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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910970, Profile Updated: 05-13-17
Author has written 6 stories for D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Cheese and rice. This profile used to be kind of cute, kind of filled with promised stories that never got written, and kind of vaguely racist and unsettling. I am older and wiser, I do not use this site any more, and I will be scooting all of my old fics over to Archive of Our Own under the same username. If you like anything you read here, I encourage you to find me there!

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I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 335 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Heaven Forbid by mitsukai reviews
Tenten considered aiming a fist at the man's face—or more specifically, his nose. Oh, how dearly she wanted to break that nose. HidaTen. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,539 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - [Tenten, Hidan]
passare l'inverno by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Neji's eyes are as white as snow, so it's only natural that Sakura falls in love with him in the winter. An anthology of years spent finding warmth in the coldest of seasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Lakeside by ghikiJ reviews
It is said that loneliness is the poison of happiness and that it can be a fate worse than death. But perhaps all it takes is a stranger's kindness and arbitrary words to null the curse and lift the spirit up enough that even Witches can find solidarity and a sense of belonging, maybe even a bond that can challenge the laws of fate and turn a curse into a blessing. AU. Oneshot.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ophelia, Oktavia vS. - Complete
With No Lodestar in Sight by littlelindentree reviews
Five years after her adventure in the Choctaw Nation, Mattie Ross runs afoul of a fugitive. She soon finds herself in familiar company, if not familiar territory. Mattie/LaBoeuf eventually, with a heaping side order of Rooster Cogburn.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,937 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by LovelyLytton reviews
The beast is mad, hear it roar.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
The Sleeping Princess: A Modern Sleeping Beauty by Charlie Chaplin 2 reviews
Written for the 2010 ficathon. The theme was 'Fairy Tales'. Mina's in a coma and Cayonu's a lonely guy who could use some good conversation. AU. No powers. Mina x Kunzite.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Savéol by Jessica Pendragon reviews
There was more than one love story during the Silver Millennium.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
The Fluffer by xstarlightxstarlessx reviews
Out of money Squall Leonhart finds himself working at an adult film studio where he meets the spiky blond haired Buster Bendover. Written for the Strifehart Kink Meme.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Spurs by LJ Summers reviews
A divergence story from True Grit, 2010. Told from the Texas Ranger's perspective, here is the story of how he met Mattie Ross, helped her chase down Chaney, and what happened in their lives thereafter. Eventually Mattie/LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by TheEdwardz reviews
Kyubey reflects on the universe and explains the circumstances behind the events of the original timeline. Some science stuff.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kyubey, Madoka K. - Complete
One Hundred by SeventeenBlack reviews
100 fics based on a darker version of Aerith and what happens after she saved the world. Aerith/Reno central, though there are refs of a previous Aerith/Vincent relationship. NOT in chronological order. Drama, romance, violence, humor. More inside!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,849 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Aerith G., Reno
Cacophonous Attentions by FlameTwirler reviews
The end is sometimes brought about by a beginning no one predicted. A story of how subtle, even unnoticed changes can bring about a drastic shift. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Days of the Mango Tree by LaMaldita reviews
Allen is sent on a reconnaissance mission to Brazil. Unfortunately for him, Tyki happens to be there too. Allen is kidnapped and held prisoner. A tale of colonial opulence, tropical downpours, old magic and unlikely love. TykixAllen. M for YAOI later on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
failures of flight by lhbaghead reviews
They practice eloping one day. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
5 Paper Planes by extradimensional reviews
Secret Santa gift for TweedVest. Prompt: "It’s surprising the trouble you can get into, throwing a paper airplane." A mostly lighthearted exploration of AkuRoku through a cycle of death and rebirth.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fallen Angel by Aria6 reviews
Axel discovers a beautiful little boy on his balcony. The problem? He's on the 15th floor. How did the boy get there? Could he really be an angel? And why is Roxas here? The snake knows... read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Summer Boy by A Pin Drop reviews
Roxas is a trouble maker. Sure his behavior will spiral out of control he is sent to live with his father, who owns a motel in Sedona, Arizona population 6, 517. It's sure to be one fine hell of a summer. Axel/Roxas Officially M
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,715 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Je veux que ce dont j'ai besoin by Trayne reviews
There's no place for god in this terrible dance, where freedom and indulgence are the greatest sins. LavixOC, rated for a sexual situation glossed over by blatant prose.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Moonshine by VO1 reviews
“You must understand that when something is forbidden, its appeal increases considerably.” SilMil, Venus/Kunzite and the antics of Serenity/Endymion. "Don't move."
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
Through the Shadow by kurosora1984 reviews
A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,513 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Strong, Silent Type by Pen Against Sword reviews
Yuffie finds herself attracted to the strong, silent type, but her relationships always seem to go sour. Why would her little crush on Rude be any different? Rude, however, is a horse of a different color. -Runner-up for Humor Cat. in 2008 Genesis Awards-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Yuffie K., Rude - Complete
Of Concord by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Allen learns that not every answer necessarily requires a question.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Days by anaime7 reviews
Of Sakura petals blotting out the sky, of a swift cool breeze, and of the camera clicking photo after photo. IchiRuki centric -extreme sappiness, insane flow and mature content, read accordingly. AU Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fire to Ash by ashurahime reviews
She walked along the road. Lampposts cast shifting shadows. Even if you close your eyes, the world is a dark place. In the midst of the forest's impregnable darkness, a small flicker of light.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Newly Revised Book of the Dead by Nenya85 reviews
A fairy tale that begins the moment the manga ends and takes Kaiba, Mokuba and Yugi on a quest to find Yami. Of course, as a very wise and Holy Elf points out, seeking and finding are two very different things. Prideshipping; Kaiba / Yami; Yami / Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,273 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Embitterment by Glass Mermaid reviews
He always knew his past would cost him, but he never knew the price. She always knew her future would catch her, but she didn't know how fast. Love isn't always beautiful; that doesn't stop the want of it. Winner of two 2009 Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,593 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Seed by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have sex with as many men as possible until she gets pregnant. But when she does, who's the father? What are the men's reactions when they find out thetruth?AU EXPLICIT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tifa L.
Tangerine by paintthesilence reviews
Roxas had never quite gotten used to working nights. Oneshot. AU. Akuroku. Rated M for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Confluence by Away From Key reviews
She always dreamt of something big happening. And so it finally did. Kadaj x OC. AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kadaj - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
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I'd Give My Bones reviews
Roxas Ward is a teenage boy dying of leukemia. Axel Sinclair is a night janitor who stumbles upon Roxas completely by accident. Roxas will touch Axel's life more than either of them ever predicted. Shonen-ai, serious theme, language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,020 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
That We Live Not Alone: 101 Drabbles reviews
From a challenge by HPKHluver4life. Reader-insert. Characters done: Zack, Cloud. Now posting: Reno. 20 drabbles for each. Humor, innuendo, all sorts of fun. 100-word fics. Who's next? Vote in my poll!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Reno, Cloud S.
I Was This Before You Were At All reviews
I'm stupid. I don't know anything, and I'm so, so stupid. Did I think that because he didn't mean it, nature couldn't take its course? Lavi/Lena. Strong T, so thou art warned.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Until You Decide to Wake Up reviews
Because he wants to be remembered, and she wants to believe. Sometimes, that's all it takes. Lavi/Lenalee, lemon. Thou art warned.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Rush Hour 2: Allen Gets Racist? reviews
The crew's musings on white people and Asians under pressure. Inspired by "Rush Hour 2". Funnier than it looks, if you saw the movie. Click it...you know you want to... K plus for use of a questionable word ahem *kinky* ahem
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Absolution reviews
Forgiveness is never real when your heart has been broken. LaviYu. Warning: shonen ai, angst, songfic. "Hush" by Automatic Loveletter. I own neither D. Gray-man nor the song. First fic. Reviews welcome.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete