Quelebnen
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Joined 09-26-04, id: 677850
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Sherlock.

Well.. that profile was completely painful to read. My grammar was horrible.

So lets fix it.

My name is Quelebnen, you may also call me Shaiith or Betty (neither of these are my real names, just so you know) I'm a 16 year old fanfiction junkie, who seems to favour writing Lord of the Rings Humour and parodies. I'm currently working on a story that wa sinspired by a fanfiction I came across here called Happy Medium I believe the author's penname is swordswallower17.

You can most likely find me sitting infront of this computer writing and listening to music (of a very large range)

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Shortest Kingdom Hearts Fics Ever by Smartr Then Osaka reviews
Totally kyle and KH mixed. R&R please. Finally got an an Ansem chapter up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003
Kingdom Hearts GONE WILD! by LiLi-Sama reviews
Riku has a ROCKing party, Sora rants about Jessica Simpson, People complain about yaoi, Sora has super powers, Riku is a toaster, Kairi keeps killing people..WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! [COMPLETE]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Kingdom School by Chibihisagi reviews
Sora, Riku and Kairi are sent to a new school. They meet a lot of people. Teachers are scary, crazy and don't even teach what they are suppose too! What is gonna happen? Couples... none.. just yet hehe. R&R update
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005
Sora and Riku Strike Back by hurkydoesntknow reviews
Inspired by a movie, Sora and Riku go to Hollywood World to stop a Kingdom Hearts movie about to go into production but end up getting caught in all the excitement. Mostly randomness. NOW COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Unexpected Expectations by Keda Sun reviews
Rons long lost sister comes to Hogwarts to finsih her schooling, shes the only Weasley who doesn't look like the rest. Malfoy doesnt know and he falls in love...will it work out? or are they to different? Please R&R...Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,013 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
When Oompa Loompas Attack by Jupiter-Lightning reviews
What happens when you start having nightmares about Oompa Loompas? Well, that's about to happen to Sora!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Frodo,He Got stabbed By A Nazgül by Nuwanda-is-all reviews
Yes.These are song ancient lyrics I wrote what seems like a millenia ago.Please Read and Review.I think it's funny,with the actions.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
One Hell of a halloween by ElegantArrow 64 reviews
Sora and Company go to traverse Town for Halloween and for revenge on Sora and Riku the keybearer gets turned into a vampire and now they got to change him back. Bad news for Riku thats Soras his first target. hehe
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004
The Fellowship of the BlingBling by Rider of Reality
Caution! Not to be read by those who are free of a sense of humor, or by those who are not gassy! For demented and easily-humored eyes, only! ;-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,765 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004
How To Kill Off Legolas by leggy-stinks reviews
Suffering from Writer's Block? Can't quite figure out how to kill off Legolas? Then YOU need leggystink's guide to killing off Legolas! Yes! All your solutions are in THIS little fanfiction, so click on this link and end your Writer's Block today!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Ruler of the Bands by Amashelle reviews
Sam's a little possesive, Merry and Pippin want Frodo dead, Gandalf's got neon hair... just an attempt at humor, I know I need improovement, so please Read and Review. Now with an all-new prologue, much better than before. I plan to do the entire trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
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Two Rising
Three years ago a double suicide ended the careers of James Moriarty and famous detective Sherlock Holmes. Or so everyone believed. One morning John Watson is surprised by Mycroft Holmes. Sherlock Holmes has surfaced with James Moriarty and London is under attack. It is up to Watson, to bring an end to the wave of criminal activity. (Sherlock AU) Co-authored with Jam Jar.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
The Lord of the Apples reviews
What if the Lord of the Rings took place in a highschool setting, or two schools? It’s one of those things in life no one really knows! Well in my opinion it would go like this...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Fellowship goes to the Zoo reviews
Just like the title says, the fellowship goes to the zoo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Where the Willow Leads reviews
Alexandra sighed in frustration. She should have learnt by now that Carey was likely to lose all direction whenever she went anywhere. Although she had never imagined that this loss of direction would lead them both into Middle Earth..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
Legolas and A Very Young Estel Edited reviews
Legolas and Aragorn have been friends forever? Right? Not remember, Legolas is an Elf so he’s lived a lot longer. What was it like when he had to deal with a three year old Estel?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004