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Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

Decided to clean this up so it's more practical. I'm Zuks. I write fanfiction, on rare occasions. I read fic much more often.

Disclaimer: Look up at the site title, then back at me. You're on fanfiction.net. Look down, then back again. What you see below is fanfiction. These stories are both fictional and openly derivative of other works I did not create. Do a complete spin and then look back at your computer. Obviously this is just for fun.

Flames should only come from the glove of the Flame Alchemist.

UPDATE STATUS: D: Not so much of anything right now. Sorry!

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Victus per Reproba Monumentum by firefly5151 reviews
Severitus challenge response! A package is sent to Severus 16 years after Lily's death. Its contents reveal he & Harry have been living a lie. Will they both come to accept the truth & one another? Set after OOTP. Not HBP compliant. No horcruxes. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 292,590 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In The Dreaming: Thus Saith the Lord by ForgottenEllipses reviews
"Things are never what they seem." Harry wakes up in the middle of his worst nightmare come to life – his own initiation into the ranks of the Death Eaters. To survive, he must assimilate and truly become one of them. But can he survive without breaking?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Stuttering Toward Ecstasy by Potions for Foxes reviews
Edward Elric is a fairly normal high school student who happens to be utterly and completely terrified of public speaking. However, unlike most high schoolers, his fear isn't irrational. You see, Edward Elric stutters. Especially when people watch him. (last update guys)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Measure of a Man by nej47 reviews
Sequel to Deanzilla! On top of demons, angels and even Sam, Dean must also struggle with his new giant powers. To add insult to injury, the key to controlling them is an affront to his no-chick-flick-moments male pride.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,184 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] [Petunia D., James P.] - Complete
Giving Extras by whitehound reviews
Post DH fic. He was sure he was going to die. He was sure he had died. Only somebody seemed to have decided to give him a new lease of life he hadn't asked for. Follows on from Flower Remedy and examines Snape's memories in detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., Luna L.
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,466 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Primal Instincts by Sevlow reviews
The combined stresses of work and family drive Hughes to distraction, but Mustang is starting to think that something else--something far more dangerous--is the real reason for his sudden change in demeanor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Maes H., Roy M.
Death And Eden by Lucky4Track reviews
Spoilers for 6x11! Slash! Castiel/Dean. An elderly Dean receives a visit from Castiel, however the visit isn't a simple formality. After seeing the preview for next week's episode, I couldn't resist. Rated for mild language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Holy Fish Taco by poestheblackcat reviews
Not knowing where else to turn, Castiel looks for God in the one place where He cannot possibly be. Cracktastically AU.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Back in the Dark Again by Fantasy Cat reviews
THE END! Sequel to "Growing Up in the Dark". It's now been two months since Peter and Olivia went on their mission in the other reality and never came back. Darker but with more P/O.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,710 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Deanzilla vs Hydros by nej47 reviews
Dean slays a monster, only to become pretty monstrous himself. But Dean's not about to let a little-okay, very big-size issue stop him from kicking *** and taking names. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,714 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Call of Atlantis by agent000 reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Edward makes a discovery about himself that will change his life forever: he is not human. Apparently, the Amestrian army had known all along, and are not too keen on having their little lab rat slip through their fingers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,965 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Astrid Down the Rabbit Hole by LoyalistEternal reviews
Where does one go in the dark parts of the mind?
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Fringe - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Astrid F.
Broken by Chichuri reviews
As soon as Peter sees Olivia, he knows something is wrong. Follow-up to "Jacksonville".
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Never Goes out of Style by Della19 reviews
Purple may go out of style, but love never does. Inspired by that cute little Walterism from the beginning of "The Bishop Revival" and Peter/Olivia all the way.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Growing Up in the Dark by Fantasy Cat reviews
It's a VERY unpleasant life in the other reality, where children like Peter Bishop are treated no better than animals. AU...or is it?
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,936 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Monster Works by lookskindagreyout reviews
Look twice at your neighbors! And don't vandalize! A halloween fic, set in AU font. Oliver, with love.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Change in Fates by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
AU. How would things be different if Lily had been in Slytherin and Snape had been in Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,020 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
To Have a Father by Crystal Cove reviews
During the summer before his third year at Hogwarts, Harry ends up in a reality where Severus Snape is his father. AU, Sevitus—Includes Sirius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,210 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Foetus by CJS-DEPPendent reviews
To him they're just foetuses. They come after Zygote and before Infant. To her they're babies who need love. They're different, polar oppoistes, but somehow, the very thing they look upon differently might just be what brings them together. HUDDY
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,222 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Switch by bethanyblacklestrange reviews
What if something went wrong during Snape’s Occlumency Lessons?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
After King's Cross Station by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,821 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S.
Black Debt by sick-atxxheart reviews
Harry is trapped in his mind by a curse and Snape fights to save him. They become friends, but Harry is broken in more ways than one and the final battle is coming. When Harry is broken, can love in more ways than one- friendship and romance- be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Through the Fire and Flames by LeapofFaith07 reviews
The doctors at PPTH thought it was going to be an ordinary day. What happeneds when the unordinary occurs? And how will our favourite doctors respond? Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Brooding by Ysidro reviews
Aladdin/Harry Potter cross-over, AU. If you have never heard of a character named Mozenrath, it would be best to research him before reading this story. A man muses over mistakes, monkeys, and infernal street-rats. My first fanfic, so please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
No Difference by attackfishscales reviews
After Harry talks to Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows, he takes a little detour to Spinner's End, back before it was Snape's house, back when it belonged to a woman named Eileen prince. Snape couldn't be angrier that Harry Potter is his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,438 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Siriusly Snape by LadyofDragons089 reviews
What if Severus and Sirius weren't the enemies we all thought them to be? What if they could unite under a single cause? What could be more important than their best friends' only child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,035 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S.
My Sister, The Witch by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
Lily and James Potter show up at Petunia and Vernon's wedding...much to Petunia's dismay, her new husband is about to learn something about her family that she had hoped he would never find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III is called Sleeping Man: Settling the Score. You can now read the story in RUSSIAN at ficbook dot net/readfic/4417381 thanks to Kleolanda
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Long Road by alanwolfmoon reviews
House's leg pain is getting worse and worse. He is eventually hospitalized because of it, and drastic measures need to be taken.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,855 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - G. House, E. Foreman - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Aren't You Supposed to be Lisa House? by ChammieHuddles reviews
Cuddy walks in when House is... baby-sitting! sweet Huddy fluff with implied Chameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Mr Robinson by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,217 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Ablepsia by travln1 reviews
AU. Alternate season 5 beginning. Wilson's gone from PPTH and suddenly finds himself blind. Can House find a cure before it's too late? House & Wilson friendship. 6862 words total. Thanks to my amazing betas: Chippers87 & Wrytingtyme.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hey, don't look at me by screaminheathen69 reviews
The Earth goes boom. House is involved. Of course.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Seeking The Truth by nerwende90 reviews
“House, what’s wrong?” I ask for the umpteenth time in two weeks. And I get exactly the same thing I got for two weeks: a deep, painful and incredibly loud silence. ONESHOT
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Sirius Consequences by Daniella Fromage reviews
Marauders. What exactly was Sirius thinking when he sent Snape to the Shrieking Shack? And was he ever punished? WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager. So I reckon he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Still Recruiting by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. The new Headmaster has his own method of dealing with graffiti....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Dancing with Wolves by Laume reviews
Written as a present to Rosaleen. Yet another kidfic. An attempt to reconcile Remus and Severus goes awry, and leaves Dumbledore and Harry with two small charges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Penal Servitude by Sloane Ranger reviews
A bright new dawn does not always guarantee a sunny day, as Severus Snape learns between the end of Deathly Hallows and the Epilogue. Obviously noncanonical. The rating might be a bit high but adult themes and some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,993 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Snow by Sevlow reviews
Over a month after Ed's return to his human body, he continues to heal. Semi-sequel to "Number Twenty Eight". Warnings for angst and gore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Day With No End by astropixie reviews
AU fifth year. Harry has an awful day and can't wait for it to be over. Unfortunately, it just keeps repeating itself. Will his tormentor Snape be able to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The White Orchid by mangolatte reviews
Severus Snape's journey into death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Following Tradition by DaughterOfAres reviews
Post DH! Severus Snape is very much alive on the Christmas following where the 7th book left off. In fact, he's spending that Christmas at the Burrow with his son and grandchildren plus the entire Weasley clan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Monkey's Paw Syndrome by GirlX2 reviews
House and Wilson should learn to be careful about what they wish for...HW Established relationship. Also, the closest thing to a chibi fic you'll ever see in the House section of this site.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Of Arguements by graywords-girl reviews
From his position, Link was sure whether to be amused or terrified. [50scenes challenge fic][MalonSheik] [Oneshot drabble]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Malon, Sheik - Complete
The Jam are the Office Block Persecution Affinity by HalloweenJack138 reviews
In which Jim declares the office an independent and self ruling nation, Dwight launches a counter revolution, a national bird is chosen, Jim goes mad with power, things fall apart, come to an end, and Pam and Jim have a rather nice conversation about tea.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Polyjuice Prongs by Conqueror Worm reviews
Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Imaginary by Claire D'Aubigne reviews
Roy's son has an imaginary friend. RoyxRiza, spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Lucky Charms by Star Shadow and Dark Stratos reviews
RvB. Church never did understand why Caboose did what he did to the cereal.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Burn by graywords-girl reviews
It's good to burn. Very good. [MalRiver] [Oneshot!]
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
Life is a Moldy Tangerine by AmazinglyMe reviews
Sirius finds a fuchsia, fuzzy alien under Prongs' bed and the Marauders proceed to investigate the situation. Somehow socks and moldy tangerines come into play and a perfectly good Saturday is ruined. But then, it is the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Casual Friday by blackbananas reviews
Snape, Lucius, and Voldemort meet for drinks and swap pictures of their Fanficinjected kids, like the proud fathers they are. WARNING: FULL OF CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
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Borderline Strangers reviews
Bellatrix, after discovering she is infertile, decides to take a certain child sitting on a doorstep for her own one night. Severus thinks he might have found the missing child - but can he convince Ophiuchus Lestrange that he is really Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Beyond the Mirror of Erised reviews
Lily Evans x Severus Snape emotive lovely goodness, because LESS is more. Varies from sweet to dark to silly. 50 Scenes Challenge. R&R. Disclaimer in profile. Unbetaed, but few errors. Sixth: Chill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Forever Crumbly: A Squid's Story reviews
The days and memories of the Giant Squid: his one true love, toast, rescuing children, battling ships, and most often, oggiling. Pairings are mostly Giant Squid x Toast. Fluffy, if you would describe soggy toast as 'fluffy'. And no relation to the dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Giant Squid
Meigetsu Kukyou! Full Moon Crisis! reviews
When Roy undergoes a mysterious transformation, will it ruin Riza's relationship with him forever? Or will it strengthen their bond? ROYAI. Rated T for breif descriptive violence. Changed from M. 22 Total planned chapters. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
All Together an Average Height reviews
During a mission, Edward magically becomes very tall and Roy very short. EdWin Royai, Comedy, short story less than ten chapters disclaimer in profile
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Ugh! reviews
Roy bakes cookies. Four short 100 word Royai drabbles of love. Not long enough to be worth skipping! Please read and leave a review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
Drabble. Ed and Al confess something to their mother...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete