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Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl, Inkheart, and Good Omens.

Hi! My name is Alannah, I'm 15, a girl, and live in the U.S. I love to read fantasy, sci-fi and mystery and have a huge list of favorite novels (including: Discworld by Terry Pratchett, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter, The Lightning Thief, Good Omes,The Lord of the Rings etc. and an equaly huge list of favorite bands of the rock and alternative variety. (Green Day and My Chemical Romance are my favorites). I'm a vegetarian, and have a fondness of quoting Oscar Wilde.

Favorite Quotes:

"Adults react to teenagers as they do to dogs-you know, two are cute, five are scary and twenty a riot. Everything they do is criminalised. Yet it's the age when people are most creative, instead of just sucking in facts. " -Scott Westerfeld

(to Foaly) "Captain Short's life is in danger, so push that button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!" -Commander Root from Artemis Fowl

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous! Do not attempt in your own home" - Good Omens

"How is education suppose to make me feel smarter? Besides, everytime I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? " -Homer from the Simpsons

" Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. Its the honest ones you want to watch out for, you never now when they are going to do something incredibily...stupid."- Captain Jack Sparrow The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Proud?" said Harry "All those times I could've died and I didn't manage it? They'd be furious."-Harry Potter

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all really men of our word really...except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."-Captain Jack Sparrow Curse of the Black Pearl

"Oh brilliant. I must write that one down in my witty retorts book."- Mulch The Lost Colony

"You seem somewhat familar. Have I threatened you before?" -Captain Jack Sparrow Curse of the Black Pearl

"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way."-Homer from the Simpsons

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" -Homer The Simpsons

"Believe me, he is not here. If he were here there would be a lot more screaming."-Artemis The Lost Colony

"God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own divising, which might compared, from the perspective of any other players(i.e. eveybody) to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker, in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."-Good Omens

"Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care." - Terry Pratchett

"People don't alter history anymore than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns on it." -Mort by Terry Pratchett

"I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room."- Foaly, Artemis Fowl

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was wildly regarded as a bad idea." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority." -Terry Pratchett

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." -Terry Pratchett

"You had to hand it to human beings. They had one of the strangest powers in the universe. No other species anywhere in the world had invented boredom. Perhaps it was boredom, not intelligence, that had propelled them up the evolutionary ladder. Trolls and dwarfs had it, too, that strange ability to look at the universe and think 'oh, the same as yesterday, how dull. I wonder what happens if I bang this rock on that head?"-Terry Pratchett

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural defiency in moral fiber, and I am therefore excused from saving universes."- Ford from Life, The Universe, and Everything

"It's just a small story really, about, among other things,a girl, some words, an accordianist, some fanatcial Germans, a Jewish fist fighter, and quite a lot of thievery..." -Death, The Book Thief.

"I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -Oscar Wilde

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." -Oscar Wilde

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde

" There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written." -Oscar Wilde

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It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Children of Man by Tajjas reviews
Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,214 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Castiel - Complete
Dragon's Lore by Gumdrop Boo - Ch4rms reviews
Selendrile does lie, or rather omits very important information. A subtle danger is growing closer, and Alys can only speculate to what it might be. It seems girls with revenge in their hearts are very prone to have dragons approach them.
Dragon's Bait - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Buried Secrets by gaelicspirit reviews
Missing Scene from episode 4.16, On The Head Of A Pin. Sam's POV. What happened with the brothers while the angels were busy dancing? Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Après Mort, le Deluge by Tindomiel reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
Why Me? by Kaytoko reviews
Comedic takes on little human Bella's life around the Cullens. A short story collection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Epilogue by VickyVicarious reviews
Set immediately after the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Bartimaeus talks.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Ordinary The New Extraordinary by BubblyLit reviews
Bella's got TALENT? We're so preoccupied marveling at Edward's, we've neglected to see Bella's set of pipes! Now she's in a band with Mike and Alice...Can you only imagine what chaotic situations ensue? NOPE! I've written them out for you. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,224 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006
UC Interviews by On Edge reviews
Welcome to Underland Daily! This is where I interview UC characters! Please R&R! Tell me if I need to add any characters, because knowing me, I forgot someone obvious. RATING MAY CHANGE!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Artemis Feline by Olynara Sedai reviews
After being rescued by Holly from a toxic spill, Artemis feels different. He and Holly were covered in sludge, and now they're sprouting tails! Will the others find an antidote before kid and cop become cats?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006
The Great Rakshana! by LunaEquus reviews
A killer haunts London's West End and it is up to an exotic Indian illusionist and his lovely green eyed assistant to stop him... TSFT spoilers!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Pirate Switch by My Life Craves Pirates reviews
when Jack and Will are transported to the 21st century and fall into the hands of myself and 3 other friends,chaos ensues.when we're all dragged into the 18th century,we face hardships and battle pirates during the fight to get back home. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,794 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
The BESTseller by Ares Is Awesome reviews
An actually non depressing, nonviolent, non death oneshot I have written. It is posted separately for the occasion.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
The Heart of Sapphire by Impashence reviews
Dragon's Bait, Vivian Vande Velde AxS A tale of adventure and much more! Selendrile is such a close friend. Could this relationship blossom into something more? Chapter 7 soon to come!
Dragon's Bait - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006
Harry Potter and the Many Stupid Short Stories by xMetallicBooger reviews
A series of really dumb Harry Potter short stories. Don'tchu judge me, boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Min Daae reviews
A completely plotless, pointless, fluffic for AziraphaleCrowley. But it's different fluff...Aziraphale was trying to read. Trying. R&R. ONESHOT.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Artemis Fowl: Somewhere In Between by toranspitfire reviews
A boy genius, an elf, a dwarf, a pro wrestler and a centaur all walk into a bar... Artemis, Holly and Mulch have been gallivanting around town in an ignorant bliss, but now something evil is coming. Is it a new foe, or one they had thought long defeated?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,182 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Fandom Experience by rozulthorn reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale stumble across some of their fanfiction on the internet.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007
A Tale of Three Series by White Viper reviews
What happens when you take characters from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings, give them weird personalities, and throw them together? Two words: mass chaos! Rated PG for reference to alcohol and some minor violence and language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Employee of the Month by Tora and TheEvilestGirlChild reviews
If Artemis Fowl was not a criminal, what would he be? Drabbles about Artemis choosing a career. Funny. Very funny.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Artemis F.
CONTEST!: by Chi Kartalia reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Jacob becomes Alpha by Llama Mama23 reviews
Jacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire? Slightly OCC, written before Eclipse came out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
School Of Rock by nikki-of-stormhold reviews
Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Buffy the vampire slayer, spike the vampire, Mia Thermopolis, Cooper Rivers and Cinderella all end up at a school where only rock music is on the syllabus. But at this school, life i
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,363 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006
Angsty Salad Dressing by CocoaSamurai45 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is abducted by crazed fangirls with puppets. Weird things happen and Harry Potter ends up on top of McDonald's. More weirdness will ensue...at some point!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Growing Up by scrivania reviews
A new school, hormones, and GIRLS to Artemis's dismay. This can only lead to trouble with Artemis...and how in the world did the LEP and Holly manage to get involved? And what do they know about this girl? AFxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Artemis F.
The History Of The Fairies by CriminalMastermind reviews
OneshotThe history of the Fairies, told by me, written by Artemis Fowl with the help of Holly Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Apprentice: Artemis Fowl Edition by Holly's Home Girl reviews
Well this kinda just came to me one day when my dad was watching the Apprentice. Artemis creates his new tv show, and invites some friends to join in the fun. Who will be the Apprentice to Artemis Fowl II? Read to find out. REVIEW WHO YOU WANT TO WIN
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Artemis, Meet Artemis by BookFreek reviews
What happens when Artemis Fowl meets the Greek Goddess he was named after? Oneshot. R & R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Theme Song by Vaguely Downwards reviews
Crowley encounters the Inevitable Song, and Aziraphale plays air drums. You know you're intrigued. PG13 for semislash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
The Mystery of Moonlight by silverwolf of the night reviews
Two girls literally fall out of the sky at Captain Jack's feet and finds them to be entwined in his past more deeply than they know... set during the Curse of the Black Pearl complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Volcano No More by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabblelike thing, only about 600 words, and one page in Microsoft Word. AH fluff. Set during TLC, so SPOILER WARNING! AU fic, italics are from the book, regular is mine.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I have a WHAT? by I was Born on a Pirate Ship reviews
After an unexpected and life threatening accident Artemis' parents decide to tell him something that they probably should have told him 14 years ago. The rating is just because I'm probably going to swear a bit ok? PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I Feel Like A Woman by KamquatBanana reviews
Arty isn't feeling quite himself… Are the LEP somehow behind this abrupt change? Will Artemis ever go back to normal? Will he ever discover the proper way to put on pantyhose? AU, obviously. Set after Opal Deception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,398 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005
Pirate of the Apocalypse by CaptainEmo reviews
Oneshot. Crowley runs into an old friend. Savvy?
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
All for a Bloody Thesis by Hatteress reviews
On a historical excursion from her wizarding university, Ginny Weasley is thrown into the lap of one Captain Jack Sparrow...my my, what's a scandalous pirate captain to do? Harry Potter x PoTC. Ginny/Jack. Pre Dead Mans Chest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Ginny W., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories by xMetallicBooger reviews
A series of really dumb Artemis Fowl short stories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Fan from the Future by magictrix reviews
Louise, a 19 year old student with a pirate obsession goes to see the sequel on the day of release, and it happens to be her birthday. Somehow she ends up on the deck of the pearl, and embarks upon a treasure hunt as a crewmember. R&R Please. JackOC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
The Obsession of the Black Pearl by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
As the premier of POTC 2 draws near the obsessive fans cannot take it any longer and the take much more drastic measures than reading spoilers. Follow one fan on a very familiar adventure and see just how far obsessiveness goes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
A Cinderella Fairytale by Brizo reviews
'What are you? Her fairy godmother or something' Artemis Fowl pg 80 What if Foaly really was Holly's Fairy Godmother? Artemis Fowl characters in the fairytale Cinderella. WARNING: You may look like a freak for laughing at a computer screen. /AxH/ [Abandoned]
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Holly S.
Copycat by SupernaturalGurl reviews
The guys go to Virginia where some weird stuff has been happening and meet a empatic orphan. Can she help them? Sorry Summary sucks but please read.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Theme Music by misaoshiru reviews
Jack's being irritating, as usual. Will isn't amused. [Drabble. Not slash.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
The Name Game by Tolkienologist reviews
Post SoF Iggy inspires a conversation with the flock about how they got their names. Also on MR forum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Creatures of the Sea by Friends and Love reviews
Alright by now you people should know that i love Atlantis and magic and all that wonderful stuff...anyways this is about Artemis finally starting to get a few hormones but no worries he is still the genius we all love plus in it Holly and Foaly date
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Artemis F.
Captain Sparrow versus Lord Voldemort by PandorasCurse17 reviews
An entertaining one shot of the epic battle, that never happened, between the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow and the notorious Lord Voldemort. A POTC and Harry Potter crossover.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Vatican Rag by The Flying Rats reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale decide to go on vacation. Tibetan cults ensue.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
What Is This Feeling? by Lone Stranger reviews
Oneshot. Hermione and Blaise discover they are to be Head students together. But they've never mey before! How will they react? along to the song 'what is this feeling' by the musical 'WICKED'. R&R. by Lone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
Karaoke Night by Mutant Goldfish reviews
After a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Something Different by SilverWolf7 reviews
Aziraphale falls in love. With a woman. Yes, AziraphaleOFC story. Chapter Three: In which things with Linda and Crowley both go downhill for Aziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Have a nice Doomsday by firemaiden01 reviews
Chapter 7 is here. Some CA action, but they got busted. The 'Good' guys are finally on the move. An unholy alliance is bringing the doomsday near.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
Hastur's Revenge by DragonEyeZ reviews
Hastur has a score to settle with Crowley after the episode with Ligur. And he manages to settle another score at the same time...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
AF HP Crossover by The Red Coyote reviews
Artemis Fowl has been exspeted at Hogwarts a school of witch craft and wiszardy, when he has to get tutor by some students from the school...What while happen? What chaos will be unleashed? read to find out!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005
When Two Worlds Meet by Lover of Literacy reviews
Discontinued
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
51 ways to annoy Severus Snape by Twister the Dragon reviews
This is about the day James potter and Remus Lupin......... It's 51 ways to annoy Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Severus S.
51 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by daemoninwhite reviews
Number 28. Throw him a CareBears themed birthday party...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Switching Roles by DragonEyeZ reviews
The angel needs a holiday. The demon decides to fill in. Then demon needs holiday. Joint effort between Silverwolf7 and DragonEyeZ
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
Thunderbolt and Lightning by CaptainEmo reviews
COMPLETE! Aziraphale and Crowley have a bit of a misunderstanding, and Aziraphale's distant relative comes to visit. R&R please!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
A Homage to St Patrick by Diva-esque reviews
Holly doesn't appreciate Artemis' indulgence of a traditional St. Patrick's day activity.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
When black meets Acorn by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Artemis is having a normal day until some strange things start happening. Could it have something to do with the recent Alien sightings? Pg just to be safe. Artemis FowlMen in Black crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
When Worlds Collidepart 2 by Elizabeth Running Wolf reviews
Next episode of part 1.....REVIEW IS VITAL!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006
Artemis Fowl: The Renegades by QueenCate reviews
Holly receives shocking news about an old friend. Artemis is being hunted by old enemies. The two must band together to solve their respective mysteries and save someone dear to them before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Always Searching by Your Almighty Sock Lord reviews
Artemis must help an orphan girl, Stephanie, find her lost friends. Will he make a friend as well?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Essence of Hope by NeoQueenSolaris-Cosmos reviews
When a troubled teenaged girl's simple wish for happiness hurls her thousands of years into the past and face to face with a dragon and a knight, what is she to do? On HIATUS for the time being.
Dragon Heart - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005
The Worst Artemis Fowl Matrix Parody Ever! by Spectra16 reviews
I revised this story so it's near perfection! Yay! I love this story myself. Lots of humor. Artemis enters the Matrix.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Artemis F.
Piano Man by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
Artemis gets a job playing piano at a bar. Song fic to Billy Joel Piano Man. Rather depressing, it follows the song almost exactly. :COMPLETE: R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Interdimensional Book Club by Igorina reviews
The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Mother's Instinct by BlurredOasis reviews
A quick fic about Aziraphale's mother instinct for other creatures besides human.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Hazel Eyes by Swimmerkitti reviews
He missed her. She needed him. So simple yet so complicated. What happens when Foaly comes up with an invention with unpredictable implications? (Set 5 years after OD)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
Unusual Alliances by olivia stevens reviews
When the London Eye is sabotaged by unknown forces, it leaves a befuddled Holly Short wondering at the connection between Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl. But she must act quickly if she wishes to save them and herself from the evil designs of a new enemy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Rebellions by Paige Darke reviews
Angels, demons, apocalypses (or would that be apocalypsi?)...just the usual between Heaven and Hell...Add Crowley, Aziraphale, some renegade angels, a Prince of Hell, and the Angel of Judgement, and you have one heck of a party.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Divine Punishment by lawngnomesorceress reviews
Aziraphale has gone missing and Crowley is, unsuprisingly, not that worried. But Crowley isn't prepared for what happens when Aziraphale returns..
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
Hell and Back by Chiz reviews
You know your family’s different when Daddy helped bugger up the Apocalypse, your Grampy is called Pes- Pesti- a big long word, and your Uncle likes to play Vice City in an actual city. So what? They all love you, and they'd go to Hell and back for you...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004
The Breakroom by Bonny-and-Clyde reviews
Ever wonder what the characters of fanfics are doing when they aren't acting out the author's work? Take a peek inside their breakroom. Included are characters from Harry Potter and LotR.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2005
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Amy Shadows reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction.net? Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. Many shot story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Artemis Fowl and the Middle Class Family by clairesie reviews
Artemis is made to go on a student exchange and live with a [gasp] NORMAL family. Oh, the horror. And...well, read it and see! You know you want to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004
Fairies and Wizards Don't Mix by LunaDea reviews
Two magical guests show up at Fowl Manor, and it's up to Artemis, Holly, and Foaly to send them home. Naturally, nothing is as simple as it seems. So how does it all turn out?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl isn't real! by boogalaga reviews
(Finished) Artemis Fowls isn't real, no he is just a character from a story. Aye, it is probably best for you to believe that, for who knows what would happen if you knew the truth...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,692 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Who I Am by ChocolateEclar reviews
“You love ruining my life, don’t you?” moaned Holly. Artemis’s memory has returned, but, with a new leader belowground, his little sister is now being used for ransom. A full mindwipe or his sister? Will the LEP assist the Mud Boy after all he's d
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Evil from the Past by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Artemis, Foaly and Hermione are kidnapped into the 19th century, and a rescue team including Holly Short, Harry Potter, Aragorn, Van Helsing, Ardeth Bay, Captain Jack Sparrow and many others have to go after them...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
A Pirate's Weakness by RoXySuRfEr12 reviews
COMPLETE! READ & REVIEW! When Jack Sparrows rescues a young girl from a fatal brawl against a fierce captain, he never expected to end up caring for her more than anything else, or travel the lengths of the sea to save her once more.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
out of the frying pan and into the fire by LunaML reviews
what happens when Root has to ask Artemis to save the world AGAIN? and good ole' Arty's got a love interest to boot! I added a chapter and updated the first chapter. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004
One Good Soul And the Corruption Thereafter by Jenyae Ma'ad Dofs reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have come to an agreement with the above and below. They will test ONE human, and come to a conclusion as to the worth of humanity--not that either of them really wants to do this, mind. NEW CHAPTER! Wynter's "reality" check... ?
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 10/2/2003
It's All In the Eyes by Lizney Wolf reviews
((new, improved and edited!)) In Which Crowley finds true love and Aziraphale knows a secret ((R and R))
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Brothers by Snowballjane reviews
A demon trapped in a teenage body needs help from Crowley (sequel to Shattered Glass)
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2003
It's A Kind of Magic by Moony12 reviews
AKA, The Crossover of DOOM. Adam Young's gone to Hogwarts. Aziraphale and Crowley pose as wizards to keep an eye on him. Harry et al make memorable cameos. Comic hijinks ensue.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Feathers by Louiseifer reviews
This is what you get when you role-play over AIM. Credit also to Novek Dace, 'cause even I can't RP on my own.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002
The Secret Diary of AJ Crowley by Ripper reviews
Eternity can be hell when all you have to do is drink, nap, look for sump oil and wait for Ursula Andress to die...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 11/7/2002
Paternity leave by Belamancer reviews
Even an illegitimate daughter of a supernatural being has to go through puberty. : Don't worry, I will finish this eventually!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2002
Empathy by Zela reviews
Angels! Demons! Cheap special effects! Obviosly I don't know where I'm going with this yet......Oh yeah. It's a good read! Or something...
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2002
Dead, dead, dead by Ripper reviews
Well, there's this Angel and this Demon, see, sometime in the late 18th century. And then there's a boy about to be hanged and a conspiracy and lots of naughty bits and killing and stuff...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2002
You Can't Win! On Good Omens by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale WERE punished after Good Omens...they had to go on a game show! Along with Contestant Number Three, another friend of theirs, will they be able to survive in this messed-up TV episode? Please R/R.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2002
Bad Forebodings by Titania2 reviews
Chapter 2 et 3 is now up!!!!! Not the it makes any difference becuse NO ONE HAS READ IT YET. IF you want to know what happens, READ IT!!!!!!! Thank you
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2002 - Published: 6/8/2002
Keeping it Real by Tomo Trillions reviews
[Updated 4/14][Non-slash!]Crowley is sent (by Aziraphale, no less) to investigate a strangeness surrounding Tadfield. The fate that awaits him is more horrible than any ever imagined by Hell or Heaven alike - and Adam learns a bit about growing up.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002
Literary Interpretations by Joon reviews
Mindless fluff. Some book browsing and talking is involved.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2002
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2002
No Reason by Joon reviews
1st Good Omens Fic Attempt-- Lunch, Plants, etc.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2002
Falling For You by Eberryl reviews
It's a month after the Almost-Apocalypse and Heaven isn't very happy with Aziraphale... How does a 6000 year old angel get aquainted with being totally human? Especially when he won't admit to Crowley that the whole thing is ... sort of his fault?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
Pint of Sin by Crack Monkeys reviews
*Parts 2 & 3 have been added* Crowley and Aziraphale indulge in sinful pleasures which is actually almost what you fan girls were expecting.....We're evil like that.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2002 - Published: 12/20/2001
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Soul Kissing reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale discuss what the French call French kissing in St. James Park. Oneshot. C/A Fluff, I suppose
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008
Inkdeath reviews
Takes place after Inkspell. Wonder what happened to Dustfinger after the White Women took him away? Will tell about his journey and Meggie and Farid's struggle to bring him back from death itself.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007
Arty Cam reviews
What happens when Foaly decides to make an underground reality TV show about Artemis? Read and find out! Takes place after Lost Colony. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Artemis Fowl and the Starbucks Takeover reviews
It's up to Artemis and Holly to save the world from Starbucks! Cowritten by Pirates for Life and CriminalMastermind. Post Lost Colony, but only minor spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006