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I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
Here in the great state of Texas
I don't write a lot
And because of that
I also tend to ramble about random things
I listen to A LOT of music
My favorite bands are Settings
I used have a HUGE crush on the oldest
I'm dating a French-Canadian,
That’s pretty much everything
Favorite Movies- Jurassic Park (I love dinosaurs),Pirates of the Caribbean, Chronicles of Narnia, Ironman,Anger Management, The Dark Knight
Favorite Bands/Artists- Settings (look for them on myspace!), Jonas Brothers, Kevin Rudolf (LET IT ROCK!), Greenday, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Fall Out Boy, Rooney, Tokio Hotel (but their lead singer creeps me out A LOT), Panic! at the Disco, Cobra Starship, All Time Low, Linkin Park,
Favorite Songs- Creatures & Impossible and Never Practical (Settings), Teenagers (My Chemical Romance), Goodnight and Goodbye , Inseparable & Take a Breath (Jonas Brothers), American Idiot (Greenday), Face Down (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus), When I'm Gone (Simple Plan), Beat It (Fall Out Boy), Mockingbird & Sing For The Moment (Eminem), The City Is At War (Cobra Starship), The Black Parade (My Chemical Romance)
Favorite Actors- Kyle Schmid(look him up, you won't regret it), Shia Lebuef, Ben Barnes (I giggle every time I see his picture and hear him talk), Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom (With him and Ben Barnes it's the accent that gets to me!), Adam Sandler, Jackson Rathbone, Kellen Lutz
Favorite Books- Twilight Series, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, House of Night series, Harry Potter Series, Jurassic Park (yep, it was a book first)
A note, if you have an idea for a funny oneshot that you want written please let me know, I could use some good ideas
Thank you to everyone who takes the time to read my stories,
I never actually thought anybody would like them!
Dance from my story Music Lovin' Brothers
Song from Chapter 7 of Shower Stories
Motivational Poster from Chapter 4 of Day of Reckoning
Song from Chapter 5 of Day of Reckoning
Alice's Elf Costume from A Very Vampiric Christmas
Emmett's Santa Costume from A Very Vampiric Christmas (minus the beard)
I am a girl.
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
Snippets of my daily life:
(On the phone)
(While following a hot-air balloon)
Me- If we’re going to follow them we’ll need code names.
(Talking about Bill from Tokio Hotel)
(On a school bus next to BFF Cha-Cha)
(While dying my hair purple)
(Talking to brother when he was going to Florida)
Brother- So, how do I look?
Mom- What are you wearing?
(On the phone)
Cha-Cha’s Mom- What are you doing?
Me- You poop on my parade.
(Waiting to pull out of parking lot at baseball game)
Dad- (Laughing) What is that?
(On the phone on the way to Tokio Hotel concert)
(At a restaurant for friends B-Day, I ordered escargot for the heck of it)
(At Hot Topic)
(At a baseball game)
(At Same Baseball Game)
Me- So we're getting a new guy in our class? When?
Owen- You're going to gouge your eyes out?!
(At baseball game)
Sis's friend Kristen- (walks out of my room, disbelievingly) Oh. My. God. It looks like a Jonas Brother threw up in your room.
(I get in car)
(Walks into room where we keep my parrot, Pickles)
(At the signing for The Host)
(Driving out to air show)
(At Air-force base for air show, all the military was recruiting like mad)
(In doctors waiting room)
(On the phone)
Me- Why does McDonald's only put one pickle on their burgers? I mean, it's not like they don't have a ton of them, what are they doing saving them for a nuclear fallout?
Me- Honesty is the best policy, occasionally.
Me- You know Abs can burp the ABC's?
(To Yoyo, our Husky)
Me- You either get busy living or you get busy dying; or you could get busy digging holes for people who are already dead, but that's kinda morbid.
(To brother's friend)
Me- I hate dogs.
(Talking to Mom about our Pitbull, Gus)
(In the car with Dad)
Me- (trips over own two feet)
Abs- (writes names of Twilight couples on back of notebook) What do you think?
(On way home from school thing)
Me- We're out of paper.
Me- If I ever have a son I want to name him Felix Demetri or Felix James Demetri.
Mom- (shouts from kitchen) YOUR DAD SAYS 'ENTOURAGE' IS BETTER THAN VAMPIRES!
Katelyn- Am I orange?
Me- (mutters) Everyone is having fun at the expense of my paleness.
J- You have really pretty blue eyes.
(Me and sister in kitchen)
(walking to 'haunted' house)
(Mom pulls up beside random jogger)
Mom- I think Pickles likes the Christmas tree.
Mom- (runs into our home office) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God (starts digging through desk drawers)
(Right after the Cowboys got beaten really bad by the Eagles)
Me- Haven't you ever heard you ever heard the saying: hear no evil, see no evil...
(at baseball game when it was 45 degrees)
Mom- I wish we could go to New Orleans.
J- If the world ends in 6years, like I'm predicting, you're gonna be going, "J told me this was gonna happen."
Owen- I don't even know your name.
(talking about these 3 brothers at our school)
(Talking to one of the brothers I thought were triplets)
J- You listen to rap?
(in Barnes and Noble) Me- I want a tattoo, like right... here. (shows right side above waistline)
Me- I want a tattoo, like right... here. (shows right side above waistline)
(before JB 3D movie, Miley Cyrus is onscreen)
(really late at night, slaphappy)
(10 minutes later)
Me- So, what are you doing for spring break, Muffin?
(A week after my and my dad had painted my room)
(3 days later)
(Late Saturday Night)
(When our 10in fish died, mom burying it in yard)
(walking down sidewalk, pass tricycle in middle of path
(At Car Dealer)
(While Dad was signing papers for "the damn car we drove an hour to see")
(At BFF's house)
HOIST THE COLOURS- Pirates of the Caribbean 3 The king and his men Yo, ho, haul together, Some men have died Yo, ho, haul together, The bell has been raised Yo, ho, haul together,
HOIST THE COLOURS- Pirates of the Caribbean 3
The king and his men
Yo, ho, haul together,
Some men have died
Yo, ho, haul together,
The bell has been raised
Yo, ho, haul together,
If you are a pirate and want to hoist the colours, copy and paste this song to your profile.
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.(I must have GREAT friends then! lol)
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (I HAVE!)
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (I don't get this perk, my school is carpeted and without halls.)
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Ah, so true...)
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.(Actually done this, I don't advise it if it's lightning.)
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hmm, let’s see, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking dawn only took 10hrs, Harry Potter 1-7, and many many others.)
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways. (Especially the double chocolate ones, mmm.)
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
"Never hire a colorblind electrician."
"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." (I'm really good.)
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." (I picture Emmett every time I read this...)
"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."
"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."
"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (It works 99percent of the time! :-)
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. (Not always true though, I mean I'm pretty sure he likes the JB and they have a TON of money, that could be the only case though...)
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. (My dad told me that when I was younger.)
War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography. (Sad, but true.)
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (I know it's me.)
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? (I REALLY like that idea.)
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.
The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe. (I apparently believe in putting vampires in incredibly awkward situations.)
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Education is important; school however, is another matter. (I firmly believe this, I mean I get straight A's in school and I very rarely show up.)
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. (I actually do...)
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (I did this recently to my closet, when I told my bff she said, “OMG! Any diseases?” no joke, it was that bad. Crap piled over a foot high, and it's a very large walk-in closet.)
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.
Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.
So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.
Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. (What I said to my brother throughout my childhood.)
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I love my computer, because my friends live in it.
I'm the person your mother warned you about. (Believe it or not that's true to a degree)
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
You are the piss to my pants.
Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Well, sorry just doesn't cut it...scissors do.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (I'm usually right, and the very rare times I'm not my sister and mom say, "See you don't know everything.")
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. (Same is true for sane thoughts)
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. (I'm my BFF's weirdo, and she is mine!)
Live dangerous…Run with scissors.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying
Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.
There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I’ve got a problem for your solution.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. (grins evilly)
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.
I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.
The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.
It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.
I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids. (Teachers do no fall for that one)
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.
Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil. (this is a Waffle of Doom creation)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (I did this when I went to public school, I got A LOT of weird looks, not that it was really any different from any other day in that sense though...)
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least I don't think I have...)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night...)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (My friends laugh at me for it)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (A girl called me weird once, I smiled and thanked her!)
If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile. (I have the some of the palest skin in the world)
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...)
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Pretty much all of them, maybe I'm scaring them away...)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!)
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot guy, otherwise I never shut-up)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (Ahem my sister)
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile(It's a world of monkeys and I am their queen, they call me Zartha there.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (They've been throwing themselves at me lately...)
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.(Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!)
If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.(During one of the Harry Potters, when Sirus died, but it was around 1am and I was slap-happy so I have an excuse.)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day.)
If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have succeeded ;-)
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wear heels A LOT and one day I was being clumsy and I fell in the store 3TIMES in the same aisle and just started laughing and couldn't stop, people looked at me like I was on drugs.)
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info)
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (A guy that worked at a store I was at was named Edward and he was so rude and unhelpful that I started telling him-off about how he didn’t deserve the name ‘Edward’, he looked scared.)
If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile(actually what I do is shout “VOLVO” every time I see ANY Volvo, and whenever I see a Volvo S60R, the type SM said Edward has, in silver I scream “OMG! EDWARD’S VOLVO!” and I pout whenever I see the type of Volvo they gave Edward for the movie, I actually cried the first time I saw one of those. I REALLY don't like them.)
If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. (Let's see, Jasper... Emmett... Edward...)
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (A lady was reading New Moon at the JB concert before it started and I started to freak!)
If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Juan' and 'Cindy', if you believe this, copy this into your profile. (I made this one up all by myself!)
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile