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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1718497, Profile Updated: 07-20-13
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Due South, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Greek Mythology, and Star Trek: 2009.

OKay, so...HI!

My hubby and I finally moved back to our house in South Carolina. I never thought that I would miss this place as much as I did, but I still HATE Palm Trees. I'm a New England girl, always will be no matter where I live at the moment. I love the ocean and the mountains and I miss it so much it hurts. You will notice that a lot of my stories take place in New England. I am also a fan of all of their sports tems, I turly hope that no one stops reading my stories becasue of it.

I'm 29, married with a wonderful dog and I am a classically trained Pastry Chef, I'm just currently working in a Pharmacy. It pays the bills...

I LOVE to read, everything. I've been reading since I was 4 and I have never stopped. If there's a book that you like lemme know, I'm always looking for something new to read. Though, my husband asks that no one suggests another series (our bank account can't take it.)

I used to be a big T.V. watcher, but now I'm down to a few select shows. Sherlock, Due South (find it, love it), Doctor Who, Torchwood and other weird ones that you probably haven't heard of.

Movies are my vice, I have so many that I LOVE that it would take up a few pages just to list them. If you are ever looking for a good movie, write to me and I'll rattle off a few that can not be missed.

I have decided that I LOVE reviews. If you read my story, please review, even if it's just "good job" or "I have no idea why I wasted my time reading this crap" Please review!!

Thanks for reading my stuff, I really love feedback, and feel free to PM me if you review one of my stories and I don't reply. I try to be really good about that and I love to hear all of your feed back. Feedback makes me write more. I hope you enjoy everything here. Lemme Know!!

I wonder what genius thought of this??

Okay ladies, don't hate me for this. But we all know what it is like to be
Home and nothing chocolate to eat!!

So here is a quick recipe for a cake in a mug!!

One day, when you're eating this cake to your hearts content, you'll be
Thanking me for this recipe!! ;)
Susie

DANGEROUS CHOCOLATE CAKE-IN-A-MUG

1 coffee mug

4 Tbsp. Cake flour (plain, not self-rising)

4 Tbsp. Sugar

2 Tbsp. Cocoa

1 egg

3 Tbsp. Milk

3 Tbsp. Oil

Small splash of vanilla

3 Tbsp. Chocolate chips, optional

Add dry ingredients to mug, mix well with a fork.

Add egg, mix thoroughly.

Pour in milk and oil and vanilla, mix well.

Add chips, if using.

Put mug in microwave, and cook for three minutes on 1000 watts.

Cake will rise over top of mug--do not be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little; tip onto a plate if desired.

Eat!

(This can serve two if you want to feel slightly more virtuous.)

And WHY is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?

Because now we are all only five minutes away from chocolate cake any time
Of the day or night!!

As of 7/20/2013, I am moving over to Archive of our Own under the same screen name. I will attempt to continue to update Saving Sherlock here, edited to keep within the page's guidelines of course.

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The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction reviews
When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? Eventual John/Sherlock. Case fic. (Warning: reviews may contain spoilers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,703 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Johnlock A Study Into The Heart by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
Basically, through the powers of fanfiction, tumblr, and deviantart, I have been turned into a Johnlock shipper. This is a story of how Sherlock and John discover their feelings for each other. Cutesy and fluffy moments will ensue. Rated M because as the story continues, their relationship will escalate, e.g. there will be scenes of a sexual nature - you have been warned! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,992 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shift by TalksToSelf reviews
A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,813 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gradual Twists by CrimsonWild reviews
John Watson had always known that Sherlock Holmes was anything but predictable; a quality that John had become used to since meeting the taller boy on their first day at St Barts. But nothing was going to prepare him for the twist that their relationship was about to take. Teenlock Pre-slash to slash John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Addictive Personality by sarahw1984 reviews
Sherlock is shaken by something he finds on the internet. John must teach him that it's not all bad. One-shot. Slash. Rated M for good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
lick the sweat off your intellect by myswordfishmind reviews
If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Middle Ground Triptych by TSylvestrisA reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Narcissus by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Game by Lizzy0305 reviews
This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Lends A Helping Hand by izzabella11 reviews
John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Foreign Magic by La Morraine reviews
Harry's sixth year is anything but calm: another fraud as DADA teacher, Umbridge on the loose, Voldemort wants revenge, new friends and allies come forth. The Malfoys behave strangely and Wiccans prowl Hogwarts ... SLASH HP/LM/DM, SB/RL, Veela!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 322,089 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Control Issues by Renai-chan reviews
When Sirius and Remus accidentally stumble into the parlor, Draco decides to use the opportunity to his full advantage and full pleasure. SMUT, SLASH AND ALL THAT! You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spoken by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione finds her professor's voice elemental in an important situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Without Fear by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: “You have to know the past to understand the present” – Carl Sagan. Sirius finds a bundle of letters that make him revisit his past – his hopes, his fears, his regrets. Written for the BigBangBlackout. Feedback would be greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Moonlit Escapades by MaskedNightmare reviews
Remus and Moony a slowly becoming two different people trapped in the same body, however both have found a True Mate in Harry, but how will the young man respond to this possesive force in his life? And where does Sirius fit into this strange relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Mask by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry doesnt know who the passionate boy he met at the ball was because his face was hidden behind a mask. Will his lover ever reveal himself? Hp/? WARNING SLASH. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heavy Breathing by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry Potter and Sirius, one night Harry's passions go to far...How will sirius react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Crepererum by Dinkel reviews
There's a balance, between Good and Evil, Light and Dark, Power and Weakness, and Mother Nature makes sure to keep that balance, even if she's cursed repeatedly for doing so... HP/SB, slash, ignores HBP and DH, AU - read the warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 179,613 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by fidelius thistle reviews
Harry and Severus get together after a game of truth or dare... and they aren't the only ones. WARNING... toe kissing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love the Dark by Tiro reviews
Over one summer, many things can happen. Especially to one Harry Potter. Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jump by remuslives23 reviews
Sometimes you just have to jump and trust that someone will catch you. Written for hp porninthesun gift exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Series of Escalating Dares by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny, under the influence of a mysterious blue bottle, make a few decisions that end up changing their lives forever. Harry and Ginny never got together in HBP, although everything else is canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Seasons of Change by WordNerds2008 reviews
Authors I'm Just Drawn That Way & Felena1971 are back, as the team WordNerds2008. Draco already owes Harry his life, and he resents being indebted. Then Harry testifies on his behalf at the Ministry, which just makes matters worse. HP/DM, slash, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,803 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Apostasy by MissJinny reviews
Chapter 30 up. Eventual slash, RLSSSB. The dark disease that is half of Remus Lupin has flared up against him. With his inner wolf tearing him apart, quite literally, he needs the help of Sirius and Snape, to work together, and to work with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,816 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Mondays by Ariande reviews
Add three GriffyndorSlytherian couples, a few drinks and a strange bet and you get amusing Muggle adventures. Set post war, post Hogwarts . Fluff. SLASH. HPDM RMSS PPHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Harmless Game by sierra desiree reviews
ONE-SHOT A little Butterbeer and a silly game of spin the bottle. Nothing special about that, right? RS SLASHlemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Demi-Gods of the Enterprise reviews
Khan's blood saved Jim, but it also awakened some latent Godliness. It's up to CupidBones and his family to help him learn about his new self. Will be Bones/Jim eventually.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Eros, J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty
Gille Dubh reviews
Harry has graduated but doesn't know what to do with his life, luckily (not so much) fate has more in store for him. Eventual creature fic with slash. Will be M/M/M/M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Sherlock reviews
AU/Alternate timeline with Mycroft personally helping Sherlock kick his addiction, by the two of them living together. Will eventually be mild Mystrade andnot so mild Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
sherlock ipod drabble reviews
Time jumping but interconnected Sherlock iPod Drabble. Blink and you'll miss it Mystrade and Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Tendo, Preteritus, Posterus reviews
Harry and Hermione want a stress-free seventh year, and they find a way to go back in time to have it. SLASH, AU, SBHP/RLHG/LEJP. Cliches and insanity abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,975 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Story of How We Came To Be, by Hermione reviews
Harry, Hermione and Draco didn't grow up quite the way that was written.Harry and Hermione are married. Enter one week of close living quarters with newly-divorced friend Draco and things will heat up. H/H/D. slash, three-somes,nc17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,652 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mating Habits and Revenge reviews
HP/DM, SS/RL, SF/PP, TN/HG, GW/BZ. Hogwarts has a talent show; Draco Malfoy is more and yet less perceptive than we think. Crack/Song fic. Non-canon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Harry Helped Hermione Get Her Groove Back reviews
Harry discovers that one of Hermione's old crushes feels the same way, and decides to coach her through their first date. Afterall, Hermione's been celibate so long, she's regrown her hymen. SS/HG and a little HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
iPod Drabbles reviews
Apparently, my iPod wanted me to do this challenge.... 10 songs, ten really bad H/D drabbles. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Songs reviews
Three different men. Three different songs. One similar thought. SS/RL/SB, M for a reason. WARNING: May cause cavities!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inhibition Potion Incident reviews
Inspired by a scene in the fic "Muggle Mondays". M for a reason kids. SS/HP/DM/RL. Don't like, don't read. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Joys of Watching Quidditch reviews
Remus goes to...watch quidditch practice one afternoon, and Sirius gets more than he bargained for. M for a reason! SB/RL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In all Sirryousness reviews
Harry had been blatantly flirting for weeks...and now Sirius was going to do something about it. For all the ladies who have been waiting for some Sirry action from me. SB/HP, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
God, How I Want Her reviews
Submission for ninapolitan's "cocktease" contest. Edward and Bella head to an after-work party with intesting results. M for language and almost lemon. BAD BAD language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Days in the Life of Ben and RayK reviews
A series of mostly unconnected one-shots in the relationship of BF/RK. M/M, sex, language, homoeroticism. You've been warned.
Due South - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Ray K., Benton F.
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Random act of Supidity reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: All Hail Emmett the Great reviews
The awesome and talented mskathy and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! What happens when Emmett upsets Rose during Christmas? EmxR, All-vamp, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
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