Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Dark Tower series, Secret Window, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Misc. Books, Shakespeare, Good Omens, Boondock Saints, and Brokeback Mountain.
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Prepare yourselves for a bio of epic proportions...
Hopefully, It’s not too boring for you.
Planned Fics (Will not necessarily amount to anything, though...):
Beast Within: Lord of the Flies. Years after the boys were rescued, Ralph still can't put the past behind him. When a chance encounter in a pub destroys everything he thought he knew... can he learn to forgive?
His Obsession: Scrubs. I think the Janitor is stalking me... or something. Sure, he's always given me special attention before, if only to torment me. But this time, it's different.
Strange Happenings at Pemberley: P&P. A few months after their wedding, Darcy and Elizabeth’s world is turned upside-down when an absurd gaggle of admirers arrive on their doorstep. The occasion? Why, the Annual Pride and Prejudice Convention, of course!
Hypocrite: Boondock Saints. Paulie couldn’t talk like a man. He couldn’t fight like a man. But he could take it like a man. A look inside the psyche of FBI Agent Smecker.
Amazing Bio... in 3rd Person!
SmileVampy is the nom de plume of Jessie, a 22 year old Connecticutian girlady turned Massachusetteer... The name comes from a doodle she drew way back in 8th grade of a smiley face with fangs...
She was born. Then, she grew up. Sort of.
Jessie goes to college in Massachusetts. She is a senior on the 5-year plan because she loves learning too much. She is majoring in English (Creative Writing and Journalism) and minoring in Biology. She used to minor in Theatre but it's really just a very involved hobby for her. She loves living life. Even when things get too stressful, or sad, or rage-inducing... She can't get enough of being alive. She has odd mood swings, and oftentimes will cry at the drop of the hat (although she's been working on that!)
If you know SmileVampy in person, then you will know that she is a rather odd bird; half of the time she is dark, brooding, withdrawn, and antisocial... the other half she is amiable, chatty, and forward. She is always sarcastic... And never, ever suicidal (Jessie enjoys life to much).
Jessie is a jack of all trades... of sorts. She writes both comedy and angst, and, according to third-party input, writes both fairly well. She is a lover/writer of both slash and het. She never sticks to just one fandom (With the exception of Harry Potter, because there's so much to work with)
Jessie, thanks to Stephen King's Dark Tower saga, has an obsession with the number 19.
Some Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Interview with the Vampire, Stranger than Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Clockwork Orange, Death to Smoochy, Gran Torino, Braveheart, Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Butterflies are Free, Boondock Saints, Zombieland, Garden State, The Green Mile, WALL-E, Angels in America, Tropic Thunder, A Streetcar Named Desire, Platoon, Chicago, Inception, Catch Me If You Can, Amadeus, Life is Beautiful, Pride and Prejudice, Red Eye, Young Frankenstein, Labyrinth, Identity, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Patriot, Elephant Man, The Cider House Rules, Talk Radio, V For Vendetta, Damn Yankees, Milk, Hard Candy, Storm of the Century, Julie & Julia, Biloxi Blues, The Aviator, Rushmore, A Fish Called Wanda, Juno, Avatar
Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, Heroes, Twin Peaks, Rescue Me, House, Lost, Bones, Star Trek, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dead Like Me, Titus, Monty Python, Wonderfalls, Golden Girls, X-Files, The Nanny, I Love the 70's/80's/90's
Favorite Cartoons: Death Note, Venture Brothers
Favorite Singers/Bands/Composers: Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkel, Lemon Demon, Mozart, Bach, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Louis Armstrong, Carl Orff, Iron and Wine, Frou Frou, Von Bondies, Queen, Evanescence, Angelo Badalamenti, Hikaru Utada, Gackt, Taylor Hicks, etc.
Favorite Authors: John Irving, Alan Moore, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Jeffery Deaver, Thomas Harris, Neil Gaiman, Anthony Burgess, Gaston Leroux, Jasper Fforde, Tennessee Williams, Shakespeare, Megan McCafferty, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuck Paulahniuk, George Orwell, Mary Stuart, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Austen, Chris Bojahlian
~~~~All-Time Favorite Pairings!1!~~~~
Snape/Lily, Snape/Lucius, Lucius/Narcissa, Dumbledore/Grindelwald (HP)... Axel/Roxas (Kingdom Hearts 2)... J.D./Dr. Cox, J.D./Janitor (Scrubs)... Jimmy/Gary, Gary/Petey (Bully) Crowley/Aziraphale (Good Omens)... Kenny/anyone (South Park) Darcy/Lizzie (P&P)...Amon/Robin, Michael/Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)... Jack/Norrington, Jack/Elizabeth (PotC)... Smecker/Greenly (Boondock Saints)... Ennis/Jack (BBM)... Lecter/Clarice (SotL, etc.)... Mercutio/everyone (Shakespeare)... Jack/Ralph (Lord of the Flies)... Nny/Devi, Nny/Edgar (JtHM)... House/Wilson, House/Cuddy (House, M.D)... Kate/Sawyer, Sawyer/Sayid (Lost)... Booth/Tempe (Bones)... Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)... Spike/Buffy (Buffy)... Erik/Christine (PotO)... Mulder/Scully (X-Files)... Tumnus/Lucy (C.S. Lewis)...
Other Parings I Enjoy:
Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Snape/Hermione, etc. Lord of the Rings: Faramir/Eowyn, Aragorn/Eowyn, Legolas/Gimli Bully: Jimmy/Petey, Jimmy/Gord Darren Shan Saga: Crepsley/Darren, Crepsley/Arra F. Scott Fitzgerald: Gatsby/Daisy, Gatsby/Nick Stephen King: Roland/Cuthbert, Eddie/Susannah, Flagg/anyone Hitchhiker’s Guide: Arthur/Fenchurch, Marvin/Zaphod Outsiders: Ponyboy/Johnny, Dally/Johnny Peter Pan: Peter/Wendy/Hook In the Forests of the Night: Aubrey/Jessica Bridget Jones: Bridget/Mark, Mark/Daniel Batman Begins: Crane/Darcy Crandell (OC by Blodeuedd), Crane/Rachel Constantine John/Chas, John/Angela Bones: Hodgins/Angela Lost: Sayid/Nadia, Charlie/Claire, Locke/Boone Twin Peaks: Cooper/Audrey, Cooper/Truman Buffy: Spike/Angel, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara Will and Grace: Will/Jack Final Fantasy IX: Zidane/Dagger, Zidane/Kuja Final Fantasy X/X-2: Auron/anyone, Paine/anyone, Gippal/Nooj/Baralai, Tidus/Yuna, Seymour/Yuna Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kairi, Sora/Riku, Ansem/Riku Xenosaga: chaos/anyone, Albedo/Jr./Gaignun, Allen/Shion, Jr./MOMO Invader Zim: Zim/Dib, Red/Purple Hey Arnold Arnold/Helga Simpsons: Smithers/Burns, Sideshow Bob/Bart, Homer/Marge
Note: While I may not have read from some (well, most) of these categories, let alone have them on my favorites list, just know that I support every fandom and pairing listed above.
On My Parodies: I write movie parodies not for laughs (albeit they are a nice bonus), but because I love them... My lowly fics are but a tribute, an appreciation, if you will. When a person writes a parody in hate, 9 times out of 10 the result is not not funny... really just a caustic, non-witty, steaming turd. Rest assured, readers... I will never, never write a parody on a movie I do not like. Ever.