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Birthday: December 30
Location: A room full of screens, music albums, Pokemon plushes, and a drum set.
Occupation: Stocking shelves at some grocery store. It's a night job, so I'm nocturnal.
Favorite game: Uncharted 3
Favorite anime: Mirai Nikki Favorite band: Rise Against
Favorite song: Satellite by Rise Against
Favorite character: Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki, but I'll throw in my former favorite, Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI, because that was predictable.
--Wall of somewhat irrelevant quotes--
"It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be, and when I'm through with it, it's going to blow a hole, this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself... They're throwing bottles at your house.
"Come on, let's go break their arms." -- some quote from Henry Fool used in the song Reception Fades by Rise Against
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" --Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
"NO HARM FRIENDS!" --Maru (Pokemorph: The Tale Of Kai Umbreon)
"You only live once, but you're immature forever." --RL friend Xavier who said that in 2009 before YOLO ruined the social world.
"You cheeky little dick waffle!" --Alucard (TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
"Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book!/This is the most fun I've had in minutes!/There is a reason OPPOSE rhymes with DISPOSE. If they get in your way, KILL THEM!" --Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy VI/Dissidia)
"You couldn't find your own ass with both hands!" "And a map." --Nathan and Sully (Uncharted 2)
"I won." --Walter White (Breaking Bad)
"Tell them to leave me the fuck alone. Because next time... I'll kill everyone." --Jodie (Beyond: Two Souls)
"Alright, alright! What you do is... is you go down to the local pharmacy... ask for something called Viagra... and it'll help you GO FUCK YOURSELF!" --Jan (TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
"I'm sorry, we don't give a fuck." --Integra (TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
"Humans are such fascinating creatures." --Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)
"And it's not out of the question that you might have a VERY minor case of serious brain damage." --Wheatley (Portal 2)
"Did you know people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois(VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM).
...I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off./Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." --GLaDOS (Portal 2)
"WE ARE SYSTEM OF A DOWN! AND WE FUCKING SUCK!" --Daron Malakian
"The most useful survival tool is your brain." --Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan)
"GUILTY! Of being in space! GO TO SPACE JAIL!" --Space Core (Portal 2)
"Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!" --Tourettes Guy
"Once again, this song is about nothing. / Fuck off. I hate you, I hate everybody, everyone should die." --Daron Malakian
"You know how they say 'love is all you need?' Well, oxygen is more important." --House (House)
"'If you could write a song about ice cream, what flavor would you pick?' ...I'd probably write about the plight of vanilla and how vanilla is used as a synonym for boring, when in reality, vanilla's the king shit of fuck mountain of ice cream flavors." --Joshua Homme
"Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be there to bring you back!" --Axel (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days)
"There is a thing as being too stupid!" --Ghetsis (Pokemon Black/White)
"However... I disagree!" --Colress (Pokemon Black 2/White 2)
"Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owner Approaching/Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon./So zetta slow!" --Sho Minamimoto (The World Ends With You)
"Awwww, thank you, Sora's heart!" --Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance)
"WE WON. THAT'S WHAT WE DID." --Hatchet (Dark and Light (my old fanfic that might come back someday))
"Listen up, Phones. The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go." --Sanae Hanekoma (The World Ends With You)
"It's good to have friends." --Joe Carroll (The Following)
"If she were a car, she'd be a Four-Door Ford Whore! Bitch." --Tourettes Guy (The Return Of The Tourettes Guy 4)
"I'm not sure that's entirely legal..." "Call the cops." --Norman Jayden/Carter Blake (Heavy Rain)
"Hey, tattooed wonder! How come we get all the crappy missions?!" "BECAUSE I. DON'T. LIKE. YOU." --Daxter/Torn (Jak II)
"I may have a one-hundred two temperature and have been puking for the last three days, but I'll still buttfuck you in front of all your friends." --Joshua Homme
"You all right?" "NO! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" --Joel/Ellie (The Last of Us)
"Zeke, you are the man." "That's what I keep telling people." --Cole McGrath/Zeke Dunbar (Infamous 2)
"Hey, what's he doing with that pla--HOLY CRAP HE PICKED UP THAT PLANE./Plane. He threw a plane. At us." --Daxter (Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier)
"Why did you do all of this?" "For fun. And because I could. ...Not to mention the fact that I'm wondering how long my readers will continue reading this before they realize it's an April Fool's joke." --Vaikuntha/Digital Skitty (Pedestal)
"There you are, you filthy, vulgar, horrendous humans! I've finally caught up with you! I'll rip your flesh from your bones and drink your blood, I'll spit on your ashes and dance on your graves! I'll pluck out your eyes and rip open your throats myself, and I've finally caught up with you! Now you shall see what it means to trespass in my territory!" --Ike (Pedestal)
"Yuno, I will save you!" --Amano Yukiteru (Mirai Nikki)
"Well! That might just work, actually! But you know what might work better? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!" --Graduation Commander (TFS Attack on Titan Abridged)
"So that person, and that person alone, just that one person... fuck you." --Joshua Homme
"I once put one of my grandkids inside the trunk of a car to teach him a lesson. Unfortunately, he didn't learn the lesson because he died..." / "Fuck kids! Fuck the elderly, fuck families, fuck everybody!" --Mr. Plinkett (Mr. Plinkett's Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Review)
"'Why does this petite beauty insist on dressing like a massive man?' ...Because I like to be comfortable." --Ellen Page
" I’m trying to put myself out of business, and I would love to! I would love to wake up one day and think, 'Hey, I have nothing to sing about, the world seems like a really lovely place today!', but so far, that hasn’t happened yet." --Tim McIlrath
"Screw the rules, I have money." --Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series)
"The real question is: was all of this legal? Absolutely fucking not." --Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street)
"And suddenly, out of nowhere, this Hungry Hungry Hippo-looking motherfucker has to come and ruin EVERYTHING!" --Filthy Frank
"A half moon. Half dark and half bright, just like me..." / "How dare you talk shit about me? I'll kill you, bitch!" --Gasai Yuno (Mirai Nikki)
also, fuck greninja kbye