Mozilla Fennekin
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Joined 06-28-12, id: 4091663, Profile Updated: 03-10-14
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon.

hi i'm mozilla fennekin. i do things sometimes, and i support the helix fossil, espurr, team fennekin, and whatever the shipping between ash and serena is called.
and by sometimes i mean once in a thousand years.
(does anybody even read my profile like why do i bother updating it. i don't even type like this that much...)
apparently, marrying ellen page is totally out of the question, but fuck that i still love her. :(

"It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be, and when I'm through with it, it's going to blow a hole, this wide, straight through the world's own idea of itself... They're throwing bottles at your house.
"Come on, let's go break their arms." -- some quote from Henry Fool used in the song Reception Fades by Rise Against
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" --Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
"NO HARM FRIENDS!" --Maru (Pokemorph: The Tale Of Kai Umbreon)
"You only live once, but you're immature forever." --RL friend Xavier who said that in 2009. Take that YOLO-ers.
"Is it the end?" "Yes... of the world." --Kakashi and Obito (Naruto)
"You cheeky little dick waffle!/I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!" --Alucard (TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
"Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book!/This is the most fun I've had in minutes!/There is a reason OPPOSE rhymes with DISPOSE. If they get in your way, KILL THEM!" --Kefka (Final Fantasy VI/Dissidia)
"You couldn't find your own ass with both hands!" "And a map." --Nathan and Sully (Uncharted 2)
"I won." --Walter White (Breaking Bad)
"Tell them to leave me the fuck alone. Because next time... I'll kill everyone." --Jodie (Beyond: Two Souls)
"Alright, alright! What you do is... is you go down to the local pharmacy... ask for something called Viagra... and it'll help you GO FUCK YOURSELF!" --Jan (TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)
"And it's not out of the question that you might have a VERY minor case of serious brain damage." --Wheatley (Portal 2)
"Did you know people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois(VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM).
...I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off./Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." --GLaDOS (Portal 2)
"WE ARE SYSTEM OF A DOWN! AND WE FUCKING SUCK!" --Daron Malakian
"GUILTY! Of being in space! GO TO SPACE JAIL!" --Space Core (Portal 2)
"Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!" --Tourettes Guy
"Geez, Banana, shut your freakin' gob, okay?!" --Juno (Juno)
"You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but it doesn't matter." --Dom/Mal (Inception)
"ALRIGHT, YOU POOP NOBBLERS. NOW I DON'T WANT NO SCREWIN' AROUND, WITH YOU BATCH OF MEAT TOSSERS! THE LAST GROUP THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SHOVE A CORNCOB UP A TRAINEE'S BUNGHOLE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?! They were asked to leave politely. And it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!" --Graduation Commander (TFS Attack on Titan Abridged)
"Once again, this song is about nothing." --Daron Malakian
"Ooh. Muscles AND curves. My penis is so confused!" --House (House)
"Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be there to bring you back!" --Axel (Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days)
"There is a thing as being too stupid!" --Ghetsis (Pokemon Black/White)
"However... I disagree!" --Colress (Pokemon Black 2/White 2)
"Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owner Approach/Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon./So zetta slow!" --Sho Minamimoto (The World Ends With You)
"Hothothothothothothothothothothoooooot." --Tobuscus
"Awwww, thank you, Sora's heart!" --Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance)
"WE WON. THAT'S WHAT WE DID." --Hatchet (Dark and Light)
"Listen up, Phones. The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go." --Sanae Hanekoma (The World Ends With You)
"It's good to have friends." --Joe Carroll (The Following)
"GET OUT." --Gordon Ramsey (basically everything he appears in)
"If she were a car, she'd be a Four-Door Ford Whore! Bitch." --Tourettes Guy (The Return Of The Tourettes Guy 4)
"I'm not sure that's entirely legal..." "Call the cops." --Norman Jayden/Carter Blake (Heavy Rain)
"Hey, tattooed wonder! How come we get all the crappy missions?!" "BECAUSE I. DON'T. LIKE. YOU." --Daxter/Torn (Jak II)
"I may have a one-hundred two temperature and have been puking for the last three days, but I'll still buttfuck you in front of all your friends." --Joshua Homme
"You alright?" "NO! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" --Joel/Ellie (The Last of Us)
"Zeke, you are the man." "That's what I keep telling people." --Cole McGrath/Zeke Dunbar (Infamous 2)
"Hey, what's he doing with that pla--HOLY CRAP HE PICKED UP THAT PLANE./Plane. He threw a plane. At us." --Daxter (Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier)
"Why did you do all of this?" "For fun. And because I could. ...Not to mention the fact that I'm wondering how long my readers will continue reading this before they realize it's an April Fool's joke." --Vaikuntha/Digital Skitty (Pedestal)
"There you are, you filthy, vulgar, horrendous humans! I've finally caught up with you! I'll rip your flesh from your bones and drink your blood, I'll spit on your ashes and dance on your graves! I'll pluck out your eyes and rip open your throats myself, and I've finally caught up with you! Now you shall see what it means to trespass in my territory!" --Ike (Pedestal)
"Excellent comeback there, Jaeger-bombastic. How will you follow suit, Jeanny-boy?" "O-Oh, um... I think I was gonna loop back to something about... bread...?" "Well! That might just work, actually! But you know what might work better? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!" --Graduation Commander/Jean (TFS Attack on Titan Abridged)
"I'm here to play for you, not jerk you off." --Joshua Homme
"'Why does this petite beauty insist on dressing like a massive man?' ...Because I like to be comfortable." --Ellen Page
"The real question is: was all of this legal? Absolutely fucking not." --Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street)

also, fuck greninja kbye

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Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Armed with nothing more than haphazard knowledge about the world around her, sheer determination, a tendency for horrible whims, and no sense of shame, Ree Majors is about to embark on a very wonderful journey. And by 'wonderful', we mean thoroughly not.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 264,536 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
In Love and War by legionaireofthe10th reviews
Ash Ketchum is the new Indigo League Champion and is about to challenge for the title of Pokemon Master when the Pokemon World comes under attack. A war with Teams Rocket, Aqua, Magma and Galactic plunges Ash and his friends into a conflict that they do not wish to fight but must in order to preserve everything they hold dear. They must deal with treachery, death and love. PS CS IS
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,363 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū]
Soul of Silver by The Next Man reviews
James doesn't want to be a hero. He doesn't want to "catch 'em all". He doesn't even want to become the Champion. But the world doesn't really care. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013
Spontaneous Adventures of N by kkkitn666 reviews
Kinola: You plan to write 38,902,358 chapters for this fic? Good luck.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - N H./Natural H. G.
Pokemorph: The Tale of Kai Umbreon by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Kai is an ordinary fourteen year old boy with an Umbreon. But when the two of them are captured, the horrifying world of Project Armageddon becomes their life. Now Kai must continue his life as a Pokemorph... And take revenge if he gets the chance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,528 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Umbreon/Blacky
Catalyst by Aristomacho reviews
Times are changing. No longer are Pokemon used by trainers to battle. The trainers themselves fight by extracting SPP or "moves" from their Pokemon. Team Pneuma has taken over a quarter of the world by utilizing the SPP system. A young boy gets involved by circumstance when he meets a Pokemon that once belonged to a legendary trainer. Rated T for violence, language, and some blood.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012
The Flygon Chronicles by Hdnggrnchrg reviews
After the land of Hoenn suddently becomes populated by various creatures known as Pokemon, a 16-year old boy named Hugo Paulik hatches his own Pokemon and prepares for a grand adventure. Not known by neither man nor beast is how the ancient history of Hugo's chosen partner will affect their quest to find his way in the world. OC's gladly welcomed!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Flygon
Everything She Touched Turned To Genesect by kkkitn666 reviews
Misty desperately tries to find Ash, but gets caught up in other things
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Misty/Kasumi, Genesect - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Fourteen Days by Onionbreath002 reviews
The tactician gets absolutely sick of infighting among the army, so she takes the entire group to a secluded mountain retreat. Chaos ensues.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 243,140 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2005
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Dark and Light reviews
"I didn't really plan on traveling without Kit or running into a team of criminals, but I suppose I can't say I was expecting this journey to be 100% perfect. That's just how the world works. But then again, what do I know? I've hardly even seen the world." My own little Pokemon Version. (indefinite hiatus because i fail at life)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/3/2013
The End of Pokemon reviews
Summary? What summary? It's called "The End of Pokemon". What do you THINK is gonna happen? Rated T for T stuff (language and some minor sexual themes).
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They Are Waiting reviews
Pokémon tries to teach several things about you. Strategy, adventure, friendship, courage… What I never realized was how critical these themes could be. I lost my Soul Silver, but found it much later... only to find everything falling apart. Pokémon creepypasta, please R&R! Rated T for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete