nathan-phide bio
 Author has written 104 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Yami no Matsuei, Jurassic Park, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Hunger Games. My name is Jack. 27, FTM. I live in Colorado. This avatar is from the "Lab Rat" comic. This is strictly for entertainment and to stretch my writing muscles. Current fiction thing I am working on: A post-apocalyptic novel about road trips. Update (27 January 2021): I had a lot of happy times here, and I think about it often. I'm still writing, though not as much as I used to. You can find me on the following sites: AO3 - too_much_in_the_sun tumblr - cryingalonewithfrankenstein Listening: "The Crane Wife 3" - The Decemberists. |
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Icaria by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Iggy is captured and brought to Jeb. Faced with his mistakes, Jeb is forced to question his motives and actions of the past fourteen years. Who does he owe allegiance to? The School, his mutant son Ari, or a winged boy determined to hate him? Redemption fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,450 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Iggy, Ari B., Jeb B. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Shame in Your Defeat by jabbrjays reviews
"She was my first kiss, you know, and even though my face was bleeding all over the place and I felt like a truck had hit me, when she kissed me it felt like I was going to live forever." Post-MAX AU, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Max - Complete
Faut savoir faire l'ange by LesMisLoony reviews
Strange men keep giving Cosette advice.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
All's Fair in War and Europe by EvilPumpkin reviews
It started out as a standard US Military training exercise. One minute Max and Fang were busy fighting each other. The next minute, they were fighting for their lives. Rated T for now, but might end up M. All-human/AU fic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Max, Fang
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Periculum by Young.FOOLS reviews
"The floor's still dirty," he said, smirking as I scrubbed his floor with a teeny, tiny toothbrush. I wanted to smack him. "Of course it's dirty; I'm dirty!" I screeched at him. I was tired, sweaty and completely covered in dirt. "I hate you." AU. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Fall by Maiyri-Omega reviews
After the end of The Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Max, Gazzy/The Gasman
Crasher Wake by St. Elsewhere reviews
She just wants to go home. For Starvation's October prompt 'Mutilate.'
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Annie C. - Complete
Scarlet Meeting Scarlet by real roguee reviews
Iggy. "I have been doing too much thinking lately. About life. About existence. Specifically, my existence."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Iggy
Brain Damage by flYegurl reviews
Iggy is injured and suffers a severe brain injury. Fang is tortured by guilt. It was his fault. "I… remember when I was not like this. Max and Nudge and Angel and Gazzy said that I would be a part of the flock even if I could not make bombs or make food. But I can not do either of that any more, and they do not treat me like a part of the flock. They were lying."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8294 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Broken: A Different Ending to Book 6 by EndOfTheEarth reviews
In reality, the amount of time Max took to revive Fang in book six should have dealt him irreversible brain damage. This is the story of what would have happened.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Briser Le Soleil by the-dreary-unicorn reviews
Max has a secret she can tell no-one else. A power so dark, it could ruin everything she holds dear. When she runs away from her home, a government laboratory called Pandora, she learns she is much more valuable than she thought. AU. I'm bad at summaries.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Dancing With Cinderella by FalselyTrue reviews
Jeb reflects on the five times in Max's life where she's danced, carefree. I got tired of the Jeb-is-evil and Max-can-never-forgive-Jeb fics and wrote this. Try it, please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jeb B., Max
Birthday Surprises by Fate Rose reviews
Nathan's Christmas gift. Written in RC verse. Slash. Reilly/Kyle. It's Reilly's birthday, so what did Kyle get him? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
I Am Omega by TsharpInfinity reviews
A man born without substance into one world may have the chance to gain it in another. In a brave new world, he has the chance to become something he was never meant to be.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Omega
Gravity by AliasAurora reviews
The open sky sealed itself, looking not like a depthless sea but an impenetrable wall, falling, pressing down on me. I wanted to fly up there with a blunt object and shatter it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fumbling Toward Ecstasy by Dani Course reviews
When Brynne Larence moved into her new apartment, she moved into a whole new life as a government agent. Her first mission takes her back in time to Titanic.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,589 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Thomas A. - Complete
By Touch by wild-sunshine reviews
Iggy's lost when Fang pushes him away. Slash Iggy/Fang. Oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by o0-flyinghigh-0o reviews
Post SOF. Max is struggling to figure out how she's supposed to save the world, when a desperate plea from a fellow mutant for help to escape the 'Bad Men', whitecoats, captures her heart. Slash, language, Fax mostly early on and mostly one sided . R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Ari B.
Not by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Itex doesn't exist and neither does the Flock. Things are not as they should be. And they suffer for it. And for just a moment, she flew.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Max, Angel - Complete
For Good by Meltalviel reviews
Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Glinda U., M. Morrible
Eyes to See, Hands to Feel by GeishaGirl93 reviews
Iggy doesn't need his eyes to see. His hands are enough.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
It's a Small World by GeishaGirl93 reviews
As long as they have this single moment, they don't care how small the world is. Charden/Shiki
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Charden F., Shiki - Complete
Stars by winterkitten reviews
What if Ari lived amongst the stars after he 'expired? All he ever wanted was a little love. One-shot, happening after Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Ari B. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by o0-flyinghigh-0o reviews
Jeb/ ter Borcht. Jeb's at the end his rope, will Roland be the one who leads him back?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht
Behind The Scenes by One Eye001 reviews
This is about what Maximum Ride "really" is. Basically to explain the plot holes in Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
All I Really Want by Skye Maxwell reviews
Just because it's the holiday season doesn't mean the flock can just push pause & stop running. Even if they can't have a normal Christmas, Max is determined to make the kids happy, which leads to one huge question: What do they really want for Christmas?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,964 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
A Starry Night by Yessian reviews
In the midst of the pain after the surgery, Jeb tells Iggy more stories from the Outside world to help distract him from it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Idiot by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Max-centric oneshot. While escaping the School yet again, Max learns a painful truth about her past. One she's not prepared to hear. “If I’d known...” she says. “You know nothing, you are just a child.” He replies.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Duty and Devotion by Lyndotia reviews
Post-Final Warning. Itex was not the only one experimenting with hybrids, and now that another group has come under fire due to the flock's actions, it has been decided that Max and the others must be eliminated. But who would have a chance? Fax, IggyxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Iggy
Love Has No Place In Science by rootlessdream reviews
The creation of a birdkid, à la Jeb and Val.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., V. Martinez - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
As We Stumble Along by GothPhantom reviews
A year after Elphaba's 'death', Glinda finds it's still to much for her to handle. In desperation to escape the pain, she wipes her memory of the past year, leaving everything she ever knew of Elphaba, Fiyero, and Shiz behind. Gelphie? Musicalverse
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007
Generic by Happi Zebra reviews
One-shot. Reilly chillaxes with Total for a while.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Total - Complete
De Missing Vial by rootlessdream reviews
Oneshot. Jeb and ter Borcht find themselves alone one day. Jeb is stressed. Ter Borcht "helps" him. Jeb/ter Borcht.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - R. Ter Borcht, Jeb B. - Complete
G Spot by carino2 reviews
This is science, not emotion." Jeb is determined to finish his work in the lab, no matter how late it is. Roland has other ideas for him. ter Borcht/Jeb slash, rated M for a reason.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Untamed Soul by XxBloodStarsinBlackSkyxX reviews
More than one thousand years into the future, Itex disappeared during the apocalypse and the world is at peace, for now. One girl believes she is alone but when you live in a world of freaks, is it possible to be completly alone? full summary inside. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Valentine by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Jeb and Val got to be Max's parents somehow. This is how they got to that horrible point. Jeb/Val, Rated T, Double drabble series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - V. Martinez, Jeb B.
The Harmonica by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
This is a "slash" between ter Borcht and Fang, from the voice of the whitecoat himself. It builds from the scene where ter Borcht questions Fang if he has any other abilities. Fang responds that besides his good fashion sense, he plays a mean harmonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Fang, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Origins by Emmy-loo reviews
A family does not spring from nothingness - it is created through shared experiences, understanding, and, most importantly, love. The story behind how the flock began.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jeb B.
Starry Nights & Amber Dawns by Reona-chan reviews
Iggy is painting again, and it is almost time for his surgery. Fang watches. Slight Fang/Iggy slash! angst. songfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Spider Web by KillersXInXIce reviews
Max II knows she's the outcast of the threads. But she can't help trying to establish a stronger connection. Max II/Jeb one-sided.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Maya A./Max 2, Jeb B. - Complete
Blind by Reona-chan reviews
He couldn't see, couldn't see the look on my face, couldn't see the joy he brought me. And yet, he would smile, absentmindedly - beautifully. Fang/Iggy slash!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
If Anything Goes Wrong, Kill me by bloody-splat-on-the-floor reviews
deranged scientists? flying refrigerators? attacks everyday? no biggie. not a problem for Max. but high school romance and avian-human hotties? HUGE problem. FAX, NAX, MIGGY, NAZZY. rewriting in progress XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,797 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
A Doctor's Pining by SilverScreech reviews
Oneshot from Jeb’s prov pre-The Angel Experiment. Possibly OCC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete
Falling Through by Lunar Calling reviews
What's a girl to do when she's on the run with her four younger brothers and sisters while being chased by an Eraser? Also add in the fact that said girl has a crush on said Eraser… Fax Tell me if you think it has potential! NO OC'S! On extended hiatus
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Max, Fang
New World by carino2 reviews
AU-Ms. Janssen is the leader of the New World, and things have changed so much since the old days. Omega talks about what life was and what it means. Rated T because it's probably going to have bad language/slightly naughty things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Ten Things you didn't know about the Bad Guys by Maiyri-Omega reviews
The title kind of does say it all. Ficlet which has ten things you didn't know about Jeb, Ari, Marian Janssen, Omega and Mara. Will do other characters on request. Even Box Boy, although that would mean admitting MR4 existed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Omega, Jeb B. - Complete
Familiarity by carino2 reviews
Is it only opposites that attract? A short story in two parts. Contains SLASH and a weird ship, and rated accordingly.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Soldier Boy with Silver Eyes by Starlight Disaster reviews
-oneshot- -Nomega- And this is the world ends, a single shot and a spray of blood. We are left with the aftermath.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Fifteen Years Gone by tanyart reviews
Saving the world is more of an obligation than a passion. Duty; not pleasure. Destiny; not choice. Maximum Ride unexpectedly finds herself fifteen years into the future during her Antarctica escapade. She has doubts. The future never included her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
A Silent Voice by ChocolateMilk2 reviews
I bet you think its all going to end happily ever after. There will be no more hybrids, and if there will be, they'll all be content and secretive. You're wrong. Hybrids crowd the world like Hitler's perfect race. But me? I'm not what they call normal...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews
I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Telling You Already by JDCorley reviews
A sequel to "The Long Version" - an FBI agent, the Maximum Ride kids, and the Institute. What would happen if Patterson's worlds collided? Warning: A lot of cursing in this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008
Not He Who Tells by Stevens reviews
[a bit of all things KingBachman] The author comes face to face with the reality of his creations when he finally learns the lurking secret of the question every writer dreads: Where do the Stories come from?
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
If He Got Laid by Supergirrl reviews
Jeb and Anne discuss the moodiness of their son.... Done on RStarcat's prompt.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Jeb B., Ari B. - Complete
Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
The Long Version by JDCorley reviews
Grownups make the world worse. Or do they? An FBI agent tells his story. And a FDNY firefighter tells hers. Story complete! Reviews appreciated. Note: A LOT of cussing in this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
The Other Scarlet letters by dangerousdame reviews
We had to read the Scarlet Letter in school. I hated it, so I wrote it as if it had been written by different authors.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
The Interview by AmZ reviews
March, 1814: a soldier of the decimated Grande Armee becomes a detective with the newly instituted Security Brigade of Paris. Part of the You Know Nothing of Javert series.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Javert - Complete
Recovery by Jedi Trace reviews
ROTS speculation. A MedStar trauma team takes part in events that will change the fate of the galaxy forever. No known spoilers.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Second Incarnation can also be the Eighth by AmZ reviews
This was a spontaneous parturition and will probably have no prequels or sequels. You can blame it squarely on DragonLadyChauvelin. Rated as it is because Valjean is a bit of a horny old goat.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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false lights reviews
Timestream shenanigans, and how Jeb Batchelder began to atone for his crimes. Contains a lot of suicidal talk. And too much punctuation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
A Favor reviews
Save the world, try not to die, avoid the long arms of an international corporation. All in a day's work for Roland ter Borcht. Pre-TAE. Slash. Jeb/ter Borcht.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht] Maya A./Max 2
Wanderers
After the events of The Final Warning, Jeb slips away to visit his son's grave in search of closure. He finds it. Contains slash.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht] Ari B. - Complete
what can change the nature of a man? reviews
There are some secrets in Jeb's past, some untold stories - some of them mundane, some not. Learning how to be a father, and a widower, for instance. Written around 1 Nov 2009.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Jeb B. - Complete
Reality Check reviews
** START WITH CHAPTER 82 ** One-night stands are supposed to be a one-night thing. They're not supposed to show up fifteen years later, claiming they're pregnant with your child. And you're not supposed to fall in love with them. Jeb/ter Borcht, Reilly/OC, Jeb/Reilly UST. ** START WITH CHAPTER 82 **
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 82 - Words: 129,432 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
a circuit of consciousness reviews
An alchemist called Jeb Batchelder created six homunculi. They are and are not his children. Snippets from an AU of the first three books, where alchemy actually works, and was never replaced by chemistry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
when you are engulfed in flames
Post-Nevermore. Max makes a choice between abandoning her right-hand-man and joining the rest of her family in the vault. Sappy Fax. 2 of 3 in a series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
the ballad of the walking ghost reviews
The twenty minutes preceding your imminent death are an excellent time to apologize. The end of Nevermore as per Jeb and some slight AU and a lot of apologies to Max. 1 of 3 in a series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Jeb B. - Complete
Nicola Aloisi, Gumshoe reviews
My name is Fang, and I think something is very wrong here in Undisclosed. I have reason to suspect that one of my classmates, Max, is being abused at home. It's starting to seem like there's a conspiracy surrounding my dad, her dad, and actually, a bunch of people here. And it's up to me to find out what's going on... (AU, eventual Fax)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Fang, Max
Her Own Children's Blood reviews
A young socialite is missing under suspicious circumstances; her father hires amateur detective Levi Holland to find her. What he uncovers instead is a nation-wide conspiracy that points to corruption in the highest levels of government, whose members will stop at nothing to ensure their secret is kept... Historical AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012
a troubled heaven reviews
This guy goes to work in a dirty greasy grimy Capitol. This guy hears about an opportunity that will haunt him, to play in a rich man's Games. This guy will not escape his past. A short historical AU piece for the monthly Caesar's Palace oneshot challenge, for which I am thoroughly sorry.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
a small kindness reviews
No matter who they belong to, dogs have a way of understanding each other. Dylan finds a little solace and a crumb of humanity in an unexpected place, which is to say, anywhere near him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Dylan - Complete
things that burn
The School is not a great place to work. The health benefits are pretty good, but being treated alongside something with thirty-six teeth in its grinning mouth is not exactly a calming experience. What is it like to work there? Strong language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jeb B. - Complete
resection reviews
What did you want to be, before you were reaped? Did you think you had a future?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
I Woke Up Dead reviews
Jeb woke up dead, thirty years after his sister shot him. To stay alive in the strange world of the future, he'll have to cross a continent and find the only people who can help him. And maybe reconcile with his daughter. If he can find her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Jeb B.
snowberry reviews
Under the green pine, lay me down to sleep. Why the Capitol does not use snow arenas. Happy birthday, VividlyVisceral.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
One Bad Night reviews
Angel/Jeb. Don't fall asleep when there's a psychic in town - or you might become a tool for her to change the future. Future-fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Angel, Jeb B. - Complete
disorder reviews
Reilly is sick, and his inattention costs him dearly. Missing scene from TAE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Angel - Complete
tribute reviews
They sent a gladiator to the Games twice over. And the sea sent back his memory. Finnick and Annie through the lens of her heart.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
ROLL CALL reviews
Whatever this is, I didn't sign on for it. ::INVESTIGATE. A series of short pieces about life at the School. Third chapter: Why would you name someone that? You should be ashamed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ratchet, Anne W.
Foxes in Footholds reviews
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
barbed wire fences reviews
Capitol girls like to watch the games. And Capitol girls like to think about the circenses they enjoy so much and the panem they are given. But Capitol girls don't know what to do.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
escapee reviews
She's being held captive away from the world she longs to see. They're cruel to her here. There's no way out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
trigger reviews
Short vignette, set in the MR universe, concerning subject testing and how they deal with it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Sins of the Father reviews
Trust no one. Especially not mad scientists with animal companions. But Max is stuck between a rock and a hard place: it's the man with the cat, or a painful death. And the man with the cat says he'll bring Fang back... T for lolfax, derp.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Simon's First Beer reviews
Valentine is a bro and arm-wrestles bears. Also, if you break into the wrong door you might wander into entirely the wrong sort of bar. The kind where you can arm-wrestle a bear. For the Towers of Alicante.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Simon L., Valentine M. - Complete
Why I Hate Maximum Ride reviews
And You Should Too . Celebrities suck our attention away, even at the end of the world. Short derp oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Fight the Future reviews
The experiment went horribly right. Itex had created a team of perfect killers. Had raised them to adulthood. Had avoided the mistakes they might have made, in some other world. AU crack oneshot. No pairings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jeb B., Max - Complete
memory reviews
Angel is very special. But even her foster father can't keep her safe forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Angel, Jeb B. - Complete
The Hazards of Love reviews
Fax and Max/? Post-FANG. Max is growing up and moving on - but someone from her past reappears in her life, and everything changes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max
Doktor Visits Glorious Motherland reviews
Sequel to St. Fang's 'Africa Goes Awry'. Jeb and ter Borcht gay it up in Moscow while attempting to make a business deal. I swear it's at least a little funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Mister Moonshine reviews
All he has is time. Jeb after FANG, with a cigarette and the world before him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Jeb B. - Complete
Where I Would Go reviews
A decade ago, Max left her flock and her old life behind. Until now, she's never told anyone why -- but there is salvation in confession, and hindsight clarifies our motives. Twoshot, second part forthcoming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Max
All I'll Ask reviews
Max is gone -- all Fang wants is to have her back. For the future they could have, and the present he wants to have. Poem.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Aquarius reviews
The CSM asks Jeb to investigate a renegade lab run by former Itex scientist Roland ter Borcht -- now, if only Jeb can escape it...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht
Unusual Love Story reviews
Jeb/Iggy. He knew it was wrong. And yet... An assortment of drabbles, poetry, and assorted ephemera.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jeb B., Iggy
Crossing The Ocean reviews
To get to Itex Germany, there's a heck of a flight over the Atlantic. Ari doesn't like flying, and his death is coming up fast. Why speed it up by cramming himself into a pressurized tin can?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
What Isn't There reviews
I'm not sure how much longer we can stay together, Jeb. The problem is -- how can I tell you that? I couldn't bear to break your heart. Not like that. Jeb/Valencia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jeb B., V. Martinez - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year reviews
Jeb remembers a lot of Christmases. This one is the awesomest. Jeb/Roland. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Tanker Incident reviews
NaNo 09. When a lovely woman with a peculiar problem steps through his door, private eye Jeb Batchelder finds himself drawn into a tangled web of international intrigue, illegal experimentation, and bizarrely attractive ties. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht
Spirit of the Season reviews
Despite what you might think, even the School has holidays. Starting with Thanksgiving, let's see how they celebrate. Jeb/Roland, Reilly/OC. RC-verse. Now with Christmas, too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht
Kodachrome reviews
After Val's kidnapping, Jeb has a lot to think about. The world's not a very sane place anymore, is it, Valentine?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jeb B., V. Martinez
No Rest For The Wicked reviews
Fic for the forgotten women of MR. First chapter: Brigid thinks about the birdkids.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Brigid D.
Static reviews
Time keeps moving even when you're standing still. And why does Roland look so good in a skirt? New Year's Eve 2006, what a night.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Black Heart reviews
If anything, one of those stories about the value of family. Failed contest entry narrated by Max and ter Borcht. Contains slight Jeb/Roland and RC-verse, but also mild Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Max, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Stargazing reviews
RC-verse oneshot. Reilly watches the stars and wonders if maybe he made a wrong decision somewhere along the way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - R. Ter Borcht, Jeb B. - Complete
Found slash Lost reviews
Jeb loved three people. He lost two of them. It's only fair that the third found him. Jeb/Roland. RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Two Reasons reviews
When Jeb can't sort something out, he makes lists... Flashfic written for MX. Jeb/Roland.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
A Matter Of Spelling reviews
No one can ever spell "ter Borcht". This won't be an issue for Elsa. Cracky RC-verse oneshot, written for MX. Jeb/Roland, toothrottingly fluffy and a bit wandery.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Broken reviews
Jeb is gone again. Reilly tries to save him. The best apology I could give. For Caryn.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Jeb B. - Complete
Seven Minutes reviews
Jeb and Reilly discover a mysterious mechanism in a closet at the School. Then they get locked in the closet... Jeb/Reilly. Oh dear.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jeb B. - Complete
Prognosis reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lemonade reviews
Ella/Nudge drabble; over lemonade, the girls discover how they feel about each other. Republished from MX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ella, Nudge - Complete
Spoken reviews
I saw you die. Why couldn't I save you? -- Reilly, after seeing Jeb die, writes letters to him, in an attempt to understand. AU. Jeb/ter Borcht implied, Reilly/Jeb onesided.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jeb B. - Complete
Bad Luck
They say bad luck comes in threes. And oh, how right they were. Jeb/ter Borcht plus Reilly. Three poems.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Signifying Nothing
Reilly finally snaps. Jeb feels a bit guilty. Stream-of-consciousness. Jeb/ter Borcht plus Reilly.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Three Indecent Moments in Time
Three poems exploring Muraki's thoughts/feelings at three different points in the manga.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 108 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - K. Muraki - Complete
The Things You Bury reviews
Ari's expiration date has come and gone. How can I bear to say goodbye to him again, when I've already said it before?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jeb B., Ari B. - Complete
Unexpected Results reviews
Fax. Max gets pregnant. Jeb finds out. A rather vicious satire of the typical Fang/Max pregnancy story. Hints of Jeb/Reilly, but nothing serious.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Frivolous Things reviews
FF7/MR crossover. When Hojo comes to work at the School, dragging the Remnants along with him... what would you expect besides all Hell breaking loose? Vaguely RC-verse, therefore possible Jeb/ter Borcht.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht
Third Wheel reviews
It kind of sucks to be left out. Reilly angstfic, Jeb/ter Borcht implied.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jeb B. - Complete
Stupid Teenage Love Poem reviews
Max/Fang. Max resolves to take the dominant role for once -- no more running away. Free verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wind On Wings reviews
My very, very first MR fic, written so early that it was, in fact, WTWB tributefic -- but who really cares, honestly? Centers around a female OC, with flagrant disregard for the laws of physics and internal consistency.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Voldemort's Daughter reviews
Written in March 2005, a truly dreadful, shockingly cliche fic about... Voldemort's daughter! Don't read it. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Echo Flux reviews
Two hundred years from now, the world has changed greatly. When Liam Hamilton discovers a book that will change all history, it becomes clear that the time for a revolution has arrived at last. AU, slash, dubcon, violence, pretentiousness. High T for sex. If you're reading this, I am so sorry for this entire story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 84,512 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
mechanismo: iri hi katamuku reviews
MR/Blade Runner crossover. The flock wander around 2019 LA. Max gets a little drunk and encounters Pris. The ending may or may not be a copout. Schrodinger is my coauthor. Won "The Big City" writing contest.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max - Complete
Like Day and Night reviews
Jeb/ter Borcht twoshot. After everything goes wrong, and before things got their start. Warnings for TEH GHEY, off-screen suicide, and kissing while drunk. Oh, and Linkin Park lyrics.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Jeb B., R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Guilt reviews
Max / Ella poem. Ella doesn't know where to go next.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Max, Ella - Complete
Theme Title reviews
Objective one: escape the Institute. Objective two: avenge my dad. Objective three: get sidetracked by McDonald's... wait a minute. Contains swearing, fast food, and binary code. Companion to After Dark.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Gozen
Autumn, Alone reviews
Iggy/Ella oneshot. Ella thinks about their relationship. It smells like fall. Contains important comma, far too many uses of I.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
After Dark reviews
When the Director and Uber-Director team up to execute the By-Half Plan, it falls to, of all people, Jeb to save the world. Unfortunately, he's going to need a little assistance, and with the help of four other Itex rejects, he's off! Now with alt ending.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete
Retirement reviews
Post-volume 8 AU fic. What happened to Muraki after Kyoto? Probably not this.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - K. Muraki - Complete
Paper Fan Butterflies reviews
Just like anyone else, Jonathan Crane had to attend high school. This is his best friend's story. Nolanverse, OC, and gratuitous fluff.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - J. Crane
Rehabilitation reviews
So what, exactly, happens when an empath loses her mind? OC, some wangst, mildly pretentious. First chapter written for Rowena DeVandal's August 2008 challenge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
Escape From Euclidean Prison reviews
Based on a moment in "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth". A meditation on one moment in time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
To Speak Well of the Dead reviews
In loving memory of Nathan Prescott, 22 March 1964 to 28 July 2008, our friend; in memory as well of Jeb Batchelder, 29 December 1971 to 28 July 2008, devoted friend and loving father.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete
Abruptly reviews
It's been years. The Flock have split up. Everyone works alone. And then Max drops a girl off a bridge... Max/OC. For Rowena DeVandal's July 2008 contest. Warn for profanity, gay, and AU. Fourshot, now complete; sequel forthcoming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Max - Complete
Low Point reviews
Jeb/Valencia fluff oneshot. Jeb is sick. Val wants to make him better. Fluff and angst ensues.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jeb B., V. Martinez - Complete
The As Is reviews
Fax, in the form of a fluffy oneshot. Post-bk.4: the flock has settled down, and Max has no idea what to do now. Fang thinks about her while she gets some much-needed rest. About two mild swear words, no sexual content, and no action scenes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Out of Darkness reviews
Eighteen-year-old Julie lives in an intricate delusion. Jacob Batchelder, her therapist, is determined to bring her back to the everyday world. Follow the story the New York Times calls "incredible", a psychiatric case study unmatched by any other.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008
When You Were Mine reviews
Muraki loses his ability to see shinigami. Then his boyfriend dies. In verse, nonetheless.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - K. Muraki - Complete
Whoops and Faint Part Two: Electric Boogaloo reviews
Parody!fic about the concept of alt-Flock fic. Two teenage girls and a small child escape. They're joined by a teenage boy. Then they get caught and interviewed by The Man. Some shoujo-ai, naughty words. Oneshot; complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
The Art of Treachery reviews
Fang/Max, Fang/Omega. As part of an elaborate plot by Itex, Omega and Fang escape a School-like facility together. Fang falls in love. Hilarity and fluff ensues. Post-bk. 3. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Fang, Omega] - Complete
Peru reviews
So what happens if Dennis Nedry rejects Lewis Dodgson's offer? Mutant child of bookverse and movieverse, written for the Fireplace Butterfly Effect contest.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Despair slash Belief reviews
Omega / Director, a oneshot in two parts. He wonders when it will end; she believes he has the potential for love. Somewhat crack.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Omega - Complete
Job
Muraki/OC sort-of-fluff. Honestly? I swore I'd write a oneshot about the OC for his birthday, so I did. This is it. Involves showers, towels, and smokestacks. In a non-filthy way. I think.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Having Returned reviews
Written in Oct. 2005 as a class assignment to alter the ending of "The Monkey's Paw", which I did... with a zombie army. Some gore, ridiculously pulp writing style, no curse words, some loose ends never tied up, hilarity ensued. Ensues? Ensued? Whatever.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Haunting Yesterdays reviews
She is not as young as she used to be, but she remembers when everything changed. OC, same AU as "After the End", but set two hundred years earlier. Iggy makes an appearance and Omega is a main character. Jeb also has a minor part.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Repetition reviews
Muraki/OC AU. Written for Fireplace writing contest. Actual summary content inside.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Letters reviews
Someone's been writing Hisoka letters. Look, don't look at me like that. It's a New Year's thing, I s'pose. Very short chapters, written to Hisoka in the form of letters.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hisoka K. - Complete
Senioritis reviews
Four men in a coffeeshop. They write a novel. It's rather boring. Ostensibly a SpiderMan crossover. Written for National Novel Writing Month, so it's absolutely not the best I've ever written.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007
After the End reviews
The Revolution has begun, and things have gone terribly wrong. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Dreams
A fragment relating to a novel I'm writing, which will appear midDecember. Found it in my Documents folder. Ask me what it's about... honestly, I don't know. Something rather Lovecraftian, anyway. K because I suck at horror.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Published: 11/1/2007 - K. Muraki - Complete
Of Butterflies and Men reviews
It was all a dream, but Max won't believe it. That is, AU. Shirley bindun, but hey. Jeb's POV on Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride : Epic! reviews
A crossover... and a look at the lighter side of science. In other words, lunacy with a funny hat on. T for swearing, possible intimacy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007
Interview
A character is interviewed, concerning his experiences with Jeb. Essentially, a dual experiment in both dialogue and characterization. Some mildish swearing, otherwise clean.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Fandom!
The Ultimate Crossover of Ultimate Injokes MR, Tombstone, Yami no Matsuei, more to come. I forgot the bit where I tell you the plot characters show up in my OCs' house. That's about it, really.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Published: 10/1/2007
How Muraki Lost His Eye
Look back up at the title. Exactly what it says it is, except with a few odd little metaphors and turns of phrase. And of course, it didn't really happen like this.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 8/26/2007 - K. Muraki - Complete
The Downtown City reviews
Muraki walks down the streets at night. What he's doing I don't know. Listen:
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - K. Muraki - Complete
Transcendent Light reviews
A crossover with an original story I wrote. The main character is dead before we start. First few chapters are angst, and very short. Other than that...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
Phone Call reviews
An experiment. No pairings. I'm not even entirely sure which characters are involved.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
AF317436 – The Phoenix Experiment reviews
Will be AU after book 3. They say that the scientists at the Institute and School have even mastered the elements themselves. Is it true? No one knows...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Jacob and the Angel reviews
Starbright and the Dream Eater fanfiction. Yeah, you've probably never heard of it. I don't care. Read it anyway.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Before The Fire reviews
Not dead, but the next chapter of, er, my other story is refusing to be written, so I wrote this. Must at least skim other story to understand.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete