A Warning

Everyone warned me not to come here but their warnings came too late. I had never heard of Fan Fiction until Fifty Shades of Grey so I ventured forth to see what the hype was about. Months later and I can't seem to leave. I've tried to get my life back but heaven help me I seem to have been sucked into the void. My family have even sent out search parties with no luck. I may just have to lay down and die here. Oh well, there are worse ways to go!

Most days are spent anonymously traveling within the hallowed halls of academia. Real life gets in the way of a perfectly good addiction as far as I'm concerned. Since arriving here I have found this rather large extended family of like-minded people who are equally as nuts, so I don't feel so alone. Just sometimes a little lost. I'm a Kiwi Warrior Princess in Oz with the deepest desire to travel to the State of Washington to feed my addiction of all things FSOG and Twilight with the settings and music of the wonderful city of Seattle. I love playlists, lyrics, trashy literature, photography, romance, chocolate, wine and walks in the rain. Call me.

Love to hear from you about your stories and mine. I may not have a lot of reviews, but by God they are delivered by the best and most loyal reviewers in fanfiction. And the review thing, well that's my fault. I love fan fiction writing but I'm not a huge fan of reading and reviewing. So if you ever get a review from me, it is a rare treat, should be framed and sold for exorbitant amounts on ebay.

Oh, and if you think you hated Kate in the original stories then give mine a go. You'll end up loving her and wondering how the hell it happened. As for Elliot, or Thor the God of Thunder, he is hotter than Christian, believe me. Then there's Mia and Ethan, well, you thought they were just a little light relief on the side of the story but they've been up to all sorts of crazy shit that you could never imagine! (But apparently, I can - go figure!)

The main stories in order:

I'm branching out into an AU that will be based on Christian and Ana too. Watch out for it. The new AU story starting up is Fifty Shades of Fame.

The others are one shots and generally are a bit of saucy, frivolous fun resulting from facebook challenges. Except Evaluating Elena which is a prologue for the main stories and might continue into a bigger story. Keep on Loving You has characters from the main stories and is a form of epilogue from Christian's pov. The rest you can work out for yourself.

So if you want HOT, STEAMY, FUNNY, DRAMATIC ACTION wrapped around the original story then this is the place to be.

If you're a multimedia lover then check out my blog - http:///

You can look at pictures, read the latest edited chapters or other one shots that don't quite fit here but are FSOG related, and listen to/watch the music for each chapter. The blog is fifty shades of tribute to whatever the hell I please so there is all sorts of other crap on there that might interest you - news on the movie, book reviews, commentary, more about yours truly and links to some other great fun stories that emerge from the FSOG FF facebook group. Speaking of which...

I also get up to all sorts of mischief on - Facebook - so, if you're there and I'm there, then maybe we can hang out some time. :)

And then I have all sorts of random hotness happening on - Pinterest

Most of my stuff is bordering on or explicitly NSFW so if you're under 18, please don't. Some things in life are worth waiting for, believe me. The rest of you... get yourself a comfy chair, some sustenance (vodka shots or vodka-soaked gummy bears work well), a box of tissues and a change of panties and enjoy the show!

Enjoy yourselves and don't anything I wouldn't do - which gives you more scope than I will ever admit to ;) !!!

Stalk you,

Sasha XOX. ;)