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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910970, Profile Updated: 11-24-10
Author has written 6 stories for D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.

Stats You Care Not About, You Just Want To Know The Deal With "Swiss", But I Will Not Tell You...You Must ASK ME!

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Birthday: May 29

Age: Old enough to know and young enough not to say no.

Gender: Female

Heritage: Cajun/Irish. Therefore, have strange desire to play accordion as well as ability to get amazingly drunk within three seconds of one sip of anything. Best of both worlds, eh?

Accent: Damn Yankee (due to the Irish-born-American thing.)

Main Writing Project: IGMB and those damned drabbles.

Interests: Writing, reading, fanfic, manga, Family Guy, Important Things With Demetri Martin, music of all kinds, and waffles.

Theme Song: "New Slang" by the Shins. Dawn breaks like a bull through the hall...Never should have called, but my head's to the wall and I'm lonely.

Wish: I just called to say I love you...come back home.


Hello world, I am theswisswereright...

Why? Flexible neutrality makes more people mad than choosing a side.

Some stuff about me! I am a major manga reader, I secretly train as a samurai, and I have decided that vegetables were sent to Earth to destroy everything. Similar to Sgt. Frog in that they live in our homes and want us to die.

I write a lot, but I'm awful at sticking to it. My fanfics aren't really loyal to one fandom, I jump around like a madwoman. Kingdom Hearts, FFVII, D. Gray-man, who knows...maybe Yu-Gi-Oh...

Keep an eye out for me reviewing and writing. Or as my grandmother would say whilst pointing at my chest...

"WATCH THIS SPACE FOR NEW DEVELOPMENTS!"

Be happy, Granny. Developments have come.

These people are my new family. Go see. Now.

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My Stories

Works In Progress: Final Fantasy 7/Kingdom Hearts

1. 101 Drabbles- Done for a challenge on Lunaescence. 101 Drabbles (100 words) of reader-insert romance for FFVII and Crisis Core. Some AU, some AT, some canon-ish. Zack and Cloud are done, Reno's being written, and I need to know who to write next. Now the main project.

Other Stuff To be Written, Someday

3. Seas Too Far To Reach: D. Gray-Man. Allen/Lenalee. In a world where one landmass contains everyone, no one has tried to cross the Ocean. Until he leaves her on their engagement day to seek out the other side.. If he finds nothing, he will never return. If she, pregnant with his child, waits for him, she'll be branded a whore. The radios go dead quickly, and in that radio silence, they both fill up the void with words: letters that are never sent.

Completed Works

D. Gray-man

1. Absolution- an angsty LaviYu oneshot. My first story, which I think is not bad for a first attempt. Based on the song "Hush" by Automatic Loveletter.

2. Breathe Me- Another angsty tale, this one multichapter (five probably) being constantly updated. Allen is all but dead, the voice inside him telling him to finish it all. Can Lavi help him out of it? More importantly, will Lavi ever see him again? Laven, AU. Themed around "Breathe Me" by Sia, but a different song represents each chapter. Complete. I just lost the will. Maybe one day I'll return to it again. I'm sorry to my readers. DELETED! Will repost eventually, maybe. Sorry.

3. Burn It Into My Mind- Allen cheats on Lavi with Kanda, and Lavi finds out. Would he rather have lived a lie? Yullen, Cheat!Laven, shonen ai, etc. Surprisingly, not AU. The only difference is that they all have their own houses in this fic. T for implied sex and a crazy guy. Songfic to "Don't Stop Now" by Emmy Rossum. GAAH the angst. DELETED! Will repost soon, sorry.

4. Rush Hour 2: Allen Gets Racist? There's no rhyme or reason to it... I just was watching Rush Hour 2 and realized that...KANDA IS ASIAN! So, I made him Jackie Chan. :) Because all Asians have a little Jackie in them.

5. Until You Decide to Wake Up- Because time was scarce and you had to live before you died. Lavi/Lenalee, lemon. I know, I know, I never thought I could do it either, but I can honestly say I wasn't myself when I wrote this.

6. I Was This Before You Were At All- A lie of a 'romance' between popular Lavi and plain-jane Lenalee leads to complications that could send everything crashing down. Sensitive material.

Kingdom Hearts

1. I'd Give My Bones- Roxas Ward is a teenage boy dying of leukemia. Axel Sinclair is a night janitor who stumbles across Roxas entirely by accident. They'll touch each other's lives in ways neither of them ever predicted. Romance, but not like you're expecting. M rating for serious theme, not to be taken lightly. Poll up about sequels...take it.


This ain’t Wonderland. If you eat the mushrooms here, it’s punishable by law.

Disclaimer: I own nothing anywhere on this site unless I state otherwise. Got it memorized?

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Heaven Forbid by mitsukai reviews
Tenten considered aiming a fist at the man's face—or more specifically, his nose. Oh, how dearly she wanted to break that nose. HidaTen. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,539 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - [Tenten, Hidan]
The Lakeside by ghikiJ reviews
It is said that loneliness is the poison of happiness and that it can be a fate worse than death. But perhaps all it takes is a stranger's kindness and arbitrary words to null the curse and lift the spirit up enough that even Witches can find solidarity and a sense of belonging, maybe even a bond that can challenge the laws of fate and turn a curse into a blessing. AU. Oneshot.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ophelia, Oktavia vS. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by LovelyLytton reviews
The beast is mad, hear it roar.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
The Sleeping Princess: A Modern Sleeping Beauty by Charlie Chaplin 2 reviews
Written for the 2010 ficathon. The theme was 'Fairy Tales'. Mina's in a coma and Cayonu's a lonely guy who could use some good conversation. AU. No powers. Mina x Kunzite.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Savéol by Jessica Pendragon reviews
There was more than one love story during the Silver Millennium.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
The Fluffer by xstarlightxstarlessx reviews
Out of money Squall Leonhart finds himself working at an adult film studio where he meets the spiky blond haired Buster Bendover. Written for the Strifehart Kink Meme.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Spurs by LJ Summers reviews
A divergence story from True Grit, 2010. Told from the Texas Ranger's perspective, here is the story of how he met Mattie Ross, helped her chase down Chaney, and what happened in their lives thereafter. Eventually Mattie/LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by TheEdwardz reviews
Kyubey reflects on the universe and explains the circumstances behind the events of the original timeline. Some science stuff.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kyubey, Madoka K. - Complete
One Hundred by SeventeenBlack reviews
100 fics based on a darker version of Aerith and what happens after she saved the world. Aerith/Reno central, though there are refs of a previous Aerith/Vincent relationship. NOT in chronological order. Drama, romance, violence, humor. More inside!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,849 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Aerith G., Reno
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Days of the Mango Tree by LaMaldita reviews
Allen is sent on a reconnaissance mission to Brazil. Unfortunately for him, Tyki happens to be there too. Allen is kidnapped and held prisoner. A tale of colonial opulence, tropical downpours, old magic and unlikely love. TykixAllen. M for YAOI later on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
failures of flight by lhbaghead reviews
They practice eloping one day. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fallen Angel by Aria6 reviews
Axel discovers a beautiful little boy on his balcony. The problem? He's on the 15th floor. How did the boy get there? Could he really be an angel? And why is Roxas here? The snake knows... read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Summer Boy by A Pin Drop reviews
Roxas is a trouble maker. Sure his behavior will spiral out of control he is sent to live with his father, who owns a motel in Sedona, Arizona population 6, 517. It's sure to be one fine hell of a summer. Axel/Roxas Officially M
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,715 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Je veux que ce dont j'ai besoin by Trayne reviews
There's no place for god in this terrible dance, where freedom and indulgence are the greatest sins. LavixOC, rated for a sexual situation glossed over by blatant prose.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Moonshine by VO1 reviews
“You must understand that when something is forbidden, its appeal increases considerably.” SilMil, Venus/Kunzite and the antics of Serenity/Endymion. "Don't move."
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite - Complete
Through the Shadow by kurosora1984 reviews
A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,513 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Strong, Silent Type by Pen Against Sword reviews
Yuffie finds herself attracted to the strong, silent type, but her relationships always seem to go sour. Why would her little crush on Rude be any different? Rude, however, is a horse of a different color. -Runner-up for Humor Cat. in 2008 Genesis Awards-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Yuffie K., Rude - Complete
Of Concord by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Allen learns that not every answer necessarily requires a question.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Days by anaime7 reviews
Of Sakura petals blotting out the sky, of a swift cool breeze, and of the camera clicking photo after photo. IchiRuki centric -extreme sappiness, insane flow and mature content, read accordingly. AU Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fire to Ash by ashurahime reviews
She walked along the road. Lampposts cast shifting shadows. Even if you close your eyes, the world is a dark place. In the midst of the forest's impregnable darkness, a small flicker of light.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Newly Revised Book of the Dead by Nenya85 reviews
A fairy tale that begins the moment the manga ends and takes Kaiba, Mokuba and Yugi on a quest to find Yami. Of course, as a very wise and Holy Elf points out, seeking and finding are two very different things. Prideshipping; Kaiba / Yami; Yami / Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,273 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Embitterment by Glass Mermaid reviews
He always knew his past would cost him, but he never knew the price. She always knew her future would catch her, but she didn't know how fast. Love isn't always beautiful; that doesn't stop the want of it. Winner of two 2009 Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,593 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Seed by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have sex with as many men as possible until she gets pregnant. But when she does, who's the father? What are the men's reactions when they find out thetruth?AU EXPLICIT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tifa L.
Tangerine by paintthesilence reviews
Roxas had never quite gotten used to working nights. Oneshot. AU. Akuroku. Rated M for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Confluence by NocturneNo9 reviews
She always dreamt of something big happening. And so it finally did. Kadaj x OC. AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kadaj - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
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I'd Give My Bones reviews
Roxas Ward is a teenage boy dying of leukemia. Axel Sinclair is a night janitor who stumbles upon Roxas completely by accident. Roxas will touch Axel's life more than either of them ever predicted. Shonen-ai, serious theme, language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,020 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
That We Live Not Alone: 101 Drabbles reviews
From a challenge by HPKHluver4life. Reader-insert. Characters done: Zack, Cloud. Now posting: Reno. 20 drabbles for each. Humor, innuendo, all sorts of fun. 100-word fics. Who's next? Vote in my poll!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Reno, Cloud S.
I Was This Before You Were At All reviews
I'm stupid. I don't know anything, and I'm so, so stupid. Did I think that because he didn't mean it, nature couldn't take its course? Lavi/Lena. Strong T, so thou art warned.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Until You Decide to Wake Up reviews
Because he wants to be remembered, and she wants to believe. Sometimes, that's all it takes. Lavi/Lenalee, lemon. Thou art warned.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Rush Hour 2: Allen Gets Racist? reviews
The crew's musings on white people and Asians under pressure. Inspired by "Rush Hour 2". Funnier than it looks, if you saw the movie. Click it...you know you want to... K plus for use of a questionable word ahem *kinky* ahem
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Absolution reviews
Forgiveness is never real when your heart has been broken. LaviYu. Warning: shonen ai, angst, songfic. "Hush" by Automatic Loveletter. I own neither D. Gray-man nor the song. First fic. Reviews welcome.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete