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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Command & Conquer, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and Star Wars.

Ok, I'm the good dr.

I am NOT a doctor.

Here is the status of my stories (and ideas for stories) and a slightly better description of what they all are. All stories are on hiatus until I find the time to update them. Seeing as I am in college that might not be for a while.

Perspective- The rewrite of International Police. Only this time it's cannon compliant for the most part. It takes place in an isolationist America during GOF, and details just how scared everyone is of a possible death eater resurgence.

International Police- Formerly my pride and joy, which shows you just how bad an author I am. It's about an American (named Dale) who is sent to hogwarts to investigate Umbridge, and he is packing a secret (No he is not related to anyone from the series. Nor is he gay, a woman, from the future, or probably anything ever used by anyone else). Is set from OotP onwards (though skipps DH). Just to tell you now that secret is not a cross over. rated T for violence, language, yo moma jokes involving sex, and gore. The character Dale Franlkin is currently on loan to the author A Dash of Yellow for her fanfic In the land of fangirls. Yes my OC is a bit OOC, but deal with it.

Toy soldiers- the original is a twoshot about a top secret military team who gets a little caught up in DH events. rated T for violence. The second chapter is set post DH, preepilogue, with the main character telling the story of his internment prior to his death.

Toy soldiers 2867- takes place in the year 2867, and is about a civil war humanity has around 300 years after earth was invaded by aliens. The snag? It's mugglesversuswizards, and who said ET wasn't still at war with earth. (not a crossover, just wanted to use that term, ). Follow the new toy soldiers and the ship Retribution throughout this war. Rated T for violence being rewritten. On perminent hiatus.

What about Gary Stu?- Honestly I'm tired of everyone bitching and moaning about just Mary Sues, maybe it's because I write Gary Stus

Why I hate Nod infantry- Self explanatory, why I hate Nod infantry from C&C 3 Kane's Wrath. No patriotism, K plus for mild language.

I can not tell a cliche- After reading a parody in which Harry Potter was emo, I decided to parodize emo Harry. Only this time Harry knows he's in a parody and is killed before we even get far into the story.

A less hypocritical Cliche killer fic- The author decides to kill sues WITHOUT creating another in its place. The solution to this problem? Simple, find the most sociopathicdroid from the Star Wars universe and send it to Harry Potter. Primarily a crossover with Star Wars KotoR and Harry Potter, but will have other crossovers later.

A reflection on the idiocy that is the 20th century- A oneshot in which Luna Lovegood, a passenger aboard the Enterprise D wonders what the hell was going through JKR's head when she made the Harry Potter series, and why she has to try and correct the author's mistakes by playing in the holodeck. Oneshot.

Dumbledore's Manipulations- One shots which involve Manipulative Dumbles, and how authors try and deal with him. In otherwords its a freakin parody.

I have a profile on fiction press, if you want to read anything else by me click on the link http://www.fictionpress.com/~thegooddr


So decided to clean up my profile, no idea if/when I'll get back to writing, but we'll see.

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A Different Type Of Super by DesertDragon06 reviews
Danny Phantom has become a huge problem in Amity Park! Causing trouble and scaring the citizens, accroding to Mayor Vlad Masters. The Incredibles, who see this as a problem are on the case, but there is something more sinister than just Vlad in Amity Park
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Danny F.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11521 - Favs: 8,579 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Will of the Empire by CzarZelinsky reviews
Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 184,187 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Wedge A., F. Piett
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever by rpnielsen reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,263 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
The Human War by Generatedname reviews
The Citadel Council is a peaceful conglomerate of races, blissfully unaware of the horrors that lurk beyond their space. Humanity, meanwhile, is a race that has fought against these alien horrors ever since they made contact. What will happen when the two societies meet? Will peace follow war? Or is the Citadel Council doomed to fall to humanity? Rewrite of When Civilizations Meet.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,222 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 3/29/2016
The First Movement of the Odyssey by Crazy-88 reviews
"You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies with you and your people" Because all it takes is one ship. Perhaps in the wrong place... But unquestionably, at the right time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 206,461 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013
Advance The Phoenix by Rachelme177 reviews
Year 7 sequel to Follow the Phoenix. Harry & Albus have made Horcrux hunting a family sport. Add a secret plan to elope, Voldemort's obsession with taking Harry alive, and Snape deciding to 'be nice', and it promises to be an interesting year. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 333,906 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Albus D.
Change of Heart by BlitzAce-1 reviews
What if Malak's attempt to betray Revan failed and Bastila discovered Revan's true motives behind attacking the republic and decides to join him?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,185 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Revan, Bastila S.
INSERT CLICHED GOFFIK SONG HERE by SpiritlessDespondency reviews
Dora Lee nd Lunar Lovegod emburk on da wordest jurney of der lives. RATED M FOR GRAFFICK GOFF/PREP seenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/26/2009 - OC, Luna L.
Consequences of Power by Matt Thermo reviews
After escaping the asylum with the unintended help of another patient, Azula is up to her old tricks as she plans revenge against Zuko. But, as her mental state declines, she may find that her greatest enemy is herself. As Azula... full summery inside
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 229,848 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Azula
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Darkest Lord by Lord Darth Master reviews
A galactic accident sends an entire Sith fleet four thousand years into the future. From there, Darth Revan is forced to re-establish power and launch war against the empire, while the Rebel Alliance is caught between the two Sith forces.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,678 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Revan, Bastila S.
Across the Universe by RebelYellers reviews
What if, instead of following Mace Windu to arrest Palpatine, Anakin had stayed put like he was told?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,417 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Audacity by OhSoDeadly reviews
Only 24%, Colonel? Considering the events of Dramus City in 2550, Emile might need a bit more than that.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five
The Flight of the Alicorn by Ponydora Prancypants reviews
Rarity must uncover a conspiracy in order to prevent a war that threatens to consume ponies and griffons alike. The greatest challenge? Doing so alongside Prince Blueblood.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 227,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood - Complete
Set Course for Fail by ShadowedSerenity reviews
Follow Noble Team on wacky adventures that hold no relevance at all! Thats right its all fun and games now and hopefully someone will get hurt!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
My Little Pony: Administration is Magic by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
This story is based on the characters Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, and is an example of a fan taking the court lives of two fictional royalty figures way too seriously.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,714 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Colonization: First Contact by G.I.U.L.I.O reviews
A message from Nightmare Moon makes Princess Luna wary of what the stars could bring. When a massive human colony ship arrives Pony life will change forever. Bad summary. Rated M mostly for safety war/diplomatic themes and possible adult scenes later on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
At the Heart by Buddyboy98 reviews
AU: What if Revan was aware of Malak's impending betrayal? What if he was aware of the Jedi Strike Team's attempt to kill him? What if he had captured Bastila instead of the other way around? How will it have changed Galactic History? DSM Revan/Bastila
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 88,908 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
Captured Me and My Heart by 1h2s3m reviews
Ginny, the Minister's daughter, is kidnapped by Voldemort. the last thing she expects is to fall in love with a gorgeous guy with black hair, and beautiful green eyes. A guy who just happens to be the dark lord's son! My take on a much used idea. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Third Order by Effiron reviews
Silas' recovery after his encounter with Sion, and the journey into the tomb of Ludo Kresh begins. DSM Exile
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 134,859 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Exile/Meetra Surik
Red vs Blue: Resurrection by l Pvt Caboose l reviews
Following the events of Revelation. The Meta survived his fall, but is badly injured. He is found by an old friend who intends to help him get back onto his feet. Meta plots his revenge.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
The Thirteenth Cylon by Draco volans reviews
At the end of his seventh year Harry Potter has defeated voldemort. But the war came at a price and his faith in humanity has been shattered. Transferred to a new world, he makes his place as the enigmatic 13th cyclon. Harry Potter nBSG crossover. OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Harry P., Number Six
Stargate Equestria: Incursion by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 2: When a new threat enslaves Equestria, the ponies must turn to Colonel Jack O'Neill and SG-1 for help once more.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Another Perspective of Things by Jefardi reviews
A view of what happened in KotOR from one of the characters that had the least amount to do with the plot: T3-M4. Rated M for a bit of excessive violence. Reviews would be much appreciated, actually extremely appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - T3-M4, Revan
Red vs Blue: Resurgence by Roogs reviews
As Washington's worst fears come to fruition, he must struggle to keep Red and Blue teams alive. When push comes to shove, will old habits die hard?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010
A Fable of Heroes From Ages Old and New: Tale 1 by Zarkovagis9 reviews
After Lucien takes Sparrow and Rose under his wing, Theresa must bring back the mighty Alexander, the Hero of Oakvale, back from the dead to aid her. Together, they must find a way to destroy the Spire before Lucien uses it for his own ambitions.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
Halo: Lost and Found :: A Halo Wars Epilogue by Owen Atticus reviews
The Spirit of Fire is adrift in space, slowly making its way back home, when Serina, the ship's AI, awakens Captain James Cutter. The crew of the Spirit of Fire will find itself once again fighting for Humanity against forces known and unknown. Follow the Spartans, Cutter, Ellen Anders, and all new characters as they dive headfirst into danger.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,576 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - J. Cutter, E. Anders - Complete
A Tale of Two Rustbuckets by Meshakhad reviews
On the other side of the universe, two ships may have found the help they needed...
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,083 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - W. Adama, Eli W.
How To End Harry Potter In 200 Words or Less by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
Or, Funny Ways to Kill Voldemort in a series of unrelated One-Shots. Most are just fun. I don't mean to offend anyone in any way. I'm just letting my morbid sense of humor run wild. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Voldemort
The Last Year by DSK7723 reviews
Reality is more than black and white, and history as you know it is a lie. Heavily AU
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 234,238 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bastila S., Revan - Complete
Reaching Out by JbearInChief reviews
Cheesy title sorry . Kat and Carter are witnessing the collapse of Reach, and possibly of Humanity as a whole. When you're running on borrowed time, is there any room to reach out to each other and admit to the truth? Kat x Carter Rated T for now.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
Hex by MagnusVolcanus reviews
There is no fate save what we make. Harry Potter has chosen to take fate into his own hands. With his power, young Harry becomes a spellcaster unlike any other. With this power, he will be known only as: Hex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 5,063 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Halo 2: Redder Than Ever by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
After destroying a giant ring-world capable of destroying a galaxy, Sarge, Donut, Simmons, and Grif return to Earth for some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately the Covenant show up to Earth, and causes a domino affect that throws this team back in action.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Cortana, Arbiter
Master Chef: Cooking Evolved by I have a jar of dirt reviews
The world famous shooter game, Halo: Combat Evolved, retold with a culinary twist. This is so stupid, not to be taken seriously.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, J. Keyes
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
RvB Dead Memories by 032-Bias reviews
Follows a young Agent Washington during and shortly after Epsilon's implantation. Rated M for language and some risque situations.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010
The Last Crusade by Cavartiash reviews
AU Story. With Padawan Shan's battle meditation ability having manifested. She is given to the only Master they feel can train her abundant talents. The youngest Jedi Knight. Knight Revan. Much to both of their dismay, as their personalities clash!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Revan, Bastila S.
Harry Potter and the Venom Within by Ultraman Nexus reviews
Venom Crossover. What do you get when you bond together a angsty, teenage wizard with a liquid black symbiote from outer space that has a near obssesion with brains and chocolate? Insanity, that's what. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Death Buffet by The-Onyx-LoLita reviews
Sequel to The Fat And The Furious. The world is now run by the Dark Wizards and any Mudblood or Muggle is in dire peril, especially now that Ron has joined the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ron W., Tom R. Jr.
Knights of the Dead Republic by SixTwoSixFour reviews
Revan has won. The Republic is beaten, and the Jedi Order has fallen. And there is only one hope left, the one spark lighting up the darkness of the Sith Empire- Mira Kast, the Jedi Exile. AU, third person, serious.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Carth O.
KOTOR: Return from darkness by Candle in the Night reviews
What if Revan had never fallen to the darkside in the Mandalorian wars? What if he instead returned to the Republic and the Jedi, while his best friend, Malak ventures to find the Star Forge without Revan's knowledge? Male Revan/Bastila
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Attack of the Sues". The kids are all grown up and blissfully unable to remember their last encounter with a demented Mary-Sue named Acacya. All of that is about to change... Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,211 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009
Rebirth of the Legion by Tiberius Kane Moriarty reviews
The Exile's choices have given birth to unintended consequences. Now the galaxy is on the verge of a Galactic War, as the Dark Side slowly dims the Light. Combines Kotor 1&2. DSM Exile, DSf Exile, DSF Revan. Follows DSF Exile's path. No pairings for now
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Exile/Meetra Surik
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
American Aurors and Werewolves by Nerdy Noxy reviews
Ellen Wilde, quirky American Auror, travels with 5 other Aurors to help the Order during a rough time. She soon finds herself comfortable with new customs, and growing quite fond of one Remus Lupin, the resident werewolf at Grimmauld. Remus/OC OOTP&Beyond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Remus L., OC
Follow the Phoenix by Rachelme177 reviews
AU after HBP:Chap2. After OotP, better choices are made: instead of staying a passive influence, Albus becomes an active part of Harry’s life; and Ginny becomes a better friend. And at the end of summer, the hunt for the Horcruxes begins! H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Red 4 Blue by GeneralGunnut reviews
Sarge builds a time machine in an attempt to eliminate the Blues. However, the two teams are sent way back in time, and now must fight together in order to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Crossover - Halo & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Zoey
25 Things You Can Find In a Grunt's Pack by DraconicKeyblader reviews
Ever wonder what's in a Grunt's pack? Well Dutch and Romeo are about to find out. Please read and review.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2010
Why humanity won the war by Ranger24 reviews
Based off of Lord Mandolores why the Covenant lost the war. This is an indepth study of why the UNSC won the Human Covenant war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Assimilation by Yoda1976 reviews
Star Wars/Star Trek Crossover: The Borg arrive in the Empire via a wormhole.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,844 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Darth Vader
Red vs Blue PSA: Zero Tolerance by Dezblade reviews
The guys from Red vs. Blue give a Personal Service Announcement on what is Zero Tolerance and what it means. Only for them to find out later that they have received orders to have Zero Tolerance in their bases! Entry for RvB PSA contest. M for language
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Malediction by Hoshi-tachi reviews
When your name itself damns you, where can you turn? Not even to the gods... No pairings, Dark!Harry.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P.
Revenge of the Cookie Sith by QuixoticQuest reviews
The sequel to "The Temptation." Luke goes to hunt down Vader who stole his cookies. But he ends up getting caught up in an argument about bad dialogue instead. Will Luke ever get his cookies back? Or will Vader eat them all? M for fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Nothing Is As Simple As We Hope It Will Be by Pandor4 reviews
HPSGA After the replicators have damaged Atlantis the crew is continuing out into deep space and John must do everything in his powers to stay alive, even if it does mean using magic again. no SGAseason4 compliant. On hold for work on "The Affair of S.S"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Luna L., Rodney M.
Collision by JTER reviews
James T. Kirk - meet James T. Kirk.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk
The Adventures of Doc, Omega and Lopez by Berzerk-Fury reviews
Taking place during season 4 of Blood Gulch Chronicles, the evil AI Omega attempts to take over the universe with his faithful minions Doc and Lopez, creating his own video journal of his triumphs/failures.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009
The Fleet of Retribution by VegasSpartan reviews
The Carrier Shadow of Intent leads the Separatist forces on a mission of eradicating the final Brute Loyalists, and a secret unit of ODSTs is with them. Rated for Violence and Language. WIP so please R and R!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Rtas 'Vadumee, Arbiter
Sanity's Only Hope by KxS reviews
Stephenie Meyer has taken over America, and is heading for a bigger goal...the world! It's up to five kids to save the world from the ever spreading Twilight craze...the Anti-Twilighters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Boy Who Reminded Them Of Daniel by allroadslead2coffee reviews
SG1 Crossover: Take Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Jack O'Neil, Daniel Jackson, Samantha Carter, and Teal'C, mix thoroughly, garnish with bacon, and serve to an unprepared Severus Snape. Forum for story now up.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/10/2006 - D. Jackson, Harry P.
The Odyssey by Airam4u reviews
The Galactica ends up giving a lost SG-1 a lift, all the while hoping that they can help each other with the common goal they share: Reach Earth. Crossover with Stargate SG1
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,558 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Fred and George at the Ministry by EternalEarth reviews
15-year old Fred and George are sent on Work Experience for two weeks to the Ministry,in the hopes of them taking education more seriously.Will they embrace the opportunity or cause havoc? Read to find out...Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Future Repeats today by DreadedGuardian reviews
"Cortana?" He asked, his voice a harsh rasp. "Yes, Chief?" "Am I dead?" -DISCONTINUED DUE TO HALO 4-
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2009
Kiss Me, Sweet Master! by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Or: The failed relationships of Ahsoka Tano. Crack!fic. Chapter four: In which a certain Captain Rex finds himself involved.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya/Shira Brie
How Times Change by xRiddleMeThisx reviews
Hermione had always learned that the past cannot be changed... or can it? Strange events occur when she and Harry are thrown back into the 1940's, and soon she realizes that a seventeen year old Tom Riddle is the least of her problems... HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,590 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Traveler's Secret by eternalangelkiss reviews
It’s 1940 and Paris has just fallen to the Nazi Regime. England now stands alone. A weary traveler, carrying a dangerous secret, comes to England seeking help from Albus Dumbledore. Can Dumbledore protect the traveler and his secret?Some violence no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,438 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Albus D., OC - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
The Final Frontier of Madness by thesemimaster reviews
The Enterprise is having it too easy, so Q decides to give Picard his biggest headache yet. Rated M for strong language and situations. A Red vs. Blue crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
The Deer Woman by OliveOilMed reviews
In New Orleans, wizards, vampires, and all men of races magical and non can be found. And in 1893, a non-discriminating serial killer begins picking off men on the streets. A creature previously only known to the American Indians and none other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Humans by Yautja117 reviews
Sequal to "Human." While John and Cortana prepare for their wedding, the Arbiter runs into some problems.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009
Emancipation by AtrumUnas reviews
Harry Potter/Stargate crossover. Full details inside. Harry joins SG1 as a separate person, rather than being on of the members already. Covers from Season 1 through Season 3 after which little of the original storyline remains.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 135,545 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P.
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
White Light by Lord Darth Master reviews
First in the Origin Series. Revan, the son of a criminal merchant on Deralia, is discovered by the Jedi Order and trained as one of their most promising knights. Background story for The Darkest Lord and all future works.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Revan, Kreia
Once More Unto The Breach by pyrotorch246 reviews
The Master Chief is unfrozen from his cryo chamber after two years drifting in space. At the same time, after twenty years, the Spirit of Fire finds a dead ship in the middle of uncharted deep space. DEAD FIC
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
nogarE by FrescaPower reviews
Everything in Alagaesia is the opposite of what it should be. Brom is young, Arya is weak, Angela is sane, Murtagh wants to go to the Varden,and Eragon questions nothing. A parody of the Eragon movie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Which Is Better? by Silas Goodwill reviews
Someone asked. This is what happened.
Crossover - Halo & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Life changing decisions by kicky-potter reviews
Minerva finds out that Harry is being abused by the Dursleys and decides to take him in...this changes Harrys life completely
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Minerva M.
The Unlucky Spartan by Shadowindesire reviews
Petty Officer Master Chief is the luckiest Spartan to have come out of the program created by Dr. Halsey. As we know the world must balance itself, so for every good there must be a bad, by this logic if John was the luckiest then who was the unluckiest?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
Cruelty and the Beast by DeathlikeSilence reviews
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, and Hogwarts is at unrest. A shy, bullied girl, known by her classmates as 'Moaning Myrtle', is meanwhile preoccupied with her infatuation for Tom Riddle. Little does she know that her love will prove to be fatal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,706 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete
Chocolate Continuum by remerkaba reviews
Stealing Sam's Chocolate can lead to dire results. One shot based on comments about Continuum Interrupted.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Twitards Invade the Enterprise by suburbantimewaster reviews
The Enterprise is invaded by fangirls who believe Data is Edward Cullen. However, Data has an opinion on the series that these fangirls would never agree with.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Data - Complete
In the land of fangirls by A Dash of Yellow reviews
Tom Riddle messes with the Writer, which results him being thrown into Fangirl land. Will he surrvior thier perverted minds? Will the Mary-sues get him? Will the fangirls take over the fandom? Will Natalie ever have mercy on him? Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Welcome to Hogwarts by Fantasyfan4ever reviews
Ever wondered how Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Lord Voldemort first arrived at Hogwarts? An oneshot depicting the young wizard's thoughts at the time along with his sorting. A special birthday oneshot for Mira Christy'Withered Rose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Badlykept Secrets by Sakura.x.Blossom reviews
A parody on the 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' movie. Full of Harry stupidity, swearing and general mocking. I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
MELTDOWN by FireBuff51 reviews
An innocent scientist watches helplessly as terrorists are about to destroy his small country's first nuclear power plant. When all is lost, he prays for a miracle...and it suddenly appears.
Ghost Recon series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009
Harry Potter and the Indecisive Title by Randomwolf1 reviews
Harry Potter turns inexplicably evil, what fun! AU and random OOCness. I probably won't update often. Read and Review please. criticism welcome encouraged in fact but i'm blathering on, just read it please. rated for paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Contact Harvest: The Cylon War by Vile Twitch reviews
When the Cylons fled the Twelve Colonies of Kobol what if they came across the UNSC in the year 2525 Halo/HaloWars/BSG2003
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
A Stupid, Messed Up Parody by Chocofreakazoid reviews
Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
Prevarications and Pragmatism by DrMckay reviews
Summary: Bill Adama and Saul Tigh are instructors and administrators of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are the Commander and XO of a Colonial Battlestar called Galactica. Pure, undiluted randomness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., W. Adama
Like a Lethifold by Expecting Rain reviews
Luna's stay at Malfoy Manor and after. Featuring Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Luna L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Inverted by megamatt09 reviews
AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,777 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Voldemort's Second Chance by nebthims reviews
After being soundly defeated at The Battle of Hogwarts, Lord Voldemort is given a second chance at life. However, is everything as it appears? DH spoilers. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,614 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Voldemort, OC
Desert Warrior by ShadeDancer reviews
HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
A Different Kind of Triage by Zessa reviews
The leftovers of the 4077th Colonial MASH Unit deal with life on New Caprica, survival, and attempt to retain their humanity in the midst of impossible circumstances. A BSG:2003/MASH crossover.
Crossover - M*A*S*H & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hawkeye P.
Razgriz the Blue by Razgriz the Black reviews
Eragon hears a powerful voice and makes a deal with it.Eragon/many things crossover.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
Beautiful Disaster by hg-always reviews
With the war against the Dark spiraling downhill, the Order is crushed to learn Voldemort has a son—-and what’s more, he’s Harry Potter, the boy who was thought to be dead for 18 years. And what is it about Ginny Weasley that’s caught Harry’s attention?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
WHAT? by Revan's split personality reviews
A shameless 'self-insert', to an extent. Huzzah for bottomless RPG pockets and looting corpses! Rating may change with additional chapters. WARNING: Has SWEARING.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Am not going by Inscribe-sin reviews
A Muggle-born opposed to going to Hogwarts mixed with a hassled McGonagall, a dash of a pissed-off Snape and two clueless parents. My attempt in humor/parody
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Daughter of Atlas by Sayle reviews
When the Odyssey is flung from her universe into another the crew and SG1 just want to get back home. But when the damaged Odyssey becomes a prize to be had by both the Cylons and the Colonials, getting home may be the least of their problems. SG1/nBSG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Band of Misfits by Dead Man Writing Is Dead reviews
Its Harrys 6th year and something has gone horribly wrong. Dumbledore never took Harry to see Slughorn, and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher seems to have everyone under her spell. It will take a rag tag bunch of misfits to end her reign
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Eloise M., Blaise Z.
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 7,104 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tortured Paradise by Shadows Of The Storm reviews
Atton thinks about his relationship with the Exile. Warning: DARKER THAN NORMAL! Atton POV, DSF Exile/Atton. Every chapter is a new one-shot! Please leave a review! Disclaimer: I don't own a single thing.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
High Skies by The Unstoppable Hug Machine reviews
Fred Weasley II goes to get a new Quidditch broom and meets his namesake uncle along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fred W.
The BWAHA Institute for Villainy Presents by The Unstoppable Hug Machine reviews
The BWAHA Institute for Villainy, the most trusted name in the Wizarding World for Dark Lord training and henchmen staffing services, Presents the 1,958th Annual Training Workbook For Dark Lords And Associated Henchmen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
The Talk by Suburban Sun reviews
Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Obviousness by I own the Python's cheese shop reviews
Random parody I made of, obviously, Chamber of Secrets. Dobby's a gangsta! Seamus is followed by terrorists! Dumbledore isn't gay! Join in the fun! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P.
Breaking Destiny's Bonds by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
What if Anakin had a sudden burst of common sense? The Emperor is out to destroy his would be apprentice and his family. Yoda tries to rebuild the Order in secret. ROTS rewrite. Please read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,216 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Dat Boy Who Lived, G by cornishpixie860 reviews
I wrote this a few years ago, being silly. hahaha. this is ridiculous. rated for foul language and minor drug use...update, 2016: I'm gonna leave this here, but I just wanna say I was in high school when I wrote this lololol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Albus D., Rubeus H., Minerva M. - Complete
Best Friends by PUCKurt up buttercup reviews
Harry and Ron are best friends. Nothing could tear them apart. P.S. Ron, I wanna nail your sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Convention of the Evil Dudes by girl of ireland 44 reviews
Voldemort is out of evil ideas! What is he to do? Invite the world's villains to come to a convention and discuss various ways to kill Harry Potter! But things don't always go as planned....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Young Hero by Jacen200015 reviews
One youngling can change everything. Begins during ROTS when Anakin is in the Council room after Mace orders him to remain in the Temple.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Anakin Skywalker
The Will of the Force by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Ahsoka gives in to her emotions. Alternate ending up.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Lumiya/Shira Brie - Complete
Capture by msllamalover reviews
Six things Colin Creevy couldn't capture on camera.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Colin C. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dufrene Party of Two reviews
The title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Aswan's Fall by Manthor reviews
The GDI has decided to launch an assault on a Yellow Zone base of Nod near the city of Aswan, in a plan to liberate it from Nod rule. This is the tale of one of the sniper teams deployed that was deployed there...
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Battlestar Group 41 by Mercury Actual reviews
Enroute to intercept a Cylon fleet in the Ionian Nebula, Apollo diverts to intercept a bogey. It turns out to be a medium sized Colonial battlestar, which transmits the cryptic message MISSION ACCOMPLISHED... please read and review
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,433 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007
Who would win a war, Muggles or wizards? by BurntOutDev reviews
Who would win a war, Muggles or wizards? Find out now in this short but informative essay! Find out the advantages and disadvantages of wizards and Muggles, what do the Muggles have, and what to the wizards have?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, sonfic. When James, Albus, and Lily Potter sneak downstairs to see Santa Claus, they see a lot more than they bargained for. Including certain events that just might scar them for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The World According To Crookshanks by the-dolphins-way reviews
Ever wonder how Crookshanks see's the world through his eye's? Well here you go. Bit of OC"s here and there. Also this is my first fic,so please be nice. Constructive criticism welcome. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Best Kept Secret by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Ahsoka learns of her Master's greatest secret... and pays the price.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
365 Ways to Kill a Starfleet Captain by Adenil reviews
How many ways are there to kill a Captain?
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007
No One Better by Di Michelle reviews
Ever wonder why Remus made Harry Teddy's Godfather? Here's how I think it happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Temptation by DoseofReality reviews
AN: Backwards editing, and I changed my penname. Don't freak out. Back to working on the story. I promise. And the site has apparently murdered my section breaks. Damn you, stupid site.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,502 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Revan, Bastila S.
101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord by thisisasecretnow reviews
101 ways Deathly Hallows might have ended, had J.K. Rowling felt a bit more... shall we say... strange. Series of unrelated oneshots. Some OOC. Hence 'Parody'. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Voldemort
ALL THE WRONG REASONS by Sagagan reviews
The Dark Lord falls again, only to meet his friends and enemies, who are waiting for answers. Will he justify his actions? Will anything change? And will the Dark Lord be redeemed? PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,799 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Voldemort, Merope G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the annoying fanfiction by Spicked reviews
Harry Potter and friends has to stop and evil fanfiction from being written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Raven by Baronvonblack reviews
Two years ago, Harry Potter escaped from Azkaban. Now a new warrior comes, bringing with him a wave of death. His objective? Kill as many Death Eaters as he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Voldemort's 'to kill' list by Kung-fu lepricaun reviews
Pretty much the same as the title. Please excuse the crappy quality. I'm new to this. Oh, and I'm having issues with my computer. It repaets sentences, so please don't tel me about it, I'm already trying to fix it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Voldemort
Nod's Greeting Card by Quaker nuts reviews
Nod soldiers, GDI soldiers, mutants, sides matter no more other than the one that you are conscripted for. One teenager will find this out for himself. Going from "I don't want to fight!" to "Down with GDI!"
Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
To Hell With It by minorly-crazy reviews
he snapped away the remains of his cigarette. Pushing away from the wall with a small fleeting smile playing at his lips from some unknown joke. He turned to face the firing squad its my first time please be gentle with reviews o0
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Drinks and Promises by GEM8 reviews
Doctor Cottle makes a promise he does not intend to break Doctor Cottle and William Adama have drinks before the good doctor departs for New Caprica. They discuss the future, love, and Jack makes a promise to Bill he doesn't intend to break.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama
MIB: Muggle In Black by saberman610 reviews
The Death Eaters thought one muggle with nothing to lose was no threat. They were wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007
Avatar NOT Ready by Queen Sydon reviews
The Avatar Warmech has just been introduced. And in just three days, it's the laughing stock of Nod. What adventures will this stupid machine find itself in when in the hands of the Brotherhoods' most inept soldiers?
Command & Conquer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
A little sister by ejm12 reviews
What would happen if the dursleys were forced to take in one of there friends daughters? How will Harry's life change when they discover she is a witch? will not follow end of OOTP,HBP, or DH Please be nice, this is my first fan-fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,151 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
Luna's Fenway Day by JJ Rust reviews
Red Sox vs. Yankees is the greatest rivalry in American baseball. And it will never be the same again when Luna Lovegood takes in a game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Starship Hogwarts by ears reviews
AU! Warning: Totally Random! Just who is going to blow them out of the sky? Hmm, Toasters? good guys? space cowboys? M for swearing and Ron.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,594 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Harry P.
Out in the Black by Krum2000 reviews
Harry Potter/Firefly/Serenity crossover. Upon his defeat of Voldermort, Harry disappears and wakes up to find himself all alone with nothing to his name on an unknown planet 500 years in the future. Can he carve a new life for himself out in the black?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Jurassic Potter by dont.kill.me.please reviews
What happens when Harry and co get sent to the island of Jurassic Park? Not compatable with OotP, HBP, and DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Secret Meeting of the FANFICTION authors by monicaa of the desert reviews
The Secret Meeting of the FANFICTION authors begins! Tonights Subject: The Mary-Sue. Enter only if you dare, and bring your anti-n00b spray.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
20 ways to annoy or piss off the HP characters by canadiangurl18 reviews
exactly what the title says. I just had to do one of these myself! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Getting Connected by zenni reviews
Voldemort has discovered the internet... A short drabble written for the 'Muggle Devices' challenge on the grangersnape100 livejournal group.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Special Agent 00314 by whitetyger123 reviews
Harry watches a James Bond movie. The following is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P.
What will the children say? by silverbirch reviews
A time-turner fic with a difference. What if you went forward in time, not backwards? What if you met your children, who were the same age as you? Could you be friends, or would you still be mummy and daddy? JK Rowling still owns it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Harry Potter Support Group by takenothingseriously reviews
What happens when characters with nothing more to do meet the brainchildren of an insane woman? CHAOS, That's what. By the way, reviews make me quite happy. I may even reply!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008
Airplane Rendezvous by supernova8610 reviews
ONE SHOT. Mr. Weasley’s first encounter with a Muggle airplane. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Movie Trailer Tragedy by Kevin3 reviews
A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Born without Innocence by pumpkinskull reviews
Various stories from the childhood of Tom Marvolo Riddle. Currently T for... violence and language? I'm sure it'll get there eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Tom R. Jr.
General Writing Techniques by clichebusters reviews
How to write a story that won't make people barf. Includes everything that you need to know about saving your reputation as a sane author.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006
Learning from the Past by Lord Darth Master reviews
What if Yoda had been the one to confront Palpatine during ROTS? What would happen when Anakin tried to stop him? Knowing that he cannot stop the darkness inside of Anakin, Yoda sends him back in time to the one Jedi who may be able to Revan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007
Of Droids & Meatbags: The Tale of HK47 by Scious reviews
The life and exploits of everyone's favorite assassin droid, in his own words! Some moderate violence.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
With the help of a Spartan by GreenKnightXXVI reviews
BSGHALO crossover. When the colonials mount their defense of the Algae planet, defeat is averted when a powerful, mysterious warrior comes to the aid of the beleagured colonial troops. The colonials find new allies, new enemies, and a clear road to Earth.
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, L. Adama/Apollo
Star Trek: Humanity Lost by Bundo413 reviews
Humanity Lost tells the story of an altercation between the Federation and The Cylons. The latest chapters will deal with Section 31 and events leading up to the events of the first few chapters. Please read, review, and enjoy!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007
Butterbeer Caps by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Stargate crossover. A past mistake comes back to haunt Jack O'Neill several months after the mission to Abydos. Left ophaned, Luna is sent to live with a relative she didn't know she had, leading to changes in her time at Hogwarts. Eventual HarryLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
Phoenix Souls by Persidie reviews
Snape takes in 6 children who have all lost their families in one night one way or another, and he is going to raise all of them the best he can all the while still teaching at Hogwarts? sry plot bunnies don't work. check side story. no nxt chp til 35 rvw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Severus S.
Tek Jansen: Quest for the Phylactery of Danger by Dr. Glove reviews
Tek Jansen and the Harry Potter gang battle Lord Voldemort together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
RandomUnexplained Killing at Hogwarts by brigittefitzgerald reviews
I just kill off some unpopular characters from the books, in a funny way though. If you hace a suggestion who I should kill, please review! this is my first time, so please be kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Eternity by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Can the crew of Serenity help someone caught in the ravages of Fate and his own mind? AU Serenity, warnings for violence and profanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Mal
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Gods by Dr. Beckett's Lab Assistant reviews
Harry goes home to endure the torment of living with his family, until he gets a letter from Remus saying he can stay with him and his halfbrother Daniel. If that wasn't wierd enough Voldermort's become a Goa'Uld. StargateHarry Potter. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 599 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Dumbledore's Manipulations reviews
A generally comical look at the manipulations of Dumbledore... or at least the manipulations of Dumbledore through fan fiction. Rated M for sexual language, but nothing that's against site policy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Albus D., Harry P.
Perspective reviews
The war with Grindelwald showed the world just how bloody a fight with a dark wizard could be. That was why no one fought Voldemort. That is why we do nothing now, as the death eaters regain their power. Set in an isolationist America during GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - OC
International Police reviews
An undercover American watches events unfold in OotP, and introduces new mysteries. In HBP uncle sam wants him to keep an eye on things, but will his wand and Dumbledore get in the way? Will be OOTP to 19 years later skipping DH . Admittedly Gary Stu.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - OC, Luna L. - Complete
toy soldiers 2867 reviews
sequel to my other story toy soldiers, but could stand alone. Set in 2867, muggles and wizardkind are at each others throats in a war. the only problem is, why. being rewritten and on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
A less hypocritical Cliche killer fic reviews
One author decides to kill Mary Sues and Gary Stus WITHOUT creating more. In a move of briliance HK47 is sent from the Star Wars universe to kill Sues, and to help other characters back into their own universe. Xovers TBA, language, violence, no ships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Escape reviews
AU Tom, Huck, and Jim escape the Phelps farm, with Tom being slightly more injured, learning a lesson or two, and Jim not being as free. This was done for an English assignement and was left open ended, and MAY be continued.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A reflection on the idiocy of the 20th century reviews
It turns out that the world of Harry Potter is... just a book. But one certain blond little girl whom everyone considers weird is not from there. She reflects on the stupidity that is 20th century media, and the future's obsesion with the past.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - J. Picard, Luna L.
toy soldiers reviews
A secret US military unit is tasked with eliminating a target designated "snake man". Follow one member through several scenes from DH. Be nice this was my first posted ff. The sequel of this is Toy Soldiers 2867.perfect example of how not to write ff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - OC - Complete
Why I hate Nod infantry reviews
Self explanatory, why I hate Nod infantry from C&C 3 Kane's Wrath. Any tactics I use are from that of the perspective of GDI or Steel Talons. Mild language and violence.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
I can not tell a cliche reviews
An author attempts to put Harry into a cliched emo story, only to have Harry point out his flaws. The author then losses in the battle and Harry is not made emo, just killed by the ever reliable Garry Stu. flamerz r prepz and will brn in hell. R&R or die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
What about Gary Stu? reviews
Everyone always complains about Mary Sues and says how to find them. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and admit to writing Gary Stu, but I think everyone is being sexist by leaving Gary out. So here are my thoughts on both Mary Sues and Gary Stus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - OC - Complete