Xeno Major
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Joined 10-07-07, id: 1393212, Profile Updated: 06-26-15
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Warhammer, Halo, Mass Effect, Left 4 Dead, StarCraft, Doctor Who, Naruto, and Fable.

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Favorite saying/quotes:

Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged as a failure of will. - Ronald Reagan

Kites rise highest against the wind - Winston Churchill, Battle of Britain

"No. Listen, explosions are God's gift to man. Big explosions, little explosions, fiery explosions, concussive explosions... Each and every one is beautiful. There is no problem that can't be solved with an explosion of the right size, in the right time, and the right place," - Alex Mercer, From Unfamiliar by Cpl_Facehugger

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent- Martin Luther King Jr.

When things are put into conjunction in a way never before seen, that is when one can truly glimpse the mechanics of the universe! The results of logic, of natural progression? Boring! An expected result? Dull! An obvious next step? Pfui! Where is the fun in that? We want to see to see the unexpected! The strange and terrible! A dream merely soothes - but our nightmares make us run! - Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius.

Joker: Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman!
Lex Luthor: chuckles What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?
Joker: seizes Luthor by his jacket There's nothing mere about that mortal!

"I'm sure there's nothing to fear in letting Admiral Thrawn examine our works of art."
- Captain Picard, Worlds Without End Part VI. Where is Ackbar to shout "IT'S A TRAP!" when you need him?

They told (us) to open up the Embassy, or " we'll blow you away." And then they looked up and saw the Marines on the roof with these really big guns, and they said in Somali, " Igaralli ahow," which means " Excuse me, I didn't mean it, my mistake".
Karen Aquilar, in the U.S. Embassy; Mogadishu, Somalia, 1991

"No fortress, no matter how thick its walls or how zealous its defenders are, is impervious to a mule carrying a sackful of Gold." - Engineer Trilogy, by K.J. Parker. Added on recommendation of Quirel from FF.net

Meddle not in the affairs of X-COM, for you are dissectable and have useful technology. - Sithking Zero.

How to counter: A combination of Battleships, Dreadnoughts, Ion Bombers, and prayers to your deity of choice. -From the Astro Empires Wiki entry for Death Star.

Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you." - Mammoth Tank driver, from the fanfic Tiberium Wars.

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." GEORGE ORWELL

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." - HK-47, KOTOR II

"An old family recipe:
'Eye of newt and toe of frog,
'Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
'Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
'Lizard's leg and howlet's wing — '"
"Shakespeare!" I said. "Macbeth."
"'Cool it with a baboon's blood — ' No, Will got it from me, milord love. That's the way with writers; they'll steal anything, file off the serial numbers, and claim it for their own."- Glory Road, by Robert Heinlein.

“Win and you get to rewrite the rules so that it was fair retroactively. Then laugh at the fools who complain about this.” Shinji Ikari on cheating from the fic Thousand Shinji.

If it dosen't matter who wins or loses, why do they keep score?- Vince Lombardi

Courage is knowing you're screwed but being a stubborn bastard anyway - anonymous

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
[Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe]

"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer!" Major Holdredge USMC.

"Why don't I get any competent henchmen? I offer excellent health benefits, educational opportunities, even a direct share in the enterprise. I even have a catchphrase! How does he manage it with just inspirational speeches? Emotional logic is barely any logic at all...!" - Kaworu Nagisa's line, from Charles Bhepin's story Shingi and Warhammer40k.

For those who seek perfection, there can be no rest this side of the grave - anonymous

"We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks, three men have died from Eyerot this week, I've sweat enough to fill a lake, my boots got sucked into a sink-swamp, and the trees are thick in some places you can't squeeze through them. Emperor help me, I love this place! It's just like home! Captain Rock of the Catachan III " Green Devils" on Varestus Prime.

Your job, is not to die for your country. Your job, is to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his country-General George S. Patton, Circa WWII

Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges.

Nature abhors dimensional abnormalities, and seals them neatly away so that they don't upset people. Nature, in fact, abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the "Marie Celeste", and the chuck keys for electric drills.

The sergeant put on the poker face which has been handed down from NCO to NCO ever since one protoamphibian told another, lower ranking protoamphibian to muster a squad of newts and Take That Beach.

"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

"Slave is an Ephebian word. In Om we have no word for slave," said Vorbis.
"So I understand," said the Tyrant. "I imagine that fish have no word for water."

"That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all Is Truth Beauty and Is Beauty Truth, and Does A Falling Tree in the Forest Make A Sound if There's No one There to Hear It, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, 'Incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.

In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something nasty waiting at the far end.

Every man dies - Not every man really lives.” - William Ross Wallace

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” - Winston Churchill

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” -Voltaire (on his deathbed in response to a priest asking if he renounced Satan)

“Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.” - Chuck Palahniuk

John Montagu: Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.
John Wilkes: That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every great oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground-anonymous

"Are you guys ready? Let's roll."-Todd Beamer, Flight 93, shortly after 9/11 WTC destruction. Beamer and 39 other passengers overwhelmed the 4 armed hijackers. In the struggle, the plane was crashed into a field near Shanksville Pennsylvania.



The Author's Creed
, created by Fernan del De La France and The Q Continuum.

There are many stories that are nothing more than... pastiches, written by unimaginative copycats and lazy writers, repeating word for word events in other stories and wasting the time of the one reading it.

And then there are many stories that are written by shallow and greedy men pandering to their audience, not daring to break out of the cage they have built for themselves, to surprise them, to create something new.

And then there are those who blindly follow what is known as the 'canon', not daring to break out of the mould that the original Creators gave us. Yet if they gave us such great gifts of imagination and the ability to exercise our free will, is it not a travesty for us to cling to stringent and arbitrary conventions, to write stories that make no effort to create something new, something inventive, something different

And that is why, Author, realize the truth of these words.

Where other men blindly follow others, fearful of creating something entirely their own, remember: Nothing is true.

Where other men are limited by the fear of their audience's backlash, by mainstream demand, terrified of breaking the mould and example set by society and their peers, remember: Everything is permitted.

To write what is right, and right what is wrong.
We work in the dark to serve the light.
We are Authors.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Rise, Author. Join the ranks of your countless brethren, and go on to enchant your readers, horrify them, make them laugh and cry and fear and feel

Then you will surely have changed the world for the better.


George Orwell's Opinions about Writing

(i) Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

(ii) Never us a long word where a short one will do.

(iii) If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

(iv) Never use the passive where you can use the active.

(v) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

(vi) Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.


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This is why I write Fanfiction.

This is why I wrote Aria's Advisor.

This is why the Reapers (Mass Effect) do what they do.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 454,091 - Reviews: 7553 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 6,758 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Machine Organisms by Toasterman reviews
"He liked to lose himself in a good punch. The sting in his knuckles, the shock that rippled up his arm. It was all just heat. Heat that he clung to for the way it killed the thoughts that came for him in the times between the hits. Heat that burned away the ill-comfort cloying in the alcoves of his self. Heat to melt the God-damned ice." A Fourth of July one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Weary Sovereigns by Wribro reviews
The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/8/2014
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 908,170 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aeducan, Surana, Cousland, Mahariel
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Except she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,507 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Hawke (F)
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2013
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Your Princess is in Another Castle by sadistic lunatic reviews
:: Post-S02E06 One-Shot :: Jaune thinks he's okay. Nora thinks opposite. What follows is a bromance unlike any other.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 6,137 - Follows: 7,623 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4611 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Templar by Agayek reviews
In every life, there is a choice. In every choice, a contradiction. One to flourish, the other to wither. Every man must choose their own way. Good men carefully seek the best path. Great men forge the only path.
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Skitter
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
A Different Song by Shogun24 reviews
AU- Same characters. Different Song. Will the outcome change?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,476 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Eddard S./Ned
Consequences of Revelation by Red Mage 04 reviews
In the wake of the escape from Requiem, Captain Lasky decides that the S-IV's need a little more training, and arranges for an old friend to come on board the Infinity. Little does he realize the far reaching consequences that this will have for himself, his crew, and the rest of the UNSC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Transit the Sun by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
No, she can't land in a world filled with happiness and light and puppies that chase rainbows. It's so freaking typical.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Buffy S., Aang
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Littlest Elemental by D G Palmer reviews
A chronicle of Minh, a young woman of Vietnamese heritage taken into custody after combat by Elemental warriors of Clan Wolf.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 302,548 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Isolation by Quirel reviews
A man's past is not past. His actions in his younger years are what shape him, guide him, and define him today. It is his choice, however, as to whether the darker moments of his life control his future.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,162 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007
Flashbacks, Fireworks, and Old Friends by Toasterman reviews
The Fourth of July always brings back memories for those in Captain America's life, and Bernie Rosenthal is no different. This year, Bernie thinks about her past with the Avenger, her present, and takes a look into the future. A Fourth of July Cap one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
To Catch A Robin by Schnickledooger reviews
Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Eagle's Fall by CharNobyl reviews
Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,362 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Quagmire by kataja reviews
As the Battle of Endor approaches a Jedi and a spy find themselves on common, boggy ground.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 219,650 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The war lasted nearly thirty years. Only the best of the best had what it took to survive every one of them. That...or maybe it was just luck.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 408,624 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - A. J. Johnson - Complete
Dismissal of Zero by Sithking Zero reviews
Louise summons a familiar, it's a crossover character, blah, blah, blah. You've seen it before. But usually, familiars aren't this... dismissive, of the young mage and her society. God help them. Crack.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Louise - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,806 - Follows: 1,742 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
A Study in Rum by Nytd reviews
One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,629 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/27/2010
Peggy Susie by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
She fought her way to the Box, and somehow made it work, and now she's back. Will she be able to prevent the end of the world this time around? -- If this isn't the world's most gratuitous Peggy Sue fic, I'd like to know what is.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/28/2009
The Five Rules for Being a Successful Bartender by LaneWinree51 reviews
The Marauders walk into a bar and engage in a competition to get the address of a pretty bartender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
StarCraft: Brain Storm by Toasterman reviews
With the Dominion gone, the Zerg destroyed and the Protoss fighting each other, the Korpulu Sector is in chaos. It is in this battleground of confusion and doubt that a group of unique individuals struggles to survive. Sequel to SC: Brain Damage.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 116,242 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 203 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 6,430 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Evas XLR by Xerxez reviews
Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
We Happy Few by frodogenic reviews
It isn't all medals and glory after the Battle of Yavin for the two survivors of Red Squadron. Luke Skywalker and Wedge Antilles get to know each other a bit better. NOT slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Wedge A., Luke S. - Complete
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 932 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Misplaced by hedwigs-pet-dalek reviews
Two Force ghosts reminisce about the good old days...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Cavalry by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A possible future scenario ...
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
A Little Talk by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Dumbledoore talks to a new student. Short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Committee Meeting by Archaeologist reviews
A few hours into their honeymoon, Luke and Mara get a visit from an old friend. Ben Kenobi had forgotten to mention one tiny little detail about the Jedi Code – attachment is forbidden.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Mechanical Spirit by Persephone Kore reviews
In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Alternative Strategy by Adrian Tullberg reviews
What should have happened for Civil War.
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Addition to the Fray by Adrian Tullberg reviews
I'm finding Civil War very inspiring ..
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
An Ending to the Civil War by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Seomthing I thought up ...
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 284 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Oddly Familiar A Batman BTVS crossover by Dr Gonzo reviews
Halloween's aftermath from a different POV *revised*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Xander H., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/12/2004
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Terran Ingenuity reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
The Trouble with Time Travel reviews
The Necrons can, apparently, time travel. Certain people are not happy about that, and decide to fix the problem.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Aria's Advisor reviews
One minute, I'm at home; the next, I'm in a wretched hive of alien criminals. This universe is a death-trap; the apocalypse is coming and the Reapers are going to kill us all. I'm no soldier, I'm a cowardly thinker. To survive, I'll have to think outside the box. But first, I have to survive Omega. To do that, I'll have to cast my lot in with the ruler of this rock, Aria T'Loak.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,580 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Aria T'Loak
A Boy and his Dreadnought reviews
Lost and alone in the ruins of his home, a Boy stumbles upon a Dreadnought. The Boy finds a source of comfort in these dark times, and the Dreadnought finds something to protect.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2012
Sanity reviews
What defines a Human? What separates us from the animals? Intelligence? Emotions? No, the line is sentience. As instincts rage and fight, I must keep my sanity. If not, I am simply another animal.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hunter - Complete
Tale of Hal reviews
Another atmospheric reentry. Another bad landing. Another situation. John doesn't know what to make of this place, but he might as well make himself at home. After all, he'll be stuck here for a while. At least they have dogs. Halo/Fable
Crossover - Halo & Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
Primarch of the Shinobi reviews
Kyuubi is fast approaching Konoha, but Naruto and Kushina Uzumaki die due to birth complications. Now who is the Yondaime going to use as the container? Maybe that girl they found in that strange crater? FemNaruxKyuubi Crossover. Abandoned, left up to show my earlier work.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,219 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U.
Raven's Ghosts reviews
AU. Raven's Ghosts are the elite Rangers of Gondor. They are masters of combat. They are Death Incarnate. But, how will they react to being sent to a little forest we all know... Abandoned, left up to show my earlier work.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007