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Joined 02-27-09, id: 1850419, Profile Updated: 04-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Maximum Ride.

Wow, someone's ACTUALLY reading this?! Wow. Just WOW. Okay! General info:

Name: Kit

Age: 17

Country: U.S.

Fave books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Quantum Prophecy, other books I can't remember. What? I've read too many!!

Fave animes/mangas: Hetalia, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Umineko no Koro Ni, other animes/mangas I forget. (Same reason)

Fave weather: Either really cold or really warm. Preferably raining. I think best in the rain, besides, the rhythm of the rain is just soothing to a cluttered mind.

Fave place to be: OUTSIDE!! Or anywhere with a computer. :) (Creeks are amazing for thinking and hanging out.)

I can't go anywhere without: My pencils!(They stay in the pocket of whatever sweatshirt or hoodie I'm wearing that day.) A notebook to write in!

Fave holiday: It's a tie between Christmas and Halloween. (Does my birthday count? xD)

Hobbies:

Okay, here's the status on my stories at the moment:

I've actually mostly moved over to fictionpress.com! Yes! I, Kit, am fashioning my own stories and poems! Go on over and check it out!

Umm, okay! All my stories are on hiatus from now on until I get some freaking inspiration!! XD

"Performer Girl"-- My FIRST Naruto fanfic! I have this one all written down!! I just need to put them into chapters and type them up! If you made a request to be in the story, I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait until the next one. YES! THERE WILL BE ANOTHER!! I might just delete this and start all over again cuz I'm not happy with it. UPDATES: Taken down. Sorry, people, but I don't like it at the moment. Re-writing at some point.

"Weird and Weirder"-- Another Naruto fic. I'm not sure where I want to go with this right now. This won't be deleted. UPDATES: This is being put on hiatus until I figure some stuffs out.

"The Unsung Flock: Kit Meets Max"-- A change of pace with a Maximum Ride fanfic! I have the first couple chapters written, they just need to be typed and uploaded. UPDATES: Updated whenever I have the inspiration. HIATUS

KittyKatKrack’s Super Guidelines to Proper Spelling and Grammar

*PLEASE NOTE: Even if your writing program with its spell check doesn’t say something’s wrong with your spelling or grammar, it can still be wrong. The context of a sentence can be different than what the program is made to understand. For instance, my first sentence was just called incorrect. It told me to make “your” into “you’re.” As you’ll see below, that is INCORRECT. Yes, Word is capable of being wrong. What a shocker.

SPEEDY GRAMMAR LESSON:

Your= Possession. “This is your fault, dummy.”

You’re= Conjunction. You are. “You’re an idiot!”

Their= Possession. “Their stupidity is seriously bothering me.”

They’re= Conjunction. They are. “They’re about to get punched in the face.”

There= A place. “That’s a really dumb person over there.”

To= A preposition. Used between words. “This idiot is not going to learn.”

Too= Meaning also. Usually has a comma before it. “This person’s pretty stupid, too.”

Two= Seriously? This is a NUMBER. “I see two stupid people right here.”

Hear= A sense. “I hear stupid people!”

Here= A place. “Come here so I can smack you.”

Where= A place, often starts a question. “Where can I find smarter people?”
Were= Plural of was. “They were sleeping during English class.” (It can also be used to say, “You were so weird in school today.”)

I= Word used when describing yourself; in other words, a personal pronoun. Since it’s a proper noun, it is ALWAYS capitalized. (Yes, even if it’s in the middle of a sentence). “I’m so annoyed at bad grammar.”


Them= Multiple of something. “I don’t know about them, but I know how to use words properly.”

Those= Multiple of something. “Those people are quite obnoxious.”

Ain’t= Not really a word. It might be in the dictionary, but you’ll only sound like a hillbilly if you use it at any point. I’m not even going to use it in a sentence.

Isn’t= The proper version of “ain’t.” Conjunction of is not. “This isn’t going to help you at all, is it, you twit?”

Bored= A state of mind. A feeling. “I’m really getting bored writing all of this.”

Board= A PIECE OF WOOD. WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE? (May also be a board game). “I might have to smack you with that board over there.”

I’ll= Conjunction of I will. “I’ll just have to make a set of rules to help you people.”

Ill= Being sick. “I’m feeling ill today, so I can’t go to school.

Write= Come on. We all know this one. “I love to write poetry.”

Right= Meaning correct. “Everyone should know the difference between right and wrong.”

Please learn. If you use the wrong grammar with words like this, you just seem like a total idiot who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

COMMONPLACE WORDS THAT ARE OFTEN MISSPELLED OR MISTAKEN:

‘Cause- The shortened version of “Because.” If you shorten because, you really do need the apostrophe before the C. I’m serious. (An apostrophe looks like this: ‘ )

People- I don’t really understand how PEOPLE can’t put an O in this word. There is one. Just in case you didn’t know.

Quiet, Quite, and Quit- These might look the same but they DO NOT MEAN THE SAME THING:

Quiet= Meaning silent or a soft sound. “Some people are quite quiet when they quit.”

Quite= Meaning very. Used to describe something; paired with an adjective. “Some people are quite quiet when they quit.”

Quit= To stop doing something. “Some people are quite quiet when they quit.”

College and Collage- Two different words, people. SRSLY:

College= Come on now. We all know what this is. “I’m going to an Ivy League college after high school.”

Collage= A form of art in which various materials such as photographs and pieces of paper or fabric are arranged and stuck to a backing. “This collage is going to look great once we get more magazines to use.”


Grammar and Grammer- One of these things just doesn’t belong here; one of these things just isn’t the same. Do you know what it is?

Grammar= The set of rules dictating how words and sentences are used in a language.

Grammer= The misspelled version of grammar. This isn’t a word.

There you go. Don’t type “grammer.” Don’t you even dare.

SENTENCE STRUCTURE ISSUES:

Run-on sentences- When you have two complete sentences made into one huge sentence, it just makes no sense. I know that some people don’t even realize they create these sentences, so I thought that I’d bring this to light.

Example: “My friend and I went to the park today it was really fun.”

Possible Correction: “My friend and I went to the park today. It was really fun.”

THIS IS STILL NOT CORRECT: “My friend and I went to the park today, it was really fun.”

A comma does NOT replace a period. If you’d like to do this kind of sentence, try this instead: “My friend and I went to the park today; it was really fun.”

That mark is called a semicolon ( ; ), and can be used between two COMPLETE sentences to make them one. Do not use a semicolon between two sentences which are not complete. That makes it incorrect.

Fragments- A fragment is the same thing as an incomplete sentence. They lack a subject, verb, or both.

Example: “An incomplete sentence.”

Possible Correction: “This is not an incomplete sentence.”

These are pretty easy to spot and fix. So spot and fix them.

Commas: I notice that a lot of people have issues using commas. There’s one thing in particular that just really irks me.

Using Commas to Connect Two Complete Sentences- I know that up in “Run-on Sentences” I said that commas can’t be used to combine complete sentences. That isn’t completely true. Commas can’t be used by themselves to combine complete sentences, because that makes them run-on sentences. I already went over this. However, if you use a connecting word such as “and” or “because,” it makes the sentence grammatically correct.

Example: “I don’t understand. I’ll try to do the assignment anyways.”

To make these sentences one, try this:

“I don’t understand, but I’ll try to do the assignment anyways.”

Sounds much better, doesn't it?

Using Commas after a Transition Word- Wow, guys. This is pitiful.

Example: “Once I did my homework on the bus.”

If that’s all you’re going to say, there has to be a comma after “once.” I kid you not. “Once, I did my homework on the bus.”
However, writing, “Once I did my homework on the bus, I was ready for school today,” is correct.

DIALOGUE:

This gets its own special little space, since there’s quite a bit to say. (Ha-ha, quite a bit to say about dialogue. I’m so funny, right?)

First of all, dialogue is when people are talking. You know those words inside the quotation marks? Yeah, that’s dialogue. (Just making sure everyone reading this knew that.)

Okay, let’s start with the basics. I’ll start out by saying that fragments are sometimes acceptable in dialogue. I know, total blasphemy here, but it’s true. People don’t speak using perfect grammar all the time, so when you’re typing casual dialogue (between friends/not formal), fragments can be ignored. Otherwise, please fix them.

Structure of a Sentence in a Dialogue- I think I’ll start at the end of the sentence. Usually, at the end of a person talking, you would write, “she/he/they said.” This is perfectly correct. Now here’s the problem:

“I really don’t know why” she said.

There’s something wrong here. Can you see what it is? (Gosh, I feel like I’m Dora the Explorer or something. Ick.) This poor sentence needs a comma. Yes, a comma! Our best grammar friend wants to be a part of this sentence like this:

“I really don’t know why,” she said.

See what I did there? That’s correct. This is incorrect:

“I really don’t know why.” She said.

Again, there has to be a comma there. I don’t know why exactly, but it’s correct. Trust me, it is.

Now, here’s another thing I’m seeing a lot:

“I can’t stop!” He shouted.

It seems like there’s nothing wrong here, but there is. The “he” doesn’t have to be capitalized. Go figure, right?

“I can’t stop!” he shouted.

If you’re not saying “she/he/they said” after the sentence, and instead you’re saying it before, it’s basically the same principle:

I whined, “Mom, please let me go to the party!”

You see, the comma is still there. Pretty easy, I’d think.

Now here’s another problem I see all the time: people are putting that little comma there when they’re not writing “she/he/they said” at all.

“Just leave me alone,” they stomped off angrily.

Anyone can see that this looks and sounds very awkward. That’s because it’s grammatically incorrect. Here’s the right way to do this:

“Just leave me alone.” They stomped off angrily.

A simple concept, maybe, but I see this all the time. Hopefully, I’ll prevent some of these errors with this.

Dialogues in Paragraphs- When different people are speaking to each other, I often see this in people’s writing:

“You just don’t understand,” she snapped. “I don’t understand because you won’t explain,” I cried.

When you switch from one person to another, there needs to be a new paragraph. I know, it sounds really confusing. I kind of confused myself. Ha-ha. Either way, here’s how you do this correctly:

“You just don’t understand,” she snapped.

“I don’t understand because you won’t explain,” I cried.

Now doesn’t that sound so much better?

Alright, now see if you can use your understanding of these rules/guidelines to spot the mistakes in this passage:

Ill make this super easy four you peeple. Dont even try to avoid this part youll fail at righting. You’re mind’s are mushy cause you dont use good grammer. Quieting ain’t the answer. You has no idea how hard these is for mee, I hates this. Im going too stopp soon cause i hate this. Thanks yous four doing these part i appreciate it.

Argh, you have no idea how much I want to stab my computer screen right now because of how ugly that is. Please, please, fix it. There were a total of 29 mistakes. Can you find them all? (Goodness, I sure hope so…)

Thank you very much for reading this. I hope I’ve improved your writing at least a little bit.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoods
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (Only if they don't go to the hospital. xD)
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[/] sad movies suck (Depends... Do I cry? T3T)
[ ] you own a XBOX (NO BUT I WANT ONE D:)
[x] you played with Hot Wheels (LOLOL I still have mine x3)
[x] at some point in life your wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (USED TO BE?? xD)
[x] you watch sports on TV (HOCKEYHOCKEYHOCKEY >:D)
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear (Boxers, too. xD)
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun (Depends on what sports and if I get to play xD)
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL = 20.5 (LOLOLOL)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheer-leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black.
[x] you like going to the mall (Depends... What am I going for? TEH PUPPIES?? :D)
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[/] you cried watching The Notebook (I DIDN'T CRY... I JUST SORTA... TEARED UP A LITTLE...)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (LE GASP! D:)
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ]it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[/] you care about what you look like (Meh, sorta.)
[ ] you like wearing dresses (With shorts underneath, for special events. LOL.)
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant (...Everyone should wear deodorant. :I)
[ ] you like high heel shoes (NO.)
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting make up on others people (Eh, sure. I'm okay at it.)

TOTAL = 8 (...BHAHAHAHAHA. I'm such a boy. xD)

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes. (Does blue-gray count?)
[ ] = You blush a lot. (HAHA, NO.)
[x] = You giggle. (More like cackling... But okay. xD)
[ ] = You're quiet. (LOLOLOLOL. NO.)
[x] = You say random silly things. (How is this appearance?)
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall. (BARELY. BARELY...)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (... DON'T JUDGE ME. It's a pillow pet. =3)
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is...

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious. (Just... Just a bit. xD)
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music. (Sure!)
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music. (PSH NO.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[x] = You like babies a lot. (Not creepy-like. LOL.)
[x] = You like small/mini versions of things (puppy sized elephants ftw...)

TOTAL: 14

RANDOM CRAPOLA:

I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
Don't drink water. The fishies have sex in it.
Someone told me it's illegal to kill someone because they piss you off...Crap.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paremedics!
Be the fruit loop in the world of cheerios.
If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
If we really learned from our mistakes I'd be an effing genius by now.
Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk.
It's called investigating, not stalking.
Be who you want to be, not what others want to see.
A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broke than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!
Hand over the chocolate and no one dies.
I didn't fall for you; you tripped me.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Watch out, I haven't had my coffee yet.
Side by side or miles apart, friends are forever, close to your heart.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
If you don't have anything nice to say then you must be talking about yourself bitch.
Shut up voices..or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
OMG! OMG! OMG!...Wait, I forgot.
Normal people worry me.
If you want to taste the rainbow, eat some crayons.
Are you kidding? I didn't high-five your face! I slapped it bitch!
Moo, I'm a spider.
MEOW! I'm a cow!
Never argue with an idiot, They'll drag you down to their level and beat your ass with experience.
Shh!...I'm hiding from the stupid people.
I'm gonna be an astronaut and travel to the sun. Don't worry, I've got sunscreen.
Fighting for peace is like effing for virginity.
Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!
Eat right, excercise, die anyways.
Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.
Whose idea was it for lisp to have an 's' in it?
I see regular people!
If you had a life you would stop talkin about mine.
She was lookin for love. He was lookin for fun. It's true, boys and mascara always run.
Real Americans don't need a hyphen.
You should just put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!
I love walking in the rain because no one can tell I'm crying.
Why are there no fat stickmen?
Love me or hate me,(either way you're thinking of me)
Move on, it's just a chapter of your past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.
I'm only nice because to you because the doctor is making me take these happy pills.
PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals
Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
Isn't it funny how by drawing a little symbol you can scare the shit out of people?
You call me bitch like you think it's true, I'm sorry slut, I'm just not you.
I
'm trippin? Guess I should tie up my shoes.
Here's to the future cuz I'm done with the past.
Hahahaha! I'm running with sciss-OW! My eye!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalks.
People change,things go wrong;shit happens, but life goes on.
I don't miss you(I miss the person I thought you were)
True friends are never apart; maybe in distance, but not in heart.
Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in front of a speeding car but I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
Hell was full so guess what? I'm back.
Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out.
I'm not short I'm...screw it I'm short.
And she's scared to let anyone close because everyone who said "I love you..I'll be there."...Left
I'm a freak. What else is new?=)
When life give you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye.
Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
I'm the person who gets hit by parked cars.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way too much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a loser with no life.
I like BEING DIFFERENT, so I MUST not get along with other people.
I HATE STERYOTYPES like these, so I MUST not fit in.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Too True Right Here!)

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

For all you people who talk about me behind my back: thanks for making me the center of your lives.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. (Umm.. No comment!)

I swear, with my last dying breath, I will laugh in your face. (HAHAHA!! -Dies-)

Laughter is the best medicine. So when you see someone with broken ribs, be sure to tickle them. -Happy Bunny

Work hard. Eat right. Die anyways. -Happy Bunny

You should never, EVER be mean to stupid people. If you do, they might go away. Then who will we laugh at? -Happy Bunny

I'm not perfect, but I'm about as close as it gets. -Happy Bunny

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privelege. Add this to your profile if you agree. (Definitely.)

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Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Smell of Vodka by FallingBreathless reviews
With Ivan's alcohol problem now in the past, Yao and Ivan are happy together. But when business partner, Alfred is drawn to Yao, tempers flare and relationships strain as Yao must discover what it is that he truly needs...or wants. Corporate Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,160 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, Russia, China
Crying Eyes Love Fighting Eyes by Rayen Autumn King reviews
Hybrids.Bioengineered pets.they have human intellegince,and can be anything you can think of.Umino Iruka owns two of these animals-Naruto,a hyper young kitten;and Miaka,a protective female.what ensues when miaka comes into heat?SasuxOC,IruxAnko,NaruxHin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Vanity Princess by Confession68 reviews
COMPLETE. What is the best way to alleviate someone's boredom? How about reading them a story? Especially since they really can't do much else. LuNa, rating changed to T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Pointblank by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,161 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kidnapped by the Akatsuki by NejiTenfanforever reviews
A normal teenager gets kidnapped. And by the Akatsuki! What will happen? Join Brittani through her adventure through trouble, friendship, and humor. Please no more flames about it. I wrote it several years ago and this story is for humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Locked Away by Iggycat reviews
When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,078 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Rain, Rain, Don't Go Away by les-belles reviews
Sometimes, all we need is a kindred spirit. "As realization after realization came crashing in, Sakura wasn't sad. Oh, no. Sakura was angry." ItaSaku drabble-esque series. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Rhythm by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
Music is what defines us, makes us human, and charts our journey through life and love. It's only suitable it does Nations the same favor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Lithuania, Poland
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
Vampiric Desires by Rayen Autumn King reviews
Sasuke is a vampire that lives in a church,is not afraid of God or crosses.Miyaka is a human with vampiric beauty & aura.What will happen when Miyaka enters Sasuke's church?what happens when Sai is thrown into the mix? And Naruto?-sasuXoc naruXoc saiXoc?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Scarf by zero434 reviews
Matthew finds Ivan's scarf lying on the floor at his house after one of Alfred's parties what happens next.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Polar Bears Pasta Payback by DecietfulHonesty reviews
Two countries, each forced to take on new leadership decide it's time to stop being overlooked and exact revenge. Mafia!Italy and Communist!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Canada, N. Italy
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
The Magic of the Panda by Charlie Hues reviews
Yao finds himself face-to-face with the stuffed panda he's spent thirteen years of his life with; the panda standing silently as witness to everything that happened to him. Disbelieving and confused, he indulges to... Falling in love? R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,830 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - China, Russia
MapleEtte by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
A collection of World x Canako drabbles, Installment 9: Denmark x Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Canada, Denmark
My Baby Girl by Elfdragon12 reviews
It's hard being a father, especially being the father of young women going off into the world of make-up and boys. So, how would the guys from One Piece handle meeting their daughter's first date? Mild AU, very slight implications of pairings. -Law
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008
Codename by Abarero reviews
When computer geek Alfred inadvertently downloads government secrets into his brain, the two governments send agents to keep a watch on him. One of them is agent Arthur Kirkland, who is about to turn Alfred's life upside down in more ways than one. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
Mishaps with Magic by DeepWriter reviews
Arthur screwed up his magic potion and now Canada and America are kids again! With the Masque Gala around the corner and every other country in the world eager to get their hands on the twins how the hell will England and France keep them safe?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Canada
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Learn Your Place by NoGoodRottenMeddlingKid reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the school playboy. Sakura is the beautiful, yet innocent vampire.When Sasuke decides she's the new conquest,Sakura's not going to give in so easily.Will sparks fly or will she leave him dead in the corner?Literally.Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miles and States by paraparadigm reviews
"Liquor always made the yearning stronger." A foolish idea. A complete stranger. Innocent wishes on a cold winter's day. A nearly forgotten past hidden in a Grandfather's old coat. Sometimes one just has to believe in the impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
La Tortuga de Oro by froyozensight reviews
Arthur Kirkland never expected to be hired as a bartender by one of the owners of the prestigious La Tortuga de Oro, locale-NYC. He must now get used to a foreign country, bizarre coworkers, and an American waiter who can't seem to leave him alone...USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,382 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - England/Britain, America
Torn by CrossingTheSky reviews
Matthew, a 21 year old serving in the Canadian forces, is shot and left behind after his squadron is ambushed on the way to the base. Alfred will stop at nothing to save him. Unbeknownst to him, there is third party also looking for the Canadian...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Canada, America
Lifeline by cgal120 reviews
Alfred discovers Arthur's house in ruins, and soon finds out that Arthur has been abducted. Piecing together the clues left at the scene, and those being sent to him by the kidnapper, can Alfred save Arthur before it's too late? M for torture and more...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,445 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ten Times by DivineProjectZero reviews
Ten moments, ten occasions, ten stories. Of love. Of loss. Of laughter. Of what could have been. Ten sentences for one theme, every chapter. Various pairings. #17: What happened after all. There is no going back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
To Suffer by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It starts out about as innocently as anything starts between he and Alfred. Alfred wants Matthew in a dress and it ends badly. And Arthur proves that he knows more than Matthew thinks. USCan with a much cross-dressing and England on the side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Twisted Nightmare by Keiko Sahara reviews
Everybody knows the nice and kind Italy. Everybody treated him like a piece of land, while he just sat there and took it.What would happen if Italy were to finally snap? Who would have to pay for his suffering?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Shatter by earth warrior reviews
Canada has never been in his basement before. And by the time he realizes that there's a very good reason why, it's too late...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Canada - Complete
Snowed In by Kitty Faerie reviews
England has caught a dangerous fever and the only person there to help is America. But when a horrible snow storm strikes the area, the two find themselves trapped in America's house. Will the two survive? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vladyeneeye by najiro reviews
He was meant to be his. Not that damned, East-German bastard's... And with each bruise upon his delicate skin, Ivan's rage towards the Canadian's so-called 'lover' grows. Three-shot. AU. One-sided RusCan. PrusCan. Contains abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Russia, Canada
Horror Stories: Hetalia Style by nano-desu13 reviews
What happens when Hetalia crosses over with my favourite scary urban legends? These ficlets, that's what. Most of these are slightly AU. Review, please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
200 For Naruto Pairs by majorfangirl reviews
I'm writing 200 drabbles for Naruto pairings! I am no longer accepting requests. Forty four, JiraTema. To find her beautiful is not a hard thing to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jiraiya, Temari
Scarring by rebeckon reviews
Everyone has their moments of madness. - Yandere!CanadaxAmerica. Supernatural. Suspense. Horror. Romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Canada, America
Kitty Love by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Written for the Fluffathon on LiveJournal. The epic love story of two kitties, Gino and Ema - as well as how they got their owners, Feliciano and Ludwig, to fall in love with each other. GerIta, AusHun and Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Dribble Drabble by kyosa neko reviews
A collection of very short chapters based off of a 100 themes challenge with different Hetalia pairings. Most almost all, if not all will be shounen-ai. Rated T, just in case?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - China, South Korea
Awesome Advice by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,362 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia - Complete
CrossWorlds Part One The Beginning by Xiaahandrus reviews
Naruto characters living in my house, a high school girl war, and then I get sent to the past Naruto world... What else can go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,288 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Daddy! by Nerjin reviews
During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,681 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Forbidden Love by Confession68 reviews
LuNa, AU. An inevitable fate brings the four together. When something threatens to break them apart, they fight to stay together. What will happen when one of them can see no other option then to leave? Angst. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,963 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
One Night Stand by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
100 Themes: Riku and Risa by Laniessa reviews
100 themes, from lj. Drabble, some AU. No incest, yaoi or yuri. Other pairings may exist. Harada-centric. Mainly Satoshi/Risa and Daisuke/Riku.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Riku H., Risa H.
Close Relations by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. Poly-amorousness knows no bounds as half the world fantasizes about being with Yao. Unrepentantly plotless, and with enough unresolved sexual tension in the air to cut with a knife. Many!nations/China, featuring the Axis, Allies, and Asians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
Seduction: The English Way by Equif reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
OMG! It's the Akatsuki! by Chi loves blond akatsuki reviews
Beth,Jessica,and Jenny are normal high school students. One weekend they go to cosplay thing and somehow end up in the Akatsuki's hideout. DeidaraXOC,ItachiXOC,SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Fangrlz: Deleted Scenes by Destiny's Hand reviews
Here be little snippets from Fangrlz -- some silly, some serious -- that did not make it into the final cut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Promise by Confession68 reviews
SPOILER ALERT! CONTAINS HAPPENINGS FROM THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER! Their captain is sad and in need of comfort. Their journey is going to be a hard and long one, but for this brother, he will fulfill his dream. LuNa. Rated T for language. ONE SHOT.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
16th Birthday by Fishcake17 reviews
It's James' 16th birthday, and he's decided to throw a huge party. He invited all of his Genin friends from Konoha, but when the lights go out, things...start to get a little kinky. A short, seven part story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Ask and Dare the Naruto Cast by MichaelaTheUchiha reviews
Gasp another story. The title is self explanatory. Please review! Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009
Ask and Torture the Naruto Cast by Sakima Hebi reviews
Mei and Sakima fight for position of hostess, Hidan has TWO wives, Sasori reads Twilight, Orochimaru is constanly tortured, Random anime charctaers show out of nowhere, Kakuzu is bashed for old age and reviewers put a constant spin on EVERYTHING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Engagement by Confession68 reviews
One little loop can make a huge difference in a woman's life. One little ring, and everything changes. Life itself is seen in a different light. Most women fear this ring, and others grasp it. So, what happens when the woman grasps the wrong one? LuNaSa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Music, Ballet and All of the Above by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
“Because then I would have to find another reason to kiss you.” He captured my lips with his again and I balanced myself on my toes, so he wouldn’t have to lean down so much. There definitely were perks for being a ballerina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,939 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flock Life by shmabs reviews
Just a little series i decided to start. It's gonna have LOTS of Fax. it'll probably have some cussing and inuendoes and stuff, so T cause i'm paranoid. i suck at summaries, so please R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang
I Ain't No Marionette! by Hallel reviews
The cobwebs drifted away a bit and she became aware that she was just centimeters from his face. With a mild horror she realized that she was going to kiss him. She blinked at Luffy in wide-eyed panic. On permanent hiatus. May be reborn in a different format someday. Thanks for reading
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tondemo Nai! by the pink pastel reviews
Tondemo nai! I will NEVER fall in love with him!" At least,that's what she thought. Unfortunately, fate decided to step in. "You'll be working with Uchiha Sasuke." "Nani?" "In a romance film." "Tch! It's not like I'll end up falling for him." "We'll see."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Juusanbi by Destiny's Hand reviews
Tobi claims that Itachi "killed his lover," but who was she, what happened to her, and how much does Tobi really know? The tale starts when Itachi is still just a genin, and follows the young Uchiha as he grows and discovers his capacity to love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U.
Red & Blue by Tiffie16 reviews
Luffy and the gang become friends with a group of unexplainable characters OCs and the Naruto gangs while battling the usual enemies and finding love! Zolo/OC, Sanji/OC, Luffy/OC... and maybe more to come. Tell me what you think, Enjoy!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
The 3rd Uchiha by sarouna uchiha reviews
There was another story behind the Uchiha disaster, and it's all about a girl, and her quest to find her family, and kill the two people who ruined her life...forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasuke U.
ABC by GinaReZH
A bunch of one shots for each letter of the alphabet. T for suggestive themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009
Do You Know What the Number 381 Means? by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sasuke is now back in Konoha. Sakura visits him in the hospital and says she doesn't love him anymore...but does she really? He gives her a note with the number "381" on it. Will Sakura be able to figure out Sasuke's feelings for her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Unsung Flock Kit Meets Max reviews
We all know about Maximum Ride. What we don't know is that there is another backup flock just in case Max's fails. But when leader meets leader will things mesh together or fall apart? Will love finally form between flock members? R&R pwease!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Max
Performer Girl reviews
This is about how I come to the Naruto world and I don't know how I got there. There was a bad storm, and I got knocked out. I meet lots of peoples! I could use some advice! R&R. If you wanna be a character, ask me. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Weird and Weirder reviews
What happens when an average, normal girl with average, normal friends develops weirdo powers? Will her friends develop powers? To top it all off, characters from her favorite anime show up somehow! I suck at summaries, so R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009
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