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Joined 03-19-11, id: 2798106, Profile Updated: 12-22-12

So...my name is ShaunaLee and I'm an SVM fanficaholic.

I don't write the stories, I just read them. Ok, maybe not "just" since I have had the pleasure to beta for a few lovely ladies as the have tested the waters of fanfic. Now I get to read, comment, spell check (I’m strange, I love to correct spelling and I’m dyslexic), and have first access to lots of fun. Good times, good times. I'm a big fan of humour, so if you find something particularly funny, send it my way!

My favourite stories would include...AU, alternate timeline, OOC ONLY if it's really well done and super intentional (usually drastic) and as a result of AU situations. I hate when characters don’t talk like themselves. It drives me nutty when canon based stories have OOC characters. I don't mind mixing TB and SVM characters...mostly because I'm a little in love with TB Lafayette. I love Quinn even though everyone else hates him (He's a frackin' tiger for crying out loud!). I like Sookie paired with anyone but Sam...he's nice but just too plain for her.

If you can keep me laughing with your stories, there is a chance I'll swear fealty to you…and maybe wish to vacation in your head.

People I've been lucky enough to beta for are (one shots or more)

Ericizmine - (I spent about a year and a half on her Multiverse)

pretendi'mnothere - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6559278/13/The-Ballad-of-Love-and-Hate (only chapter 13 but such a good fic I had to promote it here)

- in progress

Miral - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6986315/1/Your-Autumn-Moon (only a few select chapter, she usually does great without a beta)

- on hiatus

Joie Cullen - (Helped with Cosmic Love and Life after Death)

- LAD in progress

DualityOfSoul - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1704956/DualityOfSoul (only her SVM stories)

- POHH on hiatis

Joyindenver - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6995217/1/Purple-Death

- momentarily on hold

Mazza666 - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8182622/1/Erase-and-Rewind

FangbangerLayla - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8268939/1/Stay

Alyanne1375 - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2797281/alyanne1375

- WOC in progress

Dec 22

Also, The Fangreaders are currently gathering nominations for the 2013 Fangies. If you have any recommendations of amazing stories you've been reading (preferably complete but can be in progress as well), send them my way. We have many categories to fill and I'd like to know what hidden gems might be out there.

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Adopt a Vampire by worthfighting4 reviews
Sookie has to put her pride on the line when she's confronted by a vampire that is ignorant of her position with Eric. She finally starts to yield to Eric, but it may be too late....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,398 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Birds of a Feather by chicpea reviews
Sookie works in antiquities, keeping an eye out for artifacts that humans really shouldn't get their hands on. Sheriff Northman is one of the few aware of her other talent. He's profited from leaving her alone, until he's forced to seek her help. SPOV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 284,265 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
I Am Not Your Autumn Moon by Miral reviews
ON HIATUS. A person would have to be crazy to love someone they feared, wouldn't they? Pre-Great Revelation, Brooklyn, NY. Late one night a telepathic bartender sees a man fly off the Verrazano Bridge. Dark. Some humor. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,247 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Beholden by ElfChef reviews
It's hard being a telepathic barmaid but Sookie Stackhouse can't complain. She has a nice life in her small town. It all goes up in smoke when a fairy blackmails her onto marrying a vampire. A vampire that could care less who she is or what she feels. Watch their unlikely story unfold. This isn't an easy love story but then again love and life seldom are.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,483 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Andrew In Drag by esquilo-negligenciadas reviews
When his friend signs up for amateur drag night at a Bourbon Street club, Eric tags along for the entertainment value, but his evening - and his life -is quickly turned on its head as "Sookie" takes to the stage. Written for IWTS 2012, inspired by the Magnetic Fields song.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Eric, Jason - Complete
Erase and Rewind by Mazza666 reviews
IWTS Entry. Telepath Sookie Stackhouse is a doctor at the Facility, a high-security mental health hospital. One night a strange man is brought in with amnesia but is he all that he seems? One-shot. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Love and War by StillAMinx reviews
Sookie is happily mated to Quinn and her life finally seems safe... until Eric comes back to reclaim his bonded, and she faces the biggest threat to her freedom yet. Sequel to "A Lover and a Fighter" & "Goodbye, My Lover." Set post DAG.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 258,344 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sookie
White Blank Page by seastarr08 reviews
Sookie has an intimate encounter that changes her life in more ways than one. Pam/Sookie/Eric: Read A/N.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Not From Here by Roux Roux reviews
Sookie and Eric get sucked into a strange and scary world and must work together to find a way home. More detaild summerary inside.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
The Dead Man of Shreveport by Miral reviews
What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,012 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Know Thyself by Konfetti reviews
Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,611 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Pam and the Lord of Darkness by GoddessD reviews
Entry for the Snarky Sidekick Contest. It's the Lord of Darkness's Birthday and Pam and friends throw a costume party. When Dracula shows up, he is nothing like anyone expected. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Pam, Eric - Complete
All in a Day by Suki59 reviews
We pick up right where Dead Reckoning ends and finish off the day with Sookie. Her life is never dull. Written for the Dead After Dead Reckoning Contest.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead to Her World by JJ Louise reviews
Late one night, while driving back to his bar in Shreveport, Eric spies a woman running down the highway. He stops to help her. He's drawn to her. A/U, kinda OOC. I'm no good with synopsis. Just check it out. :
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,713 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Heat is in the Tools by Miss Construed reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Return of the Stackhouse Six by Miral reviews
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 233,830 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Do Us Part by June Smith reviews
Eric follows Sookie to Sam's brother's wedding. Continues from Dead in the Family.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Can't Stop the Waves by Miss Construed reviews
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
So I Married a Dead Guy by Hippychik reviews
A fun filled romance in which Sookie comes to grips with her Viking vampire "Hubby." Chapters 1 & 2 uploaded together.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Dark Side of the Light by Mazza666 reviews
War is being waged between vampires and the fae. Part-fae Sookie Stackhouse seeks vengeance against the vampire who killed her parents. When captured by vampire Eric Northman she is forced into an alliance which has Sookie questioning everything she once believed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,146 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Revealed by APearle reviews
Continues the night of the Were revelation from CH's Ch.1 of Dead and Gone. It takes into account CH's short story Gift Wrap as well. Update: Now that D&G is out, letting you know that THIS story does NOT recognize the full 9th book. Only the 1st chapter.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 112,012 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sookie, Quinn
Ache for You by seastarr08 reviews
Canon/AU: Instead of being saved in DAG, Sookie disappeared from Eric's life, but continued to haunt his dreams. Thirty years later, he starts to realize what it all means.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead or Deader by Dead Addict reviews
Sookie searches for a missing Bill while she and Eric try to discover why vampires are dying from a mysterious illness. Sequel to "Dead or Undead" – recap included in Chapter 1. Post "Dead in the Family". Now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,552 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
SOOKIE AND HADLEY: BLOOD SISTERS by JoxX reviews
SVM, Without Grans infulence I believe Sookie would have turned to a life of crime...with telepathy wouldn't you? Mawhaha...With tradgey & trouble following Sookie like rabid dogs will she find a family, love and a home in the most unlikely place?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 141,702 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hadley, Sookie - Complete
Hagar at Hooligan's by Dead Addict reviews
Sookie finally makes it to Claude's strip club for ladies night. Meant as a short following "Dead or Undead", but works as a stand alone short post DitF .
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead or Undead by Dead Addict reviews
Sookie makes tough realizations about Eric and their relationship while Louisiana gets a new King. Tries to stay true to CH's characters and voice. Post Dead in the Family - Spoilers for books 1-10 abound. Completed with EPILOGUE.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,015 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
A Lover and a Fighter by StillAMinx reviews
Sequel to 'Goodbye, My Lover.' Quinn is teaching Sookie to defend herself while Eric is mysteriously absent. With the tiger back and hotter than ever, will she still want the distant dead guy? Set post DAG
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,455 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sookie, Quinn - Complete
Goodbye, my lover by StillAMinx reviews
After the events of "Dead and Gone", Sookie decides to make some changes so no-one can hurt her ever again. But will there still be a place for Eric in her new life? Rated M for ESN in later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,532 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sigebert and Wybert by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie almost runs down a German tourist and invites him and his brother to tent in her woods. All Human Sandwich. An attempt at answering the question: Can other characters than our favorite Viking be hot with Sookie? Warning: Contains menage MMF.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sigebert, Wybert - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Safe Harbor by 2640487 reviews
Sookie has no memory.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,829 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead Man's Hand by PrincessStayPuff reviews
AU/AH Sookie has a new job at a night club and soon finds out exactly how much trouble a telepath can get into in the world of underground poker; while simultaneously becoming intrigued by a hot/blonde piece of man meat…I think we all know who.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sookie - Complete
Winter Vampire by Thyra10 reviews
Vampires are not out of the coffin. Eric is "home", but misses the American celebration of Halloween. All is better when he meets a telepath on a candlelit graveyard. My entry for Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest. AU. Rated M. EPOV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Left For Dead by Malanna reviews
Sequel to "Dead to Rights". After the battle for Sookie's survival, a tribunal has been called, and the vampire community is facing threats to their very existence. Spoilers for books 1-8 and 'Gift Wrap'.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,547 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
First Attraction by DuskLikeDawn reviews
This short story is Quinn's POV during Dead as a Doornail. The dialogue is even pulled directly from that book. I only changed the POV and the thoughts. This takes place during Colonel Flood's Funeral and the Packmaster Competition.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Quinn, Sookie - Complete