my names natalie.

gosh, a fictionpress. natalierb.

i don't like burnt toast, yet i burn it anyway. i read alot. addicted to anything twilight, but i love robert pattinson more. i love ooc bella. superheroes are cool, but i don't like superman. batman is hot. i'm rather loud. my dad has a goldwing that scares me, but i go on the back anyway. i cook for my family sometimes, and i'm just glad i haven't given them food poisoning. yet. i got a new guitar for my birthday. tattoos are ultra cool, and i like germany. the last cd i bought was boys like girls. it was on special offer if i bought tenacious d, and tenacious d rock. i went skiing in america and broke my thumb. i bite my nails, although i usually tell people i don't. i don't think that twilght is a brilliant peice of literature, but hey, it's addictive. i only like one contry song at the moment. i have a new pair of tartan jeans. my toenails have purple nail-paint on them, but i'm gonna take that off later. i like music. i like to peel potatoes, but i don't like the smell of them. i like using semi-colons in my writing; they look pretty. i can't ride a bike. i like wet or cold weather. i like poetry. i hate nutella. i like angsty stuff. librarians scare me. i hate people that say 'i won't judge you' because everyone has an opinion. years below me are scared of me. i usually tie my hair up. if i don't straighten it, it looks like a lions mane. i love my nephew, but he seems to hate me. i love babies, but i hate the smell of poop and baby sick. the last pair of shoes i bought were chucks. i don't have a favourite animal, but i have lions on my bedroom walls. i usually wear skinny jeans and converses, and make fun of chavs. i say i listen to any music, but i can't stand rap. i like to confuse people. i like animal crackers. i sometimes hate people. i like starbucks, and would run naked across a football field for a toffee nut latte. i like to fill ringbinders with random crap, and i like to list things.

i hate oc characters with a distinct passion. twilight is twilight people. who wants to know what happens if edward fell in love with someone else and jasper killed his human love/singer?! who seriously wants to read that shit?! (no offence... actually, yeah, please take offence. either write a twilight fanfiction, using twilight characters, or put it on fictionpress.) oh, and before you shoot your top off, i know i did oc. but they werne't principle roles, were they?!

i don't like jasper/bella as a ship. it sucks and would never happen.

if you have shit grammar, you have no hope in hell of me reading it.

i am emo on mondays, wednesdays and saturdays. please, if you have question about my 'stereotype' fuck off. i am natalie on mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays, saturdays and sundays, as well as anytime in between that no one knows about. yes, i am that secret ninja that kicks your but in your dreams. deal with it.

don't talk to me if you don't like depression, and don't talk to me if you think that the rain hitting your hair before you had time to put your pretty pink umbrella up ruins your whole day. you don't even know the half of how shit life can be, so put on your make-up in the mornings, straighten your pretty blonde hair and apply ten tonnes of lip gloss, just don't impose your shit on me. i have enough to deal with. i really couldn't care any less at all.

okay, this is my pitiful attempt at trying to write down something about you that is of any interest at all, not because you're boring, but because i'm shit with words. o.O here goes... so... i probally would have quit fanfiction months ago if it were not for you. i probally would have quit writing all together, because no one had ever told me i was any good until you came along, and you boosted my confidence a billion. if it weren't for you, i wouldn't have realised that i can be a writer if i want to. you made me realise that anything is possible. i have never 'clicked' with anyone so fast, and you helped me personally as well as with my writing life. i vented to much to you, and if i hadn't i would have exploded by now. if you get to know kay, then you are very lucky, my friend. omej! thank you. i love you.

important notice to all my awesome readers.

NEED TO READ.

i wish is slowly but surely being created.

behind closed doors has given me writers block and will be upadter asap.

i'm not me may be re-written. well, it will be re-written. names will be cahnges and chapters will be re-posted, because i read over it and i think the quality of writing is poor and i could do better.

i'm also contemplating doing the same for stride. :)

thank you for understanding, and i love you all for forever.