VentingNonsense
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Joined 02-20-14, id: 5541631, Profile Updated: 03-23-18
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Touhou Project, and RWBY.

Aloha! I'm VentingNonsense. I write stories, I guess.

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm very weird.

The second thing you should know about me is that the above isn't an exaggeration by any means. I'm very weird.

The third thing you should know about me is that I'm very much neutral to a lot of things. It's not that I don't want to have an opinion (in fact, I usually do have one), it's that I just don't care. What you do with your time is really not my concern.

The fourth thing would probably be that I like to think I'm a decent writer. I'm not, by any means, but I habitually enjoy it and I do want to get better. Any critiques or criticism or whatever is welcome, y'know, tell me where I can improve, all that jazz. You already know how it works. I trust you.

The fifth thing would be that I've actually been lurking for a few years now. I just made an account because it was a spur-of-the-moment decision caused by waking up really early and eating a lot of sugar for breakfast. Do you even know how much sugar is in breakfast cereal nowadays??? It's amazing. That, and I wanted to follow stories I like without having to rely on my bookmarks.

The sixth thing is I have a soft spot for stories that feature overpowered main characters and/or time-travel/time-loop stories. Self-inserts are okay too, sometimes. I look for "fun" reads, not necessarily "good" ones. In that vein, I'm not generally a fan of romance and sexual content, so I tend to skip over those types of stories, which basically cuts out like 90% of everything ever written. Ah, well, c'est la vie.

The seventh thing you should know about me is that I'm very weird.

I guess that's all. A hui hou!


I have an AO3 account, located at archiveofourown.org/users/VentingNonsense since links don't seem to work. Some works on AO3 are not available here, and vice-versa, but the works that are on both sites are equivalent, so you're not missing anything. Also, I do my own story art on my phone. Probably explains the quality, actually.

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Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 336,598 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 579,224 - Reviews: 6280 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 4,881 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 315,980 - Reviews: 4326 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 5,412 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
Soul of Fire by Zeionia aka Disturbed reviews
After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo and his sisters leave Karakura behind to find shelter with the remains of their grandfather's clan in the Land of Fire. Instead of the peaceful life they were hoping for, they reach Konoha just as a new danger appears to threaten the Uzumaki. Heart-broken and tired of fighting, will Ichigo be able to protect his sisters and his new home?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 258,146 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving foreword with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 231,132 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 916,520 - Reviews: 7371 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 6,687 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 692,018 - Reviews: 21278 - Favs: 14,058 - Follows: 13,844 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 868,349 - Reviews: 6384 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Kakashi's Kid by Silimaira reviews
I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,831 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 208,756 - Reviews: 3842 - Favs: 5,738 - Follows: 6,675 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,672 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 6,231 - Follows: 7,410 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 11,085 - Follows: 12,580 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
A Future Disowned by TheWerdna reviews
Months have passed since Robin's return after his sacrifice two years before, and has now been reunited with Lucina. However, the peace is cut short when they are summoned by Naga. Another world is in jeopardy, one only they can save. But things are not what they seem, time having taken strange yet familiar turns. And what does it have to do with his daughter's own shrouded past?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,345 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan - Complete
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5012 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 103 - Words: 496,492 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 12/18/2007
This Is Not What I Had Planned by eukaryote reviews
"You know what happened. You know. You cannot despise me more than I despise myself." This story was created to explain Albus Dumbledore as a character in the most Canon-conforming way possible. Contains Albus/Gellert and Gellert manipulating Credence (slash). REOPENED DUE TO FANTASTIC BEASTS. Fantastic Beasts material starts on Chapter 16 and up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,905 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G., Newt S.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,415 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,573 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 268 - Words: 339,859 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Starting Over Again by balthezarian reviews
An unexpected loss has the Son family trying to piece their lives back together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,574 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Gohan, Goten - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 5,488 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Words that we Couldn't Say by bekeleven reviews
Neopolitan would be the perfect criminal, were it not for her inability to speak... and a chance meeting with a young huntress named Ruby Rose. Bit by bit, their growing relationship threatens to change the course of Remnant's history. Image by ChickenOnRice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 90 - Words: 105,012 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Neo, Ruby R.] Roman T., Cinder F. - Complete
More Than Words by little0bird reviews
Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves navigating a new challenge - adulthood. Follows the events of "The First Day". Features the rest of the Weasley family and the Holyhead Harpies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,123 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
rwby goes to the ice craem by metroid is a pretty cool guy reviews
she does the unthinkable
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Team RWBY - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Glory by Eiruiel reviews
Someone wakes up on the wrong side of the wrong bed... in the wrong body. Things are probably going to get worse. SI OC fic. / Now discontinued. Please make your way over to its rewrite, "Glory Rewritten."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,278 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., OC - Complete
As Is the Sea Marvelous by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,480 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Izuna U., Tōka S.] - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 342 - Published: 5/19/2016
Pretty Hate Machine II by thesecretsix reviews
There is no part one. Maybe there never was a part one. Or maybe your whole life was part one, right up until that moment when everything thing changed, when you watched her body rip itself to pieces in the arena, when you watched her body turn to ashes and float away on the wind, when you finally lost yourself to anger and hate.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Ruby R., Penny P.
Complete by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Don't worry, Neo. Yang's just... well, it's a rough time of year for her, is all. Her birthday's kinda coming up and well... she doesn't like it. That's all."
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2016 - [Yang X.L., Neo] - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,683 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Hold You Over In Heaven by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Sakura visits her brother-in-law, and has a heart to heart with him. Oneshot request.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U. - Complete
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4475 - Favs: 5,926 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Walking Towards the Sunset by Vintage Taylor reviews
Bardock's curse sends him to a mysterious place where weaklings are abundant and an odd trio claim to be his family. Eventually giving in, he stays with them to discover that Earth is more unlucky than Planet Vegeta. Impatiently waiting for his son's arrival, Bardock has to survive a new life with his estranged family and a certain girl set on finding the truth. (Saiyaman-Buu Saga)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,864 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Gohan, Videl] Chi-Chi, Bardock - Complete
I'll Be Here by HaiJu reviews
Some days you can't pick yourself up. Having family means you don't have to. Danny-centric, three oneshots. Completely shameless hurt/comfort. Bring tissues… and antiseptic. Cover art by Ectology on Tumblr.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F. - Complete
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Bed Time Story by gokart48 reviews
Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 314,327 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 7,084 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
On the Boundary Between Light and Shadow by Enthalpy reviews
In which Gensokyo, a hidden land of illusion and fantasy, is thrust into the harsh reality of a new land Outside.
Crossover - Naruto & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,226 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney Loops by OathToOblivion reviews
Based off of Innortal's Loops as well as Saphroneth's MLP Loops. What happens when our favorite Defense Attorney and friends join the Infinite Loops? "OBJECTION!" Now with Professor Layton Loops as well!
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,030 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, H. Layton
Muddle, Not Fiddle by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Indominus rex is a clever girl, and there is no mistaking that. But... maybe she's not entirely as clever as you may think.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Fixer Upper by thewhitepatch reviews
Spin-off/Prequel to Decruited. The relationship between Robin and Lucina is filled with strange, harsh, hilarious, and confusing moments. A collection of snapshots about their transformation from an amnesiac with a skill at tactics and a time-traveler in drag to a loving family of three, ending in a musical sequence. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
Unsolicited Providence by scipunx reviews
A foul-mouthed, snarky and genre savvy jaywalker finds herself decorating the asphalt and reborn into a stratocracy where child soldiers are the norm. People she comes to care for will die and she's unwilling to play the hero… but as Kurenai, maybe she has to. Or not. [SI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,699 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Kakashi H., Asuma S., Kurenai Y., OC
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle by black.k.kat reviews
Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Obito U., Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 5,273 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Let it All Unfurl by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Ezio is the embodiment of masculinity. But that isn't a reputation you're born with, especially in Ezio's case. (A serious look at trans life.)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,943 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Ezio A. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Be careful what you wish for by Vanishing Trooper reviews
Louise wished for a powerful familiar. Yuka wanted a change in her life. Both will get what they want...just not in the way either of them expected. Currently on Season 2.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 478,597 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Louise, Yuka K.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Caged Birds by Emmeebee reviews
All that the students left behind at Hogwarts under the Carrows' reign can do is fight to survive, so they band together to form a secret revolution as they long for escape. After all, "The caged bird sings for freedom" (Maya Angelou). Rated for torture and mature themes. Companion piece: Her Antic Disposition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L., Daphne G. - Complete
Like a Brother by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Wherein Ron realizes that he has made a terrible career choice, and Harry tries to convince him that it's not too late to back out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Quidditch Commentary By Luna by VivyPotter reviews
"Hello there, and welcome to the Quidditch match that nearly everyone's been talking about. The nargles have been excited too; they forgot to throw my socks out of the dormitory window this morning. It was rather nice, as my toes are warm now. Cosy. I quite like having warm feet. They're like toast. Maybe I'll try it more often." More of Luna's legendary Quidditch commentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Luna L.
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
George Weasley's Greatest Fear by VivyPotter reviews
In an unusual DADA lesson, the third-years at Hogwarts learn a little more about their professor. '"Very well," he spoke and took a steady step forwards, the boggart emerging again. But it wasn't Voldemort, or a dementor, or a Death Eater that appeared. It wasn't Inferi, or green light, or a corpse. It wasn't a vampire, or a zombie, or a monster.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/11/2015
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Wordly Flower by Sagus2 reviews
Yuuka narrates some of the most significant events in her life, from her birth to the present day. Oneshot, no pairings (implied or otherwise)
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Yuka K. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Apprentice by Elvenlaughter reviews
James and Lily Potter struggle to protect their family in 1981, while twenty years in the future, their only son fights to end the war that has come close to consuming his life. AU, DH disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Unlocked Cage by phoenixyfriend reviews
For every opportunity one finds, another is lost to the mists of time. His sight is gone forever, but for a chance to remake the past, Neji is willing to give up anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Neji H., Hiashi H., Anko M., Hinata H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 6,593 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Burdens of Familiarity by Archer the Undreamed reviews
"Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else."
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Iroh - Complete
The Scarlet Devil Mansion is Now Hiring by DeltaNovember reviews
To raise money, Konpaku Youmu takes a job at the Scarlet Devil Mansion as Sakuya's apprentice. There she will learn the ins and outs of how the mansion operates, how to perform as a maid, and no doubt be teased by the mansion's residents. Slice of life.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Remilia S., Sakuya I., Youmu K. - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5064 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Naruto: RPG Life Sucks by Elias Edge reviews
Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,948 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kyuubi/Kurama, Shin U.
The Seven-Colored Puppeteer in the Land of Fire by Shareon reviews
Stuck in an outside world unlike any she had heard of before, Alice Margatroid strives to return to Gensokyo. Just because she was a bit of a loner didn't mean she was ready to abandon her life in the Land of Fantasy. Meanwhile, an encounter with a blond orphan could change the fate of a boy and possibly the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,824 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Naruto U., Alice M. - Complete
No line on the horizon by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monsters In Paradise by Curtis Wildcat reviews
Odd creatures are showing up around Gensokyo, bypassing the Hakurei Barrier completely. As these creatures interact with the residents in various ways, Yukari goes on a cross-reality trip to solve this mystery, seek a means of getting them home, and get reacquainted with a magnificent world. UPDATE: See my profile for an important announcement.
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Ninetales/Kyukon, Yukari Y.
Frosted by Lucinda reviews
Instead of moving to Sunnydale after divorcing Hank Summers, Joyce asked one of her college friends for help. Being friends with Emma Frost has some benefits - especially when she learns what her eldest daughter is doing at night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,232 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Joyce S., Emma F./White Queen
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 250 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
And What Alice Found There by Damien Kellis reviews
When Minerva Margatroid was offered a chance to go to a remote village in Japan to save humans from monsters, she probably should have reconsidered.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,078 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alice M., OC, Yukari Y.
The Dollmaker's Daughter by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
One of Alice's lifelong goals is fulfilled when a Shanghai doll works its way up to sentience. But how exactly does one raise a doll? And are two teenage magicians really ready for parenthood? [Update Feb. 11 2014 - added epilogue]
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,127 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Alice M., Marisa K.] OC, Reimu H. - Complete
Consequences of Revelation by Red Mage 04 reviews
In the wake of the escape from Requiem, Captain Lasky decides that the S-IV's need a little more training, and arranges for an old friend to come on board the Infinity. Little does he realize the far reaching consequences that this will have for himself, his crew, and the rest of the UNSC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Saint of the White Lotus by Rolden reviews
Byakuren Hijri has just been revived. But not into the world she wanted. Instead of a wonderland she and her followers are trapped in a world where violence is casual and chaos is everywhere. And it is now her duty to change it for the better. They say "Give the world the best you have and it'll kick you in the teeth" Well... she'll give the world the best she has anyway.
Crossover - One Piece & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Byakuren H.
Through the Veil by Lord of the Ring Pops reviews
What is the Veil, exactly? A place where the boundary between life and death is weak? An ominous man-eating curtain? Or maybe a portal to an alternate universe?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sirius B.
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 9,872 - Follows: 4,041 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Eversion Quest by Beth Einspanier reviews
When Princess Nehema is kidnapped by supernatural forces, it falls to Zachariah Turnbull, student in the eldritch art of eversion, to journey into Fairy and rescue her. But the deeper he goes, the less he can trust his senses. Will he find her in time, or be consumed by madness?
Eversion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Subjective Narrative by me malum reviews
History tells of four founders, who would each weep to see how their legacy survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Godric G., Helga H., Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 5814 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Left Behind by Winter by Tirfarthuan reviews
The death of someone close to you is never easy to deal with. Not even if the person dying doesn't like you very much. Of course, Cirno isn't going to give up on Letty that easily...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Letty W., Cirno - Complete
The Bad Dream by fksldjfls reviews
Blue Sky continuum. In which bad dreams are had, and Chelley fluff ensues.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Teacher by romanescue reviews
Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Jasticus reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 129 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Orphan by GuyYouMetOnline reviews
Orphan, a young woman with no memory, makes her way to Gensokyo in search of her lost past. But Gensokyo is experiencing events the likes of which it has never before seen, and Orphan soon finds herself caught up in something she did not expect.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 4,893 - Follows: 4,777 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 8,697 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Singing of the CrumpleHorned Snorkack by Paimpont reviews
Xenophilius Lovegood always thought his wife was insane. But then he himself began to hear the singing of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Body by Pigloo reviews
You can't bury the past. 'Written version' of an art game by AwkwardSilenceGames on Newgrounds.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4822 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,914 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
How to Hire a Ninja Maid by Lang Noi reviews
This is the last straw. After Mokuba's been kidnapped for the umpteenth time, Seto has had it up to here with his choice of bodyguards. So, for better or for worse, he follows his brother's advice to get a ninja. Follows anime and manga.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K.
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 7,931 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Final Trick by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,080 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hindsight::Foresight by Jasticus reviews
What do you do when an experimental seal goes horribly wrong? Or maybe it's incredibly right? How do you handle a crushed dream or ignored wishes? If you thought the decision to seal Kyuubi was a hard one to make... mild MinaKushi, NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,332 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11748 - Favs: 17,381 - Follows: 6,942 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 335 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6089 - Favs: 14,093 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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and your bird can sing (blackbird, fly) reviews
There's a weird and mildly confusing love triangle in team STRQ. Let's fix that (make it worse) by adding another child in the mix. Let's make it even more fun (worse) by giving that new child one hell of a backstory. Jay Branwen is here, and she's not letting anyone hurt her sisters.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12
The Greengrass Brother reviews
The Greengrass family generally refrains from talking about their estranged Squib family member. Then the Ministry had the gall to intervene at Hogwarts. So they sent him to teach there, as well. After all, what further damage could one Squib do? Except he's not a Squib, not exactly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 7/4/2014 - OC, Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Gensokyo, Past and Present reviews
"Welcome to Gensokyo, Yuuka." Yakumo's smile is light, teasing, but her eyes are hard and cold, as if remembering something unpleasant. "Enjoy your stay." A rather different interpretation of the flower maiden.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Yuka K., Yukari Y.
Until It Sleeps reviews
A grumpy old ex-shinobi goes through everyday life. So does his husband, and their child, and her best friend. It gets complicated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - OC
Sealing Shenanigans
So a time-traveling seal-master Uzumaki girl with Byakugan eyes, a blind part-Uchiha swordsman from Mist, and a Rinnegan-wielding Senju meet up at a bar. This is either the worst joke in history or the build-up to something really, really stupid. Probably both. (This is one of those stories that feature ridiculously overpowered characters. I'm sorry.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,849 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014
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