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Joined 05-31-04, id: 599541, Profile Updated: 03-06-17
Author has written 17 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Twilight, and Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil.

Hello there!

I am Lord Kelvin, your local writer as critic.

I've joined this site more than ten years and 6000 reviews ago. Back then Sonic the Hedgehog had just under 3500 fics, Twilight did not exist, script format was allowed and the site was constantly having power outages. We've come a long way...

Why Lord Kelvin? Venture into zapatopi.net/kelvin/. I find it funny. Don’t you?

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Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil Forum

Sonic the Hedgehog Forum


02/02 Posted chapter 7 of Paragon today. The fic's reception has been very encouraging so far and I see more Youjo Senki fans reading every day. The community seems to grow with every new episode and issue, which is why not seeing more fics in the category continues to surprise me.

26/01 Paragon gets its fourth chapter, the longest so far. Right now it remains the only fanfic in the Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil category and that provides a unique challenge. There is no fanon, which means no cheat sheet or organisational chart. The latter would be helpful in untangling the web of departments and individuals migrating between them throughout the series. There's also no conversation or debate on FFN. I like to do that in forums, so I've made one myself (under construction).

The odd thing is that the series gets a schism from the get-go because you have three mediums: light novel, manga, anime. While all of them follow the same storyline, there are differences in design, nomenclature and timing. The anime is the least complete and most simplified, but that's also the biggest source of interest right now.

21/01 The last few days have been interesting. I discovered a light novel series curiously named Saga of Tanya the Evil. It didn't have a presence on FFN, so I asked the admin to make the magic happen. The admin's approval included a "Please help us spread the word." and I'm happy to oblige.

If you're writing a fic about the series, drop me a line, so I don't miss reviewing it.

31/05 12 years on FFN. Woot. Updated Chaos Overwhelming ahead of this lovely date.

21/05 Posted a new multi-chapter Sonic fic. It's a disaster story about Chaos Energy and the way it affects everyone at different degrees of intensity. Sonic can handle a great amount of Chaos, but is there a limit? And if so, can you get past the limit? What about taking all that Chaos, multiplying it by a hundred and stuffing it in a small rabbit? Read the fic to find out.

Here's something amusing I've found on the site: more than 10 people wrote for a fandom called 'To Be Deleted 7227'. Here's a link: http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/To_be_Deleted_7227/7227/. The fandom remained To Be Deleted since 2015. However, you can still find these people's stories on the site. This writer, for instance, posted a story for To Be Deleted called Artist One Shot. But you can't read that. Is it magic? No, it's To Be Deleted!

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Doctor Eggman and Shadow the Hedgehog are copyright SEGA. Shadow is copyright AimyNeko. Eggman Cometh is copyright Courtland Brugger. Used with permission.

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Mirror's Edge by Speedy1236 reviews
Secret GUN material and the Master Emerald get stolen by - a blue hedgehog? Sonic thinks proving his innocence is trouble… until he gets caught in a cunning trap of an old foe. With Sonic lost and on his own, Tails suddenly turned a target and Knuckles over his head in between his duty and his friends, can the trio see through the scheme in time to save each other... and the world?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,763 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Knuckles, Sonic, Tails
Falling In Love (In a Coffee Shop) by Skyelara reviews
He squinted at the cup. "Mr. Serious," he read the neat, cursive writing. "You can't be serious." "You never gave me your name," she said, "so I improvised. It seemed to fit. Though now I'm thinking Prince Charming would have been better." Coffee Shop AU. ShadowXSally and some Sonamy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9 - Sonic, Amy, Sally, Shadow
Silver & Blaze: Our Story by Iris Sweetheart reviews
Two friends. Fifteen years. And many stories to be told. This is a story about friendship and the paths chosen.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 192,002 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Blaze, Silver
Partisan by Skyelara reviews
He looks at her with determined eyes, eyes full of such emotion that she gasps. "You can't choose who you love. You can only choose what you do about it." Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Amy, Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Sonic Boom: The Beginning of Everything by Taranea reviews
Heard of the new game yet? SONIC BOOM? Well, Sonic and his friends sure have, and they have a few things to say about it...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Sonic, Tails, Amy, Shadow - Complete
Reverberance by Qwisse reviews
Don't look at me like this. I'm not that useless, I just... have this one tiny flaw in me. What do you think it feels like, being unable to tell memories from reality? I wish I didn't know, too.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Shadow - Complete
Another Setback by Dr Namgge reviews
Another defeat has left Eggman reeling. Now it's time to pick up the pieces and rebuild, for the glory of his empire. There's just one problem, how do you rebuild when everyone knows you're a wanted man?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,819 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Robotnik's Mercy by Bryon Nightshade reviews
SatAM, very dark. Never doubt what Robotnik is capable of, as a mother and her child learn first-hand.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
The Cunning Mind of Dr Robotnik by pipecleanerFlowers reviews
Dr. Robotnik, A.K.A. Dr. Eggman, has had enough of Sonic the glitch. Every single one of his plans has been foiled by the blue hedgehog, and it's time he took the glitch in his plans out of the equation once and for all. But, can he do it?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Sonic - Complete
Prisoner by Frozen Nitrogen reviews
In the immediate aftermath of Sonic Heroes, strange workings are afoot in the grim winter night of the Blue Ridge Zone. For some, the adventure is over, with the Egg Fleet defeated and peace restored. For others, that resolution is far from enough.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Shadow, E-123 Omega - Complete
Broken Hope by Illusion's Shadow reviews
[ After SA2B -Shdw survives.- ] Amy's plight, The Ultimate Lifeform's survival, Sonic's problem with him, & Bickering between Hunters. All of that will not matter in the end... [Shadow/Amy, Sonic/OC, Kn/Rg, PG-13 - Lang., Violence, Blood, Lime.]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,155 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 1/4/2003
Say Uncle by Flying Semprini reviews
Even tyrants have unwanted relatives. Robotnik makes an unlikely alliance in order to rid himself of his eccentric uncle. I went for a slightly AoStH aka a bit silly feel for this one, so some parts aren't as realistic. Tame enough for most.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Sonic - Complete
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Paragon reviews
Adapts the user to its needs or annihilates her. Elinium Type 95.
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,484 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/21 - Tanya, Schugel
Chaos Overwhelming reviews
The tide of Chaos is coming. Everyone is doomed unless Sonic and his friends destroy the source of their powers. Fear the emerald in the sky, for it feeds the monster inside you.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Tails, Cream/Cheese] [Shadow, Rouge]
Paint My Rose Red reviews
Station Square is plagued by a series of disappearances. Sonic doesn't seem to care because all he can think about is Amy. Shadow aims to find out what's wrong with his rival, unaware that by crossing Amy he risks disappearing himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Shadow, Rouge] [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
Shadow Corp reviews
Shadow's late night meeting starts with a simple offer: liquidate the company or become a corporate slave to the likes of Mephiles and Eggman. Can't Chaos Control out of this one, Shads! Contains business jargon.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Shadow, Blaze, Charmy
Not a Creature Was Stirring, You Say? reviews
Rouge pulls her sleepy Shadow out of bed. Naughty or nice, she'll get her cut of Christmas even if means scheming against her own team. A holiday gift to the beautiful Sonic fandom.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Rouge, Shadow] - Complete
Ruse reviews
What's that? I can't hear you over these whiney specimens. Here's an idea: say it to my face and I'll think about it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Urgent Delivery: The Chase reviews
GUN capture Shadow. The convoy is set to reach his final destination. Sonic can't let that happen to a friend. With Eggman and Metal Sonic playing a mind game of their own, the mission enters Super Hard Mode. It's a rocket ride overlooking a nuclear explosion.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,791 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Metal Sonic
Power Snuggle reviews
Amy discovers an artefact capable of bringing people together forever. It must be destroyed! Sonic rushes ahead of Shadow, Eggman and their agendas to save himself from a fate worse than drowning.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Voice of the Night reviews
You will see a golden dream. You will be destroyed together with me. Why struggle uselessly and make light of the fear that will eventually come? Hear my voice. It will set you free.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Sonic, Shadow] - Complete
I Like Pie reviews
Sonic likes pie. Amy decides to bake him one, but it becomes an essential part of Eggman's latest world domination scheme. GUN wants a slice, too. Who will eat Amy's pie in the end? The most complicated pie story this side of Station Square. Features jumping puzzles and a dancing Eggman. Shails, Explouge and Salami make an appearance, too.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Amy, Shadow
Blazing Mental reviews
Anything to have her back. Even if it means losing the rest. I don't care if my skin is scorched and my eyes are frozen. No imp, no Rouge, no G.U.N. can stop the sacrifice. My world for Blaze's smile.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - [Silver, Blaze]
Smile reviews
Even if you rule the world, you'll be too insane to appreciate it, so polish that nuke and take a few hedgehogs out for a ride, a cornucopia of unrelenting boss battles. Come tomorrow, the world will rest in pieces. YOLO, Eggman.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,782 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Sonic - Complete
All is Hunger reviews
Will is a myth. Their love is fake. Hunger conquers all. And now it wishes to share most precious secrets with You.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Edward, Bella]
In, You reviews
Ever tried stopping a female whose heart is burning with desire? Being a male is unhealthy, especially for Sonic. Satire.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - [Sonic, Amy] - Complete
School of Discontent reviews
The setting: a prison. The staff: executioners. The result: chaos under control in a friendly school establishment. Discontinued. For historic reference only.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Shadow
Gloom Keep reviews
Once she disappears at night, only weakening screams guide her friends towards their goal...or peril.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Sonic
School of Discontent: Winter reviews
Sonic, Shadow, Eggman and the others work in a school, a mixture explosive enough without evil lurking around. Discontinued. For historic reference only.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005