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Joined 06-16-11, id: 2996357, Profile Updated: 02-10-14
Author has written 3 stories for Vocaloid, and Watchmen.

Había una descripción larga aquí, pero tan sólo dos años después de haberla escrito, su sola lectura me produce hemorragias internas. Por tal motivo, me he visto obligada a hacerla desaparecer. Mis disculpas. Algun día prometo reescribirla y hacerla sonar un poco más decente.

Nota: estas historias son viejas, y por tanto, tienen errores de puntuación y demás naranjas. Algún día lo sulcionaré.

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Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,945 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
A Collection of Truths by Miss Mysty reviews
Short stories in which the Junjou characters discover things, from the trivial to the monumental. 236: It took Hiroki eight years to realize that sometimes a massage is just a massage.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 236 - Words: 93,086 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011
The Spatula Test: Another Misplaced Citrus by Cerberus Revised reviews
Re-posting after its previous move to YFF. So, fangirls and boys... People wanted to know what happened with Hiroki, Nowaki, and the maid's uniform after chapter twenty-one in "The Spatula Test." Here's the missing epilogue. Rated "M."
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
The Spatula Test: The Lost Lemon by Cerberus Revised reviews
Re-posting in its entirety. Addendum to "The Spatula Test: This is for all those fangirls and boys who wanted to see what happened behind that closed door at Pandasan. Egoist, featuring cameos by Akihiko, the Pandasan Staff, and Yukina from Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi. Rated "M."
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
La reacción química by Princesa Gryffindor reviews
Un cliché afirma que los que se pelean se aman. Draco y Hermione no logran darse cuenta de ello. Pero la ayuda viene en camino, de la mano de una pequeña Malfoy. Logrará ella hacer que los opuestos se atraigan y produzcan una reacción química?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,401 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Endless Summer by Yet Another Yaoi Fan Girl reviews
One hook-up in the school bathroom and one rumor that lead him on a search. A vicious cycle that captures them both by forcing them together and pulling them apart. It will be a summer they will never forget. GaryXPetey! Uke resistance! Lots of Lemons! COMPLETED!
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,479 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Punishment by Pheles-chan reviews
Amaimon really shouldn't have hit his Aniue in the face... what happens to him after Mephisto's familiar swallowed him just couldn't be good...
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Amaimon, Mephisto P. - Complete
Bully 2: Death and Rebirth by La'Fae Villiers reviews
Lots of Petey, Gary, and Jimmy. New characters, new antics, new ballgame. Redemption of the original plot, but not without a twist. The story beyond the game; past and future. M for language and sexual content. Sure to be a thrill ride. Tune in.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Gary S., Peter K.
Moments of Their Life by BlackAmulet reviews
A Series of Junjou Egoist Ficlets. Some chapters rated M. Currently under construction: Parts 8 and 9 of Hiroki's B'day have been removed. I will update with edited versions of these parts later. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K.
Two Breaths Walking by Rietto reviews
The twins changed because of Izaya, but he changed because of them too. Depicting their lives during Raijin days, until finally they can't admit their sibling love anymore.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Mairu O., Kururi O.
Kamijou Dates a woman by Hypercritical-Q reviews
Updated! After overhearing the Dean telling Miyagi to draft a letter of resignation, investigation ensues- but all is not what one might think. Ego, Tero, etc.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,303 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hiroki K., Y. Miyagi
Meatloaf Mondays by CircusRunaway reviews
ONESHOT! Observe: Shizuo and Izaya in their natural habitat, verbally attacking one another from the point of view of our favorite underground physician. Extra short, but written for my extra sweet and patient readers. Implied Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Stage Fright by Uakari reviews
Sion lacks proper appreciation for the finer points of playing dress-up.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Curiosity Killed his Innocence by D Gelyn reviews
In which Erika explains yaoi, places a bet, and gets a nosebleed. Izaya and Shizuo have…fun and are spied upon while doing so. Mikado is thoroughly embarrassed, Masaomi gets ideas, and Walker laughs his ass off.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Peekaboo by Underneath You reviews
A bundle of Terrorist/Egoist/Romantica drabbles. Varies in genres and ratings. Educate yourself with an interesting fact hooked on the end of every drabble.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011
Candy by Foxxi-chan reviews
Mephisto's sampled nearly every kind of sweet there is to try. Now he feels like he needs something new, but what?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Mephisto P., Shiro F. - Complete
Bad Hamster by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
Mephisto is getting really sick and tired of dealing with Amaimon and his stupid hamster self. Spoilers for episodes 16-18. Not considered slash in my book but whatever floats your boat. oneshot
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
T Time by Butterfly Harvester reviews
Grell goes to great lengths trying to find out what William's middle name is.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
The Deceiver by Foxxi-chan reviews
It had to happen. It was probably going to happen eventually. Everything that has happened so far, and all that is to come, will be necessary. These sacrifices are needed.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
Cats & Dogs by The Jasper Raven reviews
It seemed that Izaya had found the perfect shield. Even Shizuo couldn't hurt him when there was a kitten on his shoulder. [Non-romantic]
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Look At Me More by Fadesout reviews
Amaimon is frustrated his brother is paying so much attention to this new half-demon, who can't even control his powers. Mephisto/Amaimon warnings - smut, demon incest
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
Hard Candy by DevilGhostflower reviews
Amaimon could do a lot of things he normally wouldn't when candy was at stake and Mephisto doesn't hesitate to take advantage of it. Mephisto/Amaimon, PWP smut, incest.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Amaimon, Mephisto P. - Complete
50 Points Concerning Izaya by Threesmallcrows reviews
Oneshot. The character of Orihara Izaya, shown through 50 points of interest.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Just Another Day by Route1984 reviews
A short drabble about the less exciting side of Izaya's job and the effects of too much stress on one of Ikebukuro's most dangerous.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Reasons Why by SilentAnokoku reviews
Shizuo saw his reddish brown eyes flicker to the side and his muscles tense beneath his dark clothes. He scowled, knowing that the flea was going to slip out of the way as usual. However that was not so. Shizaya. BL. Has a plot...sorta.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Spatula Test by Cerberus Revised reviews
Hiroki's mother has finally figured out a way to find out what is really going on in the life of her closemouthed son. Will Hiroki come out of the closet or end up going deeper in? Rated "T". All JR Three JR couples appear.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Truth Or Lie by ImagineI reviews
Short two-chapter insight into a night with Nowaki and Hiroki. Should Nowaki lie or tell the truth, which Hiro-san does he want to come out tonight? Lemon, hopefully...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Click Clack by MistressKiko reviews
Izaya is too much of a work-a-holic. Shizuo wants his time, and he wants it now. Established relationship, one-shot, smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
You Fail Biology, Grell by TwilightRein reviews
Grell doesn't seem to understand that a baby with Sebastian wasn't possible or with William for that matter. Grell-centric. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
To Try Again, or The Tale of a Family by Threesmallcrows reviews
When Izaya left, he ripped this family open. Now, he's back- after a two year absence. And they are dying again, mother and daughters, father and son. Why can't you see what you do to us, Izaya? You shouldn't have come back. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Izaya O., Kururi O. - Complete
As Red As by Yarrie - Water Master reviews
Someone burns Izaya's office down. Izaya is seriously displeased.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Happy, Happy Days by jxp7962 reviews
Five times in which Izaya laughs insanely. Shizaya. Rated M to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Suicide Week by Yarrie - Water Master reviews
Izaya calls himself immortal but nobody believes him. So what does he do? Accidentally prove it, of course! Mildly hinted Shizaya and even more mildly hinted Mikaya. Serious, introspective crack, if such a thing exists.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Lost by Uphill Both Ways reviews
For most people, it would be a minor inconvenience. For Izaya, it was the end of the world.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Five Times Orihara Izaya Became Human by Threesmallcrows reviews
Even if he won't admit it. You could beat him half to death, but there it is. Five times Izaya proved himself, whether willingly or not, to be human after all, much to the surprise of various bystanders and/or observers. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Smirk by Obsessed Authoress reviews
Hiroki discovers another one of those nuances that make up Nowaki. Egoist ONESHOT
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Anthills by altol reviews
Envy likes to watch.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Envy - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by yunakitty reviews
Inspired by what Shinobu is doing for Miyagi, Hiroki resolves to give Nowaki twelve nights he'll never forget. Egoist, yaoi.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Scars by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Each of Gary's scars tells a story. No pairings, although you might see shades of Gary/Petey if you're looking through slash goggles!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Beginnings by NeonGolden reviews
Fanfic100: Beginnings. The first time Gary and Petey take the step across from just 'friendship'. SLASH GaryPete
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Of Cats and Crazy People by Zxel reviews
You don't have to be anything, Femme-boy, you just are. Pointless GaryxPetey fluff.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Recovering by Zxel reviews
He wonders if the tag would blow up if he were to climb that tree growing up the side of the fence and escape. There are break outs here every other day, via that old tree, but no one has bothered to hack it down yet. [Garycentric][GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The Bunny Suit by Zxel reviews
Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Fragments by Zxel reviews
Sometimes at night, when his alarm clock is flashing three digit numbers in bold green neon, Gary is painfully aware of that other presence in his mind. [GaryPetey][Oneshot]
Bully - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
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Manual de usuario de KAMUI GAKUPO reviews
Todo lo que usted, fiel comprador, necesita saber sobre el correcto mantenimiento y empleo de nuestro más reciente producto: KAMUI GAKUPO.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Eran los pequeños detalles reviews
Cuando se tiene por amigo a una persona tan conflictiva como Rorschach, a veces uno tenía que hacer unos cuantos sacrificios. Quizás hasta demasiados, si le preguntaban a él.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Una vez más, aquel amor maravilloso reviews
Lo único que diferenciaba a los dos grandes amores de Kaito era la posibilidad de decorar a uno de ellos con jarabes de diferentes sabores y pedacitos de caramelo. Meiko probablemente lo mataría si intentaba adornar su cabeza con una suculenta cereza.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete