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Joined 05-15-04, id: 589822

Okhtoboooooot! Okhtoboot say meep! Meep meep!

Er... that's our mascot. Ignore him. Other than the okhtoboot, it seems a few introductions are in order...

Kunoichi: The twisted and accidental muse who unintentionally started this whole business. Also a master of rants and sarcasm, and a fan of shounen-ai. Enjoys Jak II, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Kingdom Hearts, and various Final Fantasies. Reads, writes, bitches, betas, sketches, glomps, and dies.
Alter ego: Eva Kasumi (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/162348/).
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Neko: The hyper, spastastic, demented alter-child of...something, and Kunoichi's dedicated wife. Enjoys Kunoichi, zombies, and fears the Cheif. Has a retarded dog. Wants an Okhtoboot of her very own. Has experienced sleep paralasys and developed super powers in a violent, internal, biological reaction to it.
Alter ego: Flail (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1017407/)
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What do we do? Funny you should ask. We write slash. But not just any slash. Oh, no. We write those crazy crossover AU fics that no one wants to touch but everyone has thought of at one time or another. We do that, and - we like to think - we do it well. We certainly do it with seriousness: this is not a bunch of crap thrown together for shits and giggles (though we've certainly gotten our fair share of giggles from it). We've put overtwo year's worth of work just into the planning process of our baby, whom we soon hope to reveal to the masses...

Working title: Street Lamps and Broken Hearts
Brief Summary:
Never thought Final Fantasy VII, IX, and Legend of Zelda could be merged, did you? What about in New York City? Oh, if you think that's cliche, then you have no idea what you're in for. This is going to be some majorly slashy humor, but I'll be damned if it isn't good.