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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

August 2020 Update: I've been busy with other things for a while, but Bodacious Bodyguard is NOT abandoned.

I'm revising the plan and working on future chapters. There's more to come.

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 150 - Words: 1,236,452 - Reviews: 16946 - Favs: 16,075 - Follows: 17,827 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Victoria Potter by Taure reviews
Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. AU world with a canonical tone. No canon rehash, no bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. Second Year complete as of Chapter 27.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,979 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P., Susan B., Daphne G.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11482 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 7,493 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, a free remastered version is coming to my website!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,883 - Reviews: 12052 - Favs: 15,998 - Follows: 11,331 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Quaffles and Broomsticks by HoosYourDaddy reviews
With everything going wrong for him in fifth year, Harry finds solace in a very unexpected place: the quidditch locker room. Harry/Angelina. Smutty Romance with Plot. Warning: not intended for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,296 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 7/19/2020 - [Harry P., Angelina J.] - Complete
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 631,740 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 7,242 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Spider and the Fly by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Harry has faced down dementors, Death Eaters, and Dark Lords. None of it has prepared him for Phaedra Zabini. Smut Warning: Not for younger audiences. A bit sinister with some mild dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Harry P., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 8,651 - Follows: 7,468 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
For Lack of a Bezoar by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,757 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family. LONG-TERM HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,543 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 7,067 - Follows: 7,913 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Blackpool by The Divine Comedian reviews
COMPLETE. When Regulus is five, he nearly drowns in the sea off Blackpool. When Regulus is eleven, his brother befriends a ghost. It's not until Regulus is eighteen and ready to die that the Black family's darkest secret finally unravels. It might, perhaps, change everything. (A coming-of-age story with mind magic, star charting, pink petit-fours, two diaries, and a ghost.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,136 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 9,784 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4356 - Favs: 10,526 - Follows: 11,420 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5774 - Favs: 15,830 - Follows: 17,359 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 7,665 - Follows: 9,270 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 6,681 - Follows: 8,214 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Amalgamation Agreement by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
'Don't think of it as a marriage contract, I don't! It makes it easier- think of it as ... an amalgamation agreement. Makes it sound less complicated.' Harry/Daphne. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,739 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5922 - Favs: 19,056 - Follows: 21,973 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 6,908 - Follows: 6,506 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 6,874 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6527 - Favs: 12,286 - Follows: 8,905 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 9,472 - Follows: 10,688 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Homecoming by Brennus reviews
After four years working overseas for the shadowy Department M, a world-weary and dispirited Harry Potter returns to the land of his birth. He meets some old friends and makes some new ones, as he learns that much has changed since he left home. AU, a 'Harry never went to Hogwarts' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,439 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Bill W., N. Tonks] - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,719 - Reviews: 3994 - Favs: 11,732 - Follows: 12,831 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 10,058 - Follows: 10,685 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10322 - Favs: 25,023 - Follows: 14,306 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 16,662 - Follows: 10,064 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4362 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 5,922 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4414 - Favs: 9,181 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 420 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 1,677 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7013 - Favs: 11,109 - Follows: 5,550 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15495 - Favs: 25,395 - Follows: 10,512 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 862 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 13,511 - Follows: 6,312 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Angels Don't Live Here by empathapathique reviews
They are standing on a corner, in a moment, allowing French-speaking Muggles to pass them by and continue with their lives. He is amazed by the fact that life goes on for these people while it is war-stalled in Britain. HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 479 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 374 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6529 - Favs: 18,209 - Follows: 6,522 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 954 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 6,379 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4657 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11521 - Favs: 22,520 - Follows: 7,896 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 379 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 9,486 - Follows: 2,720 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
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Harry Potter and the Bodacious Bodyguard reviews
When Tonks is forced to go undercover as Harry's bodyguard at Hogwarts, chaos ensues. Who ever said that fighting Dark Lords couldn't be fun? Slow-building Harry/Tonks. Fifth year. Rated M for crude humor and a few adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,454 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Ron W., Hermione G.
Better Undead than Dunderhead reviews
Snape knows that the vampire Sanguini will attend Slughorn's party. Sick of the dunderheads ruining his life, he makes a bid for freedom. Humor oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Severus S., Sanguini - Complete
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