Hello, hello fellow fan fiction readers/writers My name is yinyanglover19! Or Yin or yang for short. Anyways I'll tell you all a little bit about myself. *Coughs* First off I would like to tell you that I write yaoi and love it I also am a very slow updater when it comes to stories so if I'm late with updating then I apologize ahead of time. Second I write mostly mature stories but am willing to try any type of rating/ pairings like yuri and normal. But I mostly do yaoi so please don't get put off by it. *Bows lowly*
Name: Well that's a secret! *Places finger to lips*
Age: Again that is top secret
Sex: I'll let you all figure that one out *Winks*
Favorite colors: Blue. Black. Silver. Red. Purple. Green.
Least Favorite colors: Pink (eww...). Orange (Hurts the eyes). Yellow (Again it's too bright!).
Favorite Seasons: Winter/Fall.
Least Favorite Seasons: Summer/Spring.
Hmm... Techno, rock, classical, basically a little bit of everything
Favorite Bands: Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, Hollywood Undead, 30 seconds to mars, Evanescence.
Favorite Anime's: Vampire Knight Naruto, Inu-Yasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bleach, Wolf's Rain and many more.
Favorite Television shows: Supernatural, Charmed.
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter all seven of them, Pirates of the Caribbean, Taken, Batman (yes I'm a nerd for DC movies).
Inspirational Writer: Edger Allen Poe.
"Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words."-Edger Allan Poe
"From this point on, all your opinions will be rejected!"-Kurosaki Ichigo
"If I were the rain that bind together the earth and sky, who in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?"-Inoue Orihime
"Sorry I’m late. I got lost on the road of life."-Hatake Kakashi
"So shut up about “destiny” and “inescapable fate”….You shouldn't whine about such trivial stuff! Cause… unlike me… you’re not a “FAILURE.”
"Heh, I guess somehow without me knowing, it just feels so natural now, to have Kagome by my side."-Inuyasha
"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword,I cannot embrace you."-Kurosaki Ichigo
"There are a lot of things i wanted to do.
"We loved with a love that was more than love."-Edger Allan PoeUke Survival Guide- Re-post this if you're a uke That way you'll have something to relay on if any of this applies to youEverybody in the entire world has gay inclinations. Have a high school crush of the same gender? Go ahead and confess! If he doesn't feel the same way about you already, the depth of your feelings will soon sway him.No matter how much your seme down talks, punches, verbally abuses, physically abuses, or rapes you, never doubt his feelings for you for an instant. That cast on your leg is just how he shows you that he loves you.Doctors always do perverted things to their patients.All co-workers are gay for you. The one being friendly? Definitely. The one ignoring you? Uh-huh. The one who glares at you non-stop? Probably out to kidnap and/or rape you. The workplace is a sexually charged environment.High schools are dangerous, dangerous places for a growing uke, too. Everyone's gay for you. Students, teachers, school doctors... only the old cleaning lady might be straight. Might. But, then again, "she" could actually be a "man" with a clever disguise on trying to gain your trust.Don't trust guys in uniforms - whether they're high school, military, or police. Uniforms are a threat to your chastity, young uke.No matter how many bad experiences you will go through, you will continue to be just as naive as you were on your first day out of your mother's uterus.Do not, I repeat: do NOT, pick up any strays. You think you're being a Good Samaritan, but they'll refuse to move out, then you're stuck with an extra mouth to feed, and they probably (see: definitely) have a bad yakuza past behind them that you'll be dragged into as a hostage. And, oh, you'll probably end up discovering that you're gay.Your first love LASTS FOREVER. Doesn't matter if it was ten years ago or when you were still in the womb - chances are that if you just an't forget this guy, who probably protected you from bullies and scary dogs, he's your one and only.If you're an uke, you're destined to blush. A lot. Doesn't matter how old you are, doesn't matter how COLD you are - if your seme says anything remotely romantic, if your seme looks at you, if your seme thinks about you, you're gonna have a full-body blush.All American males - straight, gay, or otherwise - will, undoubtedly, greet each other with a big, passionate smooch on the mouth. It's just friendly!During a spontaneous bout of woohoo, you will always be naked (socks are optional depending on your seme's mood/fetishes), and semes are almost always fully clothed.It is impossible to "switch it up". Once an uke, always an uke. Forget ever topping. Semes may love their ukes a lot, but not enough to bottom. Ever.Ukes are world champions on getting teary-eyed (this, of course, to emphasize a quintessential uke trait: vulnerability)Sorry, young uke, but your semes cure to just about everything is rape sex. Poor uke has the sniffles? Sex! The uke has a broken leg? Sex! The uke got raped by the seme's conniving archrival? SEX! If one could package this treatment and sell it as a cure-all, that person would be a millionaire.90% of the male population from ages 10-40 is gay. The remaining 10% still has yet to come out.Unfortunately, rape or any form of sexual assault is a typical back-story for any uke. Ouch.Your seme knows what's best for you no matter what. He won't let you go out and meet a fellow male friend? Good, he was probably going to try something funny with you anyway. He kidnapped you? It's for your own protection. He's a sociopath serial killer? It's to rid the world of crazy loons who may hurt you in the future. He raped you? IT'S LOVE. No questions asked.No matter how hard you try, if you're an uke you will most likely end up as a 1950s housewife. But your seme depends on you. He may never admit it, but it secretly makes him very happy to see his toilets shining from all of your cute hard work. Good job.No matter how careful your seme is, if he's a dangerous guy/has any enemies at all, chances are that you will be kidnapped and held hostage. And, while that happens, your captors will want to have some "fun with you" due to your cute looks. Alas, there is no way to prepare for such an attack, young uke, but don't be alarmed: Your seme will always save you before your kidnappers can rape you.If your seme has a rival, he will fall in love with you. Try to act shocked when you discover this.
And that my dear ukes is you're handie dandy notebook
Now for the seme's If you are one then re-post this one in you're profileThe Seme’s Handbook
The car you own is a BMW, Mercedes, Porche, or any other extra expensive make. Also, a seme’s car will defy the laws of physics by being larger inside than on the outside to allow for comfortable uke-smexing.Regardless of what kind of seme you are, you love to talk dirty during sex.Semes don’t eat cake. Ever.Semes will hardly ever have sex completely naked. That’s an uke thing.Rape = Love. The more you love your uke, the more right you have to rape him.The cure for rape = more rape. If another seme kissed, touched, or looked at your uke, get rid of his mark by replacing it with your own.You can forgive your uke for anything. It will either lead to sex (of the make-up variety) or more sex (as punishment). Either way, you win.No matter how much your uke struggles, you can always tie your uke in a compromising position in five seconds flat. If this was a contest, you’d win first place hands down (or tied).If you are foreign, you consider Japanese men cute and cuddly and will go to extreme lengths to turn them into your uke. This is especially true of American CEO’s, exchange students, Middle eastern princes, French patissiers, Chinese mafia hunks, Italian captains, and English noblemen with funny names.Smexing your uke with his glasses is the ultimate goal. If the uke takes off his glasses before/while you smex him… you have failed.You can’t afford to smex your uke with your glasses on because if that happens, you can’t be sure if the uke loves you or the glasses.Ukes ooze pheromones. Chances are you can’t sense them, equip all possible aggressors among your underlings with gas masks just in case.Never let you uke do any work! It’s the uke’s job to lie on the bed, it’s YOUR job to make him feel good at night. (If your uke hasn’t come at least five times, you’re doing it wrong).Everybody is out to rape your uke. You’ve got to protect his chastity by guarding him day and night!SAS-Semes Always Swallow. Spitting out semen is for wussies.You don’t have to think to hard for the perfect birthday present for your uke- just do him eight times in a row. On the other hand, the only acceptable present for you is your uke wearing an apron and nothing else.Selective hearing is a necessary trait in a seme. When your uke says “no,” what you hear is, “Please ignore my tears, resisting, and all that jazz because, really, I want you to continue”.If you can’t make your uke come just by licking his ass… you suck in bed.The number of dildos that any average seme owns (for his uke) would put any sex shop to shame.It’s perfectly normal to be able to pin a grown man to the wall only using one hand to grip his wrists.After sex, you always wear the pajama pants. Your uke will wear the shirt, lest he wishes to tempt you again with his perky, pink nipples.Want to learn the meaning behind your uke’s words? Use our handy uke- dictionary. “No, I don’t want this”- F*k me. “Stop it!”- F*k me. “I need to sleep.”- F*k me. “What’s for dinner?”- F*k me.A seme must have different colored hair to his uke.Ropes materialize out of thin air. Don’t worry about stashing ropes or ties around the house if you’ve got your uke under you, you can just pull a rope from sub-space to tie him up.Okay so that is enough fun for everybody to read... *Coughs lightly* Anyways here are some upcoming things that are to be expected from me.
--Up Coming Stories--
*Seize The Day* - Kingdom Hearts
Parings: Roxas x Sora, Riku x Sora
Rating: T for now but rating will go up
Will have warnings going up later along with a summary.
*Loving Embrace, But horrible Judgement* - Ouran Highschool Host Club
Parings: Hikaru x OC- Kaoru x OC
Rating: M for mature contact.
Warnings- Cross dressing, sexual interaction, hot yaoi love, anguish.
Summary will be put up later.
*Five Minutes to Midnight* -Vampire Knight/ Cinderella (My own twist on it)
Parings not decided yet.
Rating not decided yet.
Well that's all for now but I will post some of them up for you're reading enjoyment.
That's all for now but do keep you're eyes open for the stories that I have listed Anyways that's about it for now So until then please enjoy the reading. Also you can contact me here: Other then that so long and enjoy my lovelies