Author has written 126 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Alias, Angel, Firefly, Supernatural, Bleach, Gundam Wing/AC, Hikaru no Go, and Naruto.
Age: dear god, twenty-one.
Fic Status: Have begun new chapter fic, Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot. Is entirely pointless, silly in a way that might not actually be funny to anyone but me, and very obviously Overcoming!Writer's!Block fic, complete with painful amounts of exposition and the use and abuse of dashes and exclamations(!!). Have also written several oneshots of varying quality. Am inordinately fond of The Wendell That Wasn't, mostly 'cause the title's fun to say.
Invictus is abandoned. I don't regret writing it, because any writing experience is valuable, but frankly I find the whole thing kind of embarrassing. So please stop telling me I'm a big giant loser for not continuing the story. Every time someone asks me to update I get a little bit closer to posting an official ending, wherein rocks fall everyone dies THE END. (Epilogue: nineteen years later, everyone is still dead.)
On that note: many of my fics, particularly the ones from before '06, are crap. The mechanics aren't too bad, on a scale of meh to mind-scarring, but the stories themselves are self-indulgent, drenched in emo (coughProblemWithCupboardscough) and often wildly OOC. Plus, my writing style can be ridiculously pretentious at times, and by 'at times' I mean 'pretty much always'. I am not even touching the purple-prose thing, because that shit's infectious. SO. Read at your own risk.
PROFESSOR F: "What's blogging?"
PROFESSOR A: "He's, like, a dueler, like, for reals, he's dueled. Owen?"
PROFESSOR B: "It's true. You know...you don't know. I don't even know who you are."
PROFESSOR T: "If you're bleeding, you're not doing it right."
L: "Oh, just take your goat and go."
M: "Also, why am I so quotable? It is a burden to bear, but I do it well."
R: "There is love in this corner of the circle."
Note: I do occasionally post things on my LJ (username opalish, I'm sure you're all shocked to hear) before I post them here.
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