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Joined 02-01-17, id: 8747597, Profile Updated: 07-29-17
Author has written 57 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Final Fantasy I-VI, Xena: Warrior Princess, Final Fantasy VII, Angel, Wicked, Final Fantasy X, and Wicked.

I'm a disabled homesteader with alot of time on their hands, so I write alot. Especially when my back acts up(leftover from a nasty car accident over 10years ago) and I'm stuck in bed. I have alot of fandoms I like, but right now I'm stuck on FFVII, mainly the Turks. If you don't like them, don't read my stuff. Have a nice day.

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Call Me by obsidians reviews
Cloud calls a phone sex worker out of frustration, just wanting someone non-judgemental to talk to and gets to chat with someone not so savoury from his past.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 8/24
Hallelujah by obsidians reviews
This is song fic with Tifa/Reno based around the Leonard Cohen song, Hallelujah. LC has always been a thing with my mother that she passed onto me; being a hippie in the 1960's in Montreal and being part of an art crowd made it impossible for her to avoid him. Anywho, just read between the lyrics and what is between. M for Mature. Character Death warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29 - Tifa L., Reno
Going Under by obsidians reviews
Hojo is drowning at a picnic he was forced to attend, is anyone going to rescue him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete
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The Quest reviews
Marlene is growing up fast, and has already decided who she wants to marry. All she has to do is get some inside help, become an adult, and figure out how to convince him to give up his confirmed bachelorhood and quit thinking of her as the little girl she was when they first met.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 10/16 - Marlene W., Elena, Reno, Tifa L.
Sugar Rush reviews
Elphaba, Fiyero, Chistery, and Brrr(the Cowardly Lion) end up on Earth on Halloween night. Fiyero is a scarecrow like in the musical, but I go back and forth between Elphaba's character portrayal in the book and her in the musical, whatever seems appropriate for the scene.
Crossover - Wicked & Wicked - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16 - Elphaba T., Brrr, Chistery, Fiyero T.
The New Girl reviews
This is an AU fic, where Shin-Ra corporation never existed, so almost everything is different, and Aerith moves away from her family into her own apartment for some privacy. I have this idea in my head that Aerith basically has moved into an episode of MTV's The Real World, except it's for the whole apartment building, not just one huge apartment. I'm not tagging any relationships
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 10/2 - Aerith G., Reno, Tifa L., Cloud S.
Lonely Hearts
Wrote this for Valentine's Day and to make it up to Tifa/Rude for what I had them do in my Mystic Pizza story. It's five years or so in their lives. And obsidians wrote the Reno/OC scenes in chapter five. Kiri soup and behemoth steak floraise are made up dishes, please don't ask me for recipes, or to hunt down a behemoth for you :-) #angsty fluffy smut
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,709 - Published: 9/26 - [Tifa L., Rude] Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Mystic Pizza reviews
The Turks sit down with Cloud and his allies for a 'truce' meeting after the ending of the original game, but the pizzas ordered for them to eat have an extra ingredient. Some smuttiness and just plain weirdness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/30 - Complete
The Review reviews
Reno searches for fanfic about him, while his bed buddies are eager to get busy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 7/20 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Elena - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves part 3
Conclusion to the series
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,078 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/17 - Rude, Rufus
Coin Toss reviews
Reno and Rude work on 'public relations' to restore the Turks' good name. Having trouble uploading new chapters here, so check it out on AO3 please.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/31 - [Reno, Yuffie K.] [Rude, Tifa L.] - Complete
The Auction reviews
Reno is forced to participate in a charity auction. Written with help from obsidians.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/13 - Reno, Aerith G., Yuffie K., Tifa L. - Complete
Deleted Scenes of Initiation reviews
Stuff I didn't put in the final edit of Initiation, but just in case others want to read it, here it is
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11
Initiation reviews
A young Reno gets in over his head with the local gang, which starts him on the path to the Turks. His name isn't Reno yet though. New chapters don't have breaks between different scenes because I'm having trouble editing and uploading stories right now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 8/8 - Reno - Complete
A Night of Debauchery reviews
Cloud/Tifa's bachelor and bachelorette parties clash
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] Reno, Aerith G. - Complete
In Session reviews
This is what happens when a gamer watches too much Judge Judy...this is a nonsensical parody, if you can't handle the characters of FFVII being made fun of, don't read it. This is also a double mpreg story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29 - Complete
Repentance reviews
Elena convinces Reno to ask for forgiveness
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29 - Reno, Elena, Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Four Seasons reviews
More of life on the farm for Reno and Tifa, starting with the end of their first Christmas together(my Betting The Farm story) and ending with their first Thanksgiving together.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/17 - [Reno, Tifa L.] [Elena, Rude] - Complete
Betting The Farm reviews
Reno's inheritance has terms he isn't happy with. Many thanks to obsidians for some of the ideas used here. The next story in this series is The Four Seasons
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/14 - [Reno, Tifa L.] [Elena, Rude] - Complete
That's A Wrap reviews
Conclusion to the Advent Children filming series. As with the other stories, most of the FFVII characters are in it, so I didn't bother tagging any.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/11 - Complete
And Action! reviews
The continuation of my Advent Children filming series. Takes place shortly after Casting Call. I'm not tagging any characters because it's almost the entire cast. Next story in the series will be titled That's A Wrap
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
Casting Call reviews
Inspired by my Snapshot story, turning the concept of the characters playing different versions of themselves in Advent Children into a series. This is the beginning, explaining the backgrounds of the characters and why they are auditioning for roles in the movie. Most of the FF7 characters are in the story, but I could only tag 4. Next in this series will be called "And Action!"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Complete
The Convert reviews
AU crossover. Not gonna spoil the ending, but I decided to bring Shelinda to Midgar for a very specific reason. Besides starting to annoy everyone that is.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/8
Family Ties reviews
Tifa has a surprise for everyone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4 - [Tifa L., Cloud S.] Reno, Rude - Complete
Crash Landing reviews
Tifa is captured by the Turks as an AVALANCHE member, and they're heading back to base when bad weather hits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/30 - Complete
Party Games reviews
Tifa and Rude have their own plans for a night at 7th Heaven and it all goes horribly wrong. This is a parody to try and get some unusual couples to get together
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30 - Tifa L., Rude, Elena, Reno - Complete
On The Count Of Three reviews
Yuffie shows her girlfriends how can she hypnotize people, with benefits for them all. Co-wrote with obsidians.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/22 - [Tifa L., Reno] Yuffie K., Elena - Complete
Snapshot reviews
My take on the story behind the picture of Reno and Rude in Advent Children where Reno is sticking his tongue out
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Holiday reviews
Sequel to Coupling, focusing on Zack/Elena and Rude/Aerith in alternate chapters
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/10 - [Zack F., Elena] [Rude, Aerith G.] - Complete
Coupling reviews
This is an AU story so everyone I want in it is still alive. Focusing on the relationships between the characters. Since I'm only allowed to tag 4 characters, the entire cast is: Elena Zack Aerith Tseng Reno Rude Vincent Yuffie Tifa Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8
The Price Of Kindness Rewrite
I wanted to make some changes, but I am publishing this as a separate story in case people like the original better.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Published: 6/8
The Interview reviews
AU story. Tifa explains what really happened at Nibelheim to a reporter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7 - [Tifa L., Sephiroth] [Barret W., Yuffie K.] - Complete
The Contest reviews
AU story, Reno and Cloud make a bet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6 - [Cloud S., Elena] [Tifa L., Reno] - Complete
Jilted and Scorned
Cloud and Elena find out about Reno and Tifa's relationship. Set 6 months after the end of Trading Favors.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Published: 6/5 - Tifa L., Reno, Cloud S., Elena - Complete
Trading Favors
Slightly AU story, starting after Sephiroth's attack on Nibelheim
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,506 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/3 - [Reno, Tifa L.] Zangan, Cloud S. - Complete
The Grieving Process
AU story, at the Forgotten City Cloud manages to save Aerith and kill Sephiroth, but dies from his injuries. And everyone gets drunk and stupid at the wake at 7th Heaven after his funeral. More parody BS basically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Published: 6/2 - Aerith G., Yuffie K., Vincent V., Reno - Complete
Payback
Total drabble-y BS I wrote to cheer myself up after writing the ending to The Price Of Kindness. Cloud gets examined by Hojo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 6/2 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Price of Kindness
AU story, Aerith and her mother never escape Hojo's lab, but her mother still dies when Aerith is very young, leaving her to be raised in the lab, where Reno meets her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,908 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/30 - Reno, Aerith G., Tseng - Complete
A Parting Gift
A continuation of A Hero Sandwich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/16 - Complete
Taking A Stand reviews
Reno goes on strike
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/29 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Lesson
Cloud asks Reno for help
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Published: 5/28 - Reno, Cloud S., Tifa L., Elena
Deleted Sticky Fingers scenes
Should be self-explanatory, 'cut' scenes from Sticky Fingers
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Published: 5/28 - Aerith G., Tifa L., Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Sticky Fingers
Sequel to Dirty Work
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/25 - [Reno, Aerith G.] - Complete
Dirty Work
Unpleasant jobs for Reno, past and present
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Published: 5/24 - [Aerith G., Reno] [Tseng, Elena] - Complete
Unexpected
A mission goes wrong, and Reno and Elena deal with it badly, and there are unexpected consequences.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,324 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/13 - Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rude - Complete
The Thin Blue Line
AU story. Elena is a junkie prostitute, Cloud is her dead brother, Reno/Rude are vice cops, Tseng is their captain, and Rufus is mayor. That's all I'm going to say without ruining the story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,609 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/21 - [Elena, Reno] Tseng, Rude - Complete
The Lady And The Tramp
Elena is forced into a career change
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,778 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/16 - [Reno, Elena] Tseng, Rude - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves part 2
Four years after part one, the triplets are doing good, but Reno isn't
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,143 - Published: 5/17 - [Reno, Elena] Tseng, Rude - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves Part 1
The Turks are having a hard time keeping their work and play separate. Or at least Reno is, which is exactly what Rufus and Tseng want. Set during the end of Advent Children.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,243 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/12 - Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Being Human
I'm not leaving Rude out of the current outbreak of f***bunny-itis that the Turks are suffering from...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/8 - Rude, Reno, Shalua R., Reeve T.
The Love Boat
Reno and Elena get assigned to pose as newlyweds on a honeymoon cruise tracking a weapons trafficker. Neither of them are happy about it, for different reasons. I named it The Love Boat cause it's kinda like an episode of it, but Turk style, with explosives :-) Though the intro scene, in my head it was like an episode of La Femme Nikita, with Rufus taking the place of Operations.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7 - Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rude - Complete
A Hero Sandwich
If you consider the Turks heroes that is...couldn't think of anything else as a title. Anyways, Elena finds out why Tseng has been reluctant to return her advances.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Published: 5/3 - Tseng, Elena, Rufus - Complete
Reno's Birthday
Elena has a surprise for Reno(and to help explain the beginning, in my version of the FFVII world, back in the day when they were kids, it was Rufus who gave Elena her real 'sex ed' one summer when they never expected to cross paths again).
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Published: 4/29 - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion
I took the Reno/Elena scenes from my Three's Company fic and filled in the blanks and expanded some of the original scenes of their sexual relationship.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,838 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/11 - Reno, Elena, Rude, Tseng - Complete
Asylum part 1
Set between The Gift and Bargaining, Buffy 'wakes up' to her worst nightmare. I didn't bother selecting characters, because I can't choose enough. It's all the Scoobies and Dawn, the 'guest' characters would spoil it if I told ya who they were
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 4/5
Episode 01 Salvage reviews
Premiere 'episode' of an alternate season 4 of Angel, I kept it pretty much the same as the original, just with key changes to split it from the canon season
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4
Bonfire of the Amazons reviews
Starts during Ephiny's funeral in Endgame
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17 - Ares, Gabrielle, Xena, Ephiny
The Birth of the Dark Knight
Based off the updated FMV title sequence for Final Fantasy II. Explains how Leon becomes the Dark Knight.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Published: 2/3 - Leila, Leon
Mail Call
Faith gets a postcard from Sunnydale while in prison. I consider this a crossover since both characters have had significant roles on both shows.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Faith L., Anne S. - Complete
Once Bitten reviews
Set in season 3 after Lover's Walk, Spike and Drusilla come back to Sunnydale, and they have plans for Buffy and Angel that succeed far beyond their expectations. Very adult content.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2 - Buffy S., Spike, Drusilla, Angelus - Complete