SilentProtagonist000
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Author has written 61 stories for Pokémon, Harvest Moon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Walking Dead, Heavy Rain, Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Assassin's Creed, Super Smash Brothers, Professor Layton, and South Park.

LAST UPDATED 7/11/2014

My Deviantart account: http://silent--protagonist.deviantart.com/

My Archive of Our Own account: http://archiveofourown.org/users/SilentProtagonist000/pseuds/SilentProtagonist000

Icon is by *Mimeko on DA. Link to her profile: http://mimeko.deviantart.com/

REQUESTS, TRADES AND COLLABS ARE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

THE CRACK GUIDELINES (REVISED 7/8/2014)

1. I take story requests only. I cannot draw and post on my DA account. This is my own fault. I apologize profusely for such a shortcoming.
2. I will write requests in any fandom that I have already posted at least one story in on this website.
Addenum: I have no limits on gender of pairings--I will take male/male, female/female, male/female, fem!male/Male!female or whatever your heart desires. Love triangles or squares or pentagons of any gender combination may also be requested. (Just please, for the sake of my sanity, don't make them too big.)
3. Regarding the Pokemon fandom: I will NOT write any couples involving Pokemon themselves. This means no Pokemon/Pokemon, Pokemon/Human, Pokemon/Inanimate object, or Pokemon/whatever the collective lechery of this amazing fandom can cook up. Human/Human or Human/Inanimate object are the only two I will write. ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS.
4. Any prolonged series will be written on my whim. I will only accept requests for oneshots and flash fictions.
5. I won't do OCs, either. I am strictly against them unless done by my own device.

If you'd like to see your favorite legitimate or crack pairing in one of my stories, shoot me a Personal Message or post a review on any one of my stories! All requests adhering to the guidelines above will be honored unless my schedule becomes too full to write.

You can contact me to request a story, drop a line, or have comments or concerns about my stories at silentprotagonist000@gmail.com. (7/8/2014 NOTICE: I no longer check this email account due to spam (what a surprise, I know). If you'd like to get in touch with me, please send a PM or post a review to a story.)

Anywhere else I could post my stories? If you know of a site that welcomes my type of writing, please tell me.

Note that negative reviews that provide zero advice for improvement will be ignored and/or deleted (if from a guest). I don't care how much you hate my writing, and frankly, reading angry, rant-y reviews is a complete waste of my time. I do this for sport, not professionally. Both negative and positive reviews with constructive criticism are welcomed, however.

PROFILE UPDATES AND EDITS

2/26/2013: As you can see, I have cleaned out any story that's been on the shelf for more than a month without reviews or more than ten favorites. I feel that if views didn't see it fit to review, it wasn't fit to have on here. Any story or poem that I removed will still be on my Deviantart profile for anyone that would still like to read them.

7/8/2014: I will be turning 18 very soon, so I removed my age warning. I will now welcome invitations to post on adult sites. Revised The Crack guidelines to expand to all fandoms I have participated in as of now. Requests are still closed.

7/11/14: I AM NOW ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN (AO3)! I am there under the same screen name as here (SilentProtagonist000). The link is at the top of this profile.

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Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk by NoWindForThisHole reviews
Arnold gets in a bus accident and the class takes a trip to a Lil Wayne concert.
Magic School Bus - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Clockwork by KT-ExReplica reviews
What happens when you put a suicidal, a delinquent, an awkward antisocial and a psychologist with an OCD for cleanliness together? GoldxSilver Main Pairing , RedxGreen Sub-Pairing , contains swearing and M later for future chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,089 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
A Change of Heart by infinityinanhour reviews
Everything changes sooner or later. Warnings for borderline pedophilia and sadness.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
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Hunting Leviathan
The year is 1599. Archibald "Archie" Connell, a buccaneer for the British Royal Navy, has gone rogue in an attempt to capture Kyogre. Tasked with finding and arresting Archie is Maximilian "Maxie" Matheson, a naval captain with a history with the pirate. It's a race against time and the angry, unforgiving ocean. [Hardenshipping, Alphafemaleshipping, Seamountshipping] [Incomplete]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,737 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/22 - [Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri] Shelly/Izumi, Tabitha/Homura
Eggs
Steven and Winona are running a breeding business together after Steven relinquished his Champion's title. However, you can't get much work done when you're arguing over the logistics of birds laying eggs. [Skarmoryshipping, Steven/Winona]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19 - [Steven S./Daigo, Winona/Nagi] - Complete
Imprecise Calculations reviews
Before the mission, Courtney calculated that there was only a 0.38% chance that her leader and Archie had any sexual attraction to one another. Courtney's calculations were rarely wrong. Well, rarely, but sometimes they were. [Hardenshipping] [Smut warning]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] Courtney/Kagari, Tabitha/Homura - Complete
Knots reviews
Maxie still keeps that sailboat model in his office, immaculate as the day it was given to him, because it was the only thing in his life that he could keep from leaving him. [Hardenshipping] [Rated for language and suggestive content]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] Courtney/Kagari, Tabitha/Homura - Complete
Big Blue Eyes reviews
ON HIATUS. Kyle Broflovski has graduated from Harvard medical school with his doctorate and is offered a job in hospice care back home in South Park. One of his patients is his childhood friend, Stan Marsh, who has early-onset Alzheimer's disease and Parkinson's. Kyle realizes that for the first time, he can't fix his best friend. Style. Rating may go up later. Multichaptered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Kenny M., Token B.
Sweatervest reviews
OLDFIC. Stan thinks Kyle looks good in a sweatervest. Like, really, really good. Oneshot. This makes no sense. Run in the opposite direction. [Stan/Kyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey - Complete
Gays on a Plane reviews
Well, they're actually not on the plane yet, and with the way Stan is acting, Kyle is afraid they never will be. [Dialogue fic] [Style]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Nine Candles reviews
Wendy leaves Stan for Token on the eve of the school dance, and Stan realizes that he has no other choice but to apologize to the person he ditched for her. Implied Style. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Soullessness reviews
COMPLETE. Childhood friends Dawn and Lucas have attempted to infiltrate Team Galactic's base; but alas, they have failed and are being kept as prisoners. Team Galactic's leader, Cyrus, finds Dawn to be an interesting plaything, but even emotionless men cannot stop love. Akatsukishipping and Fortuneshipping. Rated for rape and sexual themes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,284 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Dawn/Hikari, Cyrus/Akagi, Lucas/Kouki, Jupiter - Complete
Once Upon A Time reviews
Luke can't sleep, so the Professor tells him a bedtime story. Dialogue fic. Luke/Layton fluff.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/20/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
The Face of Mercy reviews
Look who's come to town. [Gore warning]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Villager - Complete
Yellow Rain for Carlisle reviews
Carlisle gets peed on. A lot. For five chapters, actually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Carlisle
Strong Sword reviews
A poem about Kadar in his final moments and everlasting burden of death. Implied Altair/Malik if you squint.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Kadar, Malik, Altaïr - Complete
One More Day reviews
Green, deciding that the world would be more than pleased to read his memoirs someday, takes a journal of his life for a day. Red, deciding that Green is full of it, happily tries to sabotage it. Originalshipping. Rated for language and hinted smut.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Oranges reviews
Altair tries to get Malik to have an orange with him, but Malik will not have any of that time-wasting nonsense. Altmal fluff. Rated for a little bit of raunchy dialogue.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Apple reviews
Without her memory, perhaps he would not have the strength to keep on living as he did now. She was a guiding hand—a mother that was not, a parent in the absence of one. And yet he could never quite see her as a parent. And yet she was still a woman to him. Shadia.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Shadow, Maria R. - Complete
Dawn of the Final Day reviews
Darkfic. There is no more time. What is done is done. If only something, anything, could have been done earlier. Rated for themes and a bit of blood, just to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Happy Mask Salesman - Complete
Gully Washer reviews
A long-term drought has stricken the island, making this summer to be one of the hottest in the years since Chelsea has moved there. Vaughn, the island's enigmatic animal trader, stumbles upon Chelsea working in the fields during one exceptionally warm afternoon and reveals that he has his own tactics to make it rain. Vaughn/Chelsea smut. Reviews appreciated.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
What to Say reviews
Oneshot. Ethan is grateful that Jayden is helping him escape. Jars fluff. Takes place during Under Arrest chapter.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Norman J., Ethan M. - Complete
Choke and Swallow reviews
AU. It has been six months since the Origami Killer case was solved. Ethan Mars, the alleged killer, was found dead in his jail cell after his son was rescued. However, the FBI has reopened the case. Madison Paige, Ethan's friend, is thrown back into old anguish, and Norman Jayden finds that old scars can easily be exposed. M for violence and eventual Blake/Jayden sexual content.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Norman J., Madison P.
Dizzy reviews
The rain was never this bad in Washington. The rain there didn't make him forget about the fact that the triptocaine wasn't his only addiction. Blayden oneshot. Rated for language.
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Carter B., Norman J. - Complete
Starting the Fire reviews
SLOW UPDATES. Volkner and Flint have been together for many years, and their friendship makes them inseparable. But when Flint begins to find his interests elsewhere, Volkner must decide whether it's time to let him go or fight for the love of the person he values above anyone. Ignitionshipping and Flint/Roark MAINLY. Rated for language and sexuality in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba
The Imprint reviews
This new world is a fragile leaf in these days. It threatens to crumble, to snap, and to leave death close to grip. Everyone is scared, and yet trust is a lost art. The small things in this world are what keeps them going. Lee/Carley. Takes place in Episode 3. Oneshot.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
Electrum reviews
Au and Ag do science together. Gold/Silver friendship, some implied Preciousmetalshipping. Rated for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Train reviews
Post-Soullessness. The subway is a very lonely place, full of strangers and rude, listless spirits that never seem to care. It's difficult to believe that one might find a familiar face on the train. Especially one that incites dormant memories. Very minor Akatsukishipping, Cyrus/Dawn.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyrus/Akagi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Yearning and Casual Violence reviews
A series of short one-sentence prompts involving the everlasting love that is Green and Red. Originalshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
No Room for Two reviews
Cynthia wasn't a bad girl; she never tried to be, and if she was, she didn't know it. But a self-proclaimed bad boy just might change her opinion about herself. Lance/Cynthia, Wikierrorshipping. Warning: Racy. Proceed with caution.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Cynthia/Shirona, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Beware the Darkness reviews
Beware the darkness. Beware its sound and its scent. The darkness will kill me here, for I do not know what lurks within its monstrous shadows. Daniel POV.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Bones reviews
"Mommy, where are you? Are we playing hide-and-seek? Please come out, Mommy. It's not funny anymore. I'm scared." Contest entry. Gameverse.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Cubone/Karakara, Marowak/Garagara - Complete
Tuesday reviews
Second day of a Kissing Drabbles challenge. Gold and Silver visit Saffron City, despite the sad memories that come with it. Preciousmetalshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Save Me, Germany! reviews
OLDFIC. Germany is getting a little tired of having to save Italy every time he gets into trouble. But something drives him to be Italy's savior, and he's not quite sure what that is. One-sided Gertalia fluff and some implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
They're Just Carrots reviews
OLDFIC. Absolutely nothing can heal Vaughn's aversion to carrots. Not even Chelsea. Most of the time, anyway. Chelsea/Vaughn. IoH universe. Rated for language.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
What Is That Thing reviews
CRACK. Gold's curious as to what Ruby's hat is really supposed to be. Gold/Ruby's hat. Mangaverse. Rated for language and slight sexuality.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ruby, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Playing Tag reviews
AU. Riley invites Steven and his Pokemon over for a seemingly innocent lunch, but his intentions may be slightly more sinister. Steven/Riley, Steelfedorashipping. And some Skarmory/Lucario for no good reason.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Steven S./Daigo, Riley/Gen - Complete
The Cursed Ghost and the Lonely Gentleman reviews
Hello. I've come back for you. Oh, don't be so surprised. We had a deal, remember? Based off the Pokemon Cursed Black creepypasta.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Red - Complete
Hair reviews
Gameverse. "Silver, is your hair stading up, or are you just happy to see me?" Preciousmetalshipping, Gold/Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Itty Bitty Story of Ichabod reviews
This is the tale of a brave little Unown named Ichabod who found the strength within himself to venture outside the Ruins of Alph and charm his way into the heart of folklore. Gameverse. Somewhat AU.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Unown/Unknown, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
The Drying Pan reviews
Animeverse. Brock has never been in love with something more in his entire life, and the pain followed him everywhere. Brock/Trusty Frying Pan. It had to be done sometime.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Brock/Takeshi - Complete
A Continental Breakfast reviews
Green has the same thing for breakfast every morning. Red doesn't like that. For being a mute, Red can be awfully opinionated. Originalshipping, Red/Green.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Last Night reviews
Gameverse. Silver wakes up naked in bed next to an equally naked Gold with a memory blank about what happened the night before. Uh oh. Preciousmetalshipping. Rated T for sexual references and Crystal and Lyra nosing into everything.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Naked Red reviews
It is morning in Pallet town in 1998. An as-of-yet unknown young man begins his Pokemon journey. Now run screaming into to the night. Sceenplay format. Much lulz. Rated for language and sexual references.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Red
Rochambeau reviews
Gameverse. Gold challenges Silver to a rousing game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Who will win? The suspense kills! Impllied Preciousmetalshipping. Gold/Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
The Right Thing to Say reviews
Gameverse. Red has always wanted one thing from Green, and after five months on Mount Silver, he wants it now. But Green isn't going to give it to him without a little punishment first. Originalshipping, Red/Male!Green.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Cheater reviews
Gameverse. When Gold and Silver break up, a certain man decides to pick up the pieces. Gold/Silver, Lance/Silver, Gold/Lance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
A Pretty Face reviews
She's everything I want. Sometimes I wish she wasn't, but she is. Gameverse. Lance/Lyra, Trickyshipping. Lance POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Lance/Wataru, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Touch reviews
Gameverse. Red hates being touched, and Green is determined to help him get over that phobia. Originalshipping. Red/Green.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Lavender Town reviews
What is that?/What do you hear?/You look as if /You've seen a ghost. Poem. All universes.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Banter reviews
Three short conversations between three vastly different couples. Originalshipping Red/Green , Mastershipping Lance/Silver , and Preciousmetalshipping Gold/Silver .
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Lunchtime reviews
Gameverse. Lance wants ice cream for lunch; Silver thinks that's stupid, and he's going to make that opinion known. Mastershipping. Lance/Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Lance/Wataru, Silver/Rival - Complete
Yes, With Lance reviews
Gameverse. When Gold discovers that Silver and Lance are in a relationship, he decides to call Silver and heckle him. Precousmetalshipping and Mastershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Elm, Oak, and the Pokemart Guy reviews
EXTREMECRACK. Oak had never quite been so painfully in love as he was now-and that love was not private. Professor Elm/The guy that gives you the potion on Route 1 and works at the PokeMart/Professor Oak. I need a new hobby.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Prof. Elm/Prof. Utsugi, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O. - Complete
The Top Percentage reviews
CRACK. Trainer Joey has ruffled the wrong feathers this time. Lance/Joey. Gameverse. Purposeful poor writing for the lulz.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Joey/Gorō, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Spoons reviews
Gameverse. Will can't wrap his mind around the fact that not everybody is a psychic. Will/Busgy; Amethystshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Bugsy/Tsukushi, Will/Itsuki - Complete
We Have Been Here Before reviews
SUPERCRACK. Gold returns home to New Bark Town from his Pokemon journey, only to find that things are not as they seem. Gold/The citizens of New Bark Town. No, I don't know why I wrote this. Placed under "Horror" because I don't know where else to put it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
The End reviews
I'm sorry, Green, for everything that I didn't do to save you. Red/Green. Originalshipping. Mangaverse. Red POV, first person.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Burnt reviews
Crack request. Flint was alive only because he was addicted. Flint/Roark and slight Roark/Volkner. Gameverse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Flint/Ōba, Roark/Hyouta - Complete
Scars reviews
Gameverse. Lance might have scars, but not all of them are visible. Mastershipping. Lance/Silver. Silver POV. Silver is eighteen in this story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Lance/Wataru, Silver/Rival
He Waited reviews
CRACK. Something was haunting him. Something that brought him to his knees. And yet it was all he ever wanted. Old Man from Viridian City/Missingno.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - MissingNo.
Technology is Amazing reviews
CRACK. Mutual interests bring people together. Technology is Amazing guy from Pallet Town/Technology is Amazing guy from New Bark Town. For the lulz.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
000 reviews
A glitch still has a soul. Poem.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - MissingNo. - Complete
Vibrations reviews
Lance comes on to Silver one morning, but Silver's feelings for a certain young champion might be too strong for him to reciprocate. Mastershipping and implied Preciousmetalshipping. Lance/Silver and Gold/Silver. Silver POV. Gameverse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lance/Wataru, Silver/Rival - Complete