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Joined 12-02-03, id: 497575, Profile Updated: 03-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

WARNING! Due to raging alcoholism scientists agree that 99.999 of what I say/write is not appropriate for anyone.

If you are nursing, pregnant, under the age of nineteen, over the age of nineteen, are human, can be classified as not human, eat with your mouth, see with your eyes, or have/had any health problems you are at risk of the following side effects:

Nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, spontaneous combustion, genetic mutations, infertility, and death.

Naito

P.S. I have a life outside the Internet, so if updates take awhile, it's because I am busy. I do work three jobs...

Sorry for the inconvenience. I will update when I can!

Note: My favourites lists are actually not likely favourites. Just stories I'm that have caught my eye and I'll get around to reading later...I say this because I don't want you to think I'm recommending them, it's more or less just a bookmark list. If you want to know what I truly recommend, check my favourite authors list!


In the Works: Notices about stories that are to soon be posted/updated.

Nanny and the Ninjas: This fic is essentially the most retarded idea I have ever had and therefore. I should be shot and pissed on. Anyway, I will continue it shortly, but I want to revamp it a little first. The current chapters don't sit well with me. The writing doesn't anyway...

First Love, and Lost: Has been removed due to lack of interest and lack of willpower to continue it.

Invasion of The Mary-Sues: On Hiatus until further notice. I've kind of fallen out of the loop with this one, but I promise to force myself back in there soon.

Konoha Sellers: Fifteen chapters posted, sixteenth almost finished and I actually have an idea of what might be going on... PM me if you have any suggestions for things you want to see happen in this story because thanks to drugs, alcohol and peer pressure - I can make these kids do anything.

Personal Revelation/Parallel: Both these titles are one shots and they happen to be connected, hence same spot here. PP was the first, and PR the second and it already has more hits than KS. Only a few reviews though... Oh well.

Selfish: This was a one shot. A self-indulgent one shot completely circling my love for Mori. However, I've been toying with this other story idea and thought I might use this as a reference of sorts. As in this will be mentioned by the characters... I don't know. I have a zillion other things to finish first.


Stats: Because you don't care...

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue/Grey/Green/Brown...etc...it depends on my mood

Height: 5'8" ish?...yeah, I'm tall

Weight: 142 pounds

Age: 21

Country: Canada

Employed: Yes, I am a Kitchen Wench on weekend evenings and a Sales Whore on weekdays.

Music: Everything

Instrument: Bass Guitar

Status: Seeing my Boyfriend ~ Billy (Jacob is still my soul mate...and Jia is my wife)

Smoke: Yes, Benson & Hedges are the preferred but I occasionally change it up.

Drink: I love Vodka. Anyone who has read one of my fics may be aware of this.

Drugs: I must say, Don't do drugs...but I'm a hypocrite for I do smoke a fair amount of pot and plan to give acid a try. Done other stuff, but it wasn't my style.

Preferred method of torture: Run on sentences that never seem to stop no matter how badly you want them to and for some reason I can't stop myself so I do it all the time and it's just my rambling, pointless style.

Writing style: Crack. I blame my alcoholism

If for whatever reason, you feel compelled to know more about me, don't be afraid to ask. I'm fairly open and honest. Also, don't be afeared (haha) to click my homepage link. It's my MSN Space, which is an eclectic mess, much like me.


Are you looking for a Beta Reader or Editor? Contact Me, I'll help you out even if I don't know the series. Please consider that I am already playing beta for other people, so if I don't supply an immediate answer or I say no, that's the reason.

Check out these good folks that I beta for!

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Not A Malfoy Anymore by brionyjae reviews
Lucius Malfoy escapes from Azkaban, and Draco finds himself having to flee to Surrey of all places! As his life changes dramatically, Draco finds someone there he doesn't expect. Will he survive his particularly eventful holidays? HD Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,462 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 reviews
[Multichapter] Gah! that's not the point! The point is we're supposed to be training, and you're the only guy I can trust to train with her, NOT make a move on her, and put in a good word for me! Kiba leaves to go on a mission, entrusting Hinata to Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 139,399 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Your Guide to Training a Zombie by variabler reviews
This is your guide, to gaining an undead ally, to help you in the apocalypse
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
The Heart of the Phoenix by daemonfamiliar reviews
We all know the prophecy Harry has to fulfill: either he kills Voldemort or Voldermort kills him, right? Well, there is one little line that Dumbledore 'accidentally' edited out of the memory in the Pensieve, and one line can make all the difference. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,581 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Settling the Differences by The Potter Identity reviews
Harry gets fed up with Malfoy and challenges him to a duel Slytherin vs. Gryffindor, but when some of the participants are caught, the punishment is rather unexpected. Fire Whiskey, a locked door and the entire night to settle their differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: The True Story by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Jiraiya finds himself in awkward moments as a shade of love and romance falls over the Shinobi world. Find out what happens when the world is seriously affected by demonic chakra! Chap 29 up!Main Parings: NejiTen, NaruHina, NaruAyame, GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,781 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
Ten Reasons Why Draco's a Sissy by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
Top ten reasons why Draco turned out to be the little closet-case we all know he is. Just some random Malfoy-Family-Skits. Have fun, read and review, and warning: there is raunchy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Konoha Sellers reviews
AU I work retail, and have decided to force the inhabitants of a certain village to do the same. Rated T because the author is a total drunken loon... Holy crap! It's a new chapter! And my liver still functions!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008
Selfish reviews
A short story from the viewpoint of a girl in love with a boy who can't love her back and the bitter sweet things that mean so much to those that experience them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Nanny and the Ninjas reviews
Most authors write stories where they fall/journey to Konoha. I went beyond that, I sent in... My grandmother. She'll be telling everyone what their problem it and dishing out punishment Nana style. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Personal Parallel reviews
A oneshot. Naruto enjoys ramen and training in the backyard on a beautiful afternoon. Written as a parallel hence title to Personal Revelations. See inside for details...Rated for some language and implied homosexuality...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Personal Revelation reviews
A oneshot. Sasuke enjoys the view from his window on a beautiful afternoon. Written some time ago. This fic has FAS. see inside for details...Rated for some language and implied homosexuality...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Invasion of The MarySues reviews
God help us! The MarySues are taking over Hogwarts and are planning on stealing the virginity of all our favourite Hogwarts boys! Who will stop them? Who will save their innocence? Anybody..?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
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