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Joined 06-06-07, id: 1294446, Profile Updated: 08-08-08
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Host.

I'm Savannah! Since I've not updated my poor little profile for six months, I figure it's time for a little change.

I am getting ideas for me little stories all of the time. Quite frankly, I'm surprised I've limited myself to nine, actually. I have loads more on my computer. You can wait to get to those :)

Twilight: 110 reads

New Moon: 106 reads

Eclipse: 99 reads

Breaking Dawn: 2 reads

I listen to so many different types of music. AND I've already typed them out for my myspace (www.myspace.com/savannah_is_sexy), so I'm going to paste them RIGHT HERE! :D

The Age of Rockets, Aha, Amos Lee, The Andrews Sisters, Animal Collective, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, ARTIE SHAW, Ash, Au Revoir Simone, B-52s, The Beach Boys, Beirut, BENNY GOODMAN, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Billy Idol, Bing Crosby, Bloc Party, Bobby Darin, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, Cab Calloway, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Creature Feature, The Cribs, The Cure, David Bowie, DEAN MARTIN, Death Cab for Cutie, Devendra Banhart, Devotchka, The Ditty Bops, Editors, Feist, The Flaming Lips, FRANK SINATRA!, FRED ASTAIRE, GENE KELLY, Gene Krupa, Georgie James, Ghostland Observatory, GLENN MILLER, Gogol Bordello, Gy Lombardo, HARRY JAMES, The Hoosiers, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, John Mayer, KAY KYSER, The Kooks, Landon Pigg, Louis Prima, Martin Sexton, Mates of State, Michael Buble, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Mozart, MUSE, Nat King Cole, Of Monreal, OINGO BOINGO, Ok Go, Peggy Lee, Perry Como, Postal Service, Prince, Queen, The Raconteurs, Ratatat, Rooney, Roy Orbison, Royksopp, Scissors for Lefty, Serj Tankian, Stray Cats, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Switches, System of a Down, This Providence, Thom York, Vampire Weekend, Violent Femmes, Voxtrot, We Are Scientists,The White Stripes, Yann Tiersen, Yeah Yeah Yeahs...

That's not even all of it, my dears. Those are just my favorites.

I am an old-fashioned girl, I must say. I wear old lady hats, listen to 40s music, and I really don't care if you think it's weird. That usually just makes me strive a little harder to get out of your good graces :)

Jasper is my lover. Just an fyi. I'll share him. I know that a lot of you would shank me and tell me that he is YOURS! _ So yes, I'll share him with you... you'll just have to ask him first.

I have a best friend. Her name is Clara. She's my husband/lover/boyfriendbeaterupper. When we grow up and have babies, I'm going to have mine named Clara Clara Clara. Even if it's a boy. You see, I'll be changing my last name. She moved to Korea, like a BIG JERK!, but I love her anyway.

OH YEAH! Gene Kelly is my other love. He tap danced his way RIGHT INTO my obsessive mind. :)

I update whenever I feel like updating. Reviews do help. But not little reviews like "update soon!", I like em multi-lined :D Tell me about everything, good and bad. It makes me happy.

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What I've Become by Countess of Abe reviews
Zane Malfoy has graduated from Hogwarts. His life is going smoothly until he realizes he's longing for something he can't name. Shy and inept in the art of talking to the opposite sex, can he find what he's looking for outside of his sheltered magic world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - OC
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Don't Embrace the Past by Countess of Abe reviews
..DH SPOILERS.. Curious as to what became of Draco Malfoy after the final battle? Well, then this shall answer those unanswered queries about our favorite cowardly prince, such as: who is the nameless wife? Draco’s love life and family drama ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,247 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., OC
Turn into Something Beautiful by Countess of Abe reviews
Oneshot challenge. In a rapid succession of actions, they had launched into a frenzied kiss that overpowered their senses. His lips were just as soft as his fingers and he tasted like the beach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dean T., Pansy P. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Hearts, One Soul, You and I, Forever by Countess of Abe reviews
...DH SPOILERS...What really happened on the train between Victoire and Teddy? Fluffy little oneshot for the true romantics out there!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
From Venice with Love by jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
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My Beautiful Rescue reviews
Bella is the new girl in Forks. When a scare alerts her to some inexplicable activities, she doesn't know what to do. She soon finds herself in love with somebody who isn't exactly supposed to love her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,629 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Alone reviews
A one-shot about the day that Leah changed for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Leah - Complete
A Blessing and a Curse reviews
Jacob comes back just before Bella's wedding... and she is quite excited to see him. When she gets sick on her honeymoon, everyone believes that it's Edward's baby... but Bella isn't so sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Uneasily Detached reviews
Bella and Laurent have been happily married for three years. When shocking news hits a member of the family, how will they possibly go on? The sequel to Without You!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Laurent
Breaking the Rules reviews
I was the perfect spy. Fast, smart, dashing, oh... and let's not forget immortal." Vampires run the show at the most elite spy agency in the world. What happens when someone finds out what they are and knows how to destroy them? Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Adieu, Mon Coeur reviews
In 1917, a tiny change on Edward's birth certificate leads to something nobody wanted. His sweetheart, Bella Swan, doesn't know how to react... especially when she gets some horrifying news. All human... for now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Without You reviews
Bella is on her own when she finds the clearing. When Laurent finds her there, her werewolf saviors are nowhere to be found. Is Laurent a good guy, or will his bad side overcome him? I deleted it... for some reason. I can't really remember why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
An Ocean Away reviews
Twins Ansel and Allegra live very different lives. Ansel lives in Forks, eagerly anticipating the day he will become a werewolf. Allegra lives in Volterra, loving the life of a Volturi guard member. The problem is, they have no idea they're related.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,362 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Undercover reviews
Makeup, Picnics, and Secret Spy Princesses? Emmett and Axelle get into quite a bit of mischief! The long awaited Emmett/Axelle one shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
We Meet Again reviews
When the Cullens vote to keep Bella human instead of changing her into a vampire, she knows something has to be done. Edward promised the Volturi he would make her a vampire, after all. Bella goes to drastic measures to keep the Volturi from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Dream Is You reviews
Bella is about to jump off the cliff, but someone stops her. Someone she thought had forgotten her a long time ago. Takes place in New Moon... right before she jumps off the cliff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Emmett celebrates his favorite holiday. Honorable mention in the Nov-Dec Novel Novice Twilight challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Catch the Wind reviews
Axelle is seventeen, but her parents still haven't told her their secret. A new kid at school catches Axelle's fancy. When all the pieces of the puzzle fall into place, Axelle has some big choices to make. Part three to the Twist of Fate Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,324 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
The Very Thought of You reviews
When Jasper can't control the thoughts that escape from his head, Edward notices that they aren't at all normal. When they discuss it, Jasper and Edward do the impossible: they cheat on their lovers... with each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Almost Like Being in Love reviews
I thought I was done with this kind of thing," growled Jacob, his voice rough with jealousy. If only he knew how intense the competition would get. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS AHEAD! If you have not read it yet, DON'T read this story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Jacob
Starlit Eyes reviews
When Melanie notices Jamie has grown up a bit and isn't just a child, she introduces him to Rose, a soul from a different group of humans. Jamie finds himself hopelessly confused when he gets to know her better. What is it about Rose that is so compelling
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - James S./Jamie
Moonlight Serenade reviews
The Cullen family moves back to Forks after sixty years. One surprise after another await them. Part two to A Twist of Fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Witchcraft reviews
Hermione has a decision to make. Sirius is back from the veil and he feels something in his heart that he knows isn't right. Draco can't seem to get some certain feelings out of his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Twist of Fate reviews
Edward is unfaithful, and only Jasper is there to pick up the pieces of Bella's tattered heart. When a close call with werewolves drives the vampires of Forks to a rash decision, Bella is the one who suffers the consequences. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper - Complete