The J.A.M. a.k.a. Numbuh i
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Author has written 19 stories for Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tiny Toon Adventures, Codename: Kids Next Door, and My Little Pony.

Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist.

i = -1, a.k.a., the imaginary number, since theoretically it has no solution, because when you multiply two negative numbers you get a positive number.

However, watch this:

i = i i = -1 -1 = -1

i = -1 i = -i

i to the fourth power = -i i = -1 i i = -1 -1 = 1

Interesting how you can get something real out of something imaginary, isn't it? But that's how everything works. Every invention, every book, every government, every philosophy, every faith, every human, and yes, the whole universe (okay, I'm a creationist) started out as an imagination. Put a bit of effort into an imagination, and one way or another you'll get something real and tangible, perhaps with surprising results.

Hence, my catch phrase.

Darn FFN and not allowing extended characters...


My DeviantArt page: http://iamthejam.deviantart.com/

My YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/thejamakanumbuhi

My FiM Fiction page: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/i_am_the_jam


Also, given that not all of you are familiar with the songs I used in my fanfics, here are a few links to help you out.

For "Death of a Comedian, version 2", I did a bit more research and found all the tracks on YouTube, and while the links are in the story, I'll post the links here in one big playlist:

http://www.youtube.com/user/thejamakanumbuhi#g/c/2BC3FDFE57482110

And for the last scene, if you have Google Earth, if you go to the following coordinates:
21º06'50.04"N
86º45'30.39W
And zoom as far in as you can, you can zoom out and follow the camera movement I described.

For "I Dream of the New Ranger":

"The Theme of the Wuzzles" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c82cAG6dOtE

For "Mary":

“Hey, Mickey” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHN16DCAy1E

“I Wanna Tell The World” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9NvsJwUXHw (starts at 2:30)

The final serenade was inspired (and some segments were downright ripped off) from Les Luthiers’ “El Rey Enamorado” The King in Love, from the album “Muchas Gracias De Nada” Thanks A Lot You’re Welcome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y8-HD6aphA (starts at 4:30) Spanish only, sorry.

For "The Fourteen":

First, a look at the kits

http://jose-ramiro.deviantart.com/art/The-Fourteen-112942203

Or http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/thexivcomplete.jpg

“What’s Up” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcQGsoDkDk

“Please Forgive Me” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHAo6rEuas (with a few changes in the fanfic)

“How Deep Is Your Love” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-GffD8QY2c

“What’s Up” (remix for the credits) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9t12h_0scg (not quite the same length)

For "Mary's Quest: Only a Scar":

“Since I Met You” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DUqIdgr8I (slight difference because it's live)

And 2 maps, since FFN deleted the URLs from the story:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/MexicoMQ-OAS.png

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/MexicoDF.gif

And for "Jacob Marley's Daughter":

“O Fortuna” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0I8_bOAuso

“Red Letters” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrVwNfbxIM

“Hallelujah” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB67HO8tkQs (with a few changes)

“War” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVCOdAGhejo (instrumental)

“It’s My Party” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWEQCOOj7JI

“The Lost Christmas Eve” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZUZFc3128

“Last Daze” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYhzOGQWg48 (a few changes done)

“I'm with you” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW2LTnzD-vE (had to change a few...expletives...)

“The Reason” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzEi2P5gSug

“Cry For Love” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3-kfdEIl0M


What I Choose to Read

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

I’ve decided to write this down so I don’t have to repeat myself.

There have been several of you fans who have requested me to give an opinion of your written works of several fandoms, besides MLP:FiM.

And sadly, I’ve had to turn a few of you down.

Not that I’m a mean person or anything, mind you, but given the volume of works which I go through every DAY, I find it necessary to screen through what updates and requests I get on the fanfiction sites I subscribe to.

First and foremost, please understand that I used to be an English teacher. A full-all-encompassing teacher, meaning that I taught grammar, spelling, punctuation, vocabulary, reading comprehension, phonics, literature, and yes, composition, levels K-12.

So don’t be surprised if my first line of screening has to do with how you handle the English language.

I’ve seen stories that have a really, REALLY good premise, but the spelling, punctuation, and grammar are just SO horrible that it’s a chore AND a pain to go through. I mean, some of you write like you were in the first or second grade of elementary school, and I can’t help but wonder how on earth did your story ever make it onto this server.

It’s a real tragedy how many of you have NO idea what’s the difference between “to” and “too”, “breathe” and “breath”, “throne” and “thrown”, “break” and “brake”, or much less where commas and periods are supposed to go. It’s also very painful to see how many of you rely BLINDLY on the MSWord spell checker and auto-correct features without even bothering to see if the word it chooses is the one that fits the context of the sentence.

So, without wanting to be mean to anyone:

If the short summary is riddled with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, I will ignore the story.

If the long summary is riddled with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, I will ignore the story.

If the first chapter is riddled with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, I will ignore the story.

If the responses to the reviews are riddled with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors, I will ignore the story.

If you try to pass off a non-poetry story that has 1,000 words spread out over 20 chapters, I will ignore the story.

Now, I can safely say that most of you live in an English speaking country and I’m SURE you have/had access to SOME form of formal education, so all of you there have NO excuse in submitting such atrocities to the English language.

And even if your first language is NOT English, you STILL have no excuse. There are plenty of good people here who are kind enough to offer their time and effort to edit your story and correct all the errors they can catch.

I’ll never forget what MY English teacher told me when I was in high school (in the US): “If you don’t take the time to write correctly and according to the rules that you’ve learned, you are showing disregard, selfishness, contempt, and wilful maliciousness to others around you by forcing them to conform to YOUR rules of how you THINK English should be written. And in the worst of cases, you are showing everyone that you are DUMB. Yes, DUMB, as in that you don’t know how to speak, or that you REFUSE to speak correctly.”

Quite harsh there, but you can be sure that everyone in our English class took that to heart.

So, that’s the first screening I place on stories. If your story fits in any of the above categories, honey, sorry. Don’t expect me to read it.

Concerning Codename: Kids Next Door, Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, All Grown Up, and Jimmy Neutron:

Those shows were produced with the main characters being children. If the story suddenly has them as teenagers or adults, sorry, I’ll be skipping it. I enjoyed those cartoons as they were, and while I know that some of you really want to explore the lives of the characters several years after the events of the show, go right ahead, but I find it very difficult to enjoy those stories because you’re basically creating new characters based on the originals, since no one can truly say how ANY of them will turn out later on.

However, I’m willing to give your story a chance ONLY if it’s recommended by someone other than you, and even then it has to be VERY well written. If the story takes place over several years and starts out with the characters as children, I’ll also give it a chance.

Also, those series were basically documentaries/biographies. If a story suddenly has the characters breaking the fourth wall or being aware that they’re cartoon characters, sorry, that just breaks off completely from the original intent of the show, and I’ll be skipping it, too.

The exception to that will be Tiny Toons Adventures, naturally. I once tried reading a Rescue Rangers story with the characters aware that they were in a cartoon, and there the whole premise and plot just crumbled.

Concerning My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:

Given the amount of fanfics that are posted daily, I have to be a bit more strict here.

No Human(s) in Equestria or Anthros. This is in solidarity with Lauren Faust, who at the start of the show said that there would be NO humans whatsoever in ANY of the episodes. However, I’m willing to make an exception IF and ONLY IF the story is VERY good, and if it’s recommended directly by someone else. So far, the HiE fanfics which I’ve considered worthy of reading are “Anthropology” by JasonTheHuman, “Coma” by RedSketor, “The Great Brony Migration” by Laichonius, “Journey to my Imagination” by DeiStar, “A Voice Among the Strangers” by LucidTech, “Arrow 18 Mission Logs” by AdmiralTigerclaw, “The Rise of Darth Vulcan” by RealityCheck, “The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era” by PatchworkPoltergeist, “My Little Dashie” by ROBCakeran53, and 25 more which you can find on my favourites list.

This also includes stories based on Equestria Girls, sorry.

No crossovers. Now, I’m sure that quite a good number of these are very well written, but I have the unfortunate problem of NOT being familiar with most of the series that are being crossed-over, especially the animé series and most modern video games. When that happens, the author basically just introduces the crossing characters as if the reader automatically knows who they are and what they do, so there I’m completely in the dark and it’s impossible for me to enjoy the story. So, unless I’m familiar with the other series, I’ll have to skip it.

The exceptions to this so far are “The DisQord Continuum” by ZoidbergIsBestPony (Star Trek crossover), “The Incredible Hulk: Hero or Monster?” by GodDragonDevil, “Halo: On the Wings of Angels” by Gyvon (I have never seen nor played the game, I read it ONLY because it’s VERY well written), and a few others.

Also, do NOT send me links to YouTube or Wikipedia so that I can “familiarise” myself with the other series in order for me to read your crossover. If you think that one webpage is going to make me an expert overnight of that series you like, then you have some SERIOUS issues.

Gore/Dark/Tragedy/Clop: I’d be a hypocrite if I ignored ALL of these stories, given that I have one or two that include some of those topics, but the stories would have to include them with moderation and not be a complete bloodbath. I won’t automatically skip them, mind you, but they’d better be well written.

I have to post all of this because there have been authors who have DEMANDED that I read their stories, or even worse, that I WRITE them a story, for no reason, and out of the blue, of their favourite series. It’s been getting VERY annoying explaining all of this to those people, and even MORE annoying when they start getting rude and telling me I’m a mean person, a bigot, or what have you, so hopefully this will clear the air as to why I read what I read and why I DON’T read what I DON’T read.

Para muchos de los autores de fanfics en español:

Bueno, ¿acaso no les enseñan gramática, ortografía, o redacción en general en sus escuelas?

¿Acaso sus teclados están en inglés y por eso no ponen acentos o los signos de interrogación y exclamación iniciales?

¿Qué no saben el fastidio que es tratar de leer algo que está horriblemente atiborrado de errores?

¿Por qué no toman el tiempo de por lo menos INTENTAR corregir sus errores, o buscar a alguien más que les ayude en eso?

Repitiendo y resumiendo las reglas para ustedes:

Si la reseña está llena de faltas de ortografía y gramática, ignoraré su cuento.

Si el primer capítulo está lleno de faltas de ortografía y gramática, ignoraré su cuento.

Si tratan de hacerme creer que pueden escribir algo que no sea poesía y poner 1,000 palabras en 20 capítulos, ignoraré su cuento.

Si el cuento es de Hey Arnold, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Jimmy Neutron, o Codename: Kids Next Door, y tiene a los personajes como adolescentes y/o adultos, sin que la trama tenga una progresión de tiempo desde que fueron niños, ignoraré su cuento, a no ser que esté MUY bien escrito.

Si el cuento es de Rescue Rangers, Hey Arnold, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Jimmy Neutron, o Codename: Kids Next Door, y tiene a los personajes conscientes de que están en una caricatura, ignoraré su cuento.

Si el cuento es de My Litle Pony: Friendship is Magic, y tiene humanos, ponis antropomórficos, o si es un cruce con otra serie que no conozca, ignoraré su cuento, a no ser que esté MUY bien escrito.

También, aguas con los temas de tragedia y horror. Si los pueden manejar bien, y si su cuento está MUY bien escrito, le daré una oportunidad.

No es por querer ser mala persona. Simplemente tengo que filtrar los cuentos que me llegan porque no tengo tiempo de leer, ni mucho menos corregir, a todos. Por favor, respeten a la serie original, respeten a los personajes, ¡y por el amor de Dios, respeten el idioma!

¡Zacatepóngolas!

Until next time, remember:

I AM THE J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

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Oh Rhonda! by Orange Ratchet reviews
AU version of Hey Arnold! What if Helga never existed? What if Rhonda instead had a crush on Arnold? As the series progresses, read along on how Rhonda eventually overcomes her popular girl statuses and warms up to her crush? Slight retelling of the 'Hey Arnold' series, Arnold x Rhonda, one-sided Curly x Rhonda, other pairings await!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 286,769 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3h - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Arnold, Rhonda] Curly, Gerald
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 1,424,396 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Pony Dreams by Fuzzyfurvert reviews
Princess Luna knows a thing or two about nightmares and dream magic. Her duties at Night Court have become tedious. With the help of some forbidden power and a certain Element of Magic, she reaches out for the companionship and knowledge of modern Equestria she desires.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Learning to be Helga by Azure129 reviews
What could be more amusing than taking two hundred thousand words to make Arnold realize he loves Helga? Taking EIGHT hundred thousand words to explore in detail how this newfound relationship is working out! Sequel to Tutoring Arnold! Let's do this! FINISHED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 862,957 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
My Little Issue: Trapped in Equestria by The King of Emerald reviews
Sent to the world of Equestria and forced into a body of great power, a brony must find a way back to his own home, all the while living the episodes he had seen with inevitable changes. Was once called My Little Problem. DISCONTINUED, BEING REDONE.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
A Canterlot Courtship by dr.evil99 reviews
Big Macintosh finally finds the courage to pursue the mare of his dreams with a gentle nudge or two from some friends. But will the hustle and bustle of the Royal City be too much for the humble farm-pony? TwiMac.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,194 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Big Macintosh, Twilight Sparkle
Wedding of Deception by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
Queen Chrysalis and King Metamorphosis - two rival changelings who hear of the royal wedding. With know knowledge of the other's plot, the pair simultaneously impersonate the bride and groom, in hopes of deceiving everypony and achieving what they desire. . But what happens to their plans when the deceivers are deceived themselves? An alternate story of A Canterlot Wedding.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012
The Blueblood Redemption by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood
Giving Love a Helping Hoof by Kroqgar reviews
Since the creation of the Elements themselves, the bearers of Harmony have never found true happiness. After seeing so many generations of unfulfilled ponies, Princess Celestia decides to do something about it.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Hearth's Warming at Zecora's by Jerry Lannigan reviews
While most ponies celebrate Hearth's Warming this time of year, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash discover that Zecora celebrates a strange holiday called Christmas. What is this strange holiday's origin? No flames, por favor.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Zecora
Magic in the Stars by Australian Chaos reviews
When a young pegasus gifted with astronomy attempts to make a career out of his ability, he draws the attention of several ponies, including one famous Princess of the Night. But when the young protege develops a crush on the mysterious Princess, could anything possibly come of a seemingly impossible match?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 195,674 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
The Gift by Flutterash reviews
Twilight receives a splendid gift from the Royal Sisters. However, a little accident changes everything
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Sweetie Belle
The Marshmallow Problem by Karkadinn reviews
Rarity comes to Twilight to confess a bizarre secret that will change how Twilight sees her forever. Can Twilight handle it like a seemingly normal, completely well-adjusted and mature pony? Can she even BELIEVE it? The answers are no, and yes, respectively.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity - Complete
Change of Pace by BlackMH reviews
The humble are slow and the adventurous are fast. When Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash cross paths, they learn that a little change of pace doesn't hurt every now and then. This is how they changed each other's lives...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Big Macintosh, Rainbow Dash
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
The Cutie Mark Clash by Captain Gamer reviews
A fighting tournament comes to Ponyville! Are everybody's favorite ponies good enough to go for broke, or will they have to go home and be family mares?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
My Little Pony: FiM The Romancing Quest by Doctor Scraps reviews
Chapter 13- FINAL UPDATE! Romantic misadventure. Twilight Sparkle is suddenly inspired one afternoon to add the persuit of romance to her studies into the magic of friendship...And naturally, gets more than she asked for. Please R/R.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,686 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Party Fever by The-GWFan reviews
Princess Celestia suggests that Luna spend an evening in Ponyville to get reacquainted with everyday ponies. Twilight wants everything to go smoothly. Written for the Happy Luna contest, on Equestria Daily. Didn't win but did get an honorable mention!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The Spark by Ranmazero reviews
Not every thing happens as we wish, and even the smallest changes can change the very course of history itself.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
On the Nature of Anomalous Magic Levels by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
...surrounding the Everfree Forest. A report by Twilight Sparkle. I had some ideas, and wanted to find a different way of framing them, hence the scientific paper format. Edit I changed the author from an OC to Twilight Sparkle.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Of Ships and Their Sails by Numbuh Phenon reviews
Poor Nigel, it's not his fault he's a chick magnet.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Operation: NUDE by Numbuh88 reviews
The Delightful Children have released a new weapon on Sector V, putting the Kids Next Door into a royally embarrassing situation...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, DCFDTL - Complete
Arnold's Leg by NintendoGal55 reviews
Based on the episode "Phoebe Breaks A Leg". TO BE RE-WRITTEN. ...Please don't read it. It's CRAP!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,759 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
CHANGES A preview of a fic! by Azure129 reviews
A preview chapter of a fic I'm working on about the HA! gang in 5th grade. A school dance? A promise? Arnie? What's going on exactly? You'll have to stay tuned for more to find out! Please note that this story does not occur in the same universe as TA.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Arnold, Helga
Comedy Rules by Yunno reviews
Two unlikely rivals get into an April Fool’s Day contest. Rated T for gratuitous cartoon villainy.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Hey Arnold!: Unrequited Love by 1000th Ghost reviews
Helga loves Arnold, Arnold loves Cecile, and Helga IS Ceclie. Due to a twisted series of events, Helga and Arnold become stranded together on a deserted island where secrets are uncovered and lust governs all.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
A Syllabus of Comedies by The Enduring Man-Child reviews
This is a series of parodies. Be warned that the humor is a bit adult in the infantile meaning of that word, so younger children probably shouldn't read. I wrote this story many years ago and am glad to be able to post it here now.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Carte Blanche by straitjackit reviews
What if they didn't enter Narnia? What if they went home before taking their rightful places? The Pevensies can not run from their destiny...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006
Operation: SADIEHAWKINS by ZePuKa reviews
Numbuh 3 wants to go to the sadiehawkins dance! but the delightfuls might change her plans...pairings: 3X4, 2X5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
Lost in Paradise by Sassy08 reviews
Jimmy and Cindy get lost on an uncharted island. Will they be able to surive or will they be at eachother's throats? done
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Operation: KUKI by GoldenFlither reviews
Numbuh 3 finds out that her friends think she's useless, except for one. When this friend is in danger and the others don't know, can she save her best friend alone?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Fallen Flowers by lethalperception7 reviews
Need a better title.After the murders of s 2,4,and 5 along with 3 of the DC and Father, Numbahs 1 and 3, with the remaining DC, investigate. They uncover secrets long buried and info that could destroy the KND forever.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2004
Butterfly by Kitty Kat Mac reviews
Editing for paragraphing! Nothing new, so if you've read it, you can read it again, if you haven't, give it a shot!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Operation: PARENTS by Sgamer82 reviews
In Numbuh Three's world, all is not Rainbow Monkeys and ice cream parties. Especially when she is forced to make a decision that, for better or for worse, could seriously change her life.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
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Only an Imaginary Friend reviews
Not all OC's are fond of the Mane 6 and want to form friendships with them. Well, not with 2 of the Mane 6, at least. EDIT: One character's name has been changed due to his actual canon name being mentioned in the official comic! ANOTHER EDIT! Changed a character's name because his real name was mentioned in the series! And a few additions, too.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Big Macintosh, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Twilight Sparkle, OC - Complete
Inside the Sonic Rainboom reviews
Rainbow Dash's thoughts as she performed her second sonic rainboom. My first MLP:FiM fanfic! One minor edit.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity - Complete
I Dream of the New Ranger version 2 reviews
A nightmare forces Dale into a vow of chastity. No problem...except he's a newlywed...mature situations, but nothing explicit, I hope. Corrected, reformatted, and re-edited for your enjoyment!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Death of a Comedian, version 2 reviews
The sequel to the first ending of LSC&DBSDATKv2. Two souls separated must now destroy everything that reminds them of one another, in order to live. Two additional songs, and 2 additional chapters, reformatted and re-edited. Winner of 2 Acorn Awards!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
LSCnDBSDATK version 2
The revised edition of my tangent fanfic from Roy Neal Grissom's Consummation, reformatted and re-edited. Incredible angst with two different endings!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,042 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Jacob Marleys Daughter reviews
Also some Romance and Suspense in this. The Dakota problem of the previous stories is taken care of, in a very unique way. Christmas story! Nominated for 11 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections and additions.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Mary's Quest: Only A Scar reviews
Dakota Dee is back! This time, Mary Melody will have to go on a Quest to save her loved ones. This is a dark fanfic with dark themes, so beware. Now with maps available! Nominated for 16 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
The Fourteen reviews
A relationship is put to the test: someone is out to destroy it! And what does the number 14 have to do with it? This Valentine's Day, guard your relationships at all costs! Major fluff here! Nominated for 9 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Complete
Mary reviews
A story about Mary Melody, and how she feels alone in the shadows of the stars. Major selfinsertion here, Plucky bashing and Star bashing! Nominated for 9 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Complete
I Dream Of The New Ranger reviews
A nightmare forces Dale into a vow of celibacy. No problem, except he's a newlywed...mature situations, but nothing explicit, I hope... Winner of an Acorn Award!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
Death Of A Comedian reviews
The sequel to the first ending of LSC&DBSDATK. Two souls separated must now live by destroying everything that reminds them of one another. Winner of 18 Acorn Awards, including Best Drama!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Complete
Nor The Battle To The Strong or Operation FRACTURE reviews
Wally has to fight his way out of the DC's clutches...with a broken arm! Trapped behind enemy lines, can Wally somehow emphasize brains over brawn and find a way out of his predicament?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Operation FIGHTER reviews
Four Is Getting Heavily Ticked, Enemies Realise. Rewrite of the fanfic BIRTHDAYS, by OmegaRed9, with a divergence on chapter 11.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Respira reviews
Partially inspired by “The Rat From Perfecto” by José Ramiro Acosta Pérez. The sniper scene from “Mary”, from Rhubella's point of view. One of my shorter fanfics. A few corrections done on it.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Human Hyjinx reviews
Mary Melody gets the Duck Amuck treatment in my second shortest fanfic ever! And WHO is the mystery artist here? Nominated for 5 UKE Awards! Re released with corrections and additions.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Complete
Operation FAREWELL reviews
Five's Angst Ridden Eulogy With Ever Lasting Love. One shot. My first KND fanfic, and my shortest fanfic ever! Written from my O.F.F.I.C.E.!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
The 2002 UKE Awards reviews
A compilation of the 2002 TTA Fanfic UKE Awards ceremony
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
The 2001 UKE Awards reviews
A compilation of the TTA Fanfic UKE Awards ceremony
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Complete
Let's Suppose Chip And Dale Behaved Slightly reviews
A tangent fanfic from Roy Neal Grissom's Consummation. Incredible angst with two different endings! Winner of an Acorn Award!
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2001 - Complete