Kitschisme
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Joined 08-11-08, id: 1664283, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

Hi There! I'm Kitschisme.

I just love to write. Plain and simple.

Fan Fiction BFF's: Rosette-Cullen, dvorndran, Vixen1836, americnxidiot, freakyhazeleyes, cicada, Dollegirl, Ninapolitan, guineapigbarbie, stacy.bumblebee, Tallulah Remiter.

Thank You from the bottom of my heart to everyone who reads and comments on my stories. You're all so lovely; I don't even have words. If I could, I would have all of you over to my place for a Twilight Fan Fic slumber party.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by! Feel free to send off a private message if you'd like to say "hi".

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the Twilight series. I occasionally and very humbly borrow her characters for my own personal enjoyment.

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At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5238 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14603 - Favs: 10,514 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 6,579 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,670 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19460 - Favs: 12,217 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
I've Been Looking For You by cdunbar reviews
Bella is a graduate student in Seattle when she runs into Edward, who teaches at the same college. What will she do when she hits it off with Edward, only to have a former love come back into her life? AH, Canon. *ON HIATUS til Resident Geek is finished*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,792 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Path to Resistance Character Profiles by TEAM EPIC reviews
Legends of superheroes living amongst us are just myths. Right? By TEAM EPIC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/5/2009
Breaking by Mezzanottex3 reviews
... is what the heart is for. EdwardxBella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,025 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gap On Page 85 by sweetseverus reviews
Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testament Of Faith by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward pushed himself farther than he could ever to think to. In this time of prosperity, he is willing to be thankful for what he has been giving. EPOV, one-shot, meaningful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cabin Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
From chapter 24 "Surprise". A passionate night ensues in a little cabin outside in the woods. Smut, smut, smut. Rated M for a reason. ExB Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Desire and Ice reviews
My entry for BritishBitches Official Summer Smutvent Calendar 2009. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored popsicle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Age of Edward Contest reviews
Rules and Guidelines for The Age of Edward Contest! Peek inside for more info...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Between the Lines reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Labour of Devotion reviews
A collab with the lovely Rosette-Cullen: Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Bury Love reviews
My entry for the ThreeSmutketeers' Steamy Movie Crossover Contest! Twilight/Six Feet Under. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I Want for Christmas reviews
My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Rosette reviews
CarlislexEdward one shot in which Carlisle has a flashback to the day of Edward's change. Written in honor of Rosette-Cullen's sixteenth birthday! Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Since Feeling is First reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Second Honeymoon reviews
My interpretation of Bella and Edward's "second honeymoon" when they visit their cottage for the first time in Breaking Dawn. Rated M for a reason - a delicious lemon souflee. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete