Can Do by fewthistle reviews
Sometimes not making it worse was the best you could do. Lennie fic.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005
Odds and Ends by Raindrops on Roses reviews
The odds are against them from the beginning. They don't try to fight them. Numb3rs/Stargate: SG-1 crossover; Sam/Charlie.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2005 - S. Carter, Charlie E. - Complete
Buttercup's Baby by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[Complete][The Princess Bride] They never realized how much they would pay for their miracle, but they found they couldn't regret it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
25 Days of Drabble: Law & Order by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[Drabble] In which Serena tries to leave quietly. Part of multifandom 25 Days of Drabble.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
McCarthy by blazerrose reviews
A story from Jack's past from a time he'd rather forget, told by someone he doesn't realize knows the tale.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
Memories by Animaltalker reviews
The scene of a crime makes Lennie think of some memories, both painful ones and sweet ones as well.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004 - L. Briscoe - Complete
GETting SMARTer by Amandah Leigh reviews
Just a funny little poem about Get Smart...please readreview
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004
Her Birthday by Animaltalker reviews
A drabble written in response to a challenge to write something about a birthday, features Lennie Briscoe.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Before He Was Called Old Spice by Animaltalker reviews
A scene from Lennie Briscoe's Rookie Days
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2004 - L. Briscoe - Complete
Krysira's Destiny by stardragon2 reviews
A Star Trek EnterpriseStar Wars crossover. Trip Tucker and Malcom Reed accidently go through a gateway between universes and meet Krysira, an exceptional and slightly unusual Jedi Knight. Updated Chapter 10 up
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003
A Fair Design Be Raised by Tobias Charity reviews
Lennie battles his demons, still haunted by Vietnam. [Revised. Previously titled "Rest Quiet."]
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2002
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Sanctuary reviews
Crossover: SVU & X-Men.... A young girl discovers her special talents with the help of a special detective.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008
Drabble from Damaged reviews
Just a 100 word drabble after Lennie's daughter Cathy was found murdered in a vacant lot.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
Cherish Is The Word reviews
18 yr. old Lauren "L.J" Hartman is sure in trouble this time. Only one man she can to turn to, but can Uncle Jack help her trust again?
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Cutting Evidence reviews
This is a spoof on the last episode of Law & Order with Elizabeth Rohm. Please R&R.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
Beam Me Up Teletubbies reviews
A Teletubbie Parody - Star Trek meets The Teletubbies. Spock uncovers the sinister plot of the Daleks.
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
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