Author has written 3 stories for Fire Emblem, Ouran High School Host Club, and Bleach.
Hello and thanks for caring enough to visit my profile! Oh, and I need reviewers on FictionPress, if you would be so kind...
My name is Oriel Kurosaki, I'm 21, and I'm gay. My passion is for literature, and I love to write.
E-mail: email@example.com, e-mail me if you feel like it.
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My friends like to hack me and write weird things as reviews, so if you get something that doesn't make sense, just delete it and ignore it, k?
What's happening in my storie(s):
"Memoirs of a Gay Boy: Fire Emblem Style" sort of taking a break. don't expect anything new for a while...
"Obsidian and Gold" all done!
Curren Fanfiction Author Hero: MagicalFish...best Shinon fic ever, my man (or girl, lol, I don't actually know).
Current Favorite Quote from a Fanfiction: “Well, flowers only really last a week or two, and that’s only if you leave them in water. They really only exist to be pretty. So…that’s almost like saying ‘My love for you is based solely on your appearance, and you aren’t really good for anything else.’ But a potato…they practically last forever. Not only will they not rot, but if you leave them alone they’ll start growing all by themselves. There’s many ways to enjoy a potato, whether you’re eating one or using it as a projectile weapon to get Boyd out of the kitchen. So that’s like saying ‘I have many ways to show my love for you.’ Potatoes might be ugly, but that’s what makes this even better, because that is like saying ‘It doesn’t matter at all what you look like. I’ll still love you.’” (Ulki) FlamingDoritos
"what fresh child-proof hell is this?!" Two and a Half Men
"Zero, turn off your cell phone or I'm going to take it away." (the teacher)
"But my calls are a matter of life and death!" (Zero)
"Then go sit by the window and watch for the bat symbol." (the teacher)
"Frip the page" (sensei)
"rip the page? riiiip (Zero)
"No, jackass, she said flip. Now you have to pay for a new book." (Haru)
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" (vice principal)
"Uhhhh...chemical imbalance?" ( science teacher)
"God, my dad's such a jerk. He locked me outside last night." (Zero)
"My mom slapped me again yesterday. I wasn't even doing anything." (Haru)
"My parents said they'd throw me out of the house if I didn't stop being gay." (Me)
"...uh...my dad's kinda fat?" (Cherry)
"Oh, sonovabitch. ZERO!!" (Shale after being sprayed by a super soaker)
"um...happy mother's day?" (Zero)
"Funny how you didn't flinch when we watched Saw III Last night, but screamed bloody murder when the toaster popped." (Cherry)
"What does this button do?? BANG" (Zero)
"The stupid...it kills!" (Ariel)
"No, no, no, no, no! And let me say this one more time for you in Spanish! NO!" (Cherry)
"Sex meeeee!" (Zero)
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Stop the homophobia!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)