Author has written 123 stories for Kim Possible, and Harry Potter.
I realized I needed to write something here or be exposed as a Luddite.
"King in Yellow," if you don't recognize it, comes from an 1895 collection of short stories that influenced H.P. Lovecraft. As the holder of an earned Ph.D. from the school which served as the basis for Miskatonic University I felt some justification in laying claim to the nom de plume. Go ahead, ask me a question about early church history. I dare you. But as an academic whore I'm willing to teach anything for which I can get paid -- geography, intro. to sociology, comp, public speaking, etc. Résumés available on request.
Anyone who can identify my more obscure cultural references realizes I've passed the half century. Those of you who miss the references have probably not
I was initially opposed to marking authors as 'favorites' or for alerts, but am rethinking my position. My fear had been that, as I looked at the profiles of other writers or those who sent in reviews, or the three people who have me in favorite author or on alert status, I found myself trying to psychoanalyze them based on their preferences. Sorry people, the result of having a psychologist for a father. Anyway, I decided I didn't want people trying to figure me out based on my favorites. What you might think about me might be just too creepy. The stories which appeared on my favorites list contained connections to my Best Enemies universe, and are here for the convenience of anyone who wishes to see them. I really do have more than these favorites. I plan to start having a list of authors who I want to receive alerts on, and may even break down and admit some favorites also.
When Season 4 was announced the writers had no plans to give Kim's mom a first name. Anne was the most popular name used by fanfiction writers, but I preferred Jean for Jean Smart, the voice actress in the role. Graduation gave her a name, and the majority won. I believe I have converted all references to Kim's mom from Jean to Anne. If you discover a story I've missed (unlikely) or a spot I missed and she is still Jean (likely) please leave a review or send me a PM telling me where. I'm happy to change it.
The Best Enemies universe may be complex enough to require an introduction. The first six stories comprise the original story arc and appeared in order. Since then stories have been set in different times and have not appeared in order. Here are the stories which have currently been written, or are relatively well thought out, in their order within the Best Enemies story line. TempestDash created the names of several old enemies of Team Go: Bella Negra, Obtinus, Serpent King, and Hellpike. I have fleshed them out to fit my own needs
Note - in an 'upgrade' FFN deleted some scene dividers. It didn't change all my stories, but affected several. It makes some early stories very choppy sounding. I need to either edit text so that they are no longer needed, or insert the new and approved scene divider. And in the most recent upgrade they gave all my stories new word counts - which nearly killed me with my OCD.
Best Enemies - As Kim leaves high school she and Shego find their relationship becoming less professional and more personal. Taken down on May 28, 2007 - first anniversary of its appearance.
Best Enemies Redux - What I regard as a new and improved version started appearing on May 28, 2007. More Monique and Ron, with Season 4 references.
Cognitive Dissonance - Now in her freshman year of college, Kim wants to take her relationship with Shego to the next level. But college is a very different place from high school.
Before the Dawn - The events which ended CD have left Kim so crazy with grief she is not acting like herself. She cuts a deal with the devil. I dislike this, but was necessary for things I wanted to happen.
Grudge Matches - Kim's actions in BtD leave those around her in states of shock. First semester of Kim's sophomore year in college. The Lipsky and Load partnership is forged, each convinced he has gotten the better of the other.
Homecoming - With Shego out on bail Kim insists the pale woman try and make peace with her family, leading the two on a road trip.
Domus dulcis domus - Second semester of Kim's sophomore year. If they can solve the housing crisis Kim and Shego will be able to start life together -- and the old house is large enough to share with friends.
Ninjas in the House - Bonnie is NOT happy when Yori comes to visit Middleton. The final chapter is set after The Odd Couple
The Odd Couple - Kim twists Shego's arm in an effort to get things back on track with Felix and Justine.
Monkey Business I - Not written - Monkey Fist may be able to defeat his great enemy, Ron Stoppable, when he comes into possession of a powerful magic artifact.
Twenty-four Hours - With Hego missing the Wegos pressure Shego and Mego to help in the search.
Twentyfour Hour Appendix - Kim and Shego try to resolve problems left at the end of Twenty-four Hours.
Thanksgiving at the Big Table - You become an adult when your parents come to your house for Thanksgiving. Joss has moved in with her aunt and uncle while going to high school in Middleton.
You Sometimes Hurt the One You Love - Don't you just hate it when someone says they're doing something for your own good? You should decide for yourself.
The Blind Leading the Blind - Love and Justice are both said to be blind. But someone will need to keep both eyes open when Shego finally goes to trial.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T- Covers years of the Will Du and Monique relationship. It starts with their meeting in Cognitive Dissonance and continues through the time period of many later stories.
A Simple Jewish Wedding - As if any union of Kim and Shego could be a simple affair. Throw in Motor Ed and an unusual team will come to the rescue the ceremony. Set in the second semester of Kim's Jr. year.
Ron Time, Ron Place - Ron left the door open to demonstrate nothing happened. Open doors mean witnesses, and it isn't clear anyone believes him. Starts the morning after A Simple Jewish Wedding.
Team Possible II: It's in the Blood - An ancient evil threatens to destroy Kim, Ron, and Shego. Rescuing the trio will take a new Team Possible. About a month after A Simple Jewish Wedding.
Team Possible II: Doppelganger - What new form of life was spawned by the events of Team Possible II? Is Wade ready to face the horror of his first date? Starts as Team Possible II: It's in the Blood ends.
Follow the Queen - Written by A Markov - Who would attempt a theft in a house filled with heroes, geniuses, and two almost reformed villains? Set in Kim's Senior year of college. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3191875/1/
Follow the Queen II: Deuces Wild - Written with A Markov. There is no situation so bad it can not be made worse. Fortunately an older Wade and mysterious redhead from the future are there to help as the residents of Casa Possible face the dangers of multiple crossovers. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3354712/1/
Team Possible II: The Patchwork Man - When the BPRD fails to get their man who ya' gonna call?
A Field Guide to Monsters - Enemies can never cause us the level of suffering that family can.
The Chance of a Ghost - Drabble. The discovering of a skeleton in the basement has the ghost of Helen Kringle asking Sheki for help.
I Get No Respect - Kim's senior year of college. Kim believes in doing unto Shego as she would have Shego do unto her.
L-O-L-A, Lola - Unsure what his feelings are toward Bonnie, Ron consumes more alcohol than appropriate and has a sobering experience.
The Terror that Flaps by Night - Well, it turned into a Christmas/Chanukah story. Kim's Senior year of college.
Good Riddance - Ron has to figure out a way to get Bonnie out of the house before he loses his mind.
Three Weddings and a Funeral - Part I - Felix and Justine have A Civil Ceremony the summer after college graduation
Underwear That's Fun to Wear - This is what happens when your muse hits you with a cattle prod.
The Problem with American Tourists - Kim feels the need to prove to Shego she is not a prude by challenging the pale woman to spend the afternoon at the resort's nude pool.
What Did You Learn in School Today? - Sexual game take a serious turn when Kim and Shego are caught where they shouldn't have been.
An Equinox Carol - Following college Kim has taken a job with Global Justice. Shego finds a missing person, and Ron is called 'Daddy.'
Oz Never Did Give Nothing to the Tinman - The twins demand a story before bedtime a get a version of Oz that sounds slightly familiar.
Team Possible II: City in the Sands - The ancient writers who mention the lost city didn't realize it was never built by the hands of humans. The Russian, Chinese, and US governments are all willing to kill to be the first to discover its secrets, Global Justice wants to play honest broker in the excavation, and Wade & Drakken want Team Possible II there first. Wade's breakup with Joss will not make things easy for Team Possible II and Shego can't be certain which team she is playing for. requires some corrections I've not added yet
How Was Your Day, Dear? - Shego arrives home from the Egyptian mission in a foul mood. Kim is already home in a bad mood. They can take it out on each other or handle it like adults. What do you expect?
Monkey Business III - Ron, part-time Global Justice agent and part-time slacker, has finished the 5th year of his first four years in college. Monkey Fist's hatred of Mr. Stoppable has not changed - but some other things have. Set a few months after Equinox Carol, which should be read first. May be transformed into chapter 1 of Villain Chase, which will bring Kim and Ron up to date on old enemies.
A Dark and Stormy Night - Yes, it is Best Enemies Universe, trust me and finish reading it.
If you want to count Carousel of Time as part of this universe, this is a good place for it.
Fears and Favors - What could be scarier than a birthday party for four year-old twins? See Equinox Carol for the answer.
A Nightmare before Christmas - The Solstice party at Kim's gets out of hand. Kim and Shego confront old adversaries, and Ron comes to Bonnie's rescue.
Cheerleader Reunion - The former Middleton cheerleaders gather for Crystal's wedding. Some have grown up, some haven't. And a failure to be completely honest creates misunderstandings.
Schooldays - Kasy and Sheki may be ready for their first day of kindergarten - but are Kim and Shego?
The Price of Fame - With great powers comes great responsibility -- and more fame than you know what to do with. Eventually three semi-independent stories on the theme.
Bed Rats - In thousands of homes each morning parents wake up to find that they've been invaded by bed rats.
Another Nightmare before Christmas - The Solstice Party itself goes well this year, but bored little girls get lost and aren't sure when they are.
Return of the Green Eyed Monster - Bonnie has good reasons to be mad at Ron. Can he repair the damage?
Falling Solo - After her first solo trial Shego finds an unexpected shoulder to lean on for support.
Three Weddings and a Funeral - Part III - Making Up Is Hard to Do - Interlude - Making Up Is Hard to Do, essentially a Team Possible II story (ties to part 4).
How Do I Look? - Always a tricky question. Can Kim answer it the way Shego expects?
Evil Is as Evil Does - Kim attends a villain's banquet with Shego? Obviously she has ulterior motives and Shego knows it even if Kim won't admit it.
So the Trauma - Designed so it can be read as an introduction to the Best Enemies series (Caution: contains spoilers). Amnesia robs Shego of her memories with Kim.
Three Weddings and a Funeral - Part II - Ron and Bonnie in Atypical Jewish Wedding.
A Whole New World – Bonnie is learns that becoming Jewish may be more complex than she thought.
Killing Her with Kindness - Who gives care to the caregivers when everyone is down with the flu?.
In the Heat of a Summer Night - Shego encounters the past, present, and future of the Best Enemies universe in 1923 Chicago.
Duty, Duty Must Be Done - As I sat on jury duty I wrote a short tale of Kim suffering through jury duty. Misery loves company.
I Have You Now - Exactly who has whom? Does it really matter?
Life in Middlevale - Valentines Day and Archie has dates with both Betty and Veronica, again... Wait a minute. It's Drakken with two dates! Drakken? And with whom?
The Things We Do for Love - Shego is given a fast track option at her office, but accepting the offer won't be easy for either her or Kim. Kim ends up turning to an old enemy for help.
The Importance of Being Esther - A little morality play on the dangers of getting what you want.
Rain on the Roof - When the weather does its best to ruin your vacation you redeem the time as best you can. Not all memories require national monuments.
Heroes vs. Villains - Señor Senior, Senior, throws down the gauntlet, and Kim can't refuse the challenge. But Shego is playing for the other team in... a golf tournament.
Middleton vs. Possible - You can fight City Hall. The question is whether you can win your fight or not. How do you defend yourself against the truth? Shego faces a lot of pressure to win this one. Smaug arrived in Fears and Favors.
Three Weddings and a Funeral - Part IV - A Funeral in the Family. The Possible family gathers for a funeral.
Three Weddings and a Funeral - Part V - All's Fair in Love. Joss knows what she wants, and won't let anything stand in her way.
Breaking News – Unsure how Ron will react to her idea Bonnie decides to tell it while wearing very little.
Pain? You Think That's Pain? – Set about nine months after Breaking News.
With Fiends Like These Who Has Enemies? - Adrena Lynn launches one last effort to out Kim and Shego.
Nothing Can Go Worng - Another year, another Solstice Party at Possible Manor, and things really heat up.
She's Your Child - If you're a parent, you've been there, done that. If you're not a parent it's something to look forward to.
The Buck Stops Here - Who really keeps the firm of Lipsky and Load on track?
Yes, Kim Possible, There Is a Santa Claus - Kim and Shego have the best security system in Middleton. So where did the mystery gift come from?
Happy Father's Day - Ron and Bonnie are visiting Middleton, and Kasy and Sheki surprise their honorary 'Dad'.
Imperfect Fit - the first two chapters of the start of an unfinished Jim-Zita romance can be found as the second chapter of Unfinished Stories.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Trouble - An unexpected former foe wrecks havoc on a Christmas caroling party.
Christmas Spirits – With great responsibilities come pain-in-the-rear assignments which keep you from family on major holidays.
The Dangers of Mixed Marriage - A light handling of a serious issue, determining your identity in the face of parental expectations.
Middleton vs Possible, Again – The writers of the Middleton Municipal Code never imagined the Possible household when they wrote to law book.
A Very Possible Passover - Passover begins with the Seder, celebrating the story of the Exodus. Different families have their own traditions about how it ends.
Drunk as Skunks - How to educate children on alcohol becomes an issue after Kasy and Sheki get into the liquor cabinet.
Horror Stories - A great way to pass the evening. But horror, like humor, depends on the audience you're trying to reach.
Sleeping With the Fishes - Kim and Shego take their daughters to the New York Aquarium, based on an Easter weekend I spent with the in-laws.
If I'm Not Me, Who Am I - A fragment for an unfinished story, an unknown enemy replaces the BEU Kasy and Sheki with NoDrogs' version of the twins.
Horror in the Trash Can - Another story based on real life. Sometimes, what you find while emptying the garbage makes you think about life, the universe, and everything.
You Got to Crawl before You Walk - Patience is a virtue Felix would prefer to ignore in this drabble.
When Good Halloweens Go Bad - Kim thinks she's found the best costume ever, but things become complicated when Kasy resents a chore she is given.
Like a Circle in a Spiral - Matching wits with normal parents isn't always easy, even harder when the parents are Kim and Shego.
Halloween II: Kasy's Revenge - Events from Halloween a year earlier still haunt Possible Manor.
Attend the Tale of Sweeney Smaug - Shego is back in court, defending the family pet because of his choice of snack food.
Fireworks - The fireworks on the ground can be as entertaining as the ones in the air - unless you're part of them.
Growing Pains - Family vacation for Kim, Shego, Will Du, and Monique takes an unpleasant turn for the next generation.
The Phone Call - After your sixteen-year old gets a driver's license you know the call will come.
Spook Chasers - Can the hosts of a television show on paranormal investigations see the ghost in Possible manor?
The Quick and the Dead - Hana travels to Yamanouchi to understand her origin.
Out to Pasture - Betty Director ponders suggesting either Kim or Will Du as her successor at Global Justice.
The Things We Do for Love - Well, the epilogue for this story is set at this point. Main content is set earlier.
Second Death - What happens to Hana Stoppable when the spirit of Toshimiru returns to the Lotus Blade?
Time Cops: The Valentine's Day Affair - Kim and Shego's 3rd daughter, Jane, can be her own best friend and worst enemy.
Time Cops: The Most Dangerous Game - After things didn't work out for a dance the year before Jane manages to make a bad situation worse.
Time Cops: Save the Guacamole, Save the Bat Mitzvah - Kim plans to surprise Shego. Shego expects a surprise, but not the one she receives. And no one expects Time Lemurs.
Time Cops: Of Mice and Lemurs - Tim's daughter, Cat Possible, is delighted to find a time lemur followed her home. No one else is quite so happy.
One Last Crime - Not written - After Kim's death Shego has one last law to break. Set sixty-three years after DDD.
WNIP (Works not in progress) include the following, some of which which might see the light of day if I suddenly invent a 37 hour day or my muse hits me with a cattle prod.
You Bet Your Wife - After Will Du is officially taken off the Pool Shark case he pursues it on his own, and hires Shego as a partner. Meanwhile, the case has been given to Kim and Ron.
Batteries Required - While Kim is on a GJ humanitarian mission in Africa Shego is thrown in jail on an assault charge.
Team Possible II: Madness at Innsmouth - When a favorite orderly at the Institute goes missing Drakken uncovers a long history of missing persons.
Team Possible II: The Golem's Gonna Getcha - Construction in Poland uncovers an old defender of a destroyed Jewish ghetto. The Defender appears to have taken the role of Avenger on itself.
Jego: Time Cop - Kim and Shego's third daughter recruits herself for an organization which came into existence in the aftermath of the plot to not assassinate Abraham Lincoln.
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